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  • All The Times Nigerians Hilariously Trolled Daddy Bubu’s Phone Calls

    As we all know, Nigeria’s travelling president, Daddy Bubu, has been on vacation for over a month now- as per, he can’t come and kill himself over Nigeria’s wahala jare.

    Apparently, Daddy PMB been calling all his boos and baes while you were doing amebo on Twitter.

    In fact, he allegedly sent one of them an SMS when they missed his call, so cute.

    I had an SMS from him thereafter because I missed my call! I humbly join them to say thank you, Baba Buhari!!

    — Garba Shehu ?? (@GarShehu) February 25, 2017

    And Nigerians are just here trolling the hell out of the situation:

    https://twitter.com/TheMbuhari/status/824579012643196930

    1. When you do oversabi and miss your president’s phone call.

    https://twitter.com/pam_E_chic/status/835786944575594496

    2. This hilarious tweet about PMB calling back.

    Ah yes, he’s calling back. pic.twitter.com/Enor0b9yee

    — Timi Ajiboye (@timigod) February 26, 2017

    3. If Daddy Bubu were a rapper, he’d be like:

    https://twitter.com/Yemi_OG/status/835432260325244928

    4. This important prayer.

    https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/835609562862465024

    5. Everybody should better be a sharp guy, Daddy Buhari can just call anytime.

    6. Seriously, e fit be you o!

    7. Please, when will we get our own love letter o?

    https://twitter.com/moofasar/status/835755993392885760

    8. PMB, when he sees how much Nigerians are trolling him on Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/Hisroyaldopenez/status/832963890627608577

    9. Daddy Bubu, please call us o, we’re not doing shakara.

    Maryam

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  • 13 Things That Are Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls

    13 Things That Are Too True About Nigerian Parents And Phone Calls

    1. When they complain that you’re always pressing your phone, but complain when you miss their calls.

    What do you want ehn?

    2. When they answer your call and wait like 10 seconds before actually speaking.

    What is happening?

    3. When they spend half the conversation shouting “HELLO”.

    Na wa.

    4. How you talk to your parents on the phone:

    For the ENTIRE phonecall.

    5. When you check your phone and see double digit missed calls from your mother.

    When you call back and she says “I was just reminding you to wash your plate.”

    6. When your father says he has been “calling you since”, but you only saw one missed call.

    Since ke.

    7. When their voice increases exponentially when they are on a call.

    Calm down.

    8. Call duration with your mother vs. Call duration with your father:

    Especially when your mum calls to pray for you.

    9. How they hold you hostage when a relative calls:

    Ugh! The worst.

    10. When you just left the house and they call you to come back home.

    WHY?

    11. How your dad answers his phone when he knows you want to beg for money:

    Ah! Daddy, easy na.

    12. When they wake you up with a phonecall early in the morning.

    Can I be?

    13. How they spell over the phone:

    All. The. Time.

    Daniel Orubo

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