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  • 15 Hilarious Posters That Perfectly Sum Up Every Nigerian’s Love Life

    Finding love as an adult in Nigeria is no easy feat, so it comes as no surprise that these absolutely insane posters are the only things that feel adequate enough to capture the struggle.

    1. When all your friends are in relationships, but you’re still single to stupor.

    2. When you see someone finer than you flirting with your crush.

    3. When your crush looks different in pictures than they do in real life.

    4. When your friends see you trying to get back with your ex.

    5. You, when you haven’t had sex in forever:

    6. When you start falling for a Yoruba demon.

    7. When your friend breaks up with their glucose guardian and you step in.

    8. When your ex sends an “I miss you” text.

    9. When that annoying man in church comes up to you like:

    10. When your friend bad mouths the person you like and then goes and marries them.

    11. When your babe traps your destiny with her cooking.

    12. When your side piece is waiting for your main bae to mess up.

    13. When you’ve been dating for years and still no ring.

    14. You, after finding someone who isn’t completely terrible:

    15. Your parents, when you finally get engaged:

  • If Ben Murray Bruce’s Tweets About Nigeria Were Motivational Posters


    One of the most active Nigerian politicians on Twitter is Ben Murray Bruce. The founder of Silverbird group, business magnate and politician is no doubt brimming with passion for a better Nigeria. His tweets reflect that.

    And he has, err, rather unorthodox, eyebrow raising ideas through which we can achieve this better Nigeria. His tweets also reflect that.

    We have enlarged his tweets into posters, because everything looks better that way. Here are the tweets arranged in order of ‘okay’ to ‘WHAT?!’:

    1. This inspired tweet about helping the less privileged

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    2. And this really smart one about continuity

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    3. This brilliant tweet about the Jonathan/Buhari segregation

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    Then…

    4. This confusing one about Champagne and school fees

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    5. This one that I totally agree with. But is really impracticable.

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    6. The tweet where he said he introduced the electric car. But I still don’t have one

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    7. Probably because it costs an arm and a leg. That didn’t stop him from saying this…DURING FUEL SCARCITY!

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    8. This utterly bemusing one about attacks and Ramadan

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    9. The tweet about proving to us that he doesn’t fly first class. Don’t know how many people that convinced.

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    10. I’m pretty sure both of the actions in this tweet are crimes.

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    11. Here, he suggested that the Federal Government know our account numbers

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    12. This tweet that really emphasizes his disdain for people who drink Champagne…and completely eliminates us that are claiming middle class

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    He’s equal parts passionate and hilarious. Best mix, tbh. Bottomline, we are rooting for him. He’s one of those that can maybe restore the glory of our country.

     

    Images by Zikoko contributor, Kolapo Oladapo (@kpmy_).