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We gave you 10 hilarious reasons to marry an oyinbo person but what about the pros of marrying a Nigerian?
Nigerians are some of the happiest people in the entire world. Even with all the daily challenges. What could be better than spending the rest of one’s life with one of the happiest people in the world. If you need more reasons we’ve got it covered.
1. Nigerians are beautiful
Every tribe or culture boasts of the most beautiful people you will ever see. Both men and women are beauties to behold. The beautiful kids that will come about. And will have you like “look at God!”.
2. You will always be well fed
Nigerians know quite well that the way to the heart is through the belly most times. We could be classified as the “stomach welfare” country as we cook good food, and eat good food. Guaranteed you will never be hungry.
3. Always ready for anything
Nigerians have a saying “there is nothing that is coming from above, the ground cannot take”. We live by this so you can be rest assured that a Nigerian spouse can handle any challenge. How do you think we have coped with unstable electricity all this while.
4. Prepare to be spoiled
It is standard, when you are in a relationship with a Nigerian it will feel like the time of your life. Gifts, outings, trips, money for hair, gifts for his birthday. See Nigerians are simply the best.
5. Nigerians are always respectful and well trained
This is one huge forte of our people. They always give respect when it is due, whether it is to parents, in-laws, slightly elderly people or even dead people. See how much we respect other humans around us.
6. Nigerians always have an education and ambition
Nigerians are one of the most educated sets of people in the world. And any Nigerian you will come across has a substantial level of education and either strive to get more or is really ambitious. You know we have to make that money to impress our spouses and friends.
7. Nigerian weddings are the best
Wedding ceremonies in Nigeria are one of the best events you will see. From the introduction to the engagement, to the wedding and the reception, it is always live! The food, music, decor, traditional attires, emcees and a lot more is always a bauty to behold.
8. Nigerians are hardworking
This fact can not be stressed enough. This country boasts of the most hardworking people. Marrying someone who is hardworking guarantees that your every need will be catered to whether you are the husband or the wife.
9. Nigerians are romantic
Every tribe in Nigeria has endearing words for their loved ones. When a Nigerian is wooing or praising his or her spouse, it is indeed one of the best things to hear. From “Iyawo mi”, to “Omalicha nwa” there are a ton of them.
Nigerians have really stepped up the game in this aspect. Be sure that you being proposed to will be a very interesting event in an interesting place with the best photographers. What a way to set the pace for a marriage. What other reason would you want to marry a Nigerian?
Getting married to someone from another race is a beautiful thing. Here are a few reasons why you should definitely get married to an “oyinbo” person.
1. Accent
Foreign accents sound so beautiful. Of course who does not want to have to hear a foreign accent every day and every evening when their partner is back from work or in bed.
2. Romance
We’ve heard that people from other parts of the world are more romantic partners. Well ladies you sure want those flowers and gifts. Guys, you also want those surprise PlayStation consoles and games. Go for it!
3. Adventure
Getting married to someone from a different country will give you an opportunity to explore another country as well as experience a culture different from yours. They say they love to explore new places.
4. True love
Most times when people get married from different backgrounds it is most likely real love for each other regardless of what anyone says. Chances are you guys will be together forever.
5. Fancy wedding
We cannot overemphasize this. It is not every time that an oyinbo and a Nigerian get married. Your wedding will be the talk of the town. It will cause traffic. For this sole reason you should be convinced.
6. Bellanaija/Instagram wedding accounts coverage
Your wedding is not on the famous Instagram accounts? You are doing something wrong. Definitely getting married to a foreign person will attract attention, just make sure your photographer is amazing.
7. Different currencies at the wedding
Aha. You thought we will skip this. No. For sure the wedding reception will be financially standard with different currencies being sprayed the guests. In this economic crunch period… Are you convinced yet?
8. People will use your wedding photos as “goals”
We sure do all want to be role models, being tagged as “goals” is like an advanced level of being a role model. People will use you as a prayer point. Come on!
9. Mixed children
Think about it, your kids will be mixed. And social media is obsessed with mixed babies. They can do a photo shoot when they are six months. Imagine the endorsement requests.
10. Dual citizenship
You see the way foreigners passport colors are set up. They sure are not green. Getting married will make you a citizen of whatever country they are from. This reason can stand up to any rebuttal. Make sure it is done for love. Any other reason makes it illegal.
Disclaimer: This post is written in jest of the social media obsession with the mixed race life. Don’t take this too seriously. Or use it as your guide in choosing your spouse ?
Statistics show that there are more women than men; and we know sharing is caring. Being a side-boyfriend can be one of the hardest and easiest jobs, depending on a lot of factors. If you have been failing or want to be better at it, this is the list for you.
1. First you have to know your position.
As a side boyfriend, set and respect your “boundaries”. No more no less. This is really important.
2. You have to be super caring.
Women love guys that are caring when their boyfriends are not doing their job.
3. You have to be this guy.
Because you will need to make her laugh when her boyfriend makes her sad.
4. No matter how boring her day was…
Always be ready to listen or pretend to listen.
5. Get rid of emotions.
Remind yourself, you are not the boyfriend. Think with your head always.
6. In case you are a very emotional person, you will need this.
Because these feelings like to creep in at unwanted or unnoticed times.
7. You have to step up your acting skills.
Just in case something goes wrong that was not planned for.
8. And when her relationship begins to have problems…
You have to be Dr. Phil and give her the best advice so she stays in the relationship.
9. And when the relationship is going too good and she forgets you.
Never forget. Just hold on.
10. You have to own one of these.
We don’t make the rules, but rumor has it that every side boyfriend has one of them.
11. You must always have one of these on standby.
For when she wants some in-house entertainment and distraction from her boyfriend.
Could it be? Maybe it is? Maybe he is…? There are so many perceptions about ladies being friend-zoned, here are some clear signs that will show you you are being drafted in that zone.
1. When your crush finally says “we should hang out”.
Making you feel he’s about to propose.
2. And while at it he says “You’re so nice”.
Nice? Do you mean nice enough to be your girlfriend?
3. Then he keeps inviting you to social gatherings… With his friends.
But you never go out alone together.
4. When he tries to introduce you as his new best friend.
Brother…this was not the perception or plan.
5. So you start throwing heavy hints.
I just thought to make you breakfast as your friend.
6. But he is acting “brand new”.
Please open your eyes.
7. When he tells you his girl problems.
Wait so I am not the only one?
8. And goes on to give you dating advice.
What are you doing?
9. So you push further with the hints.
Just thought to get you a gift.
10. And he says “I am not ready for commitment”.
Oh no. What have I done?
11. “I don’t want to ruin our friendship”
*cries in salt poured on an open wound*
12. So things get awkward super fast.
Everything has been ruined.
13. And the texts are now like…
Wow, what is life? Must be bad network.
14. And you start getting “Let me call you right back”.
Why is this happening to me?
15. And finally you understand.
That you have been awarded a seat, in the Friend-zone.
As always, we are committed to your laughter and well being; so here to save you from a ravaged relationship and social suicide are 21 questions you should NEVER, never ever ask your/a Nigerian girl.
Some of these questions may not seem like a big deal right now, but trust us; you’ll thank us for this later:
1. What’s Your Body Count?
2. Do you have any siblings, like a younger sister, maybe?
3. When last did you change this profile picture?
4. How did you screw-up your last relationship?
5. How long does it take to put on all that make-up?
6. Did you know my aunt has that same kind of hairstyle?
7. Is it that time of the month?
8. Have you gained weight?
9. Is that what you’re going to wear?
10. Don’t you know how to cook?
11. Are you a virgin?
12. My ex-girlfriend used to do this. Can you do this too?
13. Are You Really Going To Eat All That?
14. Can We Have A Threesome?
15. Why are you single?
16. Are you bleaching?
17. What weave is that?
18. Why do you like wearing that gown?
19. Are you wearing a butt pad or is that your real ass?
20. Is this how you’ll behave in your husband’s house?
We gave you 10 hilarious reasons to marry an oyinbo person but what about the pros of marrying a Nigerian? Nigerians are some of the happiest people in the entire world. Even with all the daily challenges. What could be better than spending the rest of one’s life with one of the happiest people in the world. If you need more reasons we’ve got it covered.
Getting married to someone from another race is a beautiful thing. Here are a few reasons why you should definitely get married to an “oyinbo” person.
Statistics show that there are more women than men; and we know sharing is caring. Being a side-boyfriend can be one of the hardest and easiest jobs, depending on a lot of factors. If you have been failing or want to be better at it, this is the list for you.
Could it be? Maybe it is? Maybe he is…? There are so many perceptions about ladies being friend-zoned, here are some clear signs that will show you you are being drafted in that zone.
