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  • I Spent ₦310k on a 6-Day Getaway in Abuja: The Breakdown

    I Spent ₦310k on a 6-Day Getaway in Abuja: The Breakdown

    I spent the first week of August 2022 exploring Abuja. I’ve lived here all my life but haven’t really explored the city because I have very strict Nigerian parents. I needed a break from house chores and some time to hang out with friends without thinking about getting back home early. So let’s just say, I found a way to get them off my case for a week.  Here’s a breakdown of what my budget for two looked like if you’re planning to do the same.

    Our starting budget for this trip was ₦200k for six days. Let’s see how well that worked out.

    Accommodation

    Criteria for picking a hotel

    • Proximity to central locations

    I started with a Google search for hotels within town — preferably within the Municipal Area Council like Wuse, Maitama, Wuye and Utako. If you want to push it, Garki and Lifecamp should be your worst-case scenario. 

    Staying outside those areas adds to your transport fare because most of the spots to eat and have fun are located in those central areas. If you hear anything like Kubwa, Lugbe, Lokogoma or Karimo, don’t try it — well, except the accommodation you’re getting is free.

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    • Price point and quality

    Now that you’ve gotten a sense of the areas to consider, the hotel rates are a completely different ball game. The closer you are to central areas, the more expensive the rates are. Our ₦200k budget covered only three nights in some hotels, so imagine the stress we went through trying to find a decent place that wouldn’t wreck my bank account. 

    “Decent” meant the beddings were extremely neat — even though I always bring mine — bathrooms had walk-in showers and standard rooms come with complimentary breakfast. And considering the insecurity, the hotel had to be in a largely residential area where there are usually a lot of security guards.

    With those two main criteria, three options came up: the White Royalty Palace Hotel, Maitama; Imah Apartments, Wuse Zone 5; and Belmont Hotel, Wuye. White Royalty was ₦20k per night, Imah was going for ₦15k, while Belmont was ₦25k. At the start of my trip, the last two were fully booked. We checked them out on the third day of my trip, but I’ll share my experience at White Royalty first.

    This hotel made the list because a friend recommended it as one of the more affordable places to try. We’d rate our experience there 6/10, and here’s why:

    Pros:

    • Located in a central area, very accessible and serene.
    • Rooms are available for ₦20k a night, quite affordable in Abuja. However, I’d say, if you can, squeeze out ₦5k extra to get the ₦25k room which is much more spacious.
    • Bathrooms with walk-in showers and a water heater.

    Con:

    • No full-sized mirrors in the rooms, which made it hard to see whether you were looking like a snack.
    • Mattresses were not as firm as hotel beds should be. 
    • Beddings weren’t neat enough. I got a torn blanket in my room on my second night.
    • Cleaning service was a 2/5 for me.
    • No complimentary breakfast
    • Walls so thin, you’ll hear everything going on in the next room.

    After spending three nights at White Royalty Palace Hotel, we decided to check out Imah Apartments. It was ₦15k per night, so I was very sceptical. But who doesn’t like cheap thrills? 

    First, the location was off the mark. Yes, it was in a central area, but the roads were too narrow for two cars to move freely at the same time, and the building needed renovation because it looked run down and old. The staff, however, were very polite and carried our bags up the three flights of stairs we had to climb.

    Note that Imah Apartments isn’t a hotel. It’s a short-let apartment in a building, where people can rent out one of the four rooms for ₦15k per night, or ₦65k for all the rooms. 

    The rooms looked pretty decent, but they were tiny and the ones available had bathtubs instead of showers. I’m scared of slipping and falling in tubs, so it was a no for me. I may have overlooked those flaws if the whole place didn’t smell like burnt soup. 

    Pros:

    • Affordable.
    • Located in a central area.
    • Easy to locate and the staff were helpful with directions.

    Cons:

    • Rooms are very small.
    • Not the cleanest space.
    • Not a place you can check into late at night because the reception closes at 10 p.m. But if you call ahead, they can wait for you to arrive. It also didn’t feel secure because there was no one at the reception most times.
    • No complimentary breakfast.
    Reception hall

    We ended up not staying at Imah apartments, and checked into Belmont Hotel, Wuye, the same day. The reviews on Google were encouraging, so we decided to check it out. I called to confirm if they had a standard room for ₦25k available because some reviewers mentioned that they were always booked. Luckily, they had one available when we called.

    I was sold by the ambience at the reception. Everywhere smelt nice and looked extremely neat. The room didn’t disappoint either. My only issue would be the space, but ₦25k is their cheapest, so I wasn’t surprised.

    Pros:

    • Affordable, and every room came with a complimentary breakfast.
    • Food was quite affordable for a hotel because we could get a plate of fried yam and egg sauce for ₦3k. 
    • Staff was very nice and helpful with getting our bags in and out of the room.
    • Secure space with security cameras at almost every corner of the corridors and staircase
    • Extremely neat bathrooms.

    Cons:

    • While the location is accessible and not too far from the central areas, Bolt fares from the hotel cost an average of ₦1k – ₦1.1k compared to the ₦600 – ₦800 you’d pay if you were staying in other areas.
    • Access road to the hotel was locked between 7 – 10 p.m. You’d have to walk down to the hotel if you came back really late. 

    Between the three nights, we spent at White Royal Palace Hotel and the two at Belmont Hotel, we spent ₦115k.

    Thought Pyramid, Wuse

    Food

    If you eat like a thief in the night, Abuja will finish your money. We spent ₦110K to feed two people for a week. But in this economy, that’s fair.

    For the most part, we binged on Chicken Republic food because it was the most convenient and affordable to buy. 

    We basically ate one meal a day and binged on snacks from supermarkets around our hotel.

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    Activities

    It’s obvious what we really did in Abuja was eat, but here are some of the fun activities we tried:

    Trukadero bowling alley

    Things are a lot pricier than they used to be and Value Added Tax (VAT) is another issue, but if you’re visiting Abuja for leisure, you need to be sure you can tick these boxes. My favourite activity was the paint and sip because there’s live music close by, with a Bluetooth speaker if you’d like to play your own music. 

    Paint and sip

    Overall, I went over my ₦200k budget by ₦99k. I also didn’t bother tracking the money I spent on Bolt beyond the ₦10k cash I spent in about three days. But don’t stress, the fares range between ₦600 – ₦1100. So I’d say, ₦350k is an ideal budget for one week of fun in Abuja.

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  • If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    How is 2020 looking for you, my fellow outside people? It’s day seven of January, and we still have about 100 more days to go. So while you hold on to the memories of Detty December in your current state of SAPA, I advise you to cut out these expenses this year.

    1. Stop buying food

    You can just disguise and join the fitfam people this month to blend grass into smoothies. Or you can join that  90 days dry fasting happening at your church. Who knows, you may even win the fight against your village people.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    2. Cancel every Netflix ‘n’ Chill 

    You want to bam ba? You want to chill with the big boys? Lol. I honestly can’t help you. See you on day 100 of January.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    3. Delete any title of boss/iyawo oga

    Before they say chairman or boss, just start rolling on the floor. You are not anybody’s boss in Jesus name. You can even hang a SAPA placard on your back.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    4. Block all your friends and stay at home

    This is the time to avoid any catch me outside talk. Omarion is kuku there now, so just stay in your house. Anybody that didn’t see you in December should rest.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    5. Go back to your parents’ house

    What’s that saying again? There’s no place like home abi? Forget about being a bad bitch or tech bro, better bend down and wash the plates in the sink so you can see free food.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    6. Travel with your sugar mummy/daddy

    Two heads are better than one. Better answer that DM and head to Dubai to shake what your momma gave you on a yacht. At your own risk sha, because anything you see, just take it like that.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    7. Dump your partner

    Just tell them it’s you,not them. They won’t even question whether it was about SAPA since Valentine’s Day is still far away. You’re welcome.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    8. Sell everything you own

    Vanity upon vanity is vanity. That human hair and PS5 you’re looking at right now is three months of food. You better post it for the highest bidder and focus on surviving.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    9. Host your own heist

    What’s a little La Casa de Papel? all the money the government has been borrowing technically belongs to you. 

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps

    10. Sleep

    If all else fails, sleep. Is it in your dream somebody will be asking you,  “Savings or current?”.

    If You Want to Survive the 100 days of January, Just Follow These 10 Steps