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  • A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

    The singles have had a jolly-good time since the beginning year (except on Valentine’s Day sha) but since we’re now in the rainy season, they have all of our best wishes.

    Are you missing the LOYL in your life right now? Do you find yourself seeking body warmth in the comfort of blankets and duvets? If you answer yes to any of these questions, you have our sympathy. But who does sympathy help? Try any of the food on this list and you’ll thank us.

    Tea

    Source: Ibiene Magazine

    Forget sex. Who wants to start worrying about pregnancy scares or STIs anyway? If you’re feeling cold, set a kettle on the stove and treat yourself to a hot cup of tea. The cold will be found dead in a ditch.

    Pepper Soup

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

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    If you’ve been sleeping on pepper soup since the rainy season started, you’re wrong. Make sure you season it thoroughly with Cameroon or habanero, the heat will come from within. Cold where?

    Akamu

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

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    Cereal during the cold season as a single-pringle? You clearly don’t like yourself. You better stock up on pap. You even have varieties—white, yellow, brown, ginger-infused. Every hot spoonful will remind you that you’re enough.

    Boiled yam

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

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    Maybe not exactly how you imagined being choked during the rainy season, but hot yam will do the job. You might gasp for air while you try to force it down, but it’s something right?

    Noodles

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

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    A meal for all seasons for real! Just make sure you make it soup-style: with extra broth. By the time you’re done, your runny nose will perish all thoughts of your singular status.

    Abula

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    Do you know our hands get extra chilly during the cold season? Here’s where abula comes in. You’ll be sticking your fingers in something hot and moist. It’s the perfect remedy for those icy fingers.

    Peppered snail

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    There’s a standing Yoruba joke about snails and what they mean, but all we know is that snail is best enjoyed when it’s spicy. So, it should be on your list of meals to keep you warm on long days and cold nights.

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  • 6 Nigerian Meals That Are Perfect for the Rainy Season

    The rainy season is upon us, and unlike other seasons of the year, it’s an exceptional one. This season comes with the lethargy that makes you want to lay in bed all day and do nothing. What we eat during this time directly impacts our productivity and need for companionship. 

    These Nigerian meals are perfect for this rainy season.

    Eba

    The rainy season is the perfect season for sleeping, and eba is the ideal meal to induce sleep. When you’re done eating the eba, you won’t remember you’re alone in bed. The type of eba doesn’t matter.

    Beans 

    Picking beans is an effective way to keep your productivity levels up during the rainy season. We usually want to lay in bed under our sheets doing nothing when it rains. Make it a habit to pick and cook beans to help keep your energy up. This theory has been tested and trusted. 

    Pepper soup 

    Nigerian mums and aunties have sold us that pepper soup helps with cough and cold. You want to enjoy the weather without catching a cold because of small rain.

    RELATED: How to Make Pepper Soup

    Boiled yam and ofada sauce 

    Yam and eggs is an everyday meal, but boiled yam and ofada sauce is a special meal for rainy days. Imagine having some boiled yam with ofada sauce with hot milk and milo on a rainy morning. You can kiss your tasks goodbye for the day, but do your tasks matter?

    Amala, ewedu, gbegiri and goat meat

    Amala is the bad bitch of Nigerian meals. Come rain, come sunshine, she’s the ultimate companion. You can trust amala to stick with you like a friend who stays closer than a brother through the rainy season. For premium enjoyment, buy your amala from your favourite bukka

    RELATED: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving Amala

    Your partner 

    Please, eat your Nigerian partner out till their eyes roll to the back of their head. It’s the least you can do for them on a rainy day. 

    ALSO READ: 9 Things Single People Can Do During ‘Weather for Two’

  • 5 Nigerians Who Love The Rainy Season, And 5 Nigerians Who Don’t

    The rainy season is here and it’s a mix of the good, the bad, and the ugly. Here are some people who are enjoying this weather, and some people who are definitely not having fun.

    People who love it:

    1) Couples.

    This is the real weather for two. Sorry to all the single people out there.

    2) NEPA.

    They can finally be useless in peace because we have been conditioned to accept that rain = no light.

    3) People who don’t wash their cars.

    Finally, free car wash service from mother nature.

    4) Umbrella sellers.

    For obvious reasons.

    5) Beverage sellers.

    Because Nigerians and tea are like 5 and 6.

    People who definitely aren’t having fun:

    6) Lagosians.

    Eko atlantis because our city is under water dears.

    7) Single people.

    I’m sorry guys. God will fight your battles in this cold weather.

    8) People who want to get married.

    Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.

    9) Dry cleaners.

    Me: Where are my clothes?

    Dry cleaner:

    10) People who don’t have cars.

    I’m sorry guys. I really am. We are in this together.

  • As we are all aware, the rainy season is here. And while we like how rain makes the weather cool for us, we have to admit Nigerian rain can be extra! Here are all the things you need to survive.

    1. If you don’t have a big umbrella in this weather, you’re on your own.

    Not all those small ones that can fly away with small wind o!

    2. Nylon bag, or even sack sef for added protection.

    To tie on your head when your umbrella is not having sense.

    3. Original bathroom slippers is an absolute must.

    To help the life of your loubs and nike shoes!

    4. Canoe and paddle for all the times the rain is proving stubborn.

    When the rain decides to turn everywhere into river.

    5. Life jacket, for those of us that cannot swim.

    If you cannot afford the canoe, kuku buy this one.

    6. Forget lamp, lantern and kerosine is the way forward.

    When NEPA will not even let you charge lamp nko?

    7. Everybody needs a Sugar Parent

    Because Sugar Daddy can send Range. Sugar mummy won’t even let you go anywhere

    8. Okay, forget everything for a moment, see this Firewood?

    That is what you need to become this season. “Weather for two” is a dangerous idea. Baby food is expensive. Be wise.