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  • The Hilarious Story Of How Pepper Soup Caused Police Wahala

    Just like us, this Twitter user, Ms Nemah, was minding her business, when kasala came to her door step o!

    That’s how I entered problem this evening..

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    She was jejely enjoying her pepper soup when her beggy-beggy flatmate came to ask for some.

    So I was having peppersoup for dinner and my oyinbo flatmate said he wanted… pic.twitter.com/2enQ9bVcvA

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    And because oyinbo people and pepper aren’t best friends, she warned him before giving him to eat o.

    I told him its spicy oo. He said NO he can handle spice, he loves spice. I was like pic.twitter.com/QYZp1nJbc8

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    But he didn’t hear word o!

    Then I gave him the peppersoup, 1min in he was like YEAH! I love it, blah blah blah. 2mins in he was o it’s really hot. Can’t stop

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    3 minutes later…

    3mins in he started crying, and started saying he feels like he is about to pass out..

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    They had to rush him to the hospital.

    Sha we are at Beamount surgical emergency Room… pic.twitter.com/LFRQDFchkn

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    But the hospital people weren’t playing. The nurse involved the police.

    The nurse says she has to involve the police that they are treating it as food poisoning.

    I’m dead — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    Everybody was crying up and down. The police even asked her to bring the spices she used.

    Now my flatmate says his tummy is burning, his friend is crying, Nurse lady says I should go bring the spices. I’m being escorted home.

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    That’s how they ended up in the police station.

    Update: spicies and the leftover picked.. we are going to the station

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    They seized the spices and took them for testing sha.

    They hv seized my spices and rd taking it to the lab tomorrow to test it.I’m about to eat the same thing again to make sure it’s nt poisoned

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    After all the wahala, they finally let her go.

    Update:about to let me go bt with conditions.

    I must report to the station for 3 consecutive days I must report symptom to my GP immediately — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    In the end, her oyinbo flatmate got home before her.

    Peep this guys: MY FUCKING FLATMATE GOT HOME BEFORE ME!

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    Perhaps, white people need to face their work instead of looking for things that can put everybody in wahala.

    “10 people died in that house”

    YT people: “I’ll take it.” “It’s called PEPPERSOUP. It’s really spicy “ YT People: “I’m sure it’s nothing” — Bite Me Ho (@Cuntosaur) October 12, 2016

    What would you do if this happens to you? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • 10 Reasons To Marry An Oyinbo Person
    Getting married to someone from another race is a beautiful thing. Here are a few reasons why you should definitely get married to an “oyinbo” person.

    1. Accent

    Foreign accents sound so beautiful. Of course who does not want to have to hear a foreign accent every day and every evening when their partner is back from work or in bed.

    2. Romance

    We’ve heard that people from other parts of the world are more romantic partners. Well ladies you sure want those flowers and gifts. Guys, you also want those surprise PlayStation consoles and games. Go for it!

    3. Adventure

    Getting married to someone from a different country will give you an opportunity to explore another country as well as experience a culture different from yours. They say they love to explore new places.

    4. True love

    Most times when people get married from different backgrounds it is most likely real love for each other regardless of what anyone says. Chances are you guys will  be together forever.

    5. Fancy wedding

    We cannot overemphasize this. It is not every time that an oyinbo and a Nigerian get married. Your wedding will be the talk of the town. It will cause traffic. For this sole reason you should be convinced.

    6. Bellanaija/Instagram wedding accounts coverage

    Your wedding is not on the famous Instagram accounts? You are doing something wrong. Definitely getting married to a foreign person will attract attention, just make sure your photographer is amazing.

    7. Different currencies at the wedding

    Aha. You thought we will skip this. No. For sure the wedding reception will be financially standard with different currencies being sprayed the guests. In this economic crunch period… Are you convinced yet?

    8. People will use your wedding photos as “goals”

    We sure do all want to be role models, being tagged as “goals” is like an advanced level of being a role model. People will use you as a prayer point. Come on!

    9. Mixed children

    Think about it, your kids will be mixed. And social media is obsessed with mixed babies. They can do a photo shoot when they are six months. Imagine the endorsement requests.

    10. Dual citizenship

    You see the way foreigners passport colors are set up. They sure are not green. Getting married will make you a citizen of whatever country they are from. This reason can stand up to any rebuttal. Make sure it is done for love. Any other reason  makes it illegal. Disclaimer: This post is written in jest of the social media obsession with the mixed race life. Don’t take this too seriously. Or use it as your guide in choosing your spouse ?