Have you been naughty or nice this year? I’ll be the judge of that. Find out out what you’re getting for Christmas:
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If You Are Tired of Getting Nonsense Christmas Gifts, This Is For You
1. When you’re excited about Christmas presents then you remember all your loved ones always misbehave.
2. Your mother says her gift to you is the gift of life so you should not disturb her.
3. Your father is always buying you things you can never use as if you asked him.
4. Your junior sister is constantly re-gifting you the gifts you bought her in the past.
5. Your senior brother always sends one useless book that nobody including him has any interest in reading.
6. That your uncle that has been giving you teddy bears every single year even though you are now over 18.
7. That aunty that sends christmas broadcast with prayers and thinks that one is a present.
8. That’s why we love those uncles that send Christmas credit alert.
9. And those aunties that send shoes, bags and fabric.
10. In fact, Chigul put it best!
11. If your present does not make sense, keep it please.
12. All we want is something tangible for Christmas!
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If You Are Terrible At Gift Giving This Is For You
1. When another event comes up and you have to think of what present to buy.
2. When someone says you should stop buying boxers and singlets as gifts on valentines day.
3. When you need to buy presents for a teenager.
4. When all the things your parents like are expensive.
5. When everyone says “it’s the thought that counts” but still abuse the presents you give.
6. When people say you should put thought into a gift and not just give money.
7. When you mistakenly regift a gift to the person that gave you the gift.
