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  • QUIZ: How Well Do You Know the Women Defining Nigerian Pop Culture?

    Only one person has the claim to “African Number One Bad Gyal”

    HERtitude 2024 is here to make its own mark on pop culture for the women. On April 20, 2024, all the hottest babes in the country will be in Lagos to partyyyy. Don’t miss it; get your ticket ASAP.

  • QUIZ: 10 Questions Only Pop Culture Lovers Will Know the Answer To

    If you’re a pop culture consumer and you’re so sure no moment in pop eluded you, come flex your knowledge.

    Take the quiz:

    Beyoncé’s latest album is spelt ___?

  • The Year in Review: Nigerian Pop Events That Went Viral in 2023

    The Nigerian pop scene has had many newsworthy moments in 2023. Most were even globally relevant — for good, this time — while some others left us sad or upset. We compiled a list just to refresh your memory and give Nigerians everywhere a reason to be proud as the year comes to a close.

    Afrobeats

    NBA half-time show

    Tems, Burna Boy and Rema took Afrobeats to the 79th NBA half-time show in Utah, U.S., in February 2023. From Burna’s live performance of Anybody and It’s Plenty, to Tems’ Crazy Things and Rema’s Calm Down, it was a night to celebrate African rhythm on an important foreign stage. Next up? NFL Super Bowl halftime.

    THE STORY: Nigerian Musicians Aren’t Playing; They’re on the Biggest Sports Stages Now

    The year of Davido

    After months of silence due to his three-year-old son’s demise, Davido returned to social media to announce a new album, two new signings to his label and a rebranded Davido Music Worldwide (DMW) on March 29, 2023. He dropped the album, his fourth full-length project, Timeless, the next day. The lead single, Unavailable, was a standout hit, toeing the line of his previous successes: Dami Duro, Aye and If

    Beyond that, the consensus is Timeless is Davido’s best work so far, and the Afrobeats album of 2023. Perhaps to solidify this claim, the album made the Grammy 2024 nomination list for Best Global Music Album.

    In October, he and his wife, Chioma, welcomed a set of twins, a year after the loss of their son. 

    X.com: @albumtalkHQ

    THE STORY: The Real 30BG Know These Are the 15 Greatest Davido Songs of ALL Time 

    Debut at the MET Gala

    In May, Burna Boy and Tems made their debut at the 2023 MET Gala, an iconic fashion and fundraising event in New York, U.S. As first-timers — only the second and third Nigerians to attend after author, Tomi Adeyemi, in 2021 — both artists showcased outfits people couldn’t stop talking about for days. Burna pulled up in a blue and black Burberry suit, while Tems wore a black and white dress styled by Dunsin Wright.

    Image source: Punch

    THE STORY: 20 of the Best, Mid and Worst Looks From the 2023 MET Gala 

    The Grammy’s new Best African Music category

    The American Recording Academy announced the new category on June 13, 2023. This is a welcome development to the “Afrobeats to the world” cause as our sound leaves the over-generalised canopy of “world music” in the academy’s eyes.

    Image Source: The American Recording Academy

    THE STORY: Grammy 2024: Davido Bags First Nomination, Major Categories List

    O2 Arena domination

    In August, after Asake released his sophomore album, Work of Art, and peaked at number 66 on the US Billboard 200 Albums chart, he sold out the O2 Arena and Barclays Centre in the United Kingdom. 

    Two years after Burna Boy brought Rema out on the O2 Arena stage in 2021, the Edo-state-born artist held his own show at the same 20,000-capacity London event centre, on November 14, 2023. 

    THE STORY: All the Best Moments From Asake’s O2 Show

    Mohbad’s widely-discussed death

    Singer and rapper, Mohbad, passed away on September 12, 2023. His demise generated public sympathy and divided commentary. Outraged fans and sympathisers took to the streets to protest his death and celebrate his call to glory. It’s the largest protest Lagos has witnessed since #EndSARS in 2020.

    X.com: @instablog

    THE STORY: 14 Verifiable Events Surrounding Mohbad’s Death

    Rema joins Spotify’s Billion Club

    In the same month of September, Rema’s Calm Down remix with Selena Gomez became the first African song to garner a billion streams on Spotify. Rema now sits at the table with global acts like Taylor Swift, Drake, Rihanna and Justin Bieber.

    Image Source: Spotify

    THE STORY: How Rema and Selena Gomez Bagged A Billion Streams

    Wizkid’s mum’s burial

    Wizkid buried his mum in October, and people on social media turned the sad event into a circus. The general public got to see a vulnerable Big Wiz for the first time when he shed tears at the funeral.

    OlaDips’ death and resurrection

    The latest artist to pull a fake-death PR stunt since Skiibii, OlaDips was reported dead on November 15, 2023, just a day before his album, Superhero Adugbo, came out. On November 25th, the rapper posted a proof of life on his socials. Although he denied the PR stunt allegations, the public rained insults on him for making them mourn in vain.

    THE STORY: The Most Controversial Celebrities of 2023, Ranked

    Pop culture

    Hilda Baci’s cook-a-thon

    Although Nigerians have broken Guinness World Records many times before, the buzz Hilda Baci received for her attempt is the largest so far. On May 11, she kicked off her cook-a-thon, which ended on May 15 after a 100-hour cooking session. They delivered her certificate for “the longest cooking marathon” at 93 hours, on June 13, 2023.

    Image source: The ICIR

    THE STORY: Hilda Baci Is Officially a World Record Holder: 7 Takeaways From GWR’s Confirmation Video

    Davido vs Anita Brown

    In June 2023, a U.S. entrepreneur and model named Anita Brown claimed she was pregnant for Davido. She went viral on social media for her hateful comments against Chioma, Davido’s wife. But later in October, she tendered an apology to the artist and his wife, and we haven’t heard from her since.

    THE STORY: Should We Suspect These Other Lady-Names in Davido’s Songs?

    Naira Marley’s NDLEA ambassadorship

    Naira Marley visited the National Drugs Law and Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) headquarters in Abuja on August 17 to give an anti-drug talk. The next thing we heard, the agency had made him their ambassador. Following public backlash, they denied this ever happened two days later. 

    Image source: NDLEA

    THE STORY: Weekly Roundup: UNICAL Suspends Professor Cyril Ndifon

    Osimhen’s Ballon d’Or

    On October 30, Napoli striker, Victor Osimhen, became the first born and bred Nigerian footballer to be on the top ten list of the Ballon d’Or award. He was the highest-ranked African footballer at the awards with 26 goals in the last season. On the night of December 11, he also won African Men’s Player of the Year at the 2023 Confederation of African Football Awards.

    Image source: Sports Brief

    THE STORY: Napoli Sparks Outrage After Trolling Victor Osimhen on TikTok Over Missed Penalty

    Oshoala’s win at the CAF Awards

    On the same night Victor Osimhen got the CAF award for African Men’s Player of the Year, Barcelona striker, Asisat Oshoala, was crowned the African Women’s Player of the Year 2023. Nigerian players currently rule the African football world.

    Image source: CAF Online

    THE STORY: CAF Awards 2023: The Top Highlights as Victor Osimhen, Asisat Oshoala Win Big

    Made Kuti’s high school love story

    In November, social media was on fire when Made Kuti, Fela’s grandson, got married to Inedoye Onyeso. Inedoye was his school daughter back in secondary school. Their wedding story went viral as people gushed over their Bridgerton-like love story.

    Image source: Linda Ikeji Blog

    Nollywood

    Queen of Nollywood films

    2023 started on a shaky foot for the Nigerian creative industry. Peace Anyiam-Osigwe, the filmmaker who founded the Africa Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) and Africa Film Academy, died on January 9 after a brief illness. Known as the “queen of Nollywood films”, she allegedly pioneered the screening of Nollywood films at international film festivals. Her family promised to carry on her legacy.

    Image Source: The Culture Newspaper

    Chidi Mokeme’s return

    The return of veteran Nollywood actor, Chidi Mokeme, to our screens after a long hiatus was a triumph with his portrayal of Scar, a thug leader, on the hit Netflix mini-series, Shanty Town, in January 2023. Chidi owned his character so well that one would think he had once been an underworld boss. Something we rarely see with the newer Nollywood cats.

    Image source: Netflix

    THE STORY: Chidi Mokeme Was Fire: Let’s Try These OG Nollywood Actors Next

    Saint Obi’s demise

    In May, another OG Nollywood actor, Obinna Nwafor AKA Saint Obi, passed away at age 57 in Jos, after battling an undisclosed illness. Obi was known for his bad-boy characters in almost every action and romance Nollywood movie of the 1990s to early 2000s. News of his death sent shock waves everywhere, particularly because of his sudden disappearance from the limelight for the last two decades and the rumours surrounding his death.

    Image source: MyNigeria

    THE STORY: Action Star, Lover Boy and Legend: A Breakdown of Saint Obi’s Most Iconic Roles

    Mami Wata at the Oscars

    Before CJ “Fiery” Obasi’s Mami Wata even entered Nigerian cinemas in September 2023, the film had trended for its appearance at the Sundance Film Festival in June. In October, it was selected by the Nigerian Official Section Committee for the International Feature Film category ahead of the 2024 Academy Awards.

    Image source: Lilis Soares

    THE STORY: “Mami Wata” Is Taking Nollywood Around the Globe

    Nollywood’s John Wick

    You might’ve heard people call The Black Book Nollywood’s version of John Wick. The emotional thriller is one of the industry’s best releases of 2023, and the most expensive at $1 million. An immediate hit, the movie garnered 5.6 million viewers just two days after its Netflix premiere on September 22.

    Image source: Premium Times Nigeria

    THE STORY: Everything We Know About Editi Effiong’s “The Black Book”

    Mr. Ibu’s battle for life

    In October 2023, veteran comedic actor, John Okafor AKA Mr. Ibu, put out a video on his official Instagram page, soliciting prayers and financial support to treat his diabetes. Celebrities like Davido, Tunde Ednut, Paul Okoye and Kanayo O. Kanayo gathered support for him and promised to do what they could. 

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    As of November 5th, the actor had had seven surgeries. Despite the public’s donation, one of his legs was amputated. Amid the health struggle, his wife and daughter fought over the donated funds, accusing each other of hijacking the rumoured ₦300 million.

    Image source: Nairaland

    THE STORY: What We Know About Mr Ibu’s Health and How You Can Help

  • Enaky: Bayelsan Songbird About to Takeoff

    Another weekend to take a break (yinmu) from the dictates of capitalism and let your hair down while listening to some smooth music — you deserve it.

    Kicking off today, once every week (till talent pools run dry, which is impossible), we’ll introduce you to a new R&B artist emerging across Africa.

    We present to you Enaky from Bayelsa State, Nigeria.

    As more people clamour for more women’s participation in music, rising star Enaye Igoniwari, better known as Enaky, is set to put her native Bayelsa state on the global map as she presents Family, her debut in Nigeria’s music scene. 

    Looking back on how far she’s come, Enaky traces her evolution in music, taciturn childhood, the inspiration behind her single, getting signed to a record label, new responsibility and what’s next for her career.

    First off, congrats on inking your first record deal. Can we get a peep into your background?

    I was born and raised in Ogbia local government in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. I had typical Bayelsan parents, and they were strict. So I was at home all the time, spending time with myself, watching TV or pressing my phone. I just wanted to learn as much as I could. It was during this learning phase I found myself exploring music.

    That was very recreational for me. When I began taking my singing very serious, it wasn’t as easy, but I always felt like I could ride on till the end. Practice turned into a daily thing for me. I covered songs and did a lot of freestyles, many of them didn’t even make it to my socials. Throughout my uni days, it was me and YouTube beats.

    How long have you been pushing independently before the record deal came along?

    It’s funny, but my first studio recording was only two years ago.

    No other experiences before that time?

    I had been making freestyles and covers in my room, but didn’t get a chance to record an official studio track until 2021. That said, my involvement with music started since I was a kid. When I was 11, I joined the choir, even though I had stage fright. Then, I started writing poems in primary school and became serious with it when I entered junior secondary school.

    I didn’t know I’d be doing music at the time; creative writing has helped me.

    Fair. Let’s discuss Family, your first official single, under NSB Entertainment. How did it come together?

    The song is about my personal experiences with people. A few years ago, my tolerance and trust were broken: I’ll share the full story when I’m ready, but this song came together from my craving for honesty and peace.

    Family is the fastest song I have written so far. It was easy to pour out my pain points based on my experiences with people.

    Yeah, it sounds a bit personal. It’s brilliant songwriting

    Yeah. I have been a writer since my secondary school days.

    Also, growing up, we didn’t stay in one place for long. I never spent more than a year in any secondary school except in university. So that also gave me some variety when I approach music.


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    What has changed since you got signed?

    Everything has changed.

    My daily activity has changed. Before, it was me in my room, singing something to lift my spirit. Now it’s all pro. It’s more practice, studio sessions, meetings and soaking up games from the smart people around me. Even the messages I received then and the ones I get now are different. People used to text me and be like, “Hey, I saw your freestyle video and liked it. You’re amazing. Keep it up.” Now it’s more stuff like, “Wow, omo, you don blow o.”

    That shows me that people now see the effort of the team and I — the professionalism and the whole packaging are becoming glaring, and people are noticing.

    Also, the idea of a musician I had in my head is entirely different from what it is now. I thought musicians write music, record, eat and, rest. I never thought about the responsibilities until I got to this phase. But now I understand it demands dedication, self-control, discipline, focus and drive — my craft is being invested in and it’s business more than ever. I have to be consistent with good music, my posts and my interactions. Even on days I feel down, I’m learning to pull myself back up. I have to keep getting better. Whether I like it or not, there are expectations I have to deliver on, and I cannot fuck up.

    But I’m very aware I’m not an unsigned artist in my room anymore — a group of people share my visions and are ready to accomplish them with me, and I must make that easy for them.

    What’s next for Enaky?

    Growth, growth, growth. I want to keep creating music that stands the test of time. I want to make catalogues of emotive songs that people can always lean on. I always keep it honest and straight from the heart. Also, my first music project should be out in November — I’m very excited to share when it’s time.

  • All the Times Rema Showed the World He’s Really HIM

    Rema is now one of the biggest Afrobeats exports and unarguably the leader of his generation of artists. With records of hits and numbers to back it up, we look at all the times he proved that he’s the HIM of his era.

    Winning the Headies Next rated award at 19

    In 2019, Rema won the Next Rated award category at the 13th edition of Headies. While receiving his award on stage, he called himself the future of Nigerian music. Fast-forward to this moment, it’s fair to say his prophecy is manifesting.

    https://twitter.com/jjay00007/status/1698433236555194839?t=a3_BRhuAgMzR87_tMOjdSg&s=19

    Raves & Roses success

    In April 2023, Rema became the most streamed Afrobeats artist on Spotify with the deluxe edition of his debut album, Raves & Roses. The album hit one billion streams, making it the highest streamed African album of all time; this was the first of its kind on the digital platform.

    Nigeria’s most exported on Spotify

    In June, Raves and Roses broke its record and set a new one after hitting 1.5 billion streams. By July, Raves & Roses (Deluxe) became a two billi baby.

    In August, Spotify named Rema as the most exported Afrobeats artist, which puts him on the same global demand scale with Nigerian jollof and Nigerian men. 

    Calm Down (both original and the remix) are top two on most exported Afrobeats songs list.

    Performing at Lollapalooza 2023

    In August, Remy Boy joined a large number of musicians from all over the world to perform at the 2023  Lollapalooza edition in Chicago. His performance and crowd engagement skills are highly captivating — a superstar doings.

    Sitting pretty on Billboard

    Rema first climbed the Billboard chart in 2020 with his jam, Woman, peaking at number 15 on the World Digital Sales. His consistency and strategic collaboration pushed him further to the Billboard Hot 100 with Calm Down featuring Selena Gomez on April 22, 2023. The same song also catapulted LONDON and Andre Vibez to the highest charting Nigerian music producers on the Billboard Hot 100 Producers. He’s also the second rated artist on Billboard’s U.S Afrobeats Songs chart.

    Headies’ speech and wins

    During the Headies’ 16th music award ceremony on September 4th, 2023, Rema delivered a solid speech, charging the Nigerian music industry to unite and show more regards to their fans and the music institutions. On the same night, he went home with three awards (Best Male Artist, African Artist and Digital Artist of the Year). The guest artist on his Calm Down remix, Selena Gomez bagged the International Artist of the Year while the director of the music video of the song (Director K) won the best music video award. 

    A winning circle.

    1 billion Spotify streams

    When Rema released the smashing remix to his hit Calm Down in 2022, reviews and opinions ridiculed his choice of guest artist. Some even said (and still does) that he was desperate for foreign acceptance. But now, the song has hit one billion streams, becoming the first African single to do so.

    Rema and Afrobeats are the rave of the moments. So are these stars too. All Afrobeats moments are curated for you here.

    https://afrobeats.byspotify.com/
  • I Endured Tacha & Omashola’s “Chiwawa” Music Video So You Don’t Have To

    In my opinion, Big Brother Naija Season 4, AKA Pepper Dem 2019, was the most dramatic of them all. 

    At the peak of the chaos, Tacha and Omashola had their famous fight in Biggie’s house, and viral music producer and content creator, Lord Sky, flipped the video clip to audio, laid it on an Ogene beat and turned into a banging mp3.

    In 2020, Omashola, Tacha and Lord Sky brought some more housemates and friends together to do a music video for what Lord Sky had made. Money that could’ve been spent on COVID-19 palliatives for the poor was lavished on an abuse fest movie.

    https://twitter.com/TheLenny_/status/1694628390626545777?t=I6tfZpC5qhrduw-_D1bsrQ&s=19

    Lord Sky owned the song; Omashola and Tacha were just sample characters on the beat. So how did it get credited asOmashola’s song featuring others?

    P.S: “Chiwawa” is the song title and it’s just Nigerian for “Chihuahua”.

    Anyway.

    If you didn’t already know you shouldn’t take this song seriously, you’d know from the beginning of the video.

    Do I even need to say why?

    I can’t tell if this is a high court or a circus. But they’re in a court of law. Are the balls on the judge’s table there to signify that “the ball is in his court” regardless of who’s actually guilty?

    Instead of a mock dock, maybe Omashola should be in an actual court to answer for all the ridiculous outfits and photo shoots he litters his socials with.

    Don’t even get me started on the fake Navy officer who can’t tell a court setting from the air force. Or this restless court clerk.

    Then comes Lord Sky. We know he was the producer, but why is he cooking in a court? He even brought his piano and Yamaha H8 studio monitors along. Why?

    The song finally starts playing as Omashola and Tacha take their oaths. And we see that the video casts Nasty Black as a lawyer, only he’s holding a goat.

    I’m not really surprised to see a goat in court because only stubborn people get dragged there anyway. 

    Next, someone strolls a Chihuahua dog to the front. Confusion gets me for two seconds, then it becomes clear. Remember the animals Omashola and Tacha called each other during their classic fight back then? They’re about to have a refight through an actual goat AKA Lil Sholzy, and Chihuahua AKA Little P Bites.

    Little P Bites can fight.

    The court audience is shouting, but it’s not clear if they’re rooting for any of these fighters.

    Tacha, a defendant in the dock, is quietly thinking what in the fooling is going on. Omashola, a co-defendant obviously not conforming to court rules, is the one taking centre stage and causing drama. 

    Screams of “Barking dog, Chihuahua, nkiti, nzobu and anofia” mix smoothly with Lord Sky’s beat banging in the background.

    A human fight breaks out finally as lawyer Nasty Black puts his finger in the presiding judge’s eyes while his client, Lil Sholzy, sprays documents in the air. 

    Tacha’s calmness ends, and “She-goat, Chihuahua, anofia” is thrown left and right.

    Some of the audience are only there for the entertainment and are getting what they come for. While others focus on their female counterparts, ignoring the foolery around them.

    In the midst of the chaos, a dance talent show breaks out. Three guys in shine-shine clothing do a funny routine. Nasty Black and the reigning face of misogyny, Seyi Awolowo, join in.

    Female dancers aren’t left out.

    The judge joins the circus.

    Lord Skye knows the abuse fest won’t end until he calls his guys to set-up to entertain with music.

    When Lord Skye begins playing, the spirit of unity falls on everybody. Fight ceases, and they all become cordial.

    Lil Sholzy finally escapes and Nasty Black runs after it.

    Tacha and Omashola give each other a hi-five and become best friends forever.

    The video ends with a message on the screen as Omashola admonishes Little P Bites to stop tensioning Lil Sholzy.

    I want to use this medium to thank Lord Skye for being an incredible pacifier, even though he cooked the video clips into a viral hit in the first place.

    Thanks to the fighters, Tacha and Omashola, too. Finally, the two adults can rest from calling the names of animals in English and local tongues.

    Okay, enough reaching for today.

  • Basketmouth Gathers the Best “Brains” for His Upcoming Album

    Nigerian comedian and musician, Basketmouth, took to his socials on August 27th to announce that his third studio album is ready for release. Get all the gist here.

    His third album

    First it was Yabasi in 2020, one of the year’s best Nigerian releases. A year and two months later, he put out his second LP, Horoscope (2022), and he was lauded for it too. Barely 21 months after that, UBURU, his third music project, is locked in and ready to launch. We hope a trifecta will be achieved with the new album.

    UBURU

    “Uburu” is an Igbo word that means “brain”, which may mean only the best heads made this album. Subtle title; bold statement.

    Out in October 

    UBURU is set to drop in October 2023. But Basketmouth hasn’t given an exact day yet.

    Album art

    Yabisi featured a cut onion on the cover. Horoscopes had horoscope symbols. UBURU shows Basketmouth’s face with his heated brain hovering over it. 

    One producer

    UBURU‘s production credit goes to one person, Duktor Sett — the same talented man who cooked all the beats on Yabasi and Horoscopes

    This one-man producer formula looks to be working great for Basketmouth and his team.

    The line-up choke

    Basketmouth listed out some of the brains who’ve contributed to UBURU, in a video he posted on August 28, 2023. Expect features like Reminisce, BOJ, Lojay, Laycon, Timi Dakolo, Falz and frequent collaborator, Duncan Mighty.

    An album for everyone

    Based on this line-up, we can say UBURU will have music for fans of rap, afrobeats, alté, dancehall and R&B alike.

  • The Festac ’77 Conspiracy Is Coming to Your Screen

    Many Nollywood movies have over-flogged scripts, unclear plots and flawed storytelling, but we also have those that bring Nigerian stories closer to us than books ever can.

    A potential specimen of the latter is the forthcoming film, ’77. Here’s all you should know about it.

    What’s ’77?

    ’77 is a movie about the events surrounding the Festac ’77 Arts and Culture Festival organised by the Nigerian government and UNESCO in 1977. It was the biggest Pan-African gathering at the time, and the reason why Festac Village and National Theatre in Lagos exist.

    Izu Ojukwu directed it

    Izu Ojukwu has more than 20 directorial credits to his name. Sitanda won him the Best Director, Best Picture and Best Nigerian Film awards at the 3rd African Movie Academy Awards in 2007. He’s famously known for works like Amina (2021) and ’76 (2016).

    A sequel to ’76?

    The upcoming ’77 is shaping up to be a sequel to Izu’s 2016 ’76 film. ’76 focused on a young soldier who was incriminated in the failed 1976 military coup. ’77 will be about the world’s second black and African art and culture festival.

    There’s a numerical pattern

    At this point, it’s time to ask why Izu Ojukwu is obsessed with numbers. 4:4:44 (2022), ’76 (2016), and now, ’77

    Release date

    The first teaser dropped on August 22, 2023, but no news about the release date yet. 

    “Festac Is Not Just A Town In Lagos”

    As seen at in the film teaser: “Festac Is Not Just A Town In Lagos”. We didn’t even know Festac is a town but the movie will give some insight into the popular Festac town in Lagos. Who knows what we’ll find out?

    Who’ll be in it?

    Daniel K. Daniel is set to star in this historical film. In an interview with the Vanguard in December 2022, the actor revealed they’d finished filming ’77. Well, let’s have it.

  • Alaga Ibile Becomes Alaye Toh Se Gogo: The Reminisce Timeline

    With a shiny gold incisor that signifies his journey to the Holy Land of Mecca, Reminisce became an El-Hadj and made his new title the title of his fourth studio album of 2016.

    Now, the OG rapper is ready to feed his fans with his fifth offering, his first full-length album in seven years.

    On August 7, 2023, Reminisce made the announcement and dropped a single and music video, E.N.K.R.

    The album title, Alaye Toh Se Gogo (ATSG), is a reference from the 1996 Nigerian film, Owo Blow, and a testament to Reminisce’s suave street credibility. Disputably an artist with some of the most encapsulating albums and titles in Nigeria, his debut, Book of Rap Stories (2012), saw a young Remilekun Khalid Safaru navigate the industry, seeking acceptance and a breakthrough. BORS gave us hits like Kako Bi Chicken (produced by Sarz) and 2Mussh (produced by Legendury Beatz). 

    2013’s ALAGA IBILE (chairman of the local rap movement) was a huge success with singles like Daddy, Eleniyan and Fantasi. His third album, Baba Hafusa which announced his first daughter’s name, became the first African Hip-hop album to debut on Billboard Charts in this streaming era, at number 12 on the World Music category — just a year after Olamide’s number four debut on the chart with Street OT (2014), though that was CD era. Crazy.

    During the lockdown of 2020, Reminisce put out a six-track EP, Vibes & Insha Allah, that revealed his other kids, Mo and Fatimah. Since then, it’s been two to three singles a year (Omo X 100 and Hello E in 2021; Alaye Toh Se Gogo, Hustle and Overdose in 2022).

    After taking a break from releasing music to focus on acting (King of Boys, Rising: City of Dreams) and a radio football show (The Agenda With Reminisce), Reminisce is back and set to drop a new album on October 27, 2023 — the new date he announced after he cancelled the album release in September.

    Alaye Toh Se Gogo will be a series, and ATSG Vol. 1 will have 13 tracks. It will feature big hitters like Mayorkun, Asake and Olamide, a frequent collaborator (Government, Respect, Loyalty & Honour, Omo X 100). It will include released singles like Hustle (featuring BNXN and D Smoke), Shina Peters (with Mohbad), an extended version of E.N.K.R (featuring Ycee and Rhookcastle) and Oxlade-assisted single, Why? (produced by Rhookcastle).

    These five bops indicate that Alaga Ibile will give us an all-round rap album — exciting news for hip-hop heads and enthusiasts of the ibile rap movement. Reminisce also stated that seven songs will get music videos.

    He did it for ALAGA IBILE (2013), so he can do it again.

    He also hinted at a joint music project with Olamide Baddo after they put out their respective albums. Baddo’s UNRULY is out already, and ATSG Vol. 1 will drop in two months, so we guess we’re about to be fed good.

    Transcending from the youngster rapper of Books of Rap Stories to an elder statesman role in the local rap scene with ALAGA IBILE, Reminisce has opened up about fatherhood on Baba Hafusa, dropped lessons that come with maturity and success on El-Hadj, and in the last few years since his last album, transformed into an action figure, like Ogogo (Taiwo Hassan) from Owo Blow.
    Consistency, cutting edge lyricism and credible street storytelling tied with bilingual delivery and amazing beat selection — this is how Reminisce has impacted the culture and stayed relevant for so long. We look forward to Alaye Toh Se Gogo Vol. 1, the next chapter in the story of his reign as Alaga Ibile.

  • All the Best Moments From Asake’s O2 Show

    On August 21, 2023, Asake sold out the O2 Arena and filled it with his fans of afrobeats listeners screaming his lyrics.

    From his iconic entrance to flexing vocals with Fireboy DML and an almost-there show performance, Ololade Mr Money etched his name into the timeline of afrobeats artists who’ve had the iconic arena’s doors open up in their names.

    Asake’s dramatic entry

    Asake arrived on stage in a yellow and black helicopter with the YBNL logo sitting pretty on its side. We don’t call this guy Ololade Mr. Money for nothing. He has raised the bar for anyone who touches the O2 next.

    He paid tribute to the victims of his last concert

    A tribute video honoured Rebecca Ikumelo and Gabrielle who lost their lives at Asake’s O2 Academy (not to be confused with the O2 Arena) concert in 2022.

    Asake brought out Tunde Baiyewu

    It was a wholesome moment seeing Tunde Baiyewu, one of our veteran musicians, on stage to sing Ocean Drive — a song Asake sampled on Sunshine.

    He paid homage to Davido

    OBO had a show at the Afronation Fest in Detroit, U.S.A., on the same day, but Asake still paid respect to the old cat with his version of Davido’s No Competition

    He brought out other OGs

    Asake’s label boss, Olamide, came to perform Omo Ope and Amapiano with him. Tiwa Savage also sang some of her hits. Fireboy DML and Lil Kesh weren’t left behind either.

    Tribute to Wizkid’s mum

    Poco Lee and DJ Enimoney played some Wizkid songs, in honour of his mother’s passing on August 18, 2023.

    He performed his OG hit 

    Asake owned December 2020 with Mr. Money before people even knew him. He brought the jam back on the O2 stage.

    If Asake was this dramatic at his o2 concert, we wonder what actions his upcoming show at the Barclays Centre (New York) will unpack in September.

  • 7 Nollywood Titles Coming Soon to Netflix

    On August 15, 2023, Netflix Nigeria announced on its socials that new Nollywood films and shows will drop in the last quarter of the year.

    The new releases are films and shows adapted from other original movies. Although they’re still in different production stages, we can start to anticipate these titles.

    The Black Book

    The Editi Effiong-directed crime thriller follows the story of a man who seeks justice after a corrupt racket of policemen murdered his only child. The movie features OG Nollywood actors like Sam Dede, Taiwo Ajayi Lycett, Richard Mofe-Damijo, and new school guys like Olumide Owuru and Denola Grey.

    Anikulapo: The Series

    A follow-up to the acclaimed Nollywood epic, Anikulapo, released in 2022. It’s coming in four episodes with actors Kunle Remi and Sola Sobowale reprising their roles. New cast members include Gabriel Afolayan and Layi Wasabi.

    Ijogbon

    Ijogbon is also coming from the stables of Kunle Afolayan via his production company,  The Golden Effects Pictures. It’s a tale of four teens who saw a pouch of diamond and kept it. But they had to deal with the severe consequences that followed. 

    As Nigerians living in Nigeria right now, we doubt anyone who stumbles on diamonds would leave them and face their front either. Anyway, we look forward to what Gabriel Afolayan, Ruby Akubeueze, Fawa Aina (Ikorodu Boiz) have for us in Ijogbon.

    Blood Vessel

    Six friends attempt to escape a major coup and pandemonium in Niger Delta as stowaways on a ship sailing to South America.

    Blood Vessel is directed by Moses Inwang (Merry Men 2, American Driver) and stars Jideofor Kene Achufusi (Living In Bondage: Breaking Free, Black Rose) Adaobi Dibor (The Stand Up, Purple Story), David Ezekiel (Maia).

    WAR: Wrath and Revenge

    War and Revenge is a show and spin-off from Sons of the Caliphate movie. This drama follows Binta, a governor’s wife, who would spill blood to see her husband succeed and climb to the top ranks of power. Now the husband is about to take a second wife. What the hell do you think she’ll do to protect her marriage? We’ll find out.

    Oloture: The Series

    This follow up to the Oloture movie will see the young and traumatized journalist Oloture continue her undercover journalist role across African countries like Niger and Libya. It is set to premiere in the last quarter of 2023 and early 2024.

    To Kill A Monkey

    This is a crime-thriller series written and directed by Kemi Adetiba (King of Boys, King of Boys: The Return). To Kill A Monkey (TKAM) is, according to Kemi, “a crazy story” that came to her on the morning of her wedding engagement. The show is produced by Kemi Adetiba and features actors like William Benson, Bimbo Akintola, Bucci Franklin and Chidi Mokeme. TKAM just kicked off production, but we can’t wait to grab a seat and sit with it when it comes out.

  • Patoranking Is Set to Be the “World Best” With His Latest Release

    After putting out a slew of singles and features, Nigerian reggae-dancehall artist, Patoranking, is set to release a new studio album. On August 15, 2023, he announced the forthcoming album via a video he posted on his IG page. This is everything we know about it.

    The album is titled “World Best”

    Patoranking is coming for global acclaim. With such an album name, it’s safe to assume he’ll use this project to prove he’s a world class act. Balloon D’afrobeats >>>

    He hinted it in 2021

    On June 1, 2021, Patoranking first declared himself “EL World Best”. Is this to say he’s been working on the album for over two years?

    Release date

    According to the artist himself, World Best will be released on September 6, 2023. 

    His fourth album

    The last time we got a full-length project from Patoranking was during the pandemic lockdown in 2020. Fast-forward to 2023, Pato is ready for his world domination.

    The Higher single

    The same day he announced the new album, Patoranking put out Higher, his third 2023 single, on which he gives gratitude to God. This  gospel-esque record could be a taste of what to expect on World Best.

    No Dancehall?

    From Abobi to Tonight (featuring Popcaan) to his latest single, Higher, we’re yet to get the signature reggae-dancehall Patoranking. This could mean that World Best will be his first afrobeats body of work. 

    It’s about to be a movie

    We can expect cinematic visuals after seeing the Nollywood-esque announcement video, in which Osas Ighodaro updates her driver about Pato’s new album. Not every time big bumbum and bottles; give us Nollywood music videos too.

  • It’s About Time for the Women in Nigerian Hip-Hop to Shine

    Hip-hop music has only been around since we launched the Nigerian naira but has enjoyed more stability than naira. At 50 years old, it’s one of the most digitally consumed genres in the world. Yet, it still struggles to enjoy mainstream acclaim and coverage in Nigeria. And of course, female rappers suffer most.  

    If they aren’t fighting sexist comments about their bodies, they’re warding off trolls making jokes of their lyrical skills. Still, women have done some incredible work in the industry.

    Since the 1990s and early 2000s, women like Weird MC and Blaise have been trading bars and creating anthems — Blaise held her own as crew member in the male-dominated Trybe Records, Weird MC already had a critically acclaimed hit in 1996. Many often forget Allen Avenue makes Weird MC the first Nigerian to release a self-produced music video. Her Ijoya became the first animated music video in Nigerian music and one of the first few to play on MTV Base when it launched in Nigeria (2005). 

    Sasha P was the first female Nigerian artist to perform at the World Music Awards (2008), the first Nigerian to go home with the MTV Africa Music Award for Best Female Artiste (2010).

    With these talented pacesetters and veterans like Muna, B.O.U.Q.U.I, Kel, Eva Alordiah and Mo’Cheddah, some still argue that we’ve barely had any solid female rappers. Others only bring up female rappers when nostalgia hits. They’re often overshadowed in a mostly sexist industry, but even their male counterparts struggle to make a break. The rap scene isn’t the most popular, and women are still scarce, because for every ten male rappers out there, there’s one or two female rappers struggling to get the industry’s attention.

    But women no longer have to go through the same strenuous grind like getting access or needing a label to prove themselves like their predecessors. The new cats can literally start their career with the internet. There hasn’t been a better time for them to unapologetically express themselves through rap.

    Artists like Rebelwav are getting creative with their sounds and the themes they cover in their songs. Many young listeners crave her confidence and sharp techniques in trap, drill and emo-rap. In her latest two-song single, Champion Pack, she raps about being “unfuckwithable” and fearless in the face of both the industry games and life’s adversities. That’s her MO as she trailblazes her own lane with a loyal fan base that keeps growing. There’s also Abuja-based singer-rapper, Mannie Tseayo baring her soul and spazzing on any mf beat.

    Before Chocolate City signed her, Candybleakz started as the front-man and only female member of defunct music group, Street Billionaires. Known for her commanding vocals and broad vocabulary of street lingo like in the hustle-inspired song Tikuku, Candy continues to inspire young Africans as the most visible female street-pop artist in Nigeria.

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    Rap freshman, Shalom Dubas, has gained more attention since her verse on Show Dem Camp’s Draw Me Close. With her firm yet emotive and poetic lo-fi sound, she came in with the vim of an OG rapper. In the same breath, we have rappers like Reespect and Phlow who’ve been on a similar journey for a while now. They’re lyrically sophisticated, flowing on the best beats they can get. Reespect balances cockiness with vulnerability. Phlow is known for sharp verses that cut tensions in rooms like a butter knife. Her discography is a slew of collaborations with artists and producer like Maka, Mz Kiss and Teck-Zilla.

    SGaWD made a strong impression with her 2020 drop, Like Me, before she properly introduced her sound with debut EP, Savage Bitch Juice. She basks in her sexual liberty and reclaims narratives that objectify women. In Boytoy, she doubles down on sexual and material desires.

    On August 9, 2023, Mavin Records unveiled its first female rapper, Lifesize Teddy, the second emcee on the label since they signed Ladipoe in 2017. On her five-track EP, she declares her arrival, non-conformity and the manifesting prophecies of her success on hypnotic beats that span from r&b to afropop to amapiano. It’s very welcoming news as Lifesize Teddy is one of the two rappers housed by a company whose other acts like Rema, Arya Starr, Magixx and Crayon are primarily singers. The timing of her announcement and official debut couldn’t be better as the celebration of hip-hop at 50 is ongoing.

    The block party Cindy Campbell threw 50 years ago has grown into a multicultural platform millions around the world, including Nigerians, now use to express themselves.

    Women in Nigeria are currently fighting the good fight to own their spot in the Hip Hop scene and kill stereotypes — competing and taking control of their narratives. Not any of us, labels or the industry will tell them not to represent. It’s their time to shine.

  • “I Do Not Come To You By Chance” Is Adapted Into Film

    Nollywood meets African literature once again as it makes Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani’s 2009 debut book, “I Do Come To You By Chance” into a movie. 

    This is all we know about the film adaptation.

    When did the news break

    Akoroko, an African cinema coverage company, made the announcement vis Twitter on August 10th, 2023.

    First film adaptation of a Nigerian book since “Elesin Oba”

    Nollywood’s adaptation of Wole Soyinka’s “Death and the King’s Horseman” went to cinemas in 2022. If this film could just match the book’s quality, we’re sure of another banger loading.

    (Suckerforcoffee)

    An internet scam story

    “I Do Not Come To You By Chance” is about a graduate who becomes a breadwinner after his father’s demise. He has to choose between his morals and poverty or following in his uncle’s fraudulent footsteps. Decisions, decisions.

    The same title

    The movie will retain the book title. But we hope the film won’t leave us wondering if the movie director read the same “I Do Not Come To You By Chance” as the rest of us. 

    Genevieve’s back

    The last time we saw Genevieve Nnaji on screen was in Lionheart, her directorial debut that ended up being nominated for the 2020 Oscars. You know it’s not regular when the Nollywood queen steps out. She executive produced I Do Not Come To You By Chance alongside Chinny Carter. Oscars, here we come.

    The hands behind the camera

    Femi Awojide (Dazzling Mirage, Sugar Rush, Juju Stories) is set to handle the movie’s direction of photography, while Ishaya Bako (Lionheart, 4th Republic, The Royal Hibiscus Hotel) will direct it. We’ll eat good.

    Faces you’ll see in the film

    The film features Jennifer Eliogu, Beverly Osu and Paul Nnadiekwe, with Blossom Chukwujekwu in an important supporting roles as Cash Daddy, a successful scammer.

    It’s bilingual

    Unlike in the book, the characters will speak mostly Igbo peppered with some English. Take it as an opportunity for you to learn some Igbo to impress your friends from the East.

    World premiere

    Alongside eight other African titles, the film will make its first public display at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) on September 7, 2023. Another Nollywood picture set to make waves abroad.

  • Olamide’s Albums Ranked By How Well They Catered to the Baddies

    Olamide announced on Threads that his latest album Unruly is only for baddies and men who love baddies, not for those looking for moral lessons. It’s out now, so we decided to rank all his albums according to their attention to baddies.

    Rapsodi

    Wrapped in hustle mode, his debut album had few women-centered tracks. Although Dirty Rock and Omo To Shan used to get the baddies throwing it  down, Rapsodi still gets last position on this particular ranking. It’s not hard to see that Olamide also had long talking stages that make you feel like a journalist doing an interview.

    Baddest Guy Ever Liveth

    Still deeply in love with the streets, Baddo painted tales of hustle and triumph. The popular hit, Durosoke, is the closest to “baddie”s music on the album. He had babes from top Nigerian universities on roll call, further solidifying especially “Babcock girls” (means the hottest babes) in the Nigerian pop culture.

    Eyan Mayweather

    This album is loaded with viral hits like Say Something, Lagos Boys, Melo Melo and Bobo. We broke our backs to Don’t Stop, but it failed to deliver for the bad bitches.

    The album was fully for the streets, and there’s no single woman in the crowd on the album art.

    The Glory

    His sixth album spread a messages of motivation with dashes of braggado, except Pepper Dem, which became the hottest slang for “slaying” at the time .

    Lagos Nawa!

    Also known as “Wobey Sound”, this album attempted to give the girls a dancehall tune with Bend It Over (featuring Timaya and Reminsice), but it just didn’t hit. Fine Fine Girls with Tiwa Savage tried to come for the waist beads too, but it wasn’t giving. The titular track, Lagos Nawa!, was the only track that made the baddies active for a while.

    YBNL (Yahoo Boy No Laptop)

    Baddo was still neck deep in the hustle, fully representing the streets on this album. But he still managed to deliver solid jams like Ewo Idi, Stupid Love and grabbed Dammy Krane for the fuji and EDM-infused Fuji House that made the girlies take off their heels.

    Street OT

    Olamide’s fourth studio album announced its business early. While it’s not his most enjoyable body of work, the highlight is his rawness on tracks like Up in the Club, Skelemba, Falila Ketan and Story for the Gods. “Monkey Tail” was in full effect that year.

    Carpe Diem

    Even on the album art, Baddo is pictured amongst four beautiful women all glammed up. The tracks covered themes of triumph, good life and spending money, but Green Light, Eru and Shilalo are about the fine women in his life. 

    UY Scuti

    UY Scuti came out in 2021 and followed the direction of Carpe Diem, leaning heavily towards sensual lyricism. From start to finish, UY Scuti gave sugar daddy vibes, telling babes to run away from broke niggas on Rock. On Pon Pon, he went rogue and said he wants to do his babe like Big Sean does Jhené Aiko.

    UNRULY

    He opened his latest album with Celebrate, reminiscing on his journey from Shaku Shaku to the top as a successful music executive and label owner. UNRULY is a fusion of afrobeats and log drums backing up his playful, raunchy lyrics and street yarns. With guest features from the new ladies’ men of afrobeats: CKay, Rema, Asake, Fireboy DML, etc., UNRULY makes Olamide’s most playable album in the strip club. The music is mature, lush, flirty and easy on the ears — all the elements that get the baddies’ attention.

  • The Ultimate 2023 Guide to Knowing Fela Kuti

    To celebrate legendary musician, activist and progenitor of Afrobeat music, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti, who passed away 26 years ago this week, we bring you the most current guide to his life and music.

    His large discography

    This might read obvious, but to really know the man named Fela Kuti, his music is the best place to start. With a discography of 41 studio-recorded albums, five live albums and three compilations of his best songs, his music is one of the closest dives into his person, thought processes and ideologies. 

    Recommendations: Expensive Shit (1975) and Zombie (1977)

    (Spotify)

    “Fela: This Bitch of a Life”

    This is arguably the most popular book about Fela. It was written by Cuban writer and social researcher Carlos Moore, and was first published in France as “Cette Putain de Vie” in 1982. The 328-page book was born out of his friendship with Fela. Moore told the story majorly in Fela’s voice and documented his relationship with his native doctor, “Professor”. It also has interviews with 15 of his 27 wives.

    (Booksellers)

    “Dis Fela Sef! The Legend(s) Untold: A Memoir”

    From the start of Fela’s career till his demise, Benson Idonije was there as his first manager (1963 – 1970) and friend. It’s no wonder he published a memoir in 2016, that tells untold stories about the late musician — from his ancestry to being a music producer at Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation to his promiscuity.

    (BookArtVille)

    “Fela: The Life and Times of an African Musical Icon”

    A Yale ethnomusicology professor, Michael Veal, wrote this book on Fela in 2000, and it’s considered the best publication on the Afrobeats legend. It covers everything about Fela’s life and music, politics and hedonism. It’s a collector’s item— it’s the most extensive research on Fela, the Nigerian music scene back then, and also a very cheap book.

    (AbeBooks)

    “Fela Kuti: Music Is A Weapon”

    At the peak of Fela’s career in 1982, French directors, Jean-Jacques and Stéphane Tchalgadjieff, travelled to Lagos to shoot a documentary about him. “Music Is A Weapon” is arguably the most sincere and intimate interview Fela has ever given. His famous quote, “Music is the weapon. Music is the weapon of the future”, came from this interview. The documentary shows the interview and visuals from his performances at The Shrine.

    “Finding Fela!”

    This is a music documentary made by Oscar award-winning director, Alex Gibney, in 2014. It features the Broadway musical biography, Fela! by Bill T. Jones, and interviews with Tony Allen, Seun and Yeni Kuti. It’s impossible to talk about Fela Kuti and leave out this music documentary.

    “Konkombe”

    Aside from the “yabis” of his music, another way to get his undiluted truth are through the interviews. In 1979, Jeremy Marre directed a music documentary, Konkombe, based on the Nigerian pop music scene. The documentary has performances, recording sessions and interviews from musicians like King Sunny Ade, Sunny Okosun, and of course, Fela. His popular quote, “Music cannot be for enjoyment. Music has to be for revolution”, is from this documentary.

    https://youtu.be/4waYY1HZ318

    The Kalakuta Museum

    The Kalakuta Museum was Fela’s home and recording studio until 1997. Fela’s iconic photographs, posters, album art, line the walls of this iconic building which also houses his musical instruments, shirts, stage suits, shoes and famous underwear. Visit the place today, and you’ll feel close to the legend, his personality and upbringing.

  • We Don’t Want AG’s T.E.A. Party To End

    After making a statement with his 2022 Catch Me If You Can album which proves he carries the soul of a runner that understands the journey is a marathon, Adekunle Gold diversifies his CV and goes into the “tequila business”. Since he had his first shot of tequila last year, AG has been on a new level, collaborating with music legends like Pharrell Williams, Niles Rodgers and experimenting musically outside of his comfort zone, working to give his audience something fresh and thrilling.

    AG realises to run to a non-stop party, he has to make sure the booze keeps flowing. 

    So he called on Marlian Records’ life of the party, Zinoleesky, for a feature in March, 2023. As a savvy businessman, he rolled out his new product, Tio Tequila, a three-song pack single in May, 2023.

    As Tio Tequila received positive nods and worldwide acceptance, AG Baby followed up with Ogaranya in July, while planning to throw the biggest (tequila) party of the year themed Tequila Ever After, in the same month.

    At 12 a.m. on July 28, 2023, the T.E.A party began. On the first track, Chasing Peace of Mind, he gives us a scoop on his personal life; he’s now in therapy, and he also smokes, though he already gave us this gist on the 2021 Davido-assisted High. 

    Chasing Peace of Mind also features Malian singer Habib Koité and South African artist Ami Faku. No surprises that the production blends Mali’s desert blues and S.A’s amapiano with our highlife.

    Tio Tequila is a fun businessman, which explains why track two is Party No Dey Stop. Also, if you’re observant, you can already tell this record is the theme song of the album. On the next song, Soro, produced by Kel-P, the message is simple; he wants communication and intimacy. The fourth song is Tio Baby, a confession to his lover, with a little bit of flex about his life in the limelight. Call me corny if you like, but I caught the subtle compliment to his wife in the second verse opener: “When they see me (Simi), everybody wants a picture.”

    Ogaranya plays next, and he talks about the sweet feeling of happiness, wealth and being on a better level. 

    On the sixth song Adekunle Gold tells us he’s the Wrong Person to mess with. It’s a catchy one, cemented with an aggressive verse from OdumoduBlvck, who’s been called out for his anti-women stance.

    The seventh track shares the same energy. Don’t Be A Baby from AG Baby? AG remarks that while he drives a Benz, wears dangling earrings and is fresh, he isn’t a yahoo boy or a gigolo; stop complaining about him and face your own grind.

    Do You Mind is the eighth track and switches the “I no dey look Uche face” energy. He’s back to focusing on his babe and her body. Tio Tequila, still not getting enough of his babe, continues on Sisi Ganja to give her all the lovey-dovey lambas. I suspect this song is a double entendre for AG reminding us that he does 420 now. 

    Next is the Coco Jones-assisted record Make It Easy — a sensual afropop jam. If you’re wondering why this married man said, “I no wan love, I am focused,” he’s speaking for those on the streets and tired of the talking stage. Maintaining the same soundscape, the eleventh track Not My Problem builds on the previous track. It’s not his problem if you catch feelings. He warned you, didn’t he?

    The next track, Kere, segues to afro-highlife. He brags that his peers imitate his style, and he has been hot since his 2015 breakout hit, Sade. Is AG Baby your mate?

    Last time he was on wax with his wife and singer Simi, was on her 2022 album titled TBH (To Be Honest). Hearing them together again on Look What You Made Me Do feels like the best duet since Tunde and Wunmi Obe.

     Omo Eko plays next to keep the tequila party going. American singer, Khalid, joins Adekunle Gold on Come Back To Me, a song that begs a lover to return. The sixteenth song on T.E.A. is Falling Up, one that fuses electronic music with pop. Aside from the flex that AG is trying on a different genre, the song features Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers. Second to the last track is To My Own, where Tio Baby and an uncredited artist are laid-back, and according to them, dancing to the beat of their own drums. Tequila Ever After album ends with its eighteenth track All My Life — a romantic song directed at his lover.

    Final thoughts

    In almost fifty-one minutes, Adekunle Gold takes us on a fun, party-rocking experience. Tequila Ever After is a continued deviation from his earlier indie and highlife sounds. It’s a feel-good album that experiments with afrobeats and EDM, with a sprinkle of amapiano and solid songwriting skills.

    In  his current life chapter, Adekunle Gold a.k.a Tio Tequila enjoys himself to the max as he reaches new heights of superstardom.

    Watch AG on Zikoko’s POP.

  • Somadina’s Taking Her Nollywood-Punk to Lollapalooza

    Among the current leading voices in the Nigerian music scene is the charismatic Somadina, a young female musician slowly penetrating the mainstream with radical, afro-psychedelic, emotion-lifting rock music.

    I first came across Somadina’s music in 2021. Her now deleted-off-internet debut EP titled Five Stages is a beautiful and melancholic musical interpretation of the stages of grief. It quickly became my life’s soundtrack for a few months, during a dark phase. Sometime in 2022, she shared that she doesn’t identify with the project anymore, hence its takedown, but she’s found a new channel to fully express herself.

    Off the strength of the cult-following she’s been building since her first official releases, IHY (I Hate You) (2018) and Lay Low (2019), she presented her album, Heart of The Heavenly Undeniable (HOTHU) in 2022. Ever since, she’s been going to music shows and on tours, from Lagos to Paris, Berlin to Accra, music taking her everywhere.

    Somadina was born in Garden City, Port Harcourt in 2002. She spent a year in Nigeria before going to the Netherlands to school and to stay with her dad. After going to London to secure a Sociology degree, she finally came back to Nigeria to pursue music in 2018. Her access to music as a kid was limited. She listened to Asa, Beyoncé, Rihanna and John Legend, only the music her dad listened to. But on coming back to Nigeria, she connected with the Alté community, collaborating with artists such as SGwaD, Lady Donli, Adey, etc.

    She’s breaking barriers and trailblazing her own path with her afropop fusion of R&B, punk and alternative rock music, and taking it beyond the barriers of Africa. In less than two weeks from now, (August 3 – 6, 2023), she’ll be performing at the 2023 Lollapalooza, Chicago, along with other Nigerian musicians like Tems and Rema, as well asinternational acts like Kendrick Lamar, Billie Eilish, Lana Del Rey, etc. On February 5, 2023, a month before her collaboration with NATIVE Sound System, Somadina played her first show in Los Angeles, courtesy of RnB Brunch. Between May 10-13, she took her Nollywood-punk sound to The Great Escape Festival 2023 in Brighton. On May 18, she was live at Live Nation UK; an event that brings artists and fans together to celebrate live music. On the 25th of May, the Kitty Amor remixes of her I Saw An Angel On The Roof & Wept song came out — the same day she was on the Royal Albert Hall stage in London, opening for her childhood hero, Asa.

    On July 12, the Gen-Z musician received the mainstream nod when The Headies, Nigeria’s most popular music award show, nominated her album, Heart Of The Heavenly Undeniable as one of the best Alternative albums of 2022. It’s an impressive feat, as it sits among strong contenders like Basketmouth’s Horoscope and Obongjayar’s Sometimes I Dream Of Doors

    READ: “Mami Wata” Is Taking Nollywood Around the Globe

    Unboxed by mainstream pressure and the dictates of the commercial market, Somadina forges ahead one release at a time, with her beaming falsetto. Somadina grew from a nomadic teenager who toured the UK with Odunsi the Engine and opened for Davido in Port Harcourt in 2019, to a songbird taking Nigerian pop culture to one of the world’s biggest festival stages in 2023. Go Somadina!

  • Diamond Platnumz Is Afrobeats’ Greatest “Sampler”

    Since his introduction into the Nigerian market with his 2012 remix of Number One that featured Davido, he has connected with and featured Nigerian superstars like Tiwa Savage, Teni Makanaki, Koffi Olomide, Rema, and most recently, Chike.

    But it seems collaborations don’t cut it for him anymore. Despite being one of East Africa’s biggest, his agenda to match the vitality of Nigerian artists isn’t hidden, as he imitates looks and recreates hits for his Swahili audience.

    Asake and lookalike

    Afrobeats is fun, but it isn’t the easiest genre to make. Many artists from diverse backgrounds like Shatta Wale, Russ, etc have made attempts to recreate Nigeria’s most popular contemporary music, but none have successfully hacked the formula. That’s because afrobeats is constantly evolving and not tailored to a specific style.

    For Diamond Platnumz, he can’t beat Nigerians at their game, but neither can he join them, because he’s not a Nigerian. However, he’s still decided to mute his own sound and copy Nigerian songs, melody for melody, beat pattern for beat pattern, syllable for syllable, in his music. What might have first seemed like a tribute or appreciation for afrobeats songs has turned into borderline theft. 

    Exhibit A is his 2019 single, Baba Lao, a brazen remake of Naira Marley’s Soapy.

    Just listen to the instrumental, and you’d think Diamond Platnumz took his version from Rexxie’s harddrive.

    Exhibit B:

    This copy and paste of Wizkid’s Joro was released in 2019. From the rhythm to the music video vixen to the song title, Diamond was trying to give Wizkid a run for his money. As if that wasn’t enough, he tried again on Loyal (exhibit C), a recreation of Wizkid’s Essence.

    Exhibit D is his feature on Yataniua, owned by his fellow Tanzanian artist, Mboso. Diamond copied Asake’s Peace Be Unto You, complete with choral backup, but in Swahili. 

    On July 14, Jux, a singer from Tanzania, featured Diamond Platnumz on a song titled Enjoy, where he didn’t spare Spyro’s Who Is Your Guy

    Not to exert exceptionalism in afrobeats, or to gatekeep the music, but it’s hard to see Pan-Africanism in Diamond’s actions. Music is a product of culture. Cultures are subject to evolution. But originality is out the window when appropriation begins to take the full reins.

  • The Headies: A Track Record of Rewarding Only Mainstream Music

    Nigeria’s most prestigious music award, The Headies, has supported local musicians since it launched in 2007 rewarding hard work, passion and consistency. 

    However, the nominees list for its 16th edition came out on July 12, 2023, and it doesn’t look as rewarding as it could be. 

    The Headies arguably get things wrong — ignoring better quality music like CKay’s Love Nwantiti in 2022, overlooking Arya Starr for “Female Artist of the Year” in 2022, and lack of attention to details (like nominating projects that were released outside the eligibility period). One can also say the award organisers favour the mainstream musicians over niche creators.

    Take the “Rookie of the Year” category, for example. It should celebrate the new music artists on the scene who haven’t dropped albums yet. Khaid, Guchi, Bloody Civilian, Bayani, Eltee Shkillz all fit the bill. But interestingly, they also nominated OdumoduBlvck, who has over four full-length projects to his name. What metrics did the organisers apply here?

    For “Producer of the Year”, Dibs, who’s been churning out street bangers like Bullion Van and Chance (Na Ham), shouldn’t be missing on the list. And the “Best Rap Single” category seemed to mistake Back In Uni by BlaqBonez for a rap song yet The Guy by M.I Abaga was left out? The “Best Rap Album” category is also not complete without The Guy and Lost Boy by Erigga.

    Despite the impact T.I Blaze’s Sometimes had on the Nigerian streets and general pop culture, it went without recognition on The Headies’ list. Meanwhile, let’s call the “Best West African Artiste of the Year” category what it really looks like — a Ghanaian musician list. West Africa has 18 countries, but as usual, only two have artists on Headies’ radar this year. They even misidentified The Therapist’s nationality as Liberia, instead of Sierra Leone. 

    Overlooking the release of Bandana, one of Afrobeats’s biggest moments of 2022, Asake was absent from the “Afrobeats Song of the Year” nominees list. Asake, who’s been Afrobeats’ biggest artist since his debut with Mr. Money With Vibes?

    Why is the “Best Inspirational Single” category called that if the nomination list will just be filled with gospel artists like Nathaniel Bassey, Mercy Chinwo and Victoria Orenze? They even slipped Davido (who released Stand Strong outside the eligibility period) in the middle like we wouldn’t notice. Why not just call the category what it looks like — a gospel music category? 

    For the love of music, we call for The Headies to replace surface-level inclusivity with deeper research into Nigeria’s rich and varied music scene. What’s an industry celebration without proper representation of its constituents?

  • All The TV Shows You Shouldn’t Miss Right Now

    Despite the good numbers of TV shows that dropped in 2023, some of us still want more options than we have time to watch in a month. Enjoy the best TV shows out right now that you should know about.

    The Bear

    https://youtu.be/i5U-w1yL4r0

    The Bear is a drama show on Hulu where a young guy has to run a family restaurant smoothly. With the funny doses and daily gbas gbos of the workers in the kitchen, we saw them all go through the  good and bad phases together. Chef Dammy of Ekiti can learn seven or ten things from this.

    Warrior

    This show was born straight out of a story Bruce Lee himself created. If you don’t know what to expect, think of pit fights, flying kicks and karma.

    The Men’s Club

    It’s a Nigerian TV show, popularly known as TMC, peeking into the adventurous lives of bachelors living in Lagos. From showing only on YouTube to playing on Prime Amazon now, we can’t wait for newcomers to get in the club. It’s a show to binge with some hot tea in this weather.

    READ: Nollywood Next Gen: Meet the Actors Set to Take Over 2023

    Fatal Seduction

    This South Africa TV series ties dark secrets and deep romance together. Our advice? Watch with your partner or get a grip.

    Bloodhounds

    It’s a K-drama, and it explores the famous loan-shark industry in South Korea. Pretty good for boxing fans and if you love seeing bad guys have a bad day.

    King The Land

    Let’s hope after seeing the trailer, you may wait for all the episodes to drop or watch all the eight available episodes now. But it’s such a good romance show that’ll make you ask yourself, “What will I do with myself?” after watching.

    Drops of God

    Wine lovers will be happy to find this Apple+ TV series. You’ll know almost everything from pronouncing hard wine names to recognising ingredients. When you get a wine tasting next time, you’ll quickly tell which is the real cabernet sauvignon.

    Hijack

    This one will have your heart pounding from the start to the end. It’s been said that it’s inspired by true events, but it’s based on none in particular. Idris Elba’s performance begs the question; when will he be announced as the new James Bond?

    ALSO READ: 14 Classic Nigerian TV Commercials and What They Taught Us

  • Don’t Get It Twisted, Amapiano Is South Africa’s

    American rapper, Swae Lee’s tweet went viral on July 11, 2023. But the Nigeria flag in his tweet didn’t help. South African thinks he gave credit to Nigeria.

    Apparently, it’s the sound Swae Lee’s been enjoying since his arrival in Nigeria almost a week ago.

    Enraged South Africans virtually pounced on him and Nigerians for trying to rewrite history and not giving credit to the originators of the sound. It’s understandable, since they’re not wrong with their claims; Nigerians have been talking about the South African sound with ownership because several Nigerian artists have made popular hits with it.

    Swae Lee tried to clear the air about the context of his tweet but no one cared.

    No culture grows if you gatekeep it. But the failure to give due credit to its roots is a disservice to it. Which is why Zikoko has come to do what’s right with a peace offerings to reconcile us with our dear Mzansi family.

    First of all, stop all the lies

    Amapiano didn’t start in 2021, nor did it start this year. These are bold claims; we shouldn’t engage cap like these

    Credit should be given to South African acts like JazziDisciples, Mdu TRP, Kabza De Small, etc.

    There is evidence that amapiano didn’t start in Nigeria and it has been around the world before it got popular here.

    Dissolve the “Afropiano” title

    What does afropiano even mean other than a shameless way of appropriating the amapiano culture? Let afrobeats be Nigerian and keep amapiano South African. Both can lovingly coexist.

    Or South Africa can have Asake

    His two album’s sounds are dominantly amapiano. He even titled a recent single of the same name. Maybe it’s a cry for naturalisation. Who knows?

    In fact, they can have afrobeats too

    If all afrobeats credits are given to South Africa for a year, I’m sure Nigerians won’t be annoyed . Music crosses borders, right? After all, we’re all one; African brothers and sisters.

    QUIZ: Which Music Genre Are You?

    More collaborations with SA

    The biggest Nigerian artist right now literally has a song called Amapiano and credit wasn’t given. That’s appropriation right there. This is about the Nigerian music industry in general, and credit can be given in the form of working with SA producers, collaborating with SA artists, or even shooting videos even in the country. Need I say more?

    Focus on Nigerian sounds

    Before Nigerian artists started facing the same direction, they explored a variety of sounds. The craze for amapiano-hits is shifting focus from motherland sounds.

    Listen to only Mzansi’s amapiano

    We can still enjoy the music even without making it ourselves.

    QUIZ: This Quiz Knows Which Nigerian Amapiano Song You Think Is the Greatest

  • Zikoko’s Guide To Becoming A Fuji Music Legend

    Fuji music is a Nigerian staple. Some Nigerian pop stars such as Olamide, Asake and Seyi Vibez make music that’s a hybrid of afrobeats, hip-hop and fuji, but the budding artistes don’t have to dilute Fuji with disco to become legends. You can focus on just Fuji music. This is the guide you need.

    Have a unique name

    You can’t go wrong with something strong and catchy as a stage name in Fuji music. Here’s an easy formula: use your nickname or merge it with your first name. E.g. Saheed Osupa, Taiye Currency Ayinde Barrister and Ayinde Kollington. I hope your name is not Wasiu or Ayinde sha, before people call you an impersonator.

    Mention it every minute

    You need to constantly drop your full government and nickname while singing. If you’re not doing that, you’re not ready for the world to know your name.

    Have street credibility

    If you haven’t served some time in the streets, your Fuji musician status is “learner.” The fastest and surest way is either to get four-year experience as a NURTW member or work as a freelance bus conductor. 

    Form your band

    Assemble the best drummers, backup vocalists, keyboardist and a hypeman with a baritone. Then get an official fabric seller who’ll constantly supply the band the best ankara and lace fabrics. Alternatively, the uniform can be polo shirts and facecaps with the band name printed on. Everyone should look flyer than Barrister and boys in 1989.

    Learn praise-singing

    Scam people into spraying you all their money with your high praises. If you can make people’s heads swell with your music, it’ll take you far and they’ll call you to the next ceremony in your hood. You better learn it so you can secure the Fuji bag.

    Do you know any proverbs?

    Whether you’re motivating, making social commentary or throwing words like stones, you must be clever with your figures of speech and best not miss.

    Have a photographic memory

    Imagine the embarrassment if you forget the name of the person who’s spraying you money halfway through your set? All it takes is one fuck up, and your whole reputation is out the window.

    Add your abroad experiences to the music

    How else do we know you’re spreading the gospel of fuji across the globe? You need to travel and then come back to give us your London Experience Vol. 1 – 5 or Amsterdam Tour part one and two, to certify your legend status.

    READ: The Zikoko Guide: Nigerian Music Industry 101

  • An Important Guide to Afrobeats History 

    Nigerian music has blown at all fronts, but what about its history and documentation? We have to record our own history, we can’t afford to sit and wait for foreigners to do it. Screaming “Afrobeats to the world” won’t write the story for us. Thankfully, there are a few people who are doing the work.

    So, if you’re looking to learn about Afrobeats, its history, significant moments and events, these are the people that are currently working on documenting that rich history: 

    History Made: The Most Important Nigerian Songs Since 1999

    Instead of low-hanging popular songs, this 173-page book, authored by Jide Taiwo, looks into 21 of the most important songs in Nigeria since 1999. This is no casual selection; these songs had massive impacts on the music culture; with history, rare interviews and personal insight tied to them. For anyone who’s loved Afrobeats since The Remedies’ Shakomo, “History Made” is a must-read.

    The Sample Axis Podcast

    This podcast started in December 2020 and is hosted by Gboyega Adeoya, and Nwaenie Nelson. They travel through time with music and decipher old songs sampled by Nigerian artists today. Each episode focuses on each featured song with the artists’ profiles and impact. To bring the knowledge closer to the masses, The Sample Axis Podcast made its radio debut on Crest 91.1 FM, Ibadan on April 17, 2023.

    Afrobeats: The Backstory

    This is a docuseries created and produced by Nigerian filmmaker Ayo Shonaiya. On 29 June, 2022, Afrobeats: The Backstory premiered and became Netflix’s first-ever Afrobeats documentary. With 12 episodes, this project clearly distinguishes between Afrobeat and Afrobeats. It also gives up close and personal highlights of the development of the latter, from the golden age of R&B to the Hip-Hop of the 1990s that has a huge influence on it.

    Journey Of The Beats

    This is another docuseries, produced by music industry executive and entrepreneur, Obi Asika. Its ten episodes explores the origin of afrobeats while going back in time to the black artistic expressions of the transatlantic slave trade days. Nigerian historians and writers like Ed Keazor and Jide Taiwo worked as part of the team that examines the history of afrobeats from times before colonialism. This docuseries is an effort that celebrates current Nigerian music and times before it.

    READ: The Zikoko Guide: Nigerian Music Industry 101

    Afrobeats Intelligence

    This is founded and operated by Nigerian pop culture journalist, Joey Akan; started in March 2020. From a popular music newsletter, Afrobeats Intelligence has expanded into a podcast that talks about the Nigerian music industry, its ecosystem and culture of music. With broad interviews, diverse perspectives and sneak peeks into the industry, it digs into the past, present and future of Nigerian music.

    A Music In Time Podcast

    This is produced by Global Village and hosted by popular and respected Nigerian entertainment journalist, Osagz Alonge. Taking a break from his other Nigerian music podcast, Loose Talk, Osagz started A Music In Time in July 2022 to focus on Nigerian artists and their music over the years. 

    Afrobeats Weekly

    An educative Afrobeats podcast, also produced by Global Village, is hosted weekly by Tunde and his co-host ShoWontStop. From song and album reviews to conversations around music politics, gatekeeping and cultural appropriation, Afrobeats Weekly informs on the current climate of the genre and offers insights into its future.


    ALSO READ: You Should Have These Nigerian Music Album Series In Rotation

  • The 10 Nigerians in Grammys’ Recording Academy Class of 2023

    On June 22, 2023, these ten Nigerians were among 3700 music creators and industry professionals who achieved the enviable Grammy membership.

    The recording academy membership is usually given to those who contribute significantly to Nigerian music. And popular or not, these chosen Nigerians are an invaluable part of the Nigerian music movement.

    Dolapo “tGM” Amusat

    tGM uses his WeTalkSound Agency, an arm of WeTalkSound (the biggest creative community in Nigeria), to provide creative strategy, marketing and promotion services to brands and artists (Reminisce, Dice Ailes, Teni, Ladipoe, Davido Music Worldwide (DMW), Aristokrats Record, EMPIRE, etc). Dolapo is also an assistant product marketing manager at Google and a multidisciplinary personality who successfully launched projects like the LOFN album collection, Insert Nights (a networking hangout for creatives and techies) and CampNova (a residential bootcamp for African creatives). tGM is a shining example for young African creatives.

    Mariam Aduke Abass

    Mariam worked as a pipeline engineer before she delved into fashion styling, setting up Luxe Reloaded — a talent management business, Malc Agency for brand partnership. Her companies are run by women-only staff, boasting clients like Cilla Purple, Mugler, Meta, Spotify and Joeboy. She’s one of the few women making a killing in the men-dominated industry of Nigerian music, and we celebrate her.

    Fliptyce

    He’s a Nigerian veteran songwriter-singer, composer and music producer behind smash hits like Chop My Money (P-Square), Kissing (Yemi Alade), Ile Ijo, So Many Tinz (May D) and Igbeyawo (Oritse Femi). While he hasn’t been active in the mainstream for a while now, we can’t say he doesn’t still deserve the honour of a Grammy membership.

    Osi Suave

    Osi is a Nigerian on-air personality who launched his career at Rhythm 93.7 FM Benin in 2008 before he joined The Beat 99.9 FM Lagos in 2010. He’s currently the director of programmes at The Beat 99.9 FM. During the course of his career, he has cemented his name in the Nigeria music industry, establishing important professional relationships and interviewing A-list celebrities such as Fabolous, Wale, Burna Boy, Migos, Angelique Kidjo, etc.

    Titi Adesanya

    Titi is a Nigerian journalist and EMPIRE Africa’s director of operations — handling its distribution, recording and publishing — with a roster that includes superstars like Kizz Daniel, Fireboy DML and Black Sherif. In February 2023, Titi was named one of Billboard’s 2023 Women in Music. Previously, she was a digital sales and product manager at AFRICORI Music Group and founder/creative director at We Soko Africa. She’s one of the women pushing Nigerian music at the frontline.

    Bugo Arinze

    He’s the founder of Measurable Accurate Digital Solutions (MAD Solutions), a Nigerian digital music distribution company working at the intersection of creative content and technology. With operations in Nigeria, U.S, South Africa and Canada, Bugo’s MAD Solution has been exporting, aggregating and licensing African music content to the world through digital service providers (DSPs) like Apple Music, YouTube, VEVO, iHeartRadio, Amazon, TikTok since 2017. His company has recorded more than three billion plays, providing services to artists like Ric Hassani, Asa, Simi, Reekado Banks, Okey Sokay, Protek Illasheva. He is a true afrobeats evangelist, so addition to this class comes as no surprise.

    Joey Akan

    A multi-award winning pop culture and music writer, journalist and podcaster, Joey has been a consultant for musicians, actors and major record labels for over three years, providing professional advice on A&R and PR strategies. Today, he’s the entertainment and culture editor for News Central TV, The Conversations Africa, and founder of Afrobeats Intelligence. With this new position, he can push Nigerian music even further to an ecosystem that aligns with Nigerian music.

    Bigiano

    While he hasn’t been in the Nigerian music conversation for a long time, in 2022, he broke his music hiatus with an Amapiano refix of his popular 2008 hit single, Shayo, with Jaybreeze. A year before, he launched Connect Core Magazine, aimed to be a well-packaged celebrity journal according to him. Although Bigiano only has one album to his name, Shayo remains a popular Nigerian party hit.

    Deola Jayesimi

    Deola is a senior label manager (West Africa) at The Orchard. With previous roles in The Zone Agency, The 400 Media Company, Noah’s Ark Communications and Boomplay, he has been able to create a niché that ties music and content creation with advertising and marketing.

    Kolapo Oladapo

    He’s a lawyer and business and strategic manager at Apple (Platoon) since September 2022. Before then, he worked as head of digital at several radio stations like Wazobia FM, Nigeria Info FM, Arewa Radio and Cool FM Nigeria, and as head of business development at Clout Africa. His podcast, Cold Purewater, Cold Mineral, creates conversations around relevant industry topics with the music industry’s key players. As a new member of The Recording Academy, we hope to see him extensively usher African music, tech and youth culture into the global forefront.

  • Stanley Okorie Sang “Billionaire” But His First Salary Was a Bottle of Sprite

    There’s no Nollywood without Stanley Okorie. Whether or not that name rings a bell, you can bet you’ve heard his voice before — especially if you grew up watching Old Nollywood movies

    With soundtrack credits on over 1,000 Nollywood films, Stanley Okorie is the singer and composer behind songs like Karishika (Queen of Demons) from the 1996 film of the same name, the popular Nkem Owoh song, I Go Chop Your Dollar (Stanley sang the song while Nkem Owoh lip synced Drag-race style) from the 2004 film, The Master, and the recently viral Billionaire (Onye Ji Cash) from 2019’s Return of the Billionaire that seems to be setting the streets of TikTok on fire. 

    Catching up with the singer in May 2023, he talks about his entry into Nollywood at a time when the industry depended on soundtracks to push storytelling, the struggles of navigating Nollywood in the 1990s and early 2000s and the hilarious story of how he got paid with a bottle of Sprite for his first soundtrack. 

    Source: Provided by subject

    Let’s talk about what I like to call the Stanley Okorie Renaissance. 

    It’s been amazing and pleasantly surprising that the music I made in the 1990s and early 2000s is getting attention these many years later, on platforms I’m still learning about. It makes me feel like I didn’t waste my time back then because I made music I liked, not necessarily for anyone in particular. But there’s also a sense of feeling challenged by it all. If the work I did back then can hold its own decades later, I need to make new music that can have the same value years from now. 

    Fun fact: the people who were ten years old at the start of my career are now parents in their 30s and early 40s. How time flies. 

    I’m one of them. LOL. How did you discover that you and your music had become viral sensations? 

    Someone called me a while ago, singing Happy Mumu, and I wondered why this young guy was singing a song I released almost ten years ago. He explained that everyone online was making videos of that song and Billionaire (Onye Ji Cash), but I didn’t understand until he started sending me videos. It was like people had recorded hundreds of videos with my songs. 

    I’m not on social media, so I didn’t get the gist on time. But I now realise a lot is happening online, and I need to find a way to create some presence there. 

    I’m curious about your Nollywood journey. What inspired your decision to enter the then-unconventional industry? 

    When I showed my grandmother my first car, she asked what I did for a living, and I told her I produced music. She was shocked. I remember her saying she’d never seen any newspaper job advert calling for a “Music Producer”. To them, music was a reckless career. 

    Every one who got into Nollywood at the time I did in the late 1990s did so with a lot of passion but little to no money or experience. I moved to Lagos after university to pursue a master’s in mass communication, and it was during this time I met my friend, the late Sammie Okposo. I’d hoped to become a gospel singer, but Sammie was into the soundtrack business, so I got introduced to that part of Nollywood when I lived with him for about six months. 

    Making soundtracks was purely by accident. Sammie and I learnt on the job and did it because we loved music. There was no money in it when we started. My first soundtrack was in 1995, and they paid me with a bottle of Sprite. 

    It’s a lie. What? 

    Yes o. And the guy was even saying he overpaid me. This is what it was like back then when we struggled and didn’t have a name in the industry. This guy had come to me with the script and idea, I recorded a song, and he told me he wouldn’t use it because he didn’t like it. I’d moved on until I heard my song on the film two weeks later. I called him, and he was like, “I paid you. That bottle of Sprite I bought for you when we were recording was your payment.” 

    And you took it like that? 

    I mean, from that soundtrack, I booked my next job, Compromise, in 1996, which I actually got money for. Then there was Atrocity and Karashika that same year. That first film, I can’t remember the title now, set the ball rolling, so I can’t say I regret working on it. 

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    You mentioned the legendary Sammie Okposo’s role in your journey. As an artiste who’s left an indelible mark on both Nollywood and the gospel music scene, I’d like to know more about your experience with him. 

    Sammie was my guy, and I miss him very much. He taught me how to compose chords. The man had a great ear. When Sammie knew what he wanted, he was impatient in getting that sound, but when unsure, he’d take as long as he needed to figure it out. He always worked towards perfection. 

    I actually encouraged Sammie to go into gospel music. I’d just released my album, Jesus, I Love You, but I realised live performances weren’t my thing. I wanted to be behind the scenes, but Sammie was someone who could handle the fame, so we switched. You cannot do gospel music without performing and shouting “Praise the Lord” on stage. I don’t have that energy. I want to compose music in a closed space with air conditioning. LOL. 

    I was supposed to work with Sammie on an album this year [2023]. 

    I’d like to know how you guys made soundtracks back then. Did the script come first, or did you watch the movie then record a song? 

    When we first started, the producers and directors would call us, sit us down and narrate the film’s plot in two minutes. After that, they’d say, “We need music for when the girl runs mad” or “when the woman is crying after her husband dies”. The funny thing is, they’d then ask if we could get the music ready by the next day. Can you imagine? 

    We started asking for scripts down the line when our role as soundtrackers began to have weight in the industry. When the scripts were being changed on location or the film ended up taking a different direction from the scripts, we started asking for rough cuts of the scene our music would be used for. 

    The final process was we’d get the rough cut, compose our music, book a studio to record, pay instrumentalists and backup singers, and then, submit the song to the person in charge. They’d pay us our balance if they liked it, and everyone would live happily ever after. 

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    Soundtracks back then ended up giving away the film’s plot most of the time. Was this intentional? 

    No. We made soundtracks to heighten the emotions of a scene, not give away that scene before it happened. But the issue was editors placed these songs before the scenes they were created for, messing up the flow of the soundtrack and story. I noticed it and started asking producers to allow me to place my songs myself, but they refused to pay me for that, so I just let them do whatever they wanted. It was a dog-eat-dog industry, and I wouldn’t kill myself because of it. 

    In the 2010s era of Nollywood, films stopped focusing on narrative storytelling through music. What was it like for you as a creative who made a living making soundtracks? 

    Nigeria’s relationship with music is cyclical. The 1960s and 1970s were all about Nigerian music, with artistes like Fela and Bobby Benson. When we stepped into the 1980s and 1990s, we’d become obsessed with foreign artistes like Michael Jackson and Biggie. The wheels have turned again, and everyone is on a Tiwa Savage and Davido vibe. Music is constantly evolving. 

    There was a time when I made almost 98% of the soundtracks out of Nollywood. So I’ve actually struggled to get out of the industry. 

    You wanted to leave Nollywood? 

    Yes, several times. Working in the industry took all my time and concentration. It cost me my marriage and many other relationships. I missed important moments like my children’s birthdays and my friend’s weddings, all because I was working on one project or the other. There was always the next job. I wanted to leave, but Nollywood didn’t want to let me go. 

    How? 

    Every time I said I would retire, I’d get an offer I couldn’t resist. Producers started paying me my fee before I even submitted a song, so I’d be committed to making it. I kept saying the next one would be my last, but here we are today. 

    The power of capitalism, for real. What’s the next move now that everyone is back on the Stanley Okorie train, thanks to social media? 

    I’m working on a Best of Stanley Okorie compilation of my soundtracks, so you’ll get to listen to popular songs like Billionaire (Onye Ji Cash) and Happy Mumu, as well as songs people probably didn’t know I wrote or performed. I’ll also throw in three or four new tracks I’m working on. I’m looking to work with Flavour, Davido and Don Jazzy for the new tracks. Since I’m making new music, it might as well be big-time projects. 

    I’m also getting into filmmaking soon. After all these years working on other people’s films, it’ll be fun to make my own. 

    Have you seen some of the films coming out of Nollywood these days? 

    I’m excited to see Gangs of Lagos. I like movies that tell our stories, not those ones where Nigerians are acting white. I want to see films that are true to the authentic Nigerian experience. As long as the hunter tells the story of the hunt, it’ll never favour the dog. 

    Damn, is that a parable? You’re giving Old Nollywood energy, and I love it. 

    LOL. That saying means if we continue to allowforeigners to control our narrative, we’ll never get reflected positively. I’m a disciple of Fela; he was all about African consciousness. No matter how we try to be Western, we’ll always be Nigerian. These Nigerian stories are what I’d like to see on my screen — whether or not I’m the one behind them. 

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  • You Should Totally Binge-watch These Kehinde Bankole Movies

    Since her appearance in Super Story, Kehinde Bankole has been consistent on our TV screens with outstanding performances that leave lasting impressions. Whether acting as a zealous single mother or scheming wife, she’s always phenomenal.

    She’s one of the most versatile actresses in the Nigerian movie industry and these movies are proof.

    Sista (2023)

    https://youtu.be/LhDCxb3z4k0

    Released in 2022, the Biodun Stephen-directed picture tells the story of a struggling single mother that fought tooth and nail to protect her children from their absent father when suddenly returned to get their attention. Kehinde Bankole starred as lead character Sistá, alongside reputable actors like Deyemi Okanlawo and Bisola Aiyeola.

    October 1st (2014)

    This Kunle Afolayan’s 2014 blockbuster explored mystery and gender-based violence in a local community. Kehinde Bankole acts as Tawa, an impressive school teacher, beside the late Sadiq Dana, Kayode Olaiya and Ibrahim Chatta.

    Blood Sisters (2022)

    This Ebonylife and Netflix’s production is undoubtedly one of the most talked about Nigerian limited TV series of 2022. Kehinde Bankole plays Yinka, a wife in crime, alongside Gabriel Afolayan, Nancy Isime and Ramsey Nouah.

    Love Castle (2021)

    Kehinde Bankole features as Adetutu in this Desmond Elliot-directed epic alongside Lateef Adedimeji and Halima Abubakar. Although the movie’s primarily about the battle for power, it also explores disability and cultural differences.

    The Set Up 1 & 2 (2019 and 2022)

    Kehinde Bankole teams up with Dakore Akande and Adesua Etomi-Wellington for this crime-thriller Nollywood film. Two ladies work in the underworld in order to survive. This is another action-packed production with stellar performances from Kehinde.

    Prophetess (2021)

    This Niyi Akinmolayan-directed comedy was majorly shot in Ibadan, and it tells a story of a prophetess who predicts football matches and her uncontrollable dabble into betting. It features Kehinde Bankole with other skilled actors like Toyin Abraham, Lateef Adedimeji and Kunle Remi.

    Mama Drama (2020)

    Kehinde Bankole features in this film that explores fertility issues and surrogacy. She acts as a surrogate who fell in love with her client’s husband. In this intense drama, she stars alongside Shaffy Bello, Osas Ighodalo and Kunle Remi.

  • 14 Times Don Jazzy Proved He’s the Master of Hooks & Choruses

    Don Jazzy has been active in music for over two decades. He started in church like many other artists, then picked tungba music before pivoting into pop sounds with African leanings — which helped shape afrobeats.

    Since his early days with the 419 Squad, Don Jazzy has hundreds of music production and vocal credits to his name, highlighting his insane ability to deliver infectious hooks and choruses. But Don Baba J has shown he’s the master of hook and choruses these 14 times in particular.

    Wind Am Well

    Don Jazzy was so mesmerised by booty on Ikechukwu’s street banger back in 2009 that he told the babe to “wind am well” more than 30 times. When he finally found words to say, they were, “Na she start from head to toe, even if popsy call, I no go o.” His charismatic delivery elevated Ikechukwu’s verses and made the song unforgettable.

    Now Is the Time

    Ikechukwu, AKA Killz, linked up with Don Jazzy again on a track off his debut album, The Alliance Reconstructed. It was all red cap chief energy on that hook as he boasted, “Now, it’s time to know who gat the money.”

    Collabo

    “I go sing for you, you go sing for me, collabo,” Don Jazzy sings about his desire to be with his love interest on this P-Square hit from 2014, dropping some Portuguese lines and referencing lines from Tiwa Savage’s Eminado.

    Adaobi

    Also in 2014, his Mavin crew released Adaobi. On this one, Don Jazzy took the chorus and emphatically eulogised Adaobi, a pretty Igbo babe he was eyeing. And once again, he showed he understands the formula to making love songs hit.

    Looku Looku

    Don Jazzy and his former Mavin artists — Reekado Banks, Dr. Sid, Korede Bello, Tiwa Savage, Di’Ja and D’Prince — addressed haters with memorable vibes.

    Jantamanta

    This 2015 song has a four-line chorus. 

    “Jatanmanta, kill and die, kabakaba ah

    Eh, jantamanta, kabakaba.”

    These first two lines though, are so infectious, yet most people have no clue what language Don Jazzy was speaking. However, further research showed he read from a Professor Peller book.

    Gift

    Iyanya was one of the hottest Afrobeats singers in 2015, the year Gift came out. Still, it had to be Don Jazzy on the chorus. Who else could’ve delivered that sexy baritone? 

    Up to Something

    The old Supreme Mavin Dynasty boss started this 2017 jam by telling us to check his melody and not sleep on it. Then made bold statements about his bank account — the type that puts investigators on your tail.

    My Dear

    Another Jazzy chorus masterclass. On this DJ Big N song that also featured Kizz Daniel, the Don expressed his affinity for women. The jam will have you throwing your behind unashamedly while one rich man sprays you money.

    And in case you didn’t know, it’s two days to the biggest party for hot babes in Nigeria. Get your ticket now.

    All Is in Order

    This one will serenade you while Don Jazzy sings that money isn’t a problem and everything has been taken care of. This is what victory over life’s struggles sounded like in 2019. All Is In Order also heralded the coming of Rema and Crayon, who just joined the Mavin crew.

    African Waist

    If Don Jazzy was a hype man, he’d still have a successful career. In this Tiwa Savage cut from 2015, Don Jazzy exclaimed about the African waist and begged to see it shake in five different dance styles.Jazzy walked so Toby Shang and co. could fly.

    Some More

    Modenine’s 2014 album, Above Ground Level was packed with heavyweight features, including Don Jazzy. As a serial woman lover, Jazzy turned the chorus into an ad about his sexual prowess that’d keep women coming back for more. Modenine complemented his sultry bars.

    Safe

    At the peak of COVID-19 in 2020, Don Jazzy and Falz united for social awareness, preaching that people should come together and fight the pandemic.

    Blessings

    Don Baba J channelled his Cherubim and Seraphim roots and took us straight to church when he featured alongside Olamide on Phyno’s Blessings in 2019. It’s advised to wave your white handkerchiefs when dancing to this.


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  • The Ultimate 30+ Guide to Understanding Nigerian Pop Culture

    Keeping up with Nigerian pop culture is hard, no matter how old you are. But for the 30+ community trying to blend in with the youngins, all the new slang, artistes, and concepts can be stressful to navigate. 

    Source: Zikoko Memes

    If you’re 30+ and ready to finesse kids on Blue Ivy’s internet (Blue Ivy is Beyonce’s daughter, by the way), this article is for you. 

    Fireboy and Joeboy are two different boys 

    Source: Zikoko

    These two blew up the same year, have dreadlocks and similar names, so I can’t blame you for the confusion. Why didn’t one of them change the “Boy” in their name to “Man”? 

    Fireboy, Source: Instagram/FireboyDML

    This is Fireboy (DML, if you’re feeling extra spicy), and he’s responsible for hits like Jealous, Champion and Bandana with Asake. 

    Joeboy, Source: Okay Africa

    Meanwhile, Joeboy is responsible for Nobody with Deejay Neptunes and Mr Eazi, Baby and Sip (Alcohol)

    Music videos don’t always have to match their songs

    Remember when P-Square sang Busy Body, a club song, in an actual club? 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqdiULiEJG8

    Or the time Styl Plus sang about a buka and created an animated one because the real Iya Basira was still looking for them? 

    Things have changed for the new generation because music videos these days rarely match the song they’ve been shot for. A forest, masquerades and floral canoes don’t exactly come to mind when you hear a song called Party No Dey Stop. But here we are. 

    Let’s explain what it means to be a baddie, simp or toxic

    Keeping up with internet lingo is so hard we had to create a Twitter dictionary for the masses. But since we didn’t cover “Baddie”, “Simp” or “Toxic”, I’m here to give a quick extramural class. 

    Source: Zikoko Memes

    Baddie is derived from “Bad bitch”. It describes anyone whose fashion, looks, and energy is always on point. Like the legendary philosopher Ice Spice once said, “She a baddie, she know she a ten”. But while baddie is mostly used for women, it’s totally gender-neutral. Men can be baddies too. Ask Drake. 

    Source: Instagram/ChampagnePapi

    You know when you like someone and all rational thoughts exit your brain and you start acting like a mumu? Yes, that’s what it means to be a simp. Simp is a noun and a verb (I stan a multipurpose queen), so you could be a simp or be caught simping over someone who probably saved your number as “Don’t answer, Ikeja.” 

    Source: Zikoko Memes

    Finally, toxic on the internet and in real life aren’t that different. People could either be toxic or have toxic energy, meaning they have bad vibes through and through. These people are usually on the wrong side of every conversation or wicked for no good reason. Avoid toxic people like Nigerian politicians avoid EFCC. 

    Alté isn’t just a genre of music, it’s a lifestyle 

    Source: Mikey Oshai

    I know the last time you attended an alté class in 2018, they told you it was a new genre of music coined from the word “Alternative”. Well, things have changed because alté is pretty much a lifestyle now. From how people dress (very individualistic and Y2K-inspired) to how they pose for pictures. You could literally look at someone and say, “This person is very alté”, and it doesn’t always mean they’re making alté music. 

    These are the correct lyrics to that “Jonah Paran Ran” song 

    This tweet lives rent-free in my head, and honestly, I can’t blame the person — Nigerian lyrics are getting more complicated by the day. Do you know how many words Rema has made up between 2019 and 2023? 

    Anyway, the song’s title is Ijo (Laba Laba), and it’s by Mavin Records singer, Crayon. 

    Happy to be of service.

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    Why is every song on TikTok five times faster than the actual song? 

    You see the patience the older generation had when they listened to six-minute songs? This new TikTok generation doesn’t have that time. 

    Our songs are always around the two-minute mark, and even that’s too long, hence the creation of 30-second sped-up songs. Our attention span has reached an all-time low, and with millions of videos uploaded daily on TikTok, no one has time for songs at their original tempo. Keep it moving. 

    This is not a belt, it’s a skirt, and we have proof 

    Source: Zikoko

    I know what you’re thinking: How does this work as a skirt? I’ll leave this part to Ayra Starr because if there’s one thing sabi girl has taught us, it’s that length is a function of your mind

    These are the faces that’ll determine if a Nollywood movie will slap or not

    Source: Nolly Babes

    Seeing Genevieve Nnaji and Emeka Ike on a Nollywood poster back in the day meant one of two things: It’s either Genevieve was the bad campus girl Emeka was trying to tame or she was the girl Emeka was willing to fight Ernest Obi for. But one thing was certain, these faces meant the film would bang. 

    So who should you look out for now that all your fave old Nollywood actors have become directors, producers and influencers? Let me help you.

    Source: IMDB

    Tobi Bakre — Gangs of Lagos and Brotherhood 

    Source: Instagram/GenovevaUmeh

    Genovevah Umeh — Blood Sisters and Far From Home 

    Source: Instagram/BimboAdemoye

    Bimbo Ademoye — Anikulapo and Sugar Rush 

    Source: Tech Cabal

    Efa Iwara — This Lady Called Life and King of Boys: Return of the King

    Baggy jeans are back—in fact, we’re just copying and pasting looks from the 1990s and 2000s

    Source: RollingstoneUK

    I hope you didn’t throw all your Phat Farm and FUBU jeans away because trust me when I tell you they’re now hot cake on the fashion scene. The new generation of street-style lovers are simply adding a little razzle dazzle to the looks you grew up seeing in music videos on Channel O back in the day. Fashion is more or less a remix at this point with a new rap verse. 

    Vic O and Speed Darlington are not the same, please 

    I will not stand for anyone comparing or mistaking two legends for one another. Vic O walked so that Speed Darlington could run. He’s the rapper responsible for ending Drake and Meek Mill’s beef in 2018 with this banger.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7gwo6ktD7Y

    Meanwhile, Speed Darlington is more famous for his online videos that blur the line between skit and reality. He’s also a rapper in his spare time. 

    QUIZ: How 30+ Are You?

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  • 12 Nollywood Films Gen Zs Will Call “Classics” When They Become Parents

    Sometimes, you don’t know how special a movie is until you look back at it 20 years later, and go, “Omo, this film is a classic.” 

    While it’s easy to talk about the best films of the year, this article is about the movies we’ll look back at a decade from now with a newfound appreciation for just how iconic they are. 

    Eyimofe 

    Eyimofe is about life in Lagos, and it doesn’t glamorise or gloss over the realities of the average Lagosian (who doesn’t have an influential last name, access to funds or connections in the city). It’s the poignant story of two Nigerians and their very different journeys to japa from Nigeria and escape its wahala. I can already picture students studying and writing about this movie when millennials start using walking sticks. 

    The Lost Okoroshi 

    A man wakes up and realises he’s now a masquerade. This is the insane plot that drives Abba T Makama’s The Lost Okoroshi, and as ridiculous as it sounds, he manages to make it work. I refuse to spoil the movie, but watch it with an open mind and you’ll get why generations to come will look back and say, “WTF?” but in a good way. 

    The Wedding Party

    The film that started Nollywood’s obsession with ensemble comedies. A hilarious cast of old and new Nollywood players? Check. Two leads with chemistry so hot they actually married in real life? Check. Sola Sobowale and Ireti Doyle dragging each other? Double check. The Wedding Party was, and still is, THAT GIRL. 

    Lionheart

    Lionheart, Genevieve Nnaji’s love letter to Enugu, is one of the most beautifully shot Nollywood films ever. Genevieve replaces overcomplicated storylines and unnecessary characters with a simple story about a woman willing to do anything (including work with her hilarious but annoying uncle) to ensure her family’s legacy is protected. Lionheart was everything and more. 

    King of Boys 

    A film about a female mob boss who has all the male politicians shook and panicking? Eniola Salami of King of Boys was girl-bossing, gate-keeping and gal-gadot-ing all over a fictional Lagos, and the audience rooted for her all the way. Until someone does a better crime mob project, King of Boys will go down as Nollywood’s The Godfather, and that’s on period. 

    Juju Stories 

    Juju Stories isn’t just a movie but a full-on experience. Divided into three parts, it covers three different scary AF stories that’ll shake you to your core and make you second guess eating yam ever again. A nod to Nollywood’s unhinged juju-inspired films era, this is one horror project people will still talk about years from now. 

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    Isoken 

    You can be a successful woman killing it in all aspects of your life, and everyone will still focus on whether or not you have a marital home to return to. This is the story of Dakore Egbuson’s Isoken. Before Jadesola Osiberu started producing films with bombs and car chase scenes, she made this cute-ass romcom. And it worked so well, it’s still the standard six years later. 

    Up North 

    If you’ve endured life in an NYSC camp in a remote town, then you’d relate to the struggles of Banky W’s Bassey in Up North. Bassey, a proper ajebo, experiences the culture shock of a lifetime when he’s posted to Bauchi and has to get used to life there. Up North shows a different side of northern Nigeria the media has drowned out with negative coverage. 

    The Delivery Boy 

    A suicide bomber has a chance encounter with a prostitute trying to raise money for her brother’s surgery. What could go wrong? The Delivery Boy was one of the best films of 2018, anchored by Jammal Ibrahim’s brilliant performance. His breakout role as Amir makes me wonder why he isn’t in more films. Also, Nollywood needs to make more thrillers about actual social issues.

    Fifty

    Before The Wedding Party or Chief Daddy, there was Fifty, EbonyLife’s first foray into films. It follows the complicated lives of four women turning 50. From infidelity and abuse to having sugar babies, this film was nuanced and intentional, covering many relatable topics. The only issue is they hoped to convince us Dakore Egbuson, Nse Ikpe Etim, Omoni Oboli and Iretiola Doyle were in their 50s back in 2015. How? 

    The Meeting

    Rita Dominic as an Abuja secretary who’s the author and finisher of everyone’s contract-chasing dreams? Inject it.  Even though the central love story between Linda Ejiofor and Femi Jacob’s characters dragged out for too long, Rita Dominic’s performance carries the film like Agege bread from start to finish making it one of Nollywood’s funniest movies of all time. 

    For Maria: Ebun Pataki 

    For Maria: Ebun Pataki saved Nollywood in 2022, when everyone was dragging the industry for another disastrous ensemble comedy. Delving into the rarely spoken about subject of postpartum depression, the film started a serious conversation on and offline.

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  • K-World Amebo Spot: January Edition

    Barely two months into the year, and the K-pop industry is already counting wins. Here’s a rundown of every exciting record-breaking thing that’s happened so far. What did we miss?

    BLACKPINK is the first Asian act to headline Coachella

    BLACKPINK made history in 2019 as the festival’s first female K-pop performers, an indication that a tide was shifting and interest in K-pop was skyrocketing in the west. Now, they’ve been welcomed back. This time, as headliners.  

    7 out of the 10 bestselling albums in the US

    According to a year-end analysis released by Luminate and Billboard last week, seven out of the 10 best-selling CD albums in the United States in 2022 were by K-pop artists — BTS, Tomorrow X Together, Stray Kids, TWICE, Stray Kids, Enhypen and NCT 127. BTS’s Proof was number one, of course.

    Pachinko wins critics choice award for best foreign language series

    Apple TV+’s Korean drama series Pachinko bagged the best foreign language series award at the Critics Choice Awards 2023. It was nominated alongside strong shows like Extraordinary Attorney Woo, 1899, Borgen, Garcia!, The Kingdom Exodus, Kleo, My Brilliant Friend and Tehran.  

    Late actor, Kang’s final movie tops Netflix’s global film charts

    Jung E starring the late actress, Kang Soo-yeon in her final performance, topped Netflix’s global list for four days in a row.

    TWICE is the first Korean winner of Billboard Women in Music Award 

    TWICE, a K-pop girl group, is the first Korean act to receive a Billboard Women in Music Award. The awards recognise the most influential female musicians, creators, producers and executives in the music business in a particular year. TWICE was named Breakthrough Artist on January 30.

    BIGBANG’s Taeyang and BTS’s Jimin’s new digital single

    VIBE was released on the 13th of January by singers from two different generations of K-pop. Any true stan will know how much of a big deal this is.

    TXT announces ACT: SWEET MIRAGE world tour

    A comeback and a tour; TXT is keeping their fans fed this year. On Tuesday (January 17), BIGHIT announced the countries they’ll tour in the first leg. Africa wasn’t included, but “more to come” was, so maybe there’s hope?

    Lee Young Ji wins Show Me The Money

    Yongi is the first woman to win the contest and went home with over ₩100 million ($80k or ₦36.5 million). Former winners of the show are Punchnello, Bobby of iKON and LOCO.


  • If Suffering Was a Sport, These 7 Anime Characters Would Win

    Some anime characters go through a lot to eventually defeat their enemies and stay happy forever. But the ones in this article can’t relate. Overall best in suffering, all of them.

    Kaneki Ken (Tokyo Ghoul)

    Anime fans probably watched Tokyo Ghoul and decided never to go on a date. My bro thought he found love, went on a date and almost got eaten by the babe, who was a ghoul. After almost dying, all his organs were replaced by ghoul organs. Then he had to watch the illusion of his happy home crumble and his friends get tortured. Your hair would turn white too, if you had to go through all he did.


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    Natsuki Subaru (Re: Zero)

    Imagine being transported to a universe that resets every time you reincarnate. Sounds fun, except Subaru always died in the most ridiculously painful ways. He’s been ripped apart by carnivorous bunnies, melted alive; he’s died more than 15 times in the span of hours, and he can’t tell anyone. My guy stays wishing for actual death that never comes. 

    Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan)

    When I first met this character, I wondered why he never smiled, and then, we saw his backstory, and it made sense. Levi lost his mum young, was groomed as a child vigilante and lost many of his friends. Let’s not add that he lives in a flesh-eating Titan-riddled world. 

    Ash Lynx (Banana Fish)

    You know those characters that just go through too much for no reason? That’s Ash. He was abused as a child, involved in the mafia, had to watch his brother get shipped to war then learn he had a mindless death over some stupid drug. As if all those weren’t enough, he also had to witness his friend’s kidnap multiple times, lost his best friend and was imprisoned in a human experimentation hospital. Someone give this guy a hug, abeg. 

    Shiro (Deadman Wonderland)

    Shiro isn’t even a good guy, but she still didn’t have to suffer like that. Imagine thinking you’ve found the perfect family to adopt you, then they start experimenting on you. Anime governments need to be beaten because, what? The constant injections made her body weak, and eventually, her mental state crumbled. All this babe wanted was love, and she got the opposite of it. 

    Akira Fudo (Devilman Crybaby)

    Imagine your best friend was satan. Instead of enjoying his wickedness alone, mans forces you to turn into a demon and makes sure everyone you love gets killed for some weird utopia he wants for the both of you. Anytime you catch your breath, he’s like, “I raise you even more pain”. 

    Special mention: Guts (Beresk)

    Imagine being born from a corpse, your best friend betraying you and being in immense pain and suffering until the day you die. No reincarnation for a better life, just back-to-back shege. On top of all that suffering, mans still went to hell. A1 in suffering for real.


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  • QUIZ: Can You Guess What 2022 Songs These Lyrics Are From?

    This year has particularly been a blast for the Nigerian music industry. And with so many hit singles and albums released by all our faves, we want to see how many of these lyrics can currently match to the song.

  • Just Imagine: if Jujutsu Kaisen Was Set in Nigeria

    I saw this tweet a few days ago:

    And it had me thinking, what if the Jujutsu Kaisen was set in Nigeria instead of Tokyo, Japan? The characters already go through enough as it is. Imagine adding being Nigerian to their problems? 

     Jujutsu Kaisen follows the life of Yuji Itadori as he joins a secret organisation of Jujutsu Sorcerers to eliminate a powerful Curse named Ryomen Sukuna, whom Yuji’s body currently hosts. 

    I re-imagined what Jujutsu Kaisen would be like if it were set in Nigeria.

    Panda would have been a dog or a giant mosquito 

    I mean, if they are picking the animal based on an animal that best represents the country Jujutsu Kaisen is set in, and this being Nigeria, it’s only fitting that either an ekuke named “Bingo” or a mosquito would be our choice. So what if Google says it’s an Eagle? As a Nigerian, you will see more bingos and mosquitoes before ever spotting an Eagle. 


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    The places with the most cursed energy would be government offices and bus stops

    In Jujutsu Kaisen, curses mostly lurk around secondary schools and hospitals, but if Jujutsu Kaisen was set in Nigeria? Every single government office would be full of curses because everyone curses them at least twice daily. As for bus stops, have you seen how people push each other, fight, and try to kill each other to enter danfos? God abeg. 

    It even already looks cursed. 

    Nobara’s weapon would have been a pestle

    Don’t ask me why but it’s just fitting. That babe has the anger of 20 Nigerian mothers, and you’re telling me a hammer would do the job for her? Have you seen a Nigerian woman handle a pestle before? One hit and the stupid curse would start to think about its life. 

    Nanami would have been a banker by day while selling ties on Instagram by night

    Outside writers, Nigerian bankers are the only other people who look like they hate their jobs. But not so much for Nanami. He needs the money so he can buy nice suits. He’d probably also own a tie shop that no one actually patronises, but that won’t matter to him because my man is too busy using them to fight people anyway. 

    Every time Gojo jumps, they’d try to catch him and deliver him

    Gojo would try to defy physics, as usual, flying without needing to leap off buildings and sooner or later, he would get caught. Next thing you know, they’d be shoving buckets of anointing oil down his throat as per evil spirit. 

    Large dimension fight inside traffic

    Usually, when they want to fight demons or curses, they’d go to a large space and open a dimension so people don’t get injured in the real world due to casualties. Where would we find space in this country? Take Lagos, for example. They’d have to  fight in traffic last last. That’s not even something new sha. 

    Legwork in dashiki in the end scene

    Everyone loves the Jujutsu Kaisen lost in paradise end theme, but if this anime was set in Nigeria? Legwork straight and football jersey tops or dashiki. Asake would also somehow sing the theme song. 

    Their school uniform would be khaki, and check

    One super cool thing about Jujutsu Kaisen is the school uniform. Every student has a unique way they wear theirs but individualism in a Nigerian school? Come off it, please. All of them, from Gojo to Itadori, would wear different colours of check shirts and brown Khaki pants made from the weakest material known to man. 

    The school probably wouldn’t even exist because where’s the profit on top people that want to kill you for helping them?

    Jujutsu sorcerers are a part of a secret organisation, so they don’t get paid. Unfortunately, that won’t work in Nigeria because how would they risk their lives to save people while still needing to be protected from the people they went to save? Hell, the Lagos government would make them pay flying tax and exorcism tax until they closed the school last last.


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  • QUIZ: Only Real Jujutsu Kaisen Fans Can Score 5/10 on This Quiz

    You can only call yourself a Jujutsu Kaisen fan after you’ve answered these ten questions correctly.

  • These 7 K-dramas Will Make You Need Deliverance

    Korean writers are very popular for their romantic movies, but their horror dramas are so criminally underrated — and to be honest, I get why. The writers wrap them up like nice, funny, bright films And until you find yourself paralysed on your seat, your brain won’t register that you’ve been watching horror. Watch all seven of these at your own risk oh. 

    All of Us Are Dead (2022) 

    All of Us Are Dead is not a conventional zombie movie. It is unusually bright for a show with that many gory scenes and multiple jumpscares. It follows a group of secondary school students stuck in school which becomes ground zero for a violent  zombie apocalypse.  

    Every time these kids fight for their lives against the super strong and constantly mutating zombies, your heart will be stuck in your mouth. But that’s what you like, right? Enjoy. 

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    The Cursed (2020) 

    The Cursed revolves around a successful IT company called Forest. Usually, rich companies like these in K-drama just means someone is killing all the owners’ enemies like ants. But the chairman of Forest, Jin Jong-Hyun decided to take it up a notch by using diabolical means. Since it’s one day for the thief and another for the owner, naturally, Forest gets involved in a huge case and a reporter,  Im Jin-Hee risks her life to unravel the mystery behind the case. 

    Goedam (2020) 

    Goedam is a Netflix horror anthology series comprising a collection of short dramas, with eight episodes in total.

    Each episode follows a new plot with different characters, and they’ll all make you do the sign the cross if you watch them late at night. Careful though, episodes one, two and six may give you heart attacks. 

    Sweet Home (2020) 

    Sweet Home is a sublime balance of horror and thriller. It’s also one of the most popular Korean horror dramas on Netflix. The main character Cha Hyun-soo is a secondary school student who becomes an orphan overnight after his family dies in a car accident. Naturally, he wants to commit suicide and moves to an odd building where he can do that undisturbed, but then strange things start happening among the residents. He somehow finds himself fighting for his life amongst other residents battling humans who have been turned into monsters. It’s survival of the fittest in these streets and a gripping take on the monster genre. 

    Strangers From Hell (2019) 

    The moment a TV series starts in a cheap-ass residential area, you know to expect the worst. 

    Desperate for a job, Yoon Jong-woo moves to Seoul from the comfort of his home in the countryside. He soon realises that he can’t afford to live in Seoul, so he moves to Goshiwon. The amenities and living conditions of the building he chooses are horrible, but he tries to endure till he gets a job.  

    Even worse than the building are his neighbours, each with their own secrets and eccentric behaviours. Across the 10 episodes, we learn exactly what those secrets are. Strangers From Hell isn’t scary, but the psychological thriller will leave you on the edge of your seat. Stay alert while watching this; nothing will prepare you for the end. 

    Kingdom (2019) 

    For fans of dramas set in the Joseon era, you’d be amused to see how Kingdom weaves historical drama elements with a zombie apocalypse.

    This drama follows Lee Chang, the crown prince, who discovers the outbreak of a mysterious disease. He goes on a mission to find the royal physician who might know something about the outbreak. But instead, he finds someone who worked alongside the royal physician. 

    The tension in this drama comes from watching people fight for their lives in an era with medieval weaponry. 

    Nightmare High (2016) 

    Set in a private high school in Korea, Nightmare High revolves around several unexplained incidents that occur after Han Bong-goo, the new homeroom teacher, shows up.

    Usually, a teacher is a nightmare because they’re giving too many assignments, but this man chooses a different way to terrorise his students, bringing all their nightmares to life, and kids begin to go missing. But no one notices until the class president points it out. The most unsettling experience for me was seeing a group of high school students obediently listen to a teacher. In what world is it possible to have such control over teenagers? 

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  • Everybody Likes Lee Min Ho, but in 2022? Come On

    Lee Min Ho is a world-famous A-list Korean actor who rose to stardom for his role as Gu Jun Pyo in Boys over Flowers. He’s also incredibly handsome, funny and down-to-earth (based on his interviews). But here’s the thing. He’s not a great actor. He actually kind of sucks. There, I said it.

    Everyone and their mums had a crush on Lee Min Ho that year. You know, when Boys over Flowers was the most incredible love story and The Heirs was like a richer sequel? When the side swoop of his hair in City Hunter acted more than him the entire show? Yeah, that year, because we watched them all at once, even though these series had been out years before, but welcome to pre-Netflix Nigeria. 

    Lee Min Ho is a pretty big deal In the Nigerian K-drama scene. It’s impossible not to know this man even if you live under a rock. And now, you’re wondering, so what’s the problem? Why shouldn’t I be watching him, then?

    Here’s the thing. To be an actor, you need to be able to ACT. Lee Min Ho is not very famous for his acting. Over half of the awards he’s received throughout his career are popularity or fan-voted awards, not acting awards. 

    For as long as I’ve watched K-dramas, this man has played the rich, stylish and charming boy perfectly, and before you say, “But what about Gangnam Blues? He was poor there,” I’m sorry, he looked like he was just cosplaying poverty. It’s like Patience Ozokwor playing a nice person in a movie. It’s suspicious. 

    This man looked like he hadn’t eaten in years , but I could still see the “rich” in his eyes. Sometimes, when you’re big, you’re big, and there’s nothing you can do about that. 

    Unfortunately for him, you can’t have range as an actor when you constantly look like you’re playing the same role. If I take a screenshot of every drama he’s been in side by side, he has only three expressions: 

    Too rich for peasants

    More handsomely annoyed than humanly possible

    In love but the “hard guy” version

    Funny enough, all these things you think I’m complaining about are precisely why I love him. Do you know how powerful you have to be for people not to know what you look like yet still know your name? Lord knows how many relationships he’s scattered just because one babe posted him more than her man. 

    You too, look at the material. How do you compete with this?

    Back then, if your babe only watched K-dramas he starred in, sorry to inform you, but you were in that relationship alone. 

    Now it’s 2022, and there’s no reason anyone should watch K-dramas because of this man. Don’t get me wrong, he has his moments; in a drama with 20 episodes, there’s always that one episode he gives his all. But he’s like if RMD doesn’t physically age and has no acting skill. He’s so much older now and deserves more mature roles.

    I’m not saying he doesn’t have good older works. He starred in some of my favourite comfort dramas: City Hunter, which also solidified Park Min Young’s role as the romance drama IT girl for me; Mackerel Run, which is old but pure high school drama gold; The Heirs because, come on, he acted for his last 2k with that series; and The Legend of the Blue Sea because a funny, stupid, rich Lee Min Ho character? Inject it.

    All I’m saying is when you leave grapes for a while, you get fantastic wine. Just look at what he did with Pachinko after taking a break from acting for a while. It might not be the best 2022 drama, but it was something. Something different. 

    Now, I’m not the type to take away your drug of choice without offering sustainable solutions, so here are five actors you can replace him with until his next great drama.


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    Son Suk Ku

    This man has the whole “sad, rich boy that melts your heart” look going for him. He recently had his first lead role as an alcoholic who falls in love with a woman and tries to change in My Liberation Notes. You don’t want to be late to his stan train, so take my word on this. 

     Nam Joo Hyuk

    If you saw Twenty Five, Twenty One, do I even need to defend this? All that crying, longing and that smile, and you’re still not sold? Something about the way he delivers his lines makes you wonder if he knows he’s supposed to be acting. That’s a little too real for me, and now, I have to plan our wedding.

    Kim Young Dae

    It’s one thing to be funny and another to look good while being funny. Kim Young Dae has mastered both. Especially in his role as a hotshot actor in Shooting. There aren’t that many movies in which he wasn’t playing himself or a guest actor, but after this role, the only way is up, please.  


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    Rowoon

    Before we talk about how his suit was a paid actor in the fantasy series “Tomorrow,” seeing him try to save people others thought were irredeemable was emotional, and no one else could’ve done it. Why? Because I said so. Plus, the man can sing. It doesn’t get more charming than this.  

    Lee Jong Suk

    If you’ve watched K-dramas long enough, you should know him from Romance Is a Bonus Book, While You Were Sleeping, I Hear Your Voice and Pinocchio. All he does is pick good roles and execute them flawlessly, so if you like your actors a little old but still young, watch Big Mouth to see why he made the list. 

    I picked these five because they each have qualities I like in Lee Min Ho, on and off screen. They’re charming but not rude, look good in a suit, and have range, unlike Lee Min Ho.

    At this point, he’s a K-drama deity who’s done a great job of pushing the K-drama agenda. What’s a popular K-drama list without at least two of his movies? His audience is growing and changing, and so many younger and stronger actors are coming up every day. I’d hate to see him left behind. 

    I want to see him be a bad guy, the type who makes you want to drag your hair out. I want to see him play a dad too. I’m not even asking for too much. I just want to be able to have arguments other than “All he plays is a rich boy”. What do you think? 

    In the end, this is a twisted love letter to an actor who’ll forever be one of my favourites and the dramas that made me fall in love with K-dramas.


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  • The Most Iconic Lines From 2022 K-Dramas So Far

    K-drama fans don’t ask for too much. All we want is a show that’ll ruin us in the best ways. The 2022 dramas have delivered and left no crumbs. Some made us laugh; most made us cry. 

    A couple dared to end in a cliffhanger. Some gave us happy endings. But most of all, they gave us these iconic lines we won’t forget anytime soon.

    My Liberation Notes

    “I will not pretend to be happy. I will not pretend to be unhappy. I will be honest.” – The Liberation Club

    “Life is a series of embarrassments. It’s embarrassing from the moment you’re born. You are born naked.” – Chang Hee

    “I want to feel whole for once. So, worship me.” – Mi-jeong

    My Liberation Notes tells the story of three siblings and a stranger who want to be liberated from their unfulfilling lives. To watch this drama, just have your pack of tissues ready because the characters’ struggles are way too relatable.


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    Business Proposal

    “In my eyes, Ha-ri is the prettiest there is.” – Kang Taemoo

    “Do you know what my love for you and this credit card have in common? They both have no limit.” – Kang Taemoo

    “You know I have no chingu!” – Yoo-jung

    This is probably the cheesiest 2022 drama so far, and we love it like that. It has all our favourite K-drama tropes, from being in a fake relationship to kissing under that damn yellow umbrella. If you haven’t already seen it, just start saying “God when” before you do. 

    Our Blues

    “There is one thing we must remember in our lifetime. We weren’t born in this world to suffer or feel miserable. We were born to be happy.” – Our Blues

    “If your depression kicks in and things turn pitch black, call me. Try your best to live.” – Dong Seok

    “I had never resented her in my lifetime. I just wanted to embrace and reconcile with her. I just wanted to hug her for a very long time and cry as much as I wanted.” – Dong Seok

    One thing Koreans will do is accurately portray mental health struggles and encourage finding and holding your community close. In the softest way, this drama touched on the complexities of being human. If you see any drama this year, let it be this one. 

    Twenty Five – Twenty One

    “You are by far the most experienced fencer when it comes to losing. Those losses were blocks to build yourself stairs leading up. Think about it. Now you’ve got the highest staircase. Take your time to climb it and take whatever you want.” – Back Yijin

    “That summer was ours to keep.” – Na Heedo

    “We’re lovers only during the good times, and a burden to each other in the bad times.” – Na Heedo

    “I love you. I don’t need a rainbow.” – Back Yijin

    I don’t know a world where a reporter and a fencer can’t be together, but Baek Yi-Jin and Na Heedo made it possible in this show. I’m not here to fight today sha. Koreans have perfected the art of making you long for an era you probably weren’t born in and friendship circles you can’t be a part of. Don’t be scared when you get interested in fencing after watching this show. It’s just that good. 

    Tomorrow

    “It’s amazing how our pets always wait for us when human relationships are never absolute, not even between parents and children.” – Mr. Lim

    “The choice you made in your youth was honourable. You have lost so much. Yet you have protected many lives and brought about the world of today.” – Director

    “All the people you saved, they’re living good lives. So why are you so unhappy?” – Choi Junwoong

    “It is the final cry for help from those who wish to live more than anyone else.” – Koo Ryeon

    No matter how prepared you are, this drama will find a way to break your heart, and it’s expected because there’s no easy way to talk about suicide. You’ll cry for the dying dog, the old man who felt he’d lived a worthless life but, most importantly, you’ll learn to handle situations like these better. Good luck. 

    The Sound of Magic

    “Now, I see that this entire time, it wasn’t money that was pushing me over the edge, but the grown-ups.” – Yoon Ah-yi

    “I want to be a grown-up, so immature adults no longer have any control over my life.” – Yoon Ah-yi

    The Sound of Magic is an excellent drama about a high school student, Yoon A-Yi, who was abandoned by both parents and forced to grow up way too soon. In a life where she has no good days, what happens when a magician promises to make her problems disappear if she can believe in magic.  

    Alchemy Of Souls

    “You are the king’s star who has been granted the power of the sky. This is not your end, Jang Uk.” – Master Lee

    “Master, you have returned to being just Mudeok.” – Jang Uk

    “I do not mind since we are together.” – Mudeok/Naksu

    “It is written here: I will go this far just to see you. I can do anything if it means being able to see you. And this is my reply: I also missed you.” – Jang Uk

    “Ye Doryeonnim” meaning : yes young master.  – Mudeok/Naksu

    Do you even watch K-drama if you didn’t “Ye Doryeonnim” in Mudeok’s voice? This drama changed my opinion of Korean fantasy dramas. From the acting to the stunning visuals, it was all hits and no misses. You still have time to catch up before the next season in December. 

    Extraordinary Attorney Woo

    “What’s your baptismal name? Mine is Gabriel.” – Attorney Kwon

    “Mine is Jennie.” – Choi Suyeon

    “What is Jennie? Are you the saint of BLACKPINK?” – Attorney Kwon

    “First, children must play immediately. Second, children must be healthy immediately. Third, children must be happy immediately. Children have to play right now. Later is too late. It’s too late after getting into university, after getting a job, and after getting married. Playing with marbles, tag, red rover, double dutch. Later is too late. In a life full of anxiety, it’ll be too late to find the only way to happiness.” – Bang Gu Ppong

    “I want to be on the same side as you, Attorney Woo. I want an attorney like you to be on my side.” – Junho

    “Woo to the young to the woo.”- Dong Geu-rami

    You’re uncultured if someone walks up to you and says, “Woo to the young to the woo”, and you don’t do the whole dance. This show took us on a journey, exploring life and the courtroom through the lens of our favourite autistic lawyer, Woo Young-woo. 


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  • The 7 K-drama Shows That Should Be on Your Watchlist This September

    Are you in a K-drama slump because Alchemy of Souls ended, and you don’t know what to watch next? Well, here are seven K-drama shows you should catch up on this September. 

    The Law Cafe

    First of all, it’s a Lee Seung-gi drama. Come on; it’s going to be good. The story follows Jeong Ho, a former genius prosecutor and current owner of the building where Yu Ri, a lawyer who recently quit her job, now runs a cafe. Of course, she just had to be a former friend of his. I’m expecting meddlesome behavior and plenty romanz. 


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    Little Women

    Forget every other story you know about the famous Little Women story This show is already shaping up to be the next best thing with a storyline completely different from the original Little Women. It’s about three sisters who have formed a close bond while growing up in poverty. No, because these girls from the trenchiest trenches stumble into an incident involving the wealthiest family in the country. Expect drama overdose. 

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    Once Upon a Small Town

    I just know this K-drama will give an Our Blues vibe but happier abeg. It’s a simple story about a man who moves from Seoul to Heedong Village and meets a countryside policewoman. The show will depict the happiness and sorrows of the people of the Village. If you’re a K-pop fan, you might enjoy seeing Joy from Red Velvet in leading roles.

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    Blind 

    After seeing Ok Taec-yeon in Vincenzo act as a highly psychopathic wealthy heir to a pharmaceutical company, I know it’ll be nice to see him play a good detective this time. Taec-Yeon plays detective Ryu Sung Joon. With his judge brother Ryu Sung Hoon and Jo Eun Ki, a social worker, he becomes involved in a serial murder case involving jury members as the victims. The three work hard to uncover the truth behind the deaths when it seems like the world is willing to turn a blind eye. Set your reminder cause Blind drops on September 16th.

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    Love in Contract

    Where are all my romance lovers? This one is for you. Our rom-com queen Park Min Young has done it again. Love in Contract is set to release on September 21st and follows the life of Choi Sang-eun, who helps people by pretending to be their fake wives at social events. What could possibly go wrong?

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    One Dollar Lawyer

    Don’t overthink which show you’ll have to drop to watch this one, just look at the title. K-dramas keep giving us back-to-back legal dramas, and I can’t even complain. Cheon Ji Hun is a lawyer who charges only 1,000 won ( approximately $1) — for his services which involve helping people fight against rich and powerful people and their expensive lawyers. It can’t get more badass than this. 

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    The Golden Spoon

    If you were born poor and found a magic golden spoon which could exchange your wretched background with a friend born into a wealthy family, would you use it? That’s what happened to Seung Cheon, a child born into a low-income family. He switches lives with his rich friend and gets a taste of wealth. But will he go back? You’ll have to wait till September 23rd to find out. 

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  • Haircuts You Can Copy From Anime Characters

    With everyone rocking the same hairstyles these days, wouldn’t it be so great to stand out? So what if your hair stylist can’t pull off the styles on this list? That’s not the point. The point’s you’ll stand out, and that’s all that mattress. Don’t thank us just yet!

    Sunny’s look from Torioko

    No, tell me that this lewk is not achievable. Is hair dye expensive? Yes, will all your family members deny you outside? Also, yes, but you’ll look so original with your alté aesthetic. If you’re an ally for queer people, what’s wearing the rainbow on your head to you? Talk Valentina!


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    Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo From Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

    I know you might be thinking, what’s so special about a blonde afro? Well, this man’s hair is made of 24-karat gold. If you have that kind of gold, have you not made it? Just go to your mother’s dressing table, melt as many of her gold chains as possible, and carry them on your head. The best part is that no-one can even steal it because it’s on your head. 

    Umemiya’s rolls from Shaman King

    Since all the styles from before the internet age are back in vogue, this should be a breeze. Just comb your hair up, look for a big hair roller and wrap your head around it like ₦2k shawarma. Add pins to keep it together, and you’re good to go. A trend setter, fashion extraordinaire. 

    Iris from Pokemon

    Remember those days when your mum would pack your hair in a tight bun, and it’ll get loose because you kept touching it? That’s what this look is giving but with effortless styling that doubles as a pocket to hide things. Do you know the amount of food you can sneak in on an plane with hair like that? 

    Kenpachi’s look from Bleach

    Imagine entering danfo with this look? The conductor will charge you extra for looking so fly! If your hair is not long enough, don’t worry, I got you. Remember how we used to wrap biscuit nylons into cones as kids? Do as many as possible, then take glue and stick it on your head. You can paint to your desired colour, and voila, a walking chuku ckuku.

     Yasuhiro’s locs from Danganronpa

    If you people don’t rush this one, as a loc-head, I will beat you to it. Imagine walking around like this? People would be afraid to touch you because how did you do it? Your gel budget might be through the roof, but anything to look fly. Samson no do reach this one. 


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    Goku’s hair from Dragon Ball

    Quick question, how do you feel about becoming the poster child for the “Black kids with blonde hair” search results? Take inspo from the Velaryon family in House of the Dragon and see that it bangs. Relax your hair and bleach it and there you go! If you like, you can tie blonde hair extensions to your hair for length. There’s beauty in this life, but your beauty with this hairstyle will be discovery. 

    Franky from One Piece

    Wow, look at this hair! If police stop you in traffic, you can just transform your hair into a cannon. I love it. You would be untouchable. You’d also be single because, come on, you can’t have your cake and eat it. No one will want to compete with your hair for attention. 

    Saitama from One-Punch Man

    You know your hairstyle is that bitch when it ensures you’re added to the will. Imagine visiting your dad with a haircut like this in an age where everyone’s keeping an afro or locking their hair. He’d be so proud. This hair shows that you’re ready to own a sienna, prepared to wear a green shirt and purple trousers to your banker job and beg interns for their food. Indeed, a mark of good home training. You can’t go wrong with a good skin cut. 


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