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  • People Are Sharing Their Experiences With Agberos In Onitsha And It’s Hilarious

    People Are Sharing Their Experiences With Agberos In Onitsha And It’s Hilarious

    Yesterday, many Nigerians on Twitter were shocked to find out that Lagos isn’t the only place where agberos operate. Apparently, Onitsha is also a hot spot for thug activity. Twitter users shared their experiences yesterday and it’s hilarious.

    It all started with this tweet:

    Imagine standing on your own and someone walks up to you to bill you for standing in his territory. Like, oga if you want to rob me, rob me. Which one is territory again?

    Unsurprisignly, people found the tweet extremely relatable and decided to share their own experiences as well.

    This one will always be wild to me. Must everyone carry luggage? Wahala for who dey travel light inside Onitsha o.

    The more people shared their experiences, the more apparent it became that Onitsha thugs extort people for the silliest reasons. Look at this one for example:

    How can you bill someone for crossing the road? What if the person is just going home? What if the person doesn’t have money?

    Apparently, extorting people for crossing is a thing because other people have been billed for crossing gutters.

    These experiences are hilarious, but some aren’t as funny.

    If you laughed at this one, you’re going to hell. No questions asked.

    This person had a similar experience too, but at least they didn’t beat them.

    If these tweets have taught us anything, it’s that you must never be caught carrying luggage in Onitsha without the agberos’ consent.

    Once again, a silly excuse — “Hey, I see you’ve decided to stress yourself by carrying your luggage by yourself instead of renting a wheelbarrow. For this, pay ₦100. Next time you try to be independent, you will remember this day.”

    This one is crazy because it’s not that they were selling nose masks. They were just billing people that didn’t have nosemasks. Covid class captains.

    This last one didn’t happen in Onitsha, but it was in the thread and I couldn’t resist. Apparently, Ekpoma is wild too.

    I can’t even lie, this one is hilarious.


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  • Why The Onitsha Port Is Good For Everyone

    Why The Onitsha Port Is Good For Everyone

    Citizen is a column that explains how the government’s policies fucks citizens and how we can unfuck ourselves.


    Yesterday reports filtered in via social media that the Onitsha River Port is now functional.

    https://twitter.com/Champele/status/1313581155288047617?s=19

    Tolu Ogunlesi, Special Assistant to the President on New Media, also stated that Maersk, the shipping giant, will be sending container ships that are due to leave Shanghai, China on October 10 directly to the Onne Port. The containers will berth at the Onne Port Terminal on November 25, after which they can be taken via trucks straight to the Onitsha River Port.

    Meanwhile, the Area Manager of the National Inland Waterways Area Office, Onitsha, Anambra State, Mrs Queen Uba had already stated in an interview in September that the Onitsha River Port will commence full operation within the first three months of 2021.

    Nigerian Ports

    There are six major ports currently operated and regulated by the Nigerian Ports Authority, including the Lagos Port Complex, Tin Can Island Port, Rivers Port, Delta Port and the Onne Port.

    The Onitsha River Port was built in 1983 by President Shehu Shagari, and rehabilitated and commissioned by the Goodluck Jonathan Administration in 2012. However, the Port has not been functional in almost 40 years.


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    What This Means

    Nigeria ranked 182 out of 190 countries in the 2017 World Bank “Trading Across Borders” report, which measured the effectiveness of Ports.

    Now, this situation is not unconnected from the fact that 70% of the total container goods coming into Nigeria pass through Apapa and Tin Can Island Ports in Lagos, leading to a lot of challenges including road congestion, delayed goods clearance, unequal economic development and so on.

    With the development and usage of other Sea Ports in the country, we can reduce the pressure that is placed on Lagos’ Ports while distributing goods more efficiently to other parts of the country.

    For instance, in August this year, the Onne Port Terminal received the largest ever container vessel to berth in Nigeria. The Calabar Port also received container ships in 2019, for the first time in 15 years.

    With this connection of Ports in the Eastern and Southern Parts of Nigeria, the ease of doing business will definitely increase, as access to goods become faster.

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  • 5 Incredibly Bomb Foods You Must Try When You Visit Anambra

    5 Incredibly Bomb Foods You Must Try When You Visit Anambra

    1. The delicious Ofe Onugbu

    As with any southern soup, Ofe Onugbu(Bitter leaf soup) is basically heaven sent. You can have it with any swallow but I recommend pounded yam!

    2. Ofe Akwu

    If you love Banga soup, you’ll love Ofe Akwu even more. Igbos typically serve it with yam or boiled plantain.

    3. The all-mighty Nkwobi

    If you don’t try this tastefully prepared cow-leg and sauce combo in Anambra, what are you really doing there?

    4. Let’s not forget the crispy and delicious Abacha

    The first time I tried this, my taste buds literally exploded with delight. Plus it’s so light-as in, African Salad- that you can eat as much as you want.

    5. We can never leave out Ukwa

    Made with African Breadfruit, this meal is rich in protein and can be prepared in a plain way or in a jollof way.

    If you love Ukwa, you’ll love Maggi’s #DeliciousNaija Onitsha episode

    Make sure to look out for the ‘Delicious Naija’ show at these times on your TV: 7:30 pm, Friday on Arewa24, 7:30 pm, Saturday on Africa Magic (Family), 5 pm, Sunday on NTA, OR just watch it online right now!