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  • Inside The #NairaLife Of A Student Who Is In The Top 1%

    There are fewer career paths in Nigeria with a more rapid promise of upward mobility like computer engineering in Nigeria. This student is the umpteenth example. Enjoy.

    Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.

    What’s your oldest memory of money?

    I got to school that day – I was in primary 3 or 4. A few students were standing at the gate as usual. Then I got stopped by the headmaster – or secretary, can’t remember. I initially thought something was happening in the school, only to see my dad at the gate ready to take me home. 

    He later explained to me that I can’t go to that school because of money. 

    Woah.

    Apparently he used to handle some services for the school, as barter for my school fees. Then some dispute happened and somehow, that meant my fees were outstanding. That was the first time I cried over something not related to physical pain.

    Man, I’m sorry you had to go through that.

    Thanks. I had to move to another school. The first thing I ever did for money though, was helping my aunty set up her Facebook account. 

    This racket! How much did she pay, what year was this and how old were you?

    This was 2010 I think, I was 11. She gave me about ₦1k that time at cyber cafe money. After that, it was just me helping people with things like that. I remember setting up something for my teacher on his phone. The one that I’m most proud of was setting up Qbasic on the computers in my secondary school, by that time I was a bit exposed to coding. I was given about ₦6k. 

    Omo the fried plantain woman didn’t rest that week.

    Ah, coding. Tell me about where it started for you.

    I was in SS1 and I saw a game on a Nokia and asked my teacher how they were made. 

    “Google ‘programming’.” That’s what he said.

    A few months later I was able to save up for my first smartphone, a Tecno N3. I downloaded an app called AIDE – it’s for creating android apps. By then I had already researched on programming so I just needed to do some practicals on the phone here and there. And that’s how I got into it. 

    I kept practising and practising until one of my dad’s friends from church offered to take me as an intern as soon as I was done with O-levels, which happened to be mid-second term SS3.

    What did you do at the internship?

    Since the company was a digital marketing agency, I mostly created websites for different clients. I had an opportunity to create an Android app at one point, which I did. Then the occasional “go and buy food for Oga”. I was getting ₦10k/month then ₦15k about two months later, which was the most I’d gotten from any job, so Igara started. 

    Till my dad came and “collected it on my behalf”. He said something along the lines of “he’ll help me keep it so I can spend wisely”. Plot twist, he hasn’t returned it. 

    Hahaha.

    Yep. Anyway, in 2015 I started freelancing on the side on Upwork, but I didn’t get my first job till a few months later.

    Wait, what about school? 

    I couldn’t gain admission to Uni due to age, so I got into a polytechnic, but I never resumed. I just continued interning and freelancing till 2018 when I got into Uni. To be honest, I actually gained admission before then, but I didn’t resume. 

    Fair enough, when did the next income growth happen?

    Around 2016 when the freelancing thing really took off, I had enough projects to show on my Upwork portfolio to land me a paid gig of $20/hour. I worked a total of about 10 hours on that gig so I made $200 which was almost ₦40k at the time. I think the exchange rate was ₦190/$. 

    Do you remember your first Upwork gig?

    $5 to change footer text on a WordPress site. I took it happily. Apparently, she knew nothing about WordPress except how to add posts. 

    What’s the biggest gig you’ve ever taken on from Upwork?

    A $50/hour job at about 20 hours per month. I did that for three months before I finally stuck with a particular client that paid that amount for over a year. These numbers are based on the good months though. This was in 2017, it was also when I left my internship. 

    So you interned for three years?

    It was more of a limbo situation. I wasn’t sure if I was an intern or not due to the relationship I had with the CEO. So yeah I was an intern, but mostly doing the work of a fulltime employee sha. 

    At one point that wasn’t my main source of income anymore, I was just doing it to avoid staying at home and to keep my pops silent. 

    But you finally entered Uni in 2018.

    Yup, but that’s when things got really confusing. 100-level was more of me focusing on studies to build a “solid GPA base” but that was the cost of my freelance contract. I didn’t have enough time to dedicate to it. Just before I entered Uni, my income ranged from ₦150k-₦300k. 

    I also realised that I wasn’t improving skill-wise. So late 2018 I left the freelance gig to look for a full-time on-site job for the coming break. I found one late 2018 at a company in Nigeria and was being paid ₦150k per month.

    Fascinating. 

    Now, I was worried about school fees and survival – at this point, I stopped depending on my parents for anything. Then there was lau-lau. Plus I had to help the family with a few things a few times. That was another reason why I decided to pick a more stable job.

    Entering university as a teenager with about three years of experience, what does that do to a person?

    Ah, that. My priorities tend to be a lot different. I tend not to attend class, because I have a good amount of practical knowledge of some of the topics.

    About class, how are you navigating school with your coursemates?

    At this point, It’s looking like I’ve dropped out already. I barely ever enter class because my current job requires a lot of my attention. I have a few close friends that know about what goes on with me. 

    Other people just think I have money or I’m some kind of Yahoo Boy. Almost everyone in my class swears by it. Heck, a few lecturers think so too.

    How does this feel? 

    I honestly just laugh. I know money stops nonsense, most of them can’t say it to my face. Plus the lecturers that accuse me always ask me to get them something.

    Okay, back to work.

    I realised I was too comfortable at my role and didn’t really skill up or have much to show for it, CV wise. Anyway, in mid-2019, I left the role – I was already on 200k at this time – and moved to a more challenging role, which is still my current role.

    How much does this pay? 

    Roughly a million. 

    WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE –

    What happened? 

    Nothing, bro. Nothing happened.

    Hahaha. I’m just lucky I got exposed to working early enough. I’m paid in dollars actually – it’s for an Asian company – but when it’s converted it’s around that range.

    How does one get that type of gig?

    I was job searching for a while but couldn’t manage to land any interviews, not to talk of offers. I lost count of the job offers after the 27th “Thank you for applying but….” email. That two-month dry spell took me back to church. 

    So I decided to take a step back and rework my portfolio and CV to highlight how skilled I think I am. I started creating content around my work and skills, from text to video. My CV was public, everything was out in the open.
    A few companies reached out. I actively declined all the Nigerian offers because I wasn’t in the mood for Nigerian companies. 

    So petty. 

    I reapplied to a few remote companies and boom, the interview invites started rolling in. One of them even reached out to me directly on LinkedIn. A few weeks later I was offered the role. 

    Lit!

    Honestly, it took about a month or two to actually get comfortable because the type of tasks was a lot more challenging than I was used to, but thankfully my colleagues were able to support me in getting the ropes.

    To be honest, I’m still not satisfied, my goal is at least 4 million a month by the end of next year, how I’ll do that? I dunno, but I’ll be working on it.

    I’m curious about how someone like you thinks about money.

    I see it as essential. I don’t buy into the “money can’t buy happiness thing” because after coming from a not-so-affluent background, I can say It does, if you know how to spend it.

    How will you say it’s shaped how you interact with your family?

    I tend to avoid my extended family – too many people wanting something. As for my immediate family, the only thing that’s changed is the relationship with my dad. He seems to actually want to listen to me now.

    When did you realise the dynamic shift between you and your dad? Was there a specific incident?

    We used to argue a lot until we almost got into a physical altercation. Shortly after, I decided to move out completely. It was after that incident that I noticed the shift.

    When did you first move out?

    I used to have a friend’s place that I stayed over a lot during the first year of school. I didn’t get my own place till recently.

    What type of place did you get, and how much did it cost?

    I got a furnished mini-flat for about a million and a half. Perfect for my bachelor phase. It cost about another ₦750k to get something I like. Bachelor essentials, like a console and all of that. 

    So basically, you got your place of choice at a total of ₦2.25mil?

    Yup, pretty much.

    Talking about today. You earn about a million a month. How about we attempt to break down where every dime of it goes?

    I pay for a couple of bills back at my folks’, like NEPA bills, decoder bills, and sometimes, my siblings’ school fees. Then my lau-lau is for faaji and bae sturvs.

    Ah, bae. Tell me about that.

    Haha. She explicitly doesn’t like it when I waste money or when I try to “spoil her”, I usually have to beg her to let me get her something.

    Aww. Do you have a more granular idea of how you spend though? 

    Not really. I just check in on my accounts here and there to ensure I haven’t gone past budget. 

    I’m not a big shopper so money doesn’t go there. But I like to go out and faaji though, whenever I can.

    Tell me about your wildest faaji.

    Bought a VIP ticket for a concert of over 150k, ended up spending another 100k on drinks and food at different bars after the concert the same night. All in all, I woke up with a headache and debit alert that can give a grown man a heart attack.

    No comments. Are Investments your thing?

    I’ve got some cash in the usual money market fund and some in investment apps. I’m currently looking for a passive form of income or business to set up. I’m not a fan of letting money sit idle for too long unless it’s a huge sum.

    Let’s travel a little, how much do you imagine you’ll be earning in 5 years?

    I’m still trying to decide on if I want to stay in this country, but In five years, If I haven’t, I have to be earning at least 5 million a month and a good network of passive income.

    You’ll be about 25. What do you intend to be doing earning that amount?

    Yup, I’m fairly sure I can’t get that kind of money in Nigeria unless I’m in some extremely high position. So I intend to keep working for foreign companies and slowly going up the engineering management ladder.  I don’t want to end up working for too long really, so I’ll like to amass as much as I can and retire to passive income/investments. 

    Talking about retirement, when do you want to retire, and do you have a game plan to retirement?

    Nah I haven’t thought too much on that yet so I’m not sure on those. I do know that I do not want to end up like my folks who were not lucky enough to have a solid retirement plan.

    So, are you going the pensions route or the Investments route, or both?

    Probably both, I’ve seen cases where pension and inability to access it ends up messing with old people, so it’s safe to have both. But the ability to set up both really depends on my financial strength while I’m still in the working class which is why I need to level up.

    What’s something you want right now but can’t afford?

    Hm, I actually don’t know, I’m pretty comfortable. A Bentley would be nice though.

    What’s the last thing you paid for that required serious planning?

    Probably my place. I had to make sure I paid for it without spending all the money I had.

    What’s something you paid for recently that significantly improved the quality of your life?

    Rechargeable fan. That thing is God’s blessing in electronic form.  Put it on and sleep, then let NEPA do anyhow they want. 

    Hahaha. When was the last time you felt really broke?

    When I left my full-time job of ₦150k due to school and the pursuit of a more challenging role. Finding my current job took a lot of planning and smiling honestly, but for most of that time, I was broke.

    Do you have a backup plan for if shit goes completely south?

    Pretty much-stashing money away for a rainy day. Plus I’m always finding ways to make my CV appealing. If all goes south with engineering, I’ve always wanted to be a male stripper on the side hahaha. Plus my stash is robust enough to hold for a few months while I sort myself.

    North of 1 million, two million, three million?

    Slightly below ₦2 million sha. Still need to push it up though.

    On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your financial happiness, and why?

    I’d say about a 7, cause I know I’m doing pretty well relatively, but I’m still not where I want to be in terms of my savings ability. 

    Most importantly, my ability to see something extremely expensive and go “fuck it, add it to my bill”.


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  • The Student Who Went From ₦3k/month To ₦1 Million

    Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.

    This week’s story is about a 22-year-old student who would have been out and alone in the world if his friends didn’t change his life forever.

    What is the first thing you ever did for money?

    I taught A-levels. I’d just finished A-levels from a school, so I went back the next year to teach for 10k a month.

    This was in 2013 – I was 17. I taught in the 2013/2014 session. I was trying to get a scholarship to go abroad, but that didn’t work out. 

    My dad was just like, go to a uni in Nigeria. And that’s where I went. So I got into University with my A-levels. 2014/2015 session.

    What was your first semester away from home like?

    Let me give you some context: I’m the firstborn, and something weird used to happen when I was in secondary school; Teachers often chased me out of class and I never knew why. My mum would say, “Don’t worry, we’ll talk about it.”

    When I turned 14, she eventually told me.

    What did she say? 

    That’s when I knew my parents didn’t have money – they were struggling to pay my school fees. 

    I actually got a scholarship to be at the school where I did my A-Levels. 

    So when I entered uni, things became rougher and I couldn’t… When I started school, my dad used to give me 3k per month. He thought they fed people in school, because back when he was in school, people were fed for free.

    I didn’t want to spoil it for him, so I just ‘ohhh’d’ it. 

    I just managed. 

    How?

    ₦200 per meal, once daily. Buy ₦70 bread, ₦50 beans, and one bottle of orobo Pepsi, you’re set for the day. Lucky for me, I made good friends, and that supplemented a lot. I did that for the first semester – about the first half the year.

    Then I started thinking about my life, because mehn, I had to make money somehow. 

    What did you come up with?

    My guy was into programming, so I too wanted to become a programmer.

    Ah, that. 

    It’s actually what I wanted to travel abroad to study anyway, but I just settled for one course here, because there were no dedicated software engineering courses. 

    Next thing was to get a laptop. My dad couldn’t get me one, so I started looking for a means to get a new laptop. 

    I heard of a scholarship, and that time, luckily for me, my G.P.A. was still kind of high – over 4.0 – so I roughed it somehow, and I got the scholarship. In fact, I applied on the deadline day. 

    Wild.

    Do you know what’s wilder? I wrote the application essay on my phone, while I was at the movies. I got the scholarship. That money came at the end of 2015 – ₦200k. Immediately I got that money, I went to buy a laptop, and I started learning how to write code. 

    Ah, rough year, that year. 

    How did you survive that year though, minus the bread and beans?

    My friends. I had this girlfriend, very understanding. She used to buy me food all the time. She never asked for anything; she just bought me food endlessly.

    Morning, night, afternoon: “Are you hungry?”, “Are you okay?” I didn’t even have to disturb my parents for anything. 

    They’d occasionally reach out like, “Can I send you this small ₦1k or ₦2k?” But I’d just tell them not to worry, because my younger sibling also got into another university and needed it more than I did.

    Also, I didn’t have a place to stay, so I was more of a floater. A floater is different from a squatter – you’re on another level of squatting. Do you understand? 

    Explain abeg.

    I made myself very flexible. I had one small bag in school at that time. I knew that if I went home, there’d be no light or internet. 

    But in school, I had light and internet. So I floated around my friends’ rooms. If I see that one of my guys was getting a little uncomfortable, I’d just move to another guy’s hostel, stay there for like two weeks or one month, then move to another place. 

    There was this friend I had, his dad was a member of staff – super chilled man. My friend had access to his dad’s office, so we used to go there. It had fast Internet, so that’s where I spent a lot of nights. 

    What were you doing?

    Learning how to code. I watched tutorial, after tutorial, after tutorial. I remember the first thing I built – a GP calculator. To be honest, I didn’t finish building it, but I did what I could anyway. I couldn’t find that many structured courses that were free, so I just rough am. This was 2017; I now had my laptop at this time. 

    What else happened that year?

    4th year, time for Industrial Attachment. I got accepted at an oil company, great place! The money was like 30k with free food and transport. This was the highest money I’d ever been offered at this point in my life, but I didn’t take the job at the oil company. 

    Wollop. Why? 

    I was worried it would distract me from what I really wanted to do – programming. The oil company wasn’t going to get me there fast. 

    This is random, but do you want to hear something funny? 

    What?

    All this time, I didn’t have a phone. My mum used to call my friend whenever she wanted to reach me. And I kind of liked it that way, because whenever I got a call from home, it was always that something bad had happened. Or maybe when there’s no food, no light, or no DStv subscription. Always those kinds of things.

    I feel you.

    That was about to change though because, at the beginning of 2017, my scholarship funds came again – it was a yearly thing. And out of the 200k – I dunno what I was thinking – I carried 170k and went to buy a phone. 

    Ehn?

    Let’s just call it one of those stupid decisions, but the phone later worked in my favour. One of my friends had a client who needed to develop an app. So I just showed up with my nice phone and laptop.  

    Lemme tell you how it went: 

    Interviewer: So you’re coming for IT right? 

    Me: Not really. I mean, I’m coming for IT, but not really as an IT student coming to learn, in a sense.  

    Interviewer (smiles): Okay, we’ll offer you 50k. 

    Me: Let me explain, I got IT offering in a place for 30k with free food. But I’m not coming as an IT student, I’m coming as a cheap web developer. 

    Interviewer: So how much do you want? 

    Me: 125k

    Interviewer: Hahaha. You know what? Let’s do 100k. 

    You know, I actually just rough am. The person was not an actual engineer. They brought a non-developer to interview me, so I just took that advantage. Immediately after that interview, I called my guy like ‘guyyyyyyyy.’ I called all my guys. All the people I’d been squatting – 

    Floating

    Hahaha. Yes, floating with. Let me tell you about these people. They were taking care of me, basically. I had a friend that used to buy me food, but he believed in me so much that he used to say, “Don’t worry, I’m not doing it for free. I’ll just be adding it to your tab.” He was so sure I was going to make money soon. 

    Now, imagine he used to buy me food of say, ₦500. I owed him up to ₦32k. Now, imagine how many times he bought me food in that period. 

    Wow. 

    The others guys too, whenever they were going to get food, I’d want to stay back because I didn’t have money. They’d be like “guy, let’s go jor,” and buy me food. They let me stay in their room. 

    So imagine me coming back to tell them. They were so excited. God, that ₦100k was like everything in the world for me. I was the highest-paid I.T. student. 

    Omo, I now started adding weight. 

    Hahaha.

    Whenever people ask me, I’d say, “Omo, na God ooo.” What made it better was, I didn’t need to show up every time. I just had to get the work done. Two months into it, trouble started. 

    What trouble? Office drama?

    No. From home. I got a phone call from my dad. My mum had an accident. And he wasn’t as forthcoming with all the feedback I needed, like with the money part. He’s a proud man, you understand?

    I totally get it.

    I just told him not to worry, because I was coming home. I had saved up like 90k, because I wasn’t spending money on much. I withdrew 50k, and took it to the house. 

    In the long run, it would have been tough to stay at the hospital at ₦2k per night. So we took her home, and I paid a doctor to come in to treat her at home. That cost ₦20k at once. 

    For the next month, she was bed-ridden. I also couldn’t go home, because I had to make money. So I used to panic a lot.

    Sorry about that man.

    At this point, I just made sure that money stopped becoming a serious problem at the house. Paid for DStv so my mum could be distracted from the pain. I was burning through a lot of money that by the next month, I asked for a salary advance of half of my next salary. 

    It ended in us having to do a surgery on one of her joints because it was broken. 

    So imagine me, in 2017, at 20 years old, having to worry about all of this.

    Sigh.

    All my money was going there. I just wanted her to get better. And she did get better. But, something else came up. My parents had been avoiding mentioning it to me, but now that the accident had come up, they couldn’t keep it away from me anymore.

    What happened?

    Not only had the house rent expired, we were also owing a year’s rent. This was a house that they’d lived in for 20 years.

    But the landlady wasn’t having any of that anymore. She’d already started sending native doctors to sprinkle jazz at our entrance, cutting off power to our house. Proper “come and be going” treatment. 

    How much was the rent?

    ₦350k. I’d just collected an advance on my next salary. Where was I going to get that kind of money? We tried something else – a lawyer that I gave like ₦20k to help us get some more time to get our shit together. 

    Anyway, by December 2017, I was supposed to be finishing I.T.. My boss understood how badly I needed the money, so he let me stay. In fact, he was willing to let me say until I finished school. 

    Anyway, one thing led to ten things, and I had to leave at some point.

    What happened?

    They hired a senior developer who started to shit on everybody’s parade. He also managed to convince the CEO to make me go back to school. 

    I was close to tears at the office. At this point, my old laptop already went bad with age, so I was surviving on the company’s laptop. Meanwhile, someone had hooked me up with a gig on the side. 

    How much? 

    ₦250k. I couldn’t finish the job. I was back to square one and didn’t know what to do. I was still the funny, lively person, but my friend was worried. If you’re close to me, you won’t even know what was going on. Do you understand?

    Totally.

    My mum was just recovering, she needed money. I needed money too. I couldn’t eat. I barely saved anything from that time I was earning. I didn’t think I was going to leave, so I didn’t even plan to buy a new laptop. Huge mistake. I’d already sold my phone, and now I had no laptop. 

    Woah.

    2018 now, and I couldn’t really squat with my friends anymore. They didn’t mind, but I didn’t want to feel like a burden. 

    I used to sleep at that office. The alternative was to sleep under the stars with the mosquitoes. See ehn, the way I’m now resistant to mosquitoes ehn. Jesus!

    Mad.

    I used to be hungry a lot. But again, my guys came through when they could, as much as they could. 

    I knew that the way out of all of this was for me to get a laptop, so I started the laptop hustle. And one of my guys, right there in school, loaned me money for a new laptop. 

    How much?

    ₦300k, in March 2018. If you want to enjoy coding, get a good laptop or go and sleep. It was one of those types of loans that you never really had a return date to pay back. But I insisted on paying back in 6 months. It took me over a year. I spent a lot of time at that my friend’s dad’s office. I felt average as a developer. So I knew that if I wanted to earn more, I needed to make more money. I already felt like I’d lost time because there were periods where I wasn’t working or improving. I felt like I had to be really good because it’d need extra convincing to hire a student. 

    What about classes? Like actual school?

    I tried to attend classes, but it was pointless to me at this point. An F here and there. I lost my scholarship too because my G.P.A. dropped. Thank God for my friend’s dad. He managed to – I don’t know how – convince his wife to make food for me whenever she was making for the kids. 

    Bruh, that food was my hope. See, I don’t know how to explain it, but it helped a lot. The man used to be around three days a week. So food came only on those days. I literally built that free food into my time table. I just knew Monday, Wednesday, and Friday – 

    Sorted.

    You get. I was lean again. Even my friend’s younger sibling helped a lot. I think I’ve been extremely lucky with the people I’ve had in my life. Close to the middle of 2018, I started applying for jobs again. I googled all the things people were looking for in developers and started to learn what I could and threw them into my CV. 

    I got an interview and they gave me five days to submit a code test. Do you know when I submitted?

    When?

    A day and a half after. I didn’t really know all the things in the test sef, but the way I studied ehn. One of my friends just gave me his internet for that period. In fact, one of my friends gave me transport money to go for the interview. It took a while, but I eventually got contacted. HR was like “I’ll give you 170k.” They asked me when I wanted to resume, I told them I was ready. And you see, it was at the end of the month that the real money became clear in my eyes. 

    Net vs Gross?

    A little over ₦140k was what entered my account. HR said the rest went to health insurance and pensions. I just felt like a lucky bastard at this point, so I didn’t really care. Also, there were experienced developers there, and I really wanted to learn from them. I told one of them to just pass on all the grunt work to me. 

    Remember that 250k work I didn’t finish? He asked me to come and continue. So I asked for ₦400k, and the guy agreed. I added ₦150k to the money and gave the money to my dad for rent. 

    Man.

    You know, he used to have money. Like, proper wealthy. Then life happened. Anyway, I gave my mum another ₦100k. Just for her to stay sharp. 

    Anyway, back to work. I was getting better, and needing more money. When I was getting hired, I was told I’d get a raise in six months. Oya now, give me a raise. Na story I dey hear. The only way to get a raise was to get an offer from somewhere else. 

    By January 2019, I started looking for a new job. This time, I knew the difference between net and gross. I had almost two years of experience working on actual things. I got an interview that went smoothly. How? Youtube – I watched a lot of how-tos for interviews. When they asked me how much I wanted, I just spat out 400k net. 

    That’s bold.

    Yes. In the end, my net was ₦300k – a little over double of my last net. So that’s where I’m currently at now. The old people took their laptop back, and the new guys gave me a new one straight. But that’s not even all. I got a client – the biggest yet. It involved managing a small team for a project. Sha, my cut was like ₦1 million, you know, make I use pick teeth. 

    Hahaha. 

    This was shortly after I started at my new job. I didn’t really loud it, but I took care of the outstanding bills. A grandparent was ill. Family debts, my younger siblings’ school fees. 

    How much did all of that take? 

    About ₦700k, so I just had ₦300k left for myself. Thing is, as my money grew longer, my throat grew longer. Sometimes I’ll just be like, let me just go and take pepper soup, just because. 

    It looks like you have multiple income streams now. What does that look like on a monthly basis? 

    So far so good, I earn an average of 500k a month – ₦350k on a bad month. That ₦1 million is not a regular something. There’s someone who pays me 50k for a retainer. Just so he can call me to quickly fix something when he needs to. 

    But I need to save most of it because I have a lot of expenses lined up for the rest of the year. I need to finally get my place, get my own laptop, get my younger sibling a laptop. My budget for all of these is ₦1.2 million

    Let’s breakdown your monthly spending. 

    Ah, this one is hard. Sometimes, I just randomly want to buy shawarma, and I end up buying shawarma for everybody. 

    Transport is a mood expense for me. Sometimes, I jump bus and if I jumped bus every day, that would cost me like 30k every month. But sometimes, I’ll just call a cab. And one trip will now be like 3k. So I think a mix of all the forms of transport I use will make it about 50k every month. Also, when I buy food, I tend to not buy for myself alone. So now, I’m like, “Have you eaten? Are you okay?”

    I still stay with my guys. 

    How much do you feel like you should be earning?

    Deep down, 1.3 million, and this number is because I’ve reached a place where I can no longer think of my income with local rates. It’s why the next job I want is a remote job, working for foreign companies that will pay me in Forex. Convert 1.3 million to dollars, and it’s less than $4000. 

    What’s something you want but can’t afford?

    I want to get my mum a house. Like somewhere in America. Just take her there and just keep her there to just chill. That’s what I want. If my mum has peace, I’m okay. She has suffered too much in this life. She has suffered too much for us. Like all the things she has done, just to put food on the table. 

    I just need to blow on time to be able to do things like this.

    What do you feel like you should be better at?

    I need to diversify my skills. Be a better writer, mess around with other things outside of my field. I don’t believe we came to this world to do only one thing. Like just be a software engineer and an actor or something. 

    Also – and I wouldn’t call this empowering – but I’m actively working to groom people to acquire some of the technical skills I’ve acquired while trying to get better on my end of course.

    How would you rate your financial happiness, on a scale of 1-10? 

    4. I need to create structured multiple streams of income. I want to have an income stream that just goes to my family, for example. Another one for just my enjoyment. 

    What did you realise changed over the past few years, minus your account balance of course?

    When I was getting F’s in some exams, my classmates were celebrating that they were graduating. 

    Some of my classmates came to apply for internships at my company – graduate intern roles – to come and work for me. These are people that finished before me – I still have about a year to clear my carry-overs. 

    So now, I’m wondering whether my degree is going to be any good.

    Someone would see me and be like this boy is supposed to be sad and he’s laughing. I’ll be like, no problem. Some of them might be excited earning 40k per month, and they’re saying “ahhh, big boy!”

    Also all that time I spent working kind of created some gap between me and some of my friends. Good thing is, all my friends are doing really well. 

    I used to know a lot of people, but I don’t even have the patience for making new friends now. I’d rather just stay at home and press my laptop. 

    This was lit. Thank you for your time. 

  • The Programmer Coding Away At ₦1.3 million/month

    If you’ve been reading this every Monday, you know the drill at this point. If you haven’t, now you know that Zikoko talks to anonymous people every week about their relationship with the Naira.

    Sometimes, it will be boujee, other times, it will be struggle-ish. But all the time–it’ll be revealing.

    What you should know about our guy: He’s 25, and he writes code day and night. Let’s get it going.


    So when did the first alert enter?

    300-level. I worked on a 400-level student’s Final Year project – ₦20k. So imagine still living with your parents, collecting pocket money, and earning an extra 20. Super chill.

    It wasn’t exactly hard work – I research, find as much as I can. Arrange it into chapters. But I did it for like two more people and stopped. I was worried schoolwork would suffer.

    Interesting, next?

    I made friends with someone, who in all truth, I was always looking up to. He got me into coding. I had some knowledge already, but he had the direction. He knew how to convert that knowledge to money. The sum of my 400-level is that I worked with him, taking on gigs with him, earning a ₦20k here, a ₦30k there. Learning from him.

    When was this?

    2013. I was in school, and I wasn’t using this money for anything per se – maybe just Internet and fuel. By default, once you’re driving in school, you attract attention. So you spend money on fuel and go to places you’d normally not have gone if you didn’t have a car. And then spending on people too.

    I recognise this.

    You know that break after exams, before the actual graduation? One of my friends came and said his dad’s company wanted us to build something to help them manage their entire process.

    So we had a blank slate to think of something, and what did we land on? An inventory managing system.

    Next thing, this guy comes and says, yo, my dad has invited us to come and pitch this product. In two weeks. So now, we had two weeks to build something, a minimum viable product, that could at least do the basic functions. Those two weeks was a blur.

    In the end, we got the gig. ₦600k split between three people.

    Lit.

    Fast forward to NYSC, and I was collecting ₦19,800, plus ₦10k at the place I worked. So ₦29,800 per month. This was the first time I was leaving home. I barely knew how the world worked, so I was spending money the way I’d do when I was at my parents’ house.

    By the second month, I was broke.

    Ouch.

    I had to call my dad to ask for money. And it went like,

    Me: Daddy, I need money o.

    Dad: How much is your allowee?

    Me: ₦19,800

    Dad: What of the place you’re working, how much do they give you?

    Me: ₦10,000

    Dad: So ₦29,800. You better manage, because that’s what families use to sustain themselves.

    Me: Oh…okay daddy. But can you just send me money please?

    Dad: *sends ₦5k*

    It’s the last time he sent me money ever.

    Wild.

    Not too long after, a friend told me about a startup that was looking for hands. I applied straight up. The first week, no response. The second week, same. Then towards the end of the month, I got a response. It was a Quality Assurance role. I got an offer of ₦50k and started immediately.

    First week, I did all my tasks and there was like, nothing else to do. And then the CEO just hit me up:

    CEO: Looks like you’ve run out of work to do. And it’s only been a week. I’m wondering if I should keep you for the entire month. What are your other skillsets?

    Me: I can code.

    CEO: That’s interesting. We’ll move you to being a developer. I know you’re serving, but can you come around tomorrow for a meeting with the rest of the team?

    Me, a broke Corper: It’s the middle of the month, I don’t have money.

    CEO: *asks for account number and sends ₦5k*

    I was already at the office in Lagos first thing the next morning. Then I had to head back out of Lagos and I got my first taste of the Lagos traffic. Anyway, I was wondering, this money thing, do I still get the same QA money, or I should be negotiating for a different pay? Sha, I texted a few days later.

    Me: Hi boss, nobody said anything about payments to me.

    CEO: Oh, that. How much do you want?

    I didn’t even know what to ask for, I just sharply texted my friend.

    Me: Guy, how much do you earn?

    Guy: ₦100k.

    And I’m like, I’m just going to tell this guy 300k, because in my head, that’s what you earn after leaving school as a standard. So, back to me and the CEO,

    Me: ₦300k

    CEO: LMAO. I can’t pay you that.

    Me: So how much will you pay?

    CEO: ₦80k

    Me: ₦150k

    CEO: ₦100k?

    Me: Okay.

    And that’s how I secured ₦100k in my third month in NYSC. That means ₦130k per month. The day the alert entered, I stared at the alert for a long time, smiling. That was almost $1000 at the time.

    I just dey super chilllleeedddd.

    I worked for another year, then I asked for a raise. It took a lot of courage to ask for it, but I got a raise to ₦175k. Then I moved to Lagos proper. No time. At this time, I’d gotten really good and improved my craft.

    I started getting other projects from my friend who got me my 9-5. So I was earning 9-5 money, and I was doing side jobs. What it meant was that I wasn’t getting enough sleep, so I was shutting down on some days. It was hard juggling them, but I made sure not to drop the ball.

    What were the numbers looking like?

    My side hustle was giving me an extra 100 to ₦150k every month. Then I got a part-time job at a startup where I could work remotely. That one was paying ₦70k, and I did this for 3 months. It also came around the time of a side gig drought.

    When the 3 months passed, I was back to ₦175k, but only briefly. Got a gig right after that that paid ₦100k. Then another one that was going to give ₦300k. This was November 2016.

    It was a really huge project, and it meant I had a whole lot of stuff to do.

    My main job had become mundane at this point, and since freelancing was already giving me good money, I took another step – I resigned. At this time, I was stressed, tired and wanted to leave Lagos, because it was killing me.

    So I went to Ibadan, found a place with a friend. A badass three-bedroom. ₦350k per year. Then I ran into a friend;

    Friend: Guy, we need a coder in my company

    Me: Eh ehn? Me I’m leaving Lagos. I’ve already seen an apartment to pay for sef.

    Friend: Why are you leaving? Lagos is where all the action is at! We’re up to big things!

    Me: How much?

    Friend: ₦300k, for the probation period.

    I stayed. But the hard part? I had to start coming to work – my former jobs allowed me to be remote most of the time. So I thought about it, and decided to give it a shot.

    You know what’s crazy?

    What?

    I met my new boss, and there was an opportunity to negotiate for a raise. But it didn’t feel like a lot more work.

    I played myself, because the workload was the equivalent of three jobs from the past, put together.

    My problem is, I couldn’t get anything done at the office. Open office plans don’t work for me. The constant noise and talking. So I had to work at home at night till like 4am. Then drag muself to work at 8am. Then crash on the weekend. Did that till the end of the year, and I got tired, I wanted to quit.

    Then things happened at the end of my first December at the company;

    Alert: *Salary enters, ₦300k.*

    Me: Oh okay

    Alert: *13th-month salary enters, ₦300k*

    Me: WOLLOP NIGGA

    This was my first time ever seeing the 13th-month salary. I didn’t even know the concept. Anyway, January came, and it was time for a salary review. My salary got increased to ₦400k net. I wasn’t happy with the raise.

    Why?

    My workload. I didn’t even have time to take up side work. So I went to renegotiate and got an extra ₦50k. So ₦450k.

    All this time, I’d been staying with some family in Lagos and I moved out around this time.

    How much was rent?

    ₦1 million at the time. It was a 2-bed I was splitting with my friend. We were paying a million each. I had to borrow, plus all the money I’d saved up.

    Mad.

    I got another raise at the end of Q1, ₦25k. It was small, but it was extra money, so nothing spoil. But you know what’s even better, I had to go work for the company abroad for a few months. In the US. It was my first time leaving Nigeria, ever. I was getting allowances per diem.

    That is super lit. You didn’t touch your salary?

    Plis dear. I touched it. I was eating out. But the first thing that struck me about living in Oyinbo country is that they actually wait for you to cross at a Zebra crossing. My first time at a traffic light;

    Me: *waits for car to pass at Zebra crossing*

    Car: *waits for me to cross*

    Me: *waiting for car to pass*

    Car: *horns so I can cross on time*

    This happened to me like thrice, because I was like, “is this how you people used to do?” That was when it dawned on me properly that we’re living Jungle life in Lagos.

    So I had to start unlearning many things. But as I was unlearning, I was buying new clothes and changing my wardrobe. I packed all the clothes I had, every single one from Nigeria, and I gave it to a charity –

    –For them to send back to Nigeria for people to sell in Yaba?

    LMAO. It was for a local charity for homeless people. Sha, I started buying gadgets I wanted. Like, I even bought Google Home. And every month, I’d laugh at myself like, “we’ll save next month.”

    Then I came back to Nigeria, and that was one of my saddest days ever.

    It didn’t properly dawn on me until the connecting flight I took was filled with Nigerians, and the air hostesses were shouting at Nigerians to stop being rowdy.

    And I was like, oh fuck.

    The first thing that hits you when you arrive is the hot air. Come and see my load. I’d spent all my money in the Abroad. It was like I was importing things.
    But most importantly, I was broke. So I did what everyone else would do – hide at home till the next salary.

    But the whole trip made me sad about how far off we are in Nigeria. Once you see the difference between where they are, and where we are, you lose all hope that we might ever catch up. At least once in my lifetime.

    Anyway, back to work. End of the year. 13th month again. January, salary increased to ₦610k. Major raise.

    Whoop whoop.

    Oh wait, I skipped something. I got a gig when I was out of the country. ₦800k. I got 50% while I was in the U.S., then I collected the balance when the job was done.

    In January, I decided I need to get back to my side hustle ways. I needed more money and more ginger in my blood. The more you earn, the more you have ideas about how to put money to use and secure your future, the more you need more money. I needed to get back to hustle mode.

    So I started applying for jobs outside Nigeria.

    How many applications did you send out?

    32 in 3 months. I got rejected by all of them. Some didn’t get replied. Some replied, then rejected me. One went through. I did an interview, and I got selected. Did everything – met with the teams. The pay? $4,000.

    The day I was supposed to resume, everything got called off.

    What…the fuck?

    They said something about them not being able to come through at this time yen yen yen. I was just happy I didn’t resign from my current job to start this because that would have been bad.

    Ah shit.

    Good thing is, I went for training abroad, and I ran into a CEO who offered me a job to work on a product with them. He offered me a job paying $500 every week. It’s not a lot in the grand scheme of things, but that’s ₦1.3 million from two jobs.

    That’s…that’s not a lot at all.

    It’s not. Like 3,500-ish.

    Have you ever thought about all of this – from that first 20k to ₦1.3 million in 6 years?

    Yep. I’ve thought about it a lot, and I realise that there was always a connection. Always a friend offering me the job. Or the next job. Even this dollar gig, if I hadn’t struck up that conversation, I’ll probably still be earning ₦610k. The key has always been people, offering genuine value, and never dropping the ball.

    Okay let’s break down the ₦1.3 million and where it goes.

    I used to have a spreadsheet, but I don’t track that much anymore.

    What? The spreadsheet couldn’t fit?

    LMAO. I got tired of tracking my spending. Still, I became money conscious when I discovered I was earning a lot and still getting broke.

    But the recurring stuff:

    I keep running costs less than ₦200k. But a lot of my money goes into gadgets. I want the latest of everything. So that’s where a lot of my money goes.

    What’s your current gadget stash looking like?

    Okay, so where’s the rest of the money?

    Minus recurrent stuff, and occasionally buying gadgets, I tend to give a lot of money out. If I feel like someone needs money, I just send it to them. We always know someone who needs it. You can file this under lau-lau.


    But I’m also trying to save, and on my saving end, that will be $1k per month. Saving it in dollars, because we can’t be saving in naira, please.

    Have you considered investing?

    Yeah, but to be honest, I’d rather invest in dollars. The naira is a mess. The inflation rate is a mess. So a good investment that does not give you significantly more than what the current inflation rate is, is like a waste to me.

    How much do you really feel like you should be earning though?

    I’ve never really thought about it, but I can really use some $10,000 a month. That’s just about $120k and it’s not a lot.

    What’s something you want but can’t afford?

    That I want? Bro. Technically, I can afford it. I wanted a car, but I paused it for a bigger plan.

    Bigger plan?

    Leaving the country – Canada. You know something I actually want but can’t afford? A second citizenship. There are faster ways to do this citizenship thing – faster than the usual ‘live there for four years etc’. You can buy property or invest in some countries and you get citizenship.

    Do you ever think about retirement?

    Yep. The goal is to retire at 40 – I mean I’m 25 now – but that still is the goal. Then I’m going to be teaching and mentoring people. And helping out in whatever way I can. I really don’t see myself working beyond 40.

    The goal is to stack up like $200k, then put it in some financial instruments that can fetch me maybe like 5-10 million naira quarterly (based on today’s values).

    Looks like you have active retirement plans.

    There’s my pension. I track that. It’s currently at ₦1.5 million or so. I have no other plans at the moment tbh. There’s also the part where I still want to travel the world, but then I need a different passport to do that.

    Back to the moment.

    Okay, back to the moment.

    I feel like I’ve been able to reach the perfect amount to unlock balling in Lagos. You have enough money for all your needs, and then a decent amount left for lau-lau. What I need to hack now is how to find ways to do way less work, for the same amount.

    When was the last time you felt genuinely broke, and how much did you have?

    Definitely. When I came back from the U.S, I had ₦30k in my account. At the beginning of the month.

    What’s your happiness metre saying?

    A 7. That’s because I feel like I need to get to a point where I don’t bother about money. Currently, I’m juggling two jobs. I’m always occupied. Relationships suffer. You have less time to chill and even enjoy the things you’re working for.

    So that’s it. All of it.


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