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  • How to Get Fuel During Scarcity in 8 Easy Ways

    How to Get Fuel During Scarcity in 8 Easy Ways

    Fuel is now more valuable than gold. Everybody wants it, but only a select few can afford or even access it.

    While we wait on fuel queues for the federal government and petroleum marketers to clear up this problem, I’ve devised easy ways for you to get fuel in this season. Walk with me. 

    Get pregnant 

    I don’t mean actual pregnancy. Just fold ten wrappers, roll them and arrange them under one big maternity gown. Now add the tired sighs, a squeezed face and the pregnancy waddle for a little razzle-dazzle. And voila! You’re nine months pregnant. When people see you at the petrol station, they’ll push you to the front fast and you’ll be out in no time. 

    Try body odour

    Once people perceive the strong stench from you, they’ll make way. Either they move or faint — it’s a win-win situation. 

    Forget class. Become a tout

    This might backfire because this scarcity has increased the “ment” level of the average Nigerian. But if your ment is crazier, you will overcome. Find one torn tee and stained ripped jeans, then pick up the nastiest attitude you have. Insult anybody, push them around too and look at them like they can’t do shit because you’re the liquid metal. You might get beaten, but it’s worth a try. 

    Flirt with the fuel attendant

    Lick your lips the right way and wink like Funke Akindele in Jenifa.You’ll either get the attendant’s attention or seduce someone into giving you fuel. That’s if they have time to look at your face sha.

    Step in as an odogwu 

    If everyone buys fuel at ₦1000 per litre, offer ₦3000. Let them know who’s boss. No need for cho cho cho, show workings straight away. Wear your Christmas clothes and put on the pride of Odumeje. 

    Borrow military uniforms 

    My job isn’t to tell you where to borrow it from. Just find one, wear it and walk straight to the front of the queue. People will probably murmur, but that’s not your business. If real soldiers catch you sha, I didn’t give you this advice. 

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    Date a fuel attendant 

    This is the best time to have a boyfriend or girlfriend who works in oil and gas, A.K.A fueling station. You won’t even bother about paying, talk less of queuing. You’ll get home delivery like the king/queen you are. 

    Ask for help from the animal kingdom

    Animals in Nigeria are notorious for taking things they’re not meant to. Examples are the snake that swallowed ₦36 million and the monkey that took government funds. Enter the forest and beg one of them to help you retrieve as many litres as you need to survive. 

    Don’t waste this advice. If you think none of these  work for you, at least share it to save someone’s life. 

  • Why Nigeria Is in the Shackles of Crude Oil Theft

    Why Nigeria Is in the Shackles of Crude Oil Theft

    October 10, 2022, was a day of pride for the Nigerian government, as security agents set fire to a vessel used for crude oil theft in the Niger Delta.

    [Image source: Sahara Reporters]

    However, many Nigerians didn’t believe that this was a victory worth celebrating. The presidential candidate of the African Action Congress (AAC), Yele Sowore, believes the vessel was destroyed in order to cover up the Nigerian government’s involvement in crude oil theft. 

    Crude oil theft is as old as the day it was it was discovered in the small town of Oloibiri, Bayelsa State, in 1956. 

    Given that Nigeria makes most of its total national revenue from exporting oil, the country loses billions of naira to the private pockets of thieves. These billions of naira could be better spent on national development — if politicians don’t steal it first. 

    The trend of petroleum pipeline vandalism in Nigeria has escalated over the years. For example, vandalism incidents surged from 57 incidents in 1998 to over 2,500 incidents in 2008. 

    Notably, in the 2000s, the Movement for the Emancipation of Niger Delta (MEND) and other militant groups organised attacks on oil industry infrastructure. Many militant leaders gained regional power and influence and made the rebellion a key problem of the Nigerian government and oil companies in the Niger Delta.

    The situation eventually evolved into an all-comers affair that we now have today with everyone trying to illegally fill their pockets with the golden goose that’s crude oil.

    How’s Nigeria’s oil stolen?

    Over the decades, oil thieves have designed many methods to steal Nigeria’s oil. Let’s look at the most common ones.

    Hot tapping 

    A connection is made to an existing oil pipeline without interrupting oil flow. 

    Cold tapping 

    This involves the use of a drilling machine to branch a pipe offline from the existing network.

    Oil bunkering 

    This involves stealing crude oil directly from oil companies and channeling the product into tanks

    Regular stealing

    The oil product is transported to oil shipping terminals for export.

    Who’s stealing Nigeria’s oil?

    Between January 2022 and June 2022, the Nigeria Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC) reported that Nigeria’s oil output dropped by 12.5%. In that period, Nigeria lost between 200,000 to 400,000 barrels of oil per day. See how bad it is?

    In 2019, the governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike, said oil theft is impossible to stop in Nigeria because it’s sponsored by influential people. Critics like Sowore have accused the top military and government officials, highly-placed and retired oil industry personnel, and politicians of benefitting from the theft. 

    How can Nigeria stop oil thieves?

    How can the Nigerian government reduce oil theft? Well, we have a few ideas:

    1. Improve ship registration: Crews on ships can easily change the names of flags, logos, etc. Listings of these crude oil ships must include the ship’s beneficial ownership and be aligned with international maritime safety protocols.
    2. Ship-to-ship transfer must be monitored by the Ministry of Petroleum. But how can one get to do that effectively when the petroleum minister is the president? Hmm.
    3. Vessel clearance practices around oil installations must be strengthened.
    4. The government should refine due diligence practices.
  • “We Are All Smokers in This City!” — The Life of Port Harcourt Residents Under the Soot

    “We Are All Smokers in This City!” — The Life of Port Harcourt Residents Under the Soot

    In early 2016, Olaedo Elemuwa woke up to black soot covering every surface of her compound in Iwofe, Port Harcourt. She struggled to breathe, and for the rest of the day, sneezed out blackish mucus. Six years later, black soot still hangs over Port Harcourt like a cloud of impending doom.

    How are Port Harcourt residents living with the health and environmental impacts of illegal oil refining in a city once nicknamed “The Garden City”?

    Port Harcourt Soot

    “You wake up and check the time; it says 7 a.m. You look out the window, and it’s looking like 8 p.m.,” Elemuwa, who has lived all her life in Port Harcourt, says.

    Port Harcourt is a major city in the Niger Delta, the country’s oil-producing region. As home to many petroleum companies, air pollution isn’t a stranger to the city and its residents. In the last six years, black soot has spread dramatically throughout the city due to the indiscriminate burning of crude oil during the illegal refining process by oil thieves and illegal bunkers.

    In 2017, the Rivers State government set up a task force to combat the soot scourge. But the following year, Port Harcourt residents, frustrated that the promises had not yielded any tangible results, launched public protests under the hashtag #StoptheSoot

    A study by the Stakeholder Democracy Network estimates that Port Harcourt now houses five times the number of illegal refineries as it did five years ago. In that time, the total supply chain of illegally refined petroleum increased 24-fold.

    But the government has tried a few things: Nigerian law enforcement and the military have raided illegal bunkers, burning hundreds of them in the process — albeit destructive actions which only further pollute the city

    So how are residents facing life under these conditions?

    Nse-Obot Afaha, a university student at Rivers State University of Science and Technology, cleans her room multiple times daily and rarely wears white clothing. “If I wash my clothes and hang them outside, black soot quickly settles on them.” Blessing Awulotu, though, has a washing machine that spins her clothes almost dry. Then she spreads them in her sitting room.

    Health professionals predict that if the soot situation persists, it could lead to life-threatening consequences for residents in the long term. AirVisual reports Port Harcourt’s particulate matter at PM2.5 concentration, 4.8 times above the WHO annual air quality guideline value. Continued exposure to such poor air quality greatly increases the risk of respiratory infections, heart disease and lung cancer. Doctors warn that more than six million Rivers State residents are at risk of such diseases. 

    Image via Ijaw Nation

    Saviour, a Port Harcourt-based trader, tells me, “We are all smokers in this city. The only difference is that it’s soot we’re smoking.” 

    And while some residents have made lifestyle adjustments to live a little better, others have migrated — but everyone can’t leave their home. 

    Precious Nwadike, a senior nurse, has chosen to stay put after turning down an offer to move to Lagos in 2019. She doesn’t think Lagos is any better. ”It stinks and has a housing problem.” Uchechukwu* is in the second year of a four-year course at University of Port Harcourt. For Blessing mentioned earlier, she can’t just leave her booming businesses as she would have to start life afresh. Olaedo Elemuwa wants to leave the polluted city, but she would feel guilty leaving her family behind — she is especially concerned for her mother, who suffers bronchitis.

    In January 2022, the Rivers State Government put a  ₦2m bounty on each illegal refinery. Some alleged offenders have been caught — In January 2022, the Nigerian Navy arrested five suspected oil thieves after simultaneous raids. But despite the tough-talking by the state government, residents claim that the illegal business continues to boom, which makes them suspect that the state’s leadership is being lenient in tackling the menace. 

    “It’s not a secret,” a respondent who asked for anonymity says. “The governor does not need to promise anybody any money. We see these people every day and we know who they are. If the government wants to catch them; they know where to look.”

    In January 2022, a video surfaced on Twitter showing officers of the Nigerian Police force attempting to resist efforts by the government to destroy an illegal bunkering site.

    Some other residents claim that the same law enforcement agents tasked with nipping the situation in the bud are also being hired by illegal refiners. “So who will they be loyal to?” a resident of Akpajo asks.

    “It’s organised crime. Even fuelling stations buy from the illegal refineries. Drivers charge these people heavily to transport the illegal petroleum products because they know what they’re carrying. These drivers pay off mobile policemen at checkpoints on the highway between Rivers and Imo state, I have witnessed this happen too many times on  my inter-state trips,” he says.

    In the face of peril, residents continue to go about their daily lives. Awulotu tells me that people generally don’t take the situation seriously. While there is the occasional outcry, people have to work to meet more pressing needs like their daily bread. After all, “Na person wey see food chop dey protest.”

    Lack of proper sensitisation also poses a problem: many residents don’t understand the severity of the situation as the soot doesn’t have immediate consequences. “Most people don’t know how hazardous it is,” Awulotu says. “They just know that if e touch your nose, black something go comot. If you carry your leg enter house, everywhere go black. 

    “Because we’re not feeling any immediate effects on our skins, it looks like we can live with us. But I know we really can’t.”

    Public health workers are convinced that there’s been a surge in respiratory and heart diseases cases in Rivers State in recent times. But a culture of poor record-keeping and tracking means it’s difficult to say for sure. 

    In January 2022, the Nigerian federal government promised to establish three modular refineries in the Niger Delta to halt the illegal petroleum refining activities and their impact on residents in the affected locations.

    Meanwhile, Blessing Awulotu looks to the rainy season for temporary succour, as she claims heavy rains disrupt activities of the illegal refineries. Meantime, she’s masking up and hoping that sometime soon, the government will “do something.”


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  • Meet “NNPC”, Nigeria’s Real Oil Baron

    Meet “NNPC”, Nigeria’s Real Oil Baron

    On Thursday August 26, 2021, President Muhammadu Buhari declared in a statement that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) made a profit of ₦287 billion in 2020. 

    The President claimed that it was the first time the NNPC was declaring a profit since it was established on April 1, 1977.

    While there are reports that the President’s claim is false, it doesn’t take away the fact that the NNPC itself is a very important corporation ― that made a ton of money in 2020.

    How NNPC Works

    The NNPC is responsible for carrying out commercial activities in oil and gas in Nigeria for the government of Nigeria. This is according to the preamble of the NNPC Act of 1990.

    This means that the NNPC looks for crude oil, refines crude oil, buys and sells petroleum and other petroleum products, operates pipelines for the transportation of natural gas and does all other activities related to oil and gas in Nigeria, for the government of Nigeria.

    Basically, the NNPC is Nigeria’s oil company.

    NNPC Leadership 

    Currently, The NNPC’s Group Managing Director is Mallam Mele Kyari. He was appointed by President Muhammadu Buhari on July 7, 2019.

    Mr Mele Kyari replaced Maikanti Baru as NNPC GMD. Maikanti Baru served as the Group Managing Director of the NNPC from July 2016 to July 2019. 

    NNPC’s Group Executive Director for exploring crude oil or “upstream” activities is Adokiye Tombomeiye. The Group Executive Director for Gas and Power is AbdulKabir M. Ahmed and the Group Executive Director for petroleum refining is Mustapha Y. Yakubu.

    The NNPC Group Executive Director for selling petroleum products or “downstream” activities is Adeyemi Adetunji, and the Group Executive Director for Finance and Accounts is Umar I. Ajiya. 

    Aisha Ahmadu Katagum is the NNPC’s Group Executive Director for Corporate Services and Hadiza Y. Coomasie is the NNPC’s Secretary and Legal Adviser.

    You can read more about the management of the NNPC here.

    Financial Accounts of the NNPC

    Since 1977, the NNPC has been inconsistent with opening its account and disclosing whether it was making a profit or not. It wasn’t until October 2015 that the corporation announced that it would commit to making its financial account public.

    Since then, we’ve been privy to information like the NNPC’s ₦308 billion loss in 2018 and ₦1.7 billion loss in 2019.

    You can read more about the NNPC’s audited account of 2020 here.

    “NNPC Limited”

    On August 20, 2021, President Muhammadu Buhari signed a new Petroleum Industry Act that will regulate oil and gas operations in Nigeria.

    Under this new act, the NNPC will be replaced by “NNPC Limited”. NNPC Limited must make a profit and its shares can be sold to Nigerians through an open and transparent process ― like at the Nigerian stock exchange.

    With this new law, the NNPC should perform better, and it should start declaring profits as a company engaging in oil and gas activities on behalf of Nigeria.

    But things may just remain the same. After all, this is Nigeria.