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President Buhari | Zikoko!
  • Nigeria May Soon Start Having Uninterrupted Power Supply

    President Bubu has 64 days left in office, and it seems he’s looking to go out with a bang, as on March 17, 2023, he signed 16 constitutional amendment bills.

    But what might interest you the most is that a particular bill might permanently erase the phrase “Up nepa” from the Nigerian vocabulary.  

    This is the Fifth Alteration Bill No. 33, Devolution of Powers (National Grid System), which grants Nigerian states the power to generate, transmit and distribute electricity to areas covered by the national grid.

    It’s no secret that Nigeria’s power sector is dilapidating, seeing as no one bats an eye anymore when the national grid collapses every Eke market day. And despite the fact we have the potential to generate 12,522 megawatts of electricity, our poor infrastructure has limited us to only around 4000. 

    According to the World Bank, around 43% of the Nigerian population doesn’t have access to electricity from the national grid, and about 22 million small-unit generators are in use by Nigerians. This explains why we’re ranked 171 out of 190 in electricity access. 

    But with the Devolution of Power Bill, we might be looking at a new dawn very soon.

    How exactly will this bill help with power supply?

    As we’ve already said, state governments now have autonomy over power generation and distribution which means they can take advantage of the state’s resources to provide a more diverse and sustainable means of power generation. 

    Nigeria is blessed with renewable energy that is unfortunately underutilised. In the North, solar and wind energy is abundant.

    And the oil and gas in the South-South and South-East can drive electricity generation from thermal energy. 

    Lagos state already has plans to utilise its solar and gas energy to provide at least 18 hours of electricity by the end of this year. 

    This bill is the first step in our journey to a stable power supply that hopefully doesn’t end in disappointment from the state governments. 

  • How to Act in a Respectful Way When You Finally Meet Buhari

    Getting national honours is cool, but being in the same space as Buhari is an award in itself, and you need to act respectful. Here are some tips on acceptable behaviour when you see our darling Bubu. 

    First, cover your body from head to toe

    We know you don’t plan to go anywhere near the president of this great country in your fitted pants or sleeveless shirts. Your parents raised you better, so you better don’t disgrace them.

    Bow at his feet

    You’re in the presence of the Grand Commander of the Order of the Federal Republic. Don’t kneel, and don’t just prostate. You need to fall with fear and trembling and wait until he acknowledges you and commands you to rise.

    Touch the hem of his jalabiya

    We don’t even need to explain why you should aim to touch the hem of his garment. Just do it, and you’ll feel the power rush through your veins and millions of naira teleport into your account.

    Hail him 

    Throw your hands up the moment you see him and shout “tuale” for the President wey sabi — as per Bubu the Traveller. 

    Grab his hands and kiss them

    If he tries to shake you, take his hand in both of yours and kiss his ring. That way, everyone will know you’re really respectful.

    Take selfies

    You happen to be in the same room with the number one citizen of Nigeria, and you won’t take pictures? Don’t even stop at pictures, go ahead to make TikTok videos, and if you wish, tell him to sign your forehead.

    Cry

    Frankly, the only thing that makes sense when you see Bubu is to cry and faint. 

    Squeeze ₦5k into his hand

    Being president is hard enough, so squeeze small cash in his hand for him to use and relax. Okay, the country is hard and you don’t have money, so you can maybe try food. 

    Lean in and tell him “purr”

    Buhari is clearly a material gurl, so you should give him the material gurl treatment.


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  • #BuhariChallenge Is Trending On Twitter, And We Can’t Stop Laughing

    Nigerians. Buhari. Buhari’s P.R team. Medical visits.

    Long ago, Nigerians lived together in some form of harmony, then everything changed when Buhari’s P.R team attacked. Only the President(Buhari), master of matters of national importance, could correct this impression, but when Nigerians needed him the most, he vanished.

    A couple of days passed and Nigerians have discovered a new President, a president named #Buharichallenge, and although his presidency skills are great, there’s a lot to learn before #Buharichallenge can rule anyone. But Nigerians believe #Buharichallenge can save Nigeria.

    Protip: Read that to the tune of Last Airbender’s opening narration.

    Buhari Zikoko

    It all started with Nigerians asking for President Buhari to address the nation on rumours of him contracting Covid-19 from his aide, Abba Kyari. Nigerians waited in vain for any form of response until the President’s P.R team released this photo as the excuse for the silence.

    And like the proverbial last straw that broke the camel’s back, Nigerians on Twitter lost all decorum and started a #Buharichallenge. It is made up of fictional situations that never happened. Much like the alleged photo the P.R team tweeted.

    Here are some of the replies to the photo:

    1) Nooooooo.

    2) Nigerians have no chill.

    https://twitter.com/ikoyikid/status/1243297246533300227?s=20

    3) I hate Twitter.

    4) Crying.

    5) Completely out of pocket.

    https://twitter.com/destydan2012/status/1243344597104955393?s=20

    6) Father, please forgive them for they know not what they do.

    https://twitter.com/boykarh/status/1243297249091821571?s=20

    7) Social distancing is important!

    8) Tired of Nigerians at this point.

    9) Teacher don’t teach me nonsense!

    10) Finally, some good news.

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  • Don’t say our own is too much o!

    But this is too good to ignore!

    Apparently, President Buhari isn’t really working from home because he’s too tired to go to office.

    Yes. Daddy Bubu just really wanted to work on his 2019 campaign in peace.

    Already? You say? But of course. He just wanted to work in secret where bad belle people will not pour sand in his garri.

    Because it cannot be only by coincidence that after the May Day celebrations, these 2019 campaign posters began springing up everywhere.

    Nah. Imposicant.

    First they were in Benue, Makurdi;

    Then, they were in Abuja;

    All over the place they’re just putting the poster everywhere.

    And they’re already telling us it is, “PMB we trust” and “…After healing comes greatness, just believe”

    HELLO! After whose healing? Buhari or Nigeria?

    These posters will just make you want to scream;

    WAWU!! My people. WA to the real WU!!
  • After Many Days And Nights, Daddy Bubu Is Back

    After almost 50 days in the wilderness (yes, we know he travelled to London), President Buhari is back.

    He landed this morning in Kaduna, and then took a helicopter to Abuja.

    Fellow Nigerians, rejoice! for your able leader has returned!

    The first lady, Aisha Buhari shared this picture (we can’t lie, it’s quite cute) on her twitter page.

    https://twitter.com/aishambuhari/status/840127111356542976

    Presidential love is sweet oh!

    However, according to some early reports, it seems like Vice President Osinbajo is still in charge while President Buhari continues to rest.

    After more than 40 days, more resting? And you will collect full salary and keep your job? All those who want to be President say I!

    This is us, wondering what exactly is going on in this country.

    This is also us, hoping Daddy Bubu brought back chocolate and original charger for us.

    Anyway, now that he’s back we hope the welfare of Nigeria is placed front and centre because there is so much work to be done.

    So guys, what are your feelings on the President’s return? Are you happy? Excited? Nonchalant? Let us know!
  • People Are Using ‘BabaOyoyo’ To Welcome President Buhari From His Medical Trip

    President Buhari is finally back to in the country after spending exactly 50 days on a medical trip to London.

    Nigerians on Twitter are using the #BabaOyoyo hashtag to celebrate his return

    She can’t keep calm

    Whose sub is this?

    We kuku told Daddy Bubu to buy something for us

    https://twitter.com/The_Afrocentric/status/839936142938099712

    Are we the haters? Because we didn’t miss Daddy Bubu o!

    If you know this person, don’t visit his house this week sha.

    And the ‘Baba while you were’ away hashtag is fully, fully back

    https://twitter.com/MurtalaIbin/status/839930106198048768

    They’re dragging Big Brother Naija’s Kemen

    Oooops!

    Osinbajo of life!

  • 1. Visit the queen

    Do we even have to tell you this?

    2. Feed the pigeons in Trafalgar Square

    Do it for world peace, sir.

    3. Take a train to Paris and go to Disneyland

    Age is just a number, no one is too old for Disneyland, please.

    4. Marry an English wife for papers

    So you can escape the wahala that is Nigeria, forever!

    5. Go for a short internship with the English parliament to see how things actually get done

    Since we’re all being childish.

    6. Go to Oxford Street and do shopping for all of us

    All I want is a fine handbag, please and thank you sir.

    7. He shouldn’t forget to go out and catch some good old British fun

    Don’t let your aides keep you inside the house to be eating jollof.

    8. Enter the buses and trains and let’s compare notes with the rubbish we’re doing here

    Shebi you too can see the difference?

    9. Watch plenty TV before he comes back and NEPA starts showing him pepper

    They don’t care if you’re president or not o, you will still use generator.

    10. Not worry too much about us

    In fact, if you like don’t come back sir. VP is taking care off us. Kisses!
  • There we were, just having a jolly time on Twitter when we saw President Buhari making another speech about the ‘other room’.

    I mean, we were so sure it was him, until we looked very closely.

    Please, help us see this American wonder!

    https://twitter.com/Oh_Ni_Dije/status/804794135140040704

    Meet Katsina-born comedian, Mc Tawgaye, the guy who is truly President Buhari’s doppelganger.

    This guy really had us fooled. Apparently, he does this mimicking act on a regular.

    Check out more of Mc Tagwaye’s work on his Facebook page.
  • 1. We were just minding our own business when we saw these slaying pictures of Madam Aisha Buhari on Twitter.

    2. The First Lady, who was on her way to a global security conference in Brussels, was spotted in this beautiful Salvatore Ferragamo zig zig cape.

    3. Madam Aisha will give the opening remark at the ‘Women’s Role in Global Security’ forum. But we’re just here for this outfit though.

    4. Let’s all admit it, even this model did not do the dress justice like our slaying Mummy Aisha!

    5. Please, join us in appreciating this beauty.

  • President Buhari Said His Wife Belongs In The Kitchen And The Internet Went Wild
    If you’re still confused about #theotherroom, and other terms concerning the President and the First Lady’s drama, get the full gist here.

    1. We all couldn’t believe this happened.

    https://twitter.com/teaponpi/status/786953021745922049

    2. Wait, what is this ‘other room’?

    3. Feels like we’re we’re caught up in a personal mess.

    https://twitter.com/kppe_/status/786970465353039872

    4. Like when your parents are fighting and you’re in the middle.

    5. The worst part is that it was an international embarrassment.

    https://twitter.com/drewfhinshaw/status/786931765680234496

    6. What exactly is the president’s communications team doing?

    7. So Mummy Aisha will just go back to kitchen like that?

    8. Is it fair?

    https://twitter.com/UnJamal/status/786964359213903872

    9. Surely, president Bubu is aware that this is a new era for women everywhere.

    10. Is such blatant sexism pardonable?

    https://twitter.com/iamMrBoro/status/786944076771946497

    11. Okay, these other room jokes are escalating pretty quickly.

    12. Didn’t we just say we’ve had enough of this?

    13. Madam Patience will be having the time of her life right now.

    14. Nigeria will not kill us.

  • In case you missed it, First Lady Aisha Buhari, in a recent interview with BBC Hausa criticised the present regime. According to her, President Buhari’s tenure is not particularly benefiting the masses who need help the most. She also said she might not campaign with the president, come 2019.

    We were facing our work as usual when we heard our President Buhari finally reacted to madam Aisha’s recent comments.

    When he was questioned about it, he replied in these exact words: “I don’t know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room.”

    Pardon us sir, but we have so many questions right now.

    Presido, when you say “the other room”, what do you really mean sir?

    Do all the women in this cabinet know what they’re doing? Aunty Kemi, do you realize where you really belong ma?

    And you, Mummy Amina. We like you, but please, you really belong in the kitchen, you know.

    So what this means is that Madam Aisha Buhari cannot even say something again? A woman cannot freely express how she feels again?

    Anyway, one thing we are all sure of is where Mr. President will sleep tonight.

    If you think we are lying, see it yourself.

    https://twitter.com/AshakaSaleh/status/786961872528502784
  • 13 Hilarious Events Nigerians Think President Buhari Would Attend On His Many Trips

    President Buhari is known for his many travels for several diplomatic” purposes.

    Within his first 181 days in office, he had already visited 10 countries. And in spite of the fuel scarcity problem currently plaguing the country, he has gone on another trip to the dismay of many Nigerians.

    Nigerians being kings of humor, who can make jokes out of any situation have trolled the president with #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend.

    1. Because, pencils cam magically grow the economy.

    https://twitter.com/briandark/status/715651555320537089

    2. A president must only rule in slay.

    3. Nigeria must be a colonial master by force.

    https://twitter.com/ekwem/status/715648778154418177

    4. He may want to turn up with the squad.

    5. Or just want to leave Nigerians and their wahala behind.

    6. Because, he cannot come and die jare.

    7. What if he just wants to get that premium Ewa Agoyin?

    https://twitter.com/phaelmz1/status/715802381200596992

    8. Because, he could be interested in the parent’s race.

    https://twitter.com/Charlescapone4/status/715634597174845441

    9. His travelling is kuku more important than any other thing Nigerians are going through.

    10. Because he beat Dora the Explorer at her own game of travelling.

    11. Could it be a case of chronic Mogbo-moya?

    https://twitter.com/Mr_Gozie/status/715809118225842176

    12. He could even turn up for all the Nigerians that can’t make Kim and Kanye’s ceremony.

    13. Because he knows #BleachingLivesMatter.