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  • APC’s Presidential Campaign Is In Full Swing. Where is Osinbajo?

    APC’s Presidential Campaign Is In Full Swing. Where is Osinbajo?

    On October 19, 2022, the All Progressives Congress (APC) launched the Tinubu/Shettima Presidential Campaign Council (PCC). The council was chaired by President Muhammadu Buhari and included other APC heavyweights like the Kaduna State governor Nasir El-Rufai, Kano State governor Abdullahi Ganduje, Minister for Works Babatunde Fashola and the Senate President Ahmed Lawan.

    One big name was missing from the list. The vice president and former protege of Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT), Yemi Osinbajo. In June 2022, Osinbajo contested against BAT and 12 other aspirants at the APC Presidential primaries. BAT won with 1271 delegate votes ahead of Rotimi Amaechi, who finished second with 316 votes and Osinbajo, who finished a distant third with 235 votes.

    While the APC primaries were a coronation for BAT, Osinbajo didn’t leave without taking shots at his boss. Nigerians who followed the primaries will remember that speech.

    How have things played out since then?

    Campaigns have been going on since October, but neither Osinbajo nor several other contenders at the primaries have been seen with BAT on his campaign trail. Notable absentees include Rotimi Amaechi, Tunde Bakare and Rochas Okorocha. For Osinbajo, though, it has been a bit of a cat-and-mouse game.

    In October 2022, BAT speaking in Kano said he had forgiven Osinbajo which suggests there was some beef. However, both of them have subtly ignored each other. For instance, at the conclusion of the APC primaries, BAT saluted other APC members but skipped Osinbajo. He shook hands with him following the prompting of House Speaker Femi Gbajamiala.

    Osinbajo must have kept that snub in mind and retaliated a few months later. At the burial ceremony of the mother of Ondo State governor, Rotimi Akeredolu, high-profile APC politicians were in attendance, including BAT. Osinbajo also ”forgot” him when paying respect to the dignitaries before acknowledging his “error”.

    On December 21, 2022, Osinbajo visited BAT in Abuja. It was the first time outside public functions that the duo met since his defeat at the primaries. The meeting was described as not being a political one but in the spirit of the Christmas season.

    Regardless, Osinbajo has continued to stay away from BAT’s campaign.

    So where are Osinbajo and the others?

    Osinbajo has mostly been ‘focused’ on his work, travelling for functions and heading Nigeria’s energy transition plan. Anything to keep him far away from BAT.

    He’s not alone, either. No one has heard from Rotimi Amaechi, who was Buhari’s campaign director-general for the 2015 and 2019 elections. There are rumblings that Amaechi has not been “treated fairly” by BAT.

    Fashola seems more concerned with inspecting and delivering road projects rather than votes for BAT. 

    Okorocha who was excluded from the PCC said he has “subtle ways of campaigning” for the party.

    Bakare still believes he’ll be Buhari’s successor or “number 16” following his prediction that he’d be Nigeria’s 16th president. We don’t know how, as he scored zero votes at the APC primaries, but one can never say never.

  • What’s Really Going On At The National Assembly?

    We were going about our business this beautiful morning, wondering why $1 is still over 360 naira and why a bag of rice is 20k when our Senators decided to come and disturb us with their drama.

    As is with all things Nigerian we honestly don’t know exactly what is going on. But here’s the gist of what we at least know.

    The DSS barricaded the entrance to the NASS complex and prevented staff and legislators from entering. 

    The State Security Services in #Nigeria (DSS) have blocked the entrance to @nassnigeria, this morning, and are turning away staff and legislators.

    A complete assault on Nigeria’s democracy. pic.twitter.com/TWmY7PQLfZ — Chxta (@Chxta) August 7, 2018

    No one knows who the order came from, it apparently came from ‘above’.

    Did Baba Bubu send a text from London? We’re still trying to figure out who this Oga at the top is.

    In fact, a Legislator stood up to the DSS, daring them.

    This is quite fascinating, that the Legislators have this kind of energy, but they couldn’t use this energy to help us looking into #EndSARS.

    After hours of standing up to the DSS and fighting to uphold democracy in Nigeria, the senators were finally granted access into the complex.

    For a group of people who are supposed to be under siege, they seem pretty cheerful.

    All the APC legislators were nowhere to be found.

    What a coincidence.

    The DSS operatives were also masked.

    Muzzbe action film.

    In what might or might not be connected news, Senator Goodswil Akpabio also officially resigned as senate minority leader today.

    Another coincidence. Fascinating.

    Because this is Nigeria we won’t be surprised if the narrative changes in the next couple of hours.

    Next thing we’ll hear is that the DSS were actually there to protect the Senators.

    In a twist of events that can only happen in Nigeria, Ag. President – Yemi Osinbajo fired the DG of DSS, Lawal Daura.

    This might be the most epic way anyone has ever said ‘I am not involved’.

    All this drama, and you wonder why Nigerian politicians are not getting nominations for AMAA awards

    Look at this list. No Nigerian Politician.

    Anyway, all of them will still go to the back and be hugging each other in private.

    Because really, that’s all they care about mostly. Themselves.

    If you are as tired as we are of these people using us to play ten-ten and you still haven’t collected your PVC, you can’t be a serious person.

    Head on over to getyourpvc.com to find the answers to learn how to register to get your Permanent Voter’s Card. Don’t forget, the deadline is August 17 to register if you want to vote next year.
  • 12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

    12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

    1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/872016666363867137

    2. Corruption, explained with a fart

    https://twitter.com/its_tola_/status/849578517708910592

    3. When you’re hiding your true colors

    4. Fart and Furious

    5. When your ‘Head of The Family’ status starts yielding dividends:

    6. Not all who chill at the club are introverts

    https://twitter.com/ogbeni_opa/status/870553261379653632

    7. When your own fart makes you start doubting yourself

    8. Nice Pigeon…fact?

    9. Who else does this? I DO!

    https://twitter.com/udshapaka/status/869085827774722048
    Please don’t koba me

    10. When you’ve been betrayed by your own buttocks

    https://twitter.com/Shiizuuo/status/868719307039133696

    11. The Sinister Masterplan

    12. This Headline OMG

    13. Uggggh

    14. More Zikoko? Read this next:

    https://zikoko.com/list/14-things-girls-do-that-guys-will-never-understand/
  • VP Osinbajo Just Announced That You Can Own a House For N30k And We’re Shook

    Everything has gone from 0-100 since Vice President Osinbajo stepped in as Acting President once again. The promises have begun, again, my friend…

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    After delivering that Democracy Day speech from yesterday (where is President Buhari though?), news is agog today with this interesting video from Osinbajo:

    The TL;DR version is this: “The World Bank and the AFDB have raised a fund to enable Nigerians get mortgages to own homes.’

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    DID YOU HEAR THAT? If you can pay N30,000 every month, you too can own a home in Nigerian home!

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    This is all so exciting, atink, but Nigerians are like ‘er, hang on a minute.’

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    The emojis reflect disbelief

    Then there’s this brief comment

    This…interesting…economic viewpoint

    Whoa whoa whoaaa there

    Heh. It almost sounds like Nigerians have been victims of unfulfilled promises in the past. Hm.

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    Well. Here’s to hoping this is one promise that actually gets fulfilled!

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    More on the Osinbajo adventures:

    https://zikoko.com/list/10-top-quotes-from-osinbajos-democracyday-speech/
  • After Many Days And Nights, Daddy Bubu Is Back

    After Many Days And Nights, Daddy Bubu Is Back

    After almost 50 days in the wilderness (yes, we know he travelled to London), President Buhari is back.

    He landed this morning in Kaduna, and then took a helicopter to Abuja.

    Fellow Nigerians, rejoice! for your able leader has returned!

    The first lady, Aisha Buhari shared this picture (we can’t lie, it’s quite cute) on her twitter page.

    https://twitter.com/aishambuhari/status/840127111356542976

    Presidential love is sweet oh!

    However, according to some early reports, it seems like Vice President Osinbajo is still in charge while President Buhari continues to rest.

    After more than 40 days, more resting? And you will collect full salary and keep your job? All those who want to be President say I!

    This is us, wondering what exactly is going on in this country.

    This is also us, hoping Daddy Bubu brought back chocolate and original charger for us.

    Anyway, now that he’s back we hope the welfare of Nigeria is placed front and centre because there is so much work to be done.

    So guys, what are your feelings on the President’s return? Are you happy? Excited? Nonchalant? Let us know!