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QUIZ: If You Score Up to 10 on This Quiz, You’re Delusional

Shhh, just take the quiz.

Tick all that apply:

You think you can change your partner.

You spend all your money because someone has promised you more money.

You’ve fallen in love with a Nigerian man who lives in Lagos.

You think beer is sweet.

Your favourite Nigerian movie is “Brotherhood”.

You believe your mother will pay back the money you lent her.

You eat oats.

You think none of your enemies will prosper simply because they’re your enemies.

You like semo.

You’ve asked an ex for closure before.

Your man currently has attachment dreads on his head.

You can’t swim.

You think you know people.

Your favourite phrase is, “Can never be me.”

You’re friends with your exes.

Your favourite Nigerian movie is “Ijakumo”.

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Omo, there’s nothing like reality to you at this point. You’re delusional to the core.
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You have one leg on the ground and one in the clouds. You’re not there yet, but you’ll soon fully enter delulu kingdom.
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You and reality are BFFs. We’re yet to decide if that’s a good thing or not.

Chioma Munachi

August 1, 2023

Quizzes

delusional, real life, reality
Kanye West’s Tweets Are The Answers To Life’s Questions

Kanye West is the new Twitter fingers, take a break Meek Mill.

Top class rapper, designer of clothes (that we don’t know who wears), seasoned producer and patron saint of drama recently dropped inspirational bars (tweets) to live by, on one of the days his fingers came alive.
1. When someone wants to act childish in the exam hall.

2. When area boys want you to drop something.

3. When you almost miss out on free food.

4. When nobody knows your struggle.

5. When you still want that extra money.

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6. The ones who will work hard to keep their families together.

7. When you’re close to seizing the bae.

8. For the really shy guys.

Are you inspired yet? When next you’re on the hunt for answers to your questions, simply drop by Mr West’s Twitter page.
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Maryam

February 22, 2016

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kanye, KAnye West, real life, real life stituations, tweets, Twitter

QUIZ: If You Score Up to 10 on This Quiz, You’re Delusional

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Kanye West’s Tweets Are The Answers To Life’s Questions

Kanye West is the new Twitter fingers, take a break Meek Mill.

1. When someone wants to act childish in the exam hall.

2. When area boys want you to drop something.

3. When you almost miss out on free food.

4. When nobody knows your struggle.

5. When you still want that extra money.

6. The ones who will work hard to keep their families together.

7. When you’re close to seizing the bae.

8. For the really shy guys.

Are you inspired yet? When next you’re on the hunt for answers to your questions, simply drop by Mr West’s Twitter page.