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  • 9 Times You Are Absolutely Allowed To Be Very Petty

    1. When your friends don’t listen to your advice and they come back crying to you

    2. When you go through bae’s phone and you finally find his side chick’s number, but he’s still denying it

    3. When you see your ex with someone ugly

    4. When someone is trying to overtake you and you end up at the same red light

    5. When your boss doesn’t take your advice and he puts the company in trouble

    6. When your husband doesn’t kiss you goodbye

    https://twitter.com/Layiide/status/804644844719210497

    7. When your ex starts begging, after following one fine babe on Instagram that ended up looking ugly in real life

    8. When someone accuses you of doing something you didn’t do and they later find out the truth

    9. When your bae dumps you for one small girl, so you have a baby for her brother instead

    #OneBigFamilyNoni

    Shola

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  • 18 Hilarious Times Nigerians Were The Pettiest On The Internet

    18 Hilarious Times Nigerians Were The Pettiest On The Internet

    1. When you go to a restaurant and they are being childish with their prices

    2. When you need to let your girlfriend know the real you

    https://twitter.com/aya__bee/status/686607709228167170

    3. When your mum keeps nagging about “there’s no water in the house”

    https://twitter.com/TheBaejiri/status/641262039512580097

    4. Sometimes let your children pay you back for all the school fees you’ve paid

    5. When you are tired of always being the one to change over when NEPA brings light

    6. When you get free entry abroad and they want to take it away from you

    https://twitter.com/iamtheayology/status/714784469518000130

    7. When you think you snuck out of the house perfectly but your dad had plans

    8. When your Nigerian mum is too big to say I love you

    https://twitter.com/drchubbyy/status/680475913088307201

    9. How to let your boyfriend know he is being annoying

    https://twitter.com/Thelmzkitchen_/status/704694298625888257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    10. Petty goals 100

    https://twitter.com/0lisa_/status/722108703424520193

    11. When you don’t like the amount for the entrance fee so you get petty about it

    https://twitter.com/TheFimi/status/722744566940614656

    12. When you need to troll rival football teams’ fans

    https://twitter.com/gabesu/status/718785425989570560

    13. When you need your company to improve your salary payment

    14. When you get tired of our president flying upandan

    15. When the restaurant was being childish with the food presentation

    16. When you are asked to describe your ex

    https://twitter.com/unjamal/status/699101367303073792

    17. Nigerian mums don’t play around either

    https://twitter.com/semilooreakoni/status/698252563561447426

    18. The ladies too don’t play with Valentine’s Day gifts

    https://twitter.com/missigho/status/695332170479636484

    Tobi Smith

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