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  • These Anny Robert Pictures Show Nigerian Excellence 

    Anny Robert takes pictures that tell diverse stories, and Johnnie Walker makes the smoothest whiskey, so it’s no surprise that they came together to take us on a soulful journey that captures the beauty of Nigerian culture at The Confluence exhibition. From iconic looks to the Nigerian spirit that simply shines off these images, here are our favourite pictures from the exhibition.

    Title: Coronation

    Three become one when the kingdom become their bond

    We’re all kings and queens of the land and the kingdom is our crown — our unifying element. Make of this what you will.

    Title: The Anchor

    You’re stayed by the stories of your heritage

    Do you see the baddie in her crown? It’s the resting [redacted] face for us. She’s giving water goddess that no one should even think of trying, because her squad would take you down.

    Title: Culture Inertia

    Go back to where you began, long before your birth in this time

    We’re not even going to lie, we saw this and had to pause for a minute. It’s a loaded photo, for sure, especially when you think about how it charges us to think about home.  

    Title: We are here now

    Love flourishes beyond the boundaries of tribes

    We’re in awe of this one. The past doesn’t matter much. We are here now, united by love.

    Title: Metamorphosis of Identity

    Regaining the self begins from within

    Have you ever thought about who you are and what where you’re from make you. Only you can answer these questions, and it leads to a journey of self-discover. The deep reflection aside, this is a fun photo.

    Title: Mr Perfect

    A crown prepared for royalty, will seldom fit the unprepared.

    Only one question to ask here; are you ready to be royalty?

    Title: The Confluence

    Only in unity, shall the spirits know their God

    The unity theme shines through here too. Who we pray to is not as important as praying in one voice.

    Title: Dusk in Abak

    Remember your creator in the cool of the evening

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    Not only are these pictures breath taking, but we love the way they merge the Nigerian culture of old with the present, from the traditional dancers in their ballet shoes,  to the idan with his glass of Johnny Walker whiskey, Anny Robert has outdone himself once more. 

  • What to Do With Your Hands When Posing for Pictures

    The question on everyone’s mind when they’re getting their pictures taken is, “What should I do with my hands?” Never fear, best in photography and posing activities, Zikoko, is here to save the day. 

    Put your hands on your head

    This way, your hands aren’t only occupied, but you’ll look like what you’re going through. Let everyone see the picture and know the case is critical and you need help.

    Make the sign of the cross

    You have to protect yourself from all your village people. Who knows which evil spirit or eyes are looking at your picture? The sign will ward off the bad energy. 

    Do as if you’re praying

    Put your hands together in front of you. It’s so God doesn’t harshly judge the souls of those who’ll commit sin in their hearts once they see your pictures. 

    Put your hands on your waist 

    Remember when we used to put our hands on our waist to take pictures as children? Well, maybe it’s time we brought it back. You’ll reconnect with your inner child and keep your hands busy. 

    Pull your ears

    Not only does this prove you’re invested in finally hearing word, but it gives your face a unique structure.

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    Put a finger in your mouth

    Channel your inner Nollywood bad gyal and bite your finger. If it doesn’t feel good enough, bite the whole hand. Don’t let anyone stop you from living your best life.

    Plug your ears 

    You won’t hear anything the haters say about your drip.  

    Leave them by your side 

    Instead of thinking of which poses will work well with your outfit, lighting and angles, just leave the hands by your side. It’s a little serious, but it’ll never go out of style. 

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    Starting next week (January 31st, 2023)
  • 6 Pictures Tricks To Make People Think You’re Attractive

    1) Take the picture in the sun

    Not only will you able to put #SunKissed in the caption, but people will also be too focused on the illusion of flawlessness intense sunlight gives the skin in photos.

    2) Take the picture from below for full pictures

    Especially if you’re short. It makes you look taller.

    3) Take a picture with a more attractive person.

    People will be too focused on their beauty to notice your ugliness. And you still get points because it technically is your picture.

    4) Find a beautiful background for your picture.

    Everyone will be too focused on it to give a shit about you.

    5) Intentionally make a bad face.

    So people will think that you’re ugly…on purpose.

    6) Use a black and white filter.

    Everything looks good in black and white. Why not you?

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  • 10 Times Bobrisky Memes Perfectly Described Nigerian Life

    1. When life wants to stress you out.

    2. You, when you finally hit that sugar daddy jackpot.

    https://twitter.com/hvli__/status/868553314065166337

    3. This one is for all the people that lack home training.

    4. A summary of the Nigerian dream.

    5. The perfect response to oversabi people that won’t mind their business.

    https://twitter.com/tamilore_b/status/859107623483867137

    6. When life is coming at you fast but you can’t be bothered.

    https://twitter.com/comedyandtruth/status/858158907163889664

    7. Nigerians can relate to this tweet.

    8. When a poor man is trying to toast you.

    9. You, when your Nigerian parents ask why you’re always broke.

    10. Fine people, every time they see a reflection of themselves.

    https://twitter.com/Mojss_A/status/870045809626296324
  • Beyonce Is Serving Some Serious Pregnancy Slay In These Stunning Pictures
    Everyone is still going gaga over the artiste’s pregnancy announcement on her Instagram. Now the internet has blessed us with these pictures of Beyonce’s stunning pregnancy shoot.

    2. She’s too beautiful, really.

    3. And Blue Ivy, the big sister, is not missing the action!

    4. Queen of land and queen of sea

    5. Only Beyonce would stunt like this while pregnant with twins.

    6. Hope you pregnant people are learning work?

    7. Mama twins of life!

    8. Pregnant or not, her own is just to slay!

  • Two years ago, talented Nigerian photographer and artist, Ike Ude, moved back  to the country and of course, he was captivated by the awesomeness that is Nollywood-the 2nd largest film industry in the world.

    In October of that same year (2014), he photographed and created stunning portraits of Nollywood actors, producers and directors, in a beautiful photo series aimed at celebrating the beauty of Nollywood

    This amazing work of art, ‘Nollywood Portraits: A Radical Beauty’, has gained recognition and will be showcased at the Museum of Contemporary Photography at Columbia College Chicago from October 20th of October to the 23rd of December.

    It’s amazing how Nollywood is gradually receiving all the recognition and exposure it deserves.

    You can watch his campaign video for the exhibition here.
  • 1. Ozumba Mbadiwe Road never looked prettier.

    2. Kudirat Abiola Way without the heavy traffic.

    3. The beautiful intersection of Falomo Bridge and Ozumba Mbadiwe Road.

    4. The endless Gbagada express way.

    5. This posh view of Kingsway Road, Ikoyi.

    6. Our beautiful National Theatre, standing tall on its own.

    7. This refreshing view of la Campagne Tropicana.

    8. The ever-busy Adetokunbo Ademola Way in VI.

    9. The famous Lekki Toll Gate.

    10. Intercontinental Towers and 1004 estate buildings looking over Akin Adesola Street.

  • Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Laughing Out Loud?

    1. Google maps and Nigeria:

    2. This I-Just-Got-Back:

    https://twitter.com/Ralph_Lewis/status/241160101002637312

    3. Our favorite pastor:

    https://twitter.com/3HunnanSosa/status/597179043235106818

    4. When greener pastures are calling.

    https://twitter.com/El_swaGz/status/728239491962523648

    5. This tweet about the generous Aunty Linda:

    6. The Nigerian tailor wahala:

    7. This one about Nigerian mothers:

    8. The jollof wars:

    9. The only excuse for “protecting” a Nokia phone:

    10. This flawless humble-brag:

    https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/730386633900605441

    11. This one about cocaine:

    https://twitter.com/Cuntosaur/status/727221008243916800

    12. The one about motivational speakers:

    https://twitter.com/_Lolu/status/666347614527426560

    13. This near death experience:

    14. This one about travelling with your parents:

    https://twitter.com/ItsBollyLomo/status/493826793699565569

    15. The deceit:

    https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/726689179325878272
  • 17 Pictures That Will Only Make Sense To People Who Grew Up In Nigeria

    1. This picture you’ll only get if you helped in the kitchen.

    If you don’t get it, we can’t epp you.

    2. This insult we all fell for the first time.

    “I be monkey before before.”

    3. The fear this struck in our hearts.

    Hay God!

    4. This picture that will take you right back to primary school.

    “Ah! So you killed your sister.”

    5. This game we built ourselves

    Just get one fat Tiger battery and a biro cover.

    6. The ultimate school shoe.

    The strongest.

    7. The candy of life.

    Sigh! We miss it and P’tit and Goody Goody.

    8. The toy that never lasted.

    After that ball disappears, it’s all over.

    9. The show we all watched.

    What even happened to Binta sef?

    10. The Nigerian parent’s cure to everything.

    If the sickness was too strong they’d just add paracetamol.

    11. The realest water bottle ever made.

    People that had them were always stingy sha.

    12. The sandals we all wanted.

    Only for the big boys that time.

    13. The ultimate battery killer.

    Tiger batteries suffered in our hands sha.

    14. The biggest enemy of progress.

    This book that could make you run mad.

    15. The only friend we had when NEPA was being NEPA.

    Rechargable Lamp + Radio + Casette Player = THE BEST!

    16. The realest radio ever made.

    Palito was EVERYTHING!

    17. The one and only way into secondary school.

    Ugo C. Ugo!!!
  • 19 Pictures Guaranteed To Make Any Nigerian Laugh Out Loud

    1. The one about Nigerian fathers

    Every. Nigerian. Father.

    2. The one about Nigerian mothers

    Sorry ma!

    3. The one about watching TV with your parents

    Hay God!

    4. This picture of fear

    Just disappear.

    5. This catering menu

    They did not born you well to misspell Jollof rice.

    6. The one about side chicks

    Real friends.

    7. The one about Buhari

    Well…

    8. The one about GEJ

    At least he is trying.

    9. The one about our exchange rate

    The pain.

    10. The one about a child’s ticket

    You can’t argue with that.

    11. This gym

    This is the most Nigerian thing ever.

    12. The one about church

    Every Nigerian mother.

    13. The typical Nigerian aunty

    Amebo is in their blood.

    14. This architect that has a lot of explaining to do

    Maybe they did not pay him his balance.

    15. The one about washing dishes

    Unless you will help me wash it just save it, biko.

    16. The real use of the head

    Is it a lie though?

    17. The one about finding love

    You want to kill your mother?

    18. This unofficial reason all Nigerian parents have children

    The worst.

    19. This serious prayer point

    Oya, start praying.
  • Looking At These 11 Pictures Will Play Tricks On Your Mind

    Whoever said pictures never lie definitely does not live in this century.

    Instagram’s official account on the app has a tradition of engaging their followers by throwing creative photo challenges with various hashtags.

    These 11 photos were taken with the aim of creating an optical illusion by simply placing objects or people in different positions and taking the photos from various perspectives.

    1. This cactus plant with human arms.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCZQA4hQab/?tagged=whpeyetricks

    2. The grooming of this giant dog.

    3. Hanging off a cliff with a friend.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCRANuhQdO/?taken-by=instagram

    4. How to put bae in your hands and give them a kiss.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BC8-v3KhQSw/?taken-by=instagram

    5. When a cute ballerina wears a flower tutu skirt.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BC9KqT4BQUt/?taken-by=instagram

    6. This levitating basketball.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDC6dmloe1V/?tagged=whpeyetricks

    7. This giant human crushing finger.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BC9i_5JhQXj/?taken-by=instagram

    8. Beware of the giant T-rex dinosaur.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BC1E9R9hQZO/?taken-by=instagram

    9. Hanging on the edge for your dear life.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCWyfCFj-Z/?tagged=whpeyetricks

    10. Happy tiny humans on a can of potato chips.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCJobQDo5c/?tagged=whpeyetricks

    11. How many girls can you see in this picture?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCrKXu7hQSx/?taken-by=instagram

    We can’t wait for our talented African photographers to join in this challenge and blow our minds.

  • See, these pictures will tell you two things. One, not all famous people were as adorable and hot as they are now – no one is. And two, hard work pays.
    Look at them:

    Yemi Alade

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    Is that..? No. It was World Costume Day in the Geography Department at the University of Lagos.

    Davido

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    Look at those chubby cheeks!

    Don Jazzy

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    We’re totally digging the pose.

    Skales

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    Wizkid in the background. Back in the days.

    Dr Sid

    He doesn’t look all that different.

    Seyi Shay

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    Still cute.

    Basketmouth and Tuface Idibia

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    Not that different, either.

    Tunde Demuren and Banky W

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    That hand gesture on Banky. *facepalm*

    Richard Mofe Damijo

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    Totally adorable.

    D’Prince

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    My personal favorite.

    Genevieve Nnaji

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    Is it really a throwback if she’s just as beautiful as now?

    MoCheddah

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    APC! Change!!

    Ice Prince

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    His swagger was so uncool.

    Nse Ikpe Etim

    nse-ikpe

    Say what you want. She still slayed.

    P Square

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    Personally…

    Ramsey Noah

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    The hotness is strong with this one.

    Tunde Ednut and Dbanj

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    I can’t.

    Olamide

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    Baddo..sneh!

    Tiwa Savage

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    Such a cutie..

    Tonto Dikeh

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    Still can’t.

    Wizkid and Tania

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    Transformation Thursday.

     

    What do you think of these throwback photos?

  • 14 Beautiful Pictures Of Northern Nigeria The Media Never Shows You
    Over the past decade, whenever a news story on Northern Nigeria is released, it almost always features  images of Boko Haram’s destruction or images highlighting poverty and extremity. But there is so much beauty that the media just doesn’t show us and these images captured by  Editi Effiòng prove that Northern Nigeria just might be the most underrated tourist location for travel lovers. Check out some of Editi’s shots below.

    The absolute beauty of Gubi Lake in Bauchi.

    This perfect picture of the game trail at Yankari National Park that captured butterflies basking in the sunlight.

    This picture taken underwater at the Wikki warm spring that shows it’s possible for Nigerian waters to be clean, clear and blue.

    This serene shot of Wikki warm spring.

    Blue sky and blue water at Gubi lake in Bauchi.

    This image that beautifully captured the vegetation and mountains at Dass, Bauchi.

    The picturesque landscape at Fufore, Adamawa.

    The heart-stopping sunset in Bauchi.

    The architecture of the 2nd Babban Gwani in history, built in 1869 for the Emir of Bauchi.

    More stunning shots of Gubi Lake.

    This breathtaking view.

    This image that captures the true definition of untamed wild beauty.

    The sky at Dass in Bauchi after a night of rainfall.

    So, thinking of planning a holiday? Maybe Northern Nigeria isn’t such a bad idea.

    All images by Editi Effiòng.