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Choose all that apply:

Your favourite song is P-Square’s “Do me I do you”

Your employer slashed salaries, so you slashed your effort

You spat in a senior’s water when you were in secondary school

When people you don’t like say, “Thank you”, you reply with, “Thank you for yourself.”

You fake cry when a baby cries

You starve because you don’t want to cook for other people

You’ve pounded yam for your friends before

You share everything, especially gossip

You’ve licked your straw and put it back in your drink because your sibling asked for a sip

The last time you cheated in a relationship, it was because they cheated first

You’ve used the “There’s food at home” line on your parents now that you’re older

You’ve heard the “Mosquitoes like biting you because you’re sweet” line one time too many

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Every time someone goes low, you like to go lower. If that’s called being petty then so be it.
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You’ve tried to be a sweetheart, but obviously, people prefer your other side. Who are you to reject their request?
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You’ve tried your best, but pettiness is not for you.

Chioma Munachi

August 21, 2023

Quizzes

pettiness, petty, petty Nigerians
When your bank removes unexplained charges

They already stress you every day, and they still want to charge you for it? No. It cannot happen.

Or your Bolt driver wants extra money

They’ll say fuel is crazy expensive, but it’s not affecting them alone. The app has already increased price. They should leave the rest to God.

When food passes you by at a party

You mean you’re just going to sit there and be mature about the fact that you’ll be leaving an owambe without tasting rice? Come off it.

Or when they tell you meat has finished

It’s a different story if you’re a vegetarian. But if you really like meat, what’s the point of hiding your pain?

When someone takes too much time at the ATM stand

Be the smaller person by kneeling down to beg them for funds since they have too much of it.

If you’re arguing with an agbero

In this scenario, change our advice from “go lower” to “lay low”, and you’ll be safe.

When salary doesn’t enter on salary date

If your salary always takes too long to drop, why are you working fast and getting everything done quickly? Take your time too. Obviously, no one around you is in a rush.

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Sheriff Alimi

July 31, 2023

Inside Life

Fights, Inside life, pettiness, smaller person
Nobody wants to go through a divorce. It is rarely amicable and often a bitter and hellish situation, where those involved try to outdo each other on who can draw the most blood.

Then there’s the financial support that has to be paid by the richer partner. Some divorcees dodge this. But one man decided to make the most of it.

He took spousal support to the next level when he made cheques that had printed images of his current wife and himself – for his ex-wife.

What better way than this to say “In your face”? Very classy.

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chioma

December 16, 2015

Gist

alimony, divorce, pettiness

Questions

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Choose all that apply:

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When your bank removes unexplained charges

Or your Bolt driver wants extra money

When food passes you by at a party

Or when they tell you meat has finished

When someone takes too much time at the ATM stand

If you’re arguing with an agbero

When salary doesn’t enter on salary date

Nobody wants to go through a divorce. It is rarely amicable and often a bitter and hellish situation, where those involved try to outdo each other on who can draw the most blood.

Then there’s the financial support that has to be paid by the richer partner. Some divorcees dodge this. But one man decided to make the most of it.

He took spousal support to the next level when he made cheques that had printed images of his current wife and himself – for his ex-wife.

What better way than this to say “In your face”? Very classy.