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  • A Miraculous Week in the Life of a Nigerian Olympian

    A Miraculous Week in the Life of a Nigerian Olympian

    A Week in the Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is Enoch Adegoke. He’s a track athlete who represented Nigeria at the Tokyo Olympics. He tells us about the challenges of being an athlete in Nigeria, how Nigerian athletes make money and why he’s trusting God for his future.

    Tokyo Olympics

    MONDAY:

    I have trouble staying asleep. On some level, my body still thinks I’m in Nigeria even though I’ve been in Tokyo for a week plus. That’s why I’m up by 5:00 a.m. today. A typical day involves waking up at 5 or 6 a.m., doing my morning devotion, having breakfast, then leaving for training at 10 a.m. Training usually ends at 1 or 2 p.m. and I return to the athlete’s hostel to rest.

    However, today is different. It’s a struggle to get out of bed. My body just wants to sleep, but I remind myself that I’m not here to play. I push myself up. 

    In the one week that I’ve spent here, I’ve met athletes from different countries, and one thing that strikes me is that most athletes are supported by either a sports brand or their country.

    In the last race I qualified for, I noticed I was the only person on the track without support from Nike, Puma or any other big brand. For me, outside of a little support here and there, I’m mostly on my own in this competition.

    Tokyo Olynpics



    In fact, I know say na God hand I dey

    On some level, I know that we’re all equal; at least on paper. That is, we’re all Olympians who qualified for the Olympics final. Now it’s up to each of us to bring out what’s inside us on the track. 

    Some people will see others with a lot of support and feel bad, but I don’t. I look on the bright side. I’m here at the Olympics, the greatest stage in the world, and if nothing, I’ll market my name and brand. I mean, it’ll be nice for someone to sponsor me so I can focus fully on training and my form, but what can I do?

    In between thinking of money and pressure from home because they sent me to school yet I’m running up and down, it’s not been easy. But all glory be to God. 

    I’m working very hard because, in Nigeria, no one recognizes you until you make it to the top. With that in mind, I stand up, pray to God and commit the rest of my day in his hands. He has brought me this far and he can’t fail me. Not now. 


    TUESDAY:

    On the bus to training today, I’m thinking about my journey. It’s unbelievable that I once prayed to be here today.

    This journey started from my days running for my school team in O.A.U. I’d go from hostel to training to class. Sometimes, training would even take out of class time. I remember running to class after training just to mark attendance or sleep off in the class. On some days, my body would give up and I’d just go to the hostel to sleep. 

    Occasionally, I’d leave school to try out for the national team or represent Nigeria, and it was on me to make it work. Even when the school gave exeat, I still had to manage my tests and exams — after all, I’m the one who wanted a career beyond university. 

    I missed a lot of classes and exams then. I had an experience with a lecturer who said even though I was excused from classes, I didn’t make attendance, and there was nothing he could do. I ended up having a carryover that semester.

    Looking back, a lot of the reason I scaled through school was because of God’s grace and crash reading. It was so difficult combining training, classes and other activities. I don’t even know how I coped. That I’m here today is not even by my power. There are a lot of people who have invested in my journey. From my family and friends to my coach, to everyone who has wished me well. It’s a double miracle because, for the first time in 25 years, Nigeria is in a track event final. And also, at my first Olympics outing, I qualified for the finals.

    I’m hoping that when I run on Thursday I can make everyone proud.  

    WEDNESDAY:

    There are two ways to make money as an athlete. You either represent Nigeria in competitions and save all your allowances or you get a side job. 

    The first option is not sustainable because injuries are a part of an athlete’s life. That’s why sponsorship is supposed to be there to help your finances so you can focus on recovery. But this is Nigeria and nobody is sponsoring track athletes so we’re working round the clock. You’re injured and you’re thinking about where you’ll get money to pay rent or pay for training gear. 

    If you’re not injured and you don’t qualify to represent Nigeria, you’ll have to find a side job. When you’re supposed to be resting and preparing for a comeback, you’ll have to find physical labour to do. As an athlete, you’re always thinking about money — even when you’re supposed to be resting. 


    The truth is that combining side hustles with athletics is very hard. It’s a necessary evil though because when you tell people you’re broke and you’re a runner, they immediately tag you as unserious.  Only a few people understand the importance of sports in Nigeria.

    I remember when I got into debt because of some investments that crashed. Omo, it took grace for me not to break down. At some point, I even started to doubt myself because all I could think of was the money I lost. To worsen things, I had not yet met up to the Olympic standards yet so I had other worries on my mind. 

    Nigerian Olympian

    Thankfully, God used the Edo state government and the minister of sport to make things a bit easy for me. However, I’m still not completely clear. I still need some money so I can reinvest back into training. But I can’t be thinking of all that today. I have a big day tomorrow.

    My plan today is simple: eat, train, pray and sleep. Tomorrow we make history by the special grace of God. 

    THURSDAY:

    Omo. Today was devastating for me. 


    One minute I was in the race, the next, I had pulled my hamstring and that was it. Over. Just like that.

    I cried inside. I kept asking why this happened now? At the finals of all places. The medical team examined me and on my way to camp I kept on consoling myself. I didn’t brood for too long because I know God understands better.

    I know the best will come out of what has happened.  As someone who has a personal fellowship with God, I recognise the importance of putting God in anything I do. After all, it’s still God and my training that brought me this far.

    My consolation is that for a minute I gave hope to Nigerians. I felt proud hearing people call my name all over the internet. At least, some people know that there’s one Enoch Adegoke, from O.A.U, that represented Nigeria in the track finals.

    It’s not much but it’s comforting. I only pray that this Olympics opens more doors beyond this competition.

    FRIDAY:

    “MRI scan, hamstring injury, rehabilitation, physiotherapist” — these are some of the words I’ve been hearing today.

    I started rehabilitation with the Nigerian medical team. They’ve been trying their best and that’s comforting. It also helps that the minister of sports promised that the government would take care of our medical bills. I’m trusting God that they’ll fulfil their promise. 

    It’s still one step at a time to recovery. I’m supposed to eat certain types of food on my recovery journey, but as I don’t have a nutritionist, I’m on my own. I’ll Google what I can and for the rest, I can’t kill myself. 

    2021 started with me being unsure about everything. But I prayed earnestly and didn’t allow doubt to stop me. All through my training for the Olympics, one thing was always on my mind: I’ll meet up with the standard for the competition. 

    It’s the same way I’m praying and believing my recovery will be smooth. 

    The future is bright. If I was able to come this far without a lot of support, I know I can do more with it. I have back to back games from 2022 – 2025 and I’m positive that with the right push I can win medals and attract a lot of goodwill. 

    I want to change the orientation of sports in Nigeria through my craft. People need to pay attention to other sports outside of football. 

    If I was in a different country, I know things would be different now. I feel like I’ve gotten marketed during the Olympics but I’m holding my breath for what comes next. I have no answer. 

    All I can do is trust God that one way or the other, I’ll find favour.


    Editor’s note: Enoch represented Nigeria at the track Olympics final, Nigeria’s first in 25 years.

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  • QUIZ: Only Geniuses Can Score 8/10 On This Olympics Quiz

    QUIZ: Only Geniuses Can Score 8/10 On This Olympics Quiz

    If you score up to 8 on this Olympics trivia, you’re definitely a genius.

    Go on:

  • For The First Time Ever, These Badass Women Will Take Nigeria To The Winter Olympics

    For The First Time Ever, These Badass Women Will Take Nigeria To The Winter Olympics

    It’s totally okay if you’ve never heard of the Winter Olympics before, very few Nigerians have. And it’s no surprise that it’s not popular around these parts; African countries rarely participate because only a handful experience snowy weather.

    But for the first time in history, 3 Nigerian women are determined to take the country to the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea.

    Houston-based Seun Adigun, who represented Nigeria in the 2012 Olympics, is the driver aspirant for the Nigerian Women’s Bobsled team. Her teammates are Ngozi Onwumere and Akuoma Omeoga.

    This is a fine and brave move, but there’s a catch. They need funds to get to the Olympics, so they’ve set up a go-fund-me for anyone who wants to donate to the cause.

    The trio will need funds for practice and winter gear among other things. Visit Adigun’s go-fund-me page to learn about her story and inspiration and for donations.

    We can all make history together with a little giving. Thanks to these awesome women, Nigeria will make it’s debut at the Winter Olympics.

  • 8 Sports Nigeria Would Win Gold In At The Olympics

    1. ‘Put on the Generator’ 100-yard dash.

    During champions league finals, I dey run pass Usain Bolt.

    2. ‘Dispenser bottle’ deadlift

    If you win at this, the next level is a bag of rice.

    3. ‘Monkey post’ soccer.

    Mourinho should sign me, let me do one-two touch with Zlatan.

    4. ‘Dodging a beating’ gymnastics

    When the cane comes out, next thing its maaaatriiixxx….

    5. ‘Killing mosquito’ karate.

    Just let mosquito show first, you’ll see original Bruce Lee.

    6. ‘Spinning textbooks’ rhythmic gymnastics.

    Just give me Ugo. C. Ugo, or New General Mathematics and gold medal sure pass.

    7. Table Tennis

    No joke here. Pass egg and bat make I smash your life.

    8. ‘Towel whip’ fencing.

    My school father would dip the end in water so it’ll be extra painful. He’ll make Nigeria proud.
  • 10 Olympic Sports You Can Start Practicing In Time For Tokyo 2020

    The Olympics are well over but we were super gingered by Japan’s amazing display at the Closing Ceremony in Rio. Because of that,we are ready to do wuru-wuru to the answer, so we can qualify for Tokyo 2020.

    1. Archery *a.k.a Bow and Arrow*

    Think of it as point and kill! Very easy something!

    2. Badminton

    Just hit the ball pam pam pam! Finish!

    3. Shooting

    After all the play-play gun moves we’ve had since we were kids, this one is just a piece of easy cake!

    4. Canoe Sprint

    We can all do row, row, row your boat now!

    5. Equestrian

    All the people riding horses at Bar-beach can organize for this one jor.

    6. Rhythmic gymnastics *women-only*

    If you can jump and dance like Eyo Masquerades, this one is for you.

    7. Water polo

    If you don’t have a swimming pool near you, take advantage of the recent rains and practice in your nearest gutter.

    8. Fencing

    This one is too easy abeg. Just chook someone with a fake sword and you win!

    9. Artistic gymnastics

    Simple somersaulting hian!

    10. Synchronised swimming

    Our mammy-water people can organize some ‘shoki’ moves underwater abeg.

    Let’s just drop this video here so our mammy waters can use it for practice when they go for meetings.

    https://youtu.be/PvYJ7qcUeUg?t=3s
  • These Nigerian Athletes Competed For Other Countries At The Olympics

    These Nigerian Athletes Competed For Other Countries At The Olympics
    If you’re Nigerian, and you don’t live under a rock then you are most likely aware of the Nigerian government’s poor treatment of Nigerian athletes. It was actually quite surprising that our U-23 team was able to bag a bronze at the Rio Olympics. Considering that, it’s no wonder these athletes of Nigerian descent  did not represent the country.

    1. Kemi Adekoya

    23-year-old Adekoya switched nationalities in 2014, after failing to qualify to represent Nigeria at the 2012 London Olympics. She represented Bahrain in 400m at the Rio Olympics, although she didn’t make it to the finals.

    2. Femi Ogunode

    Born in 1991, Femi moved to Qatar in 2009, and began competing for the oil-rich nation in 2010. He previously ran for University of Ibadan, and even qualified for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. For unknown reasons, he never actually went on to the event. He represented Qatar in both 100m and 200m races in Rio. Femi is currently Asia’s fastest man.

    3. Morolake Akinosun

    Born in Lagos in 1994, Akinosun represented and won gold for America in the  2015 Pan-African Games in Toronto. She also represented the country in 4x100m relay in Rio, winning another gold.

    4. Ezinne Okpaerebo

    Ezinne represented Norway at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, and again in the 2012 London Olympics. The 28-year-old Norwegian who was born in Nigeria and who originally hails from Imo State, is currently Norway’s fastest woman.

    5. Ayomide Folorunsho

    Born in Abeokuta in 1996, Folorunsho represented Italy in the World Championships in Beijing (2015), and the European Championships in Amsterdam (2016). She competed for Italy in the 400m hurdles and 400 x 100m in Rio.

    6. Abubakar Abass

    Born in Kano State in 1996, Abbas has won a silver medal in 400m for his adopted country Bahrain. He also represented the country in 400m race at the Rio Olympics.

    7. Francis Obilekwu

    This sprinter got injured representing Nigeria at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, but didn’t get any support from the government for his surgery in Canada. However, he went on to represent Portugal at the 2004 Olympics in Athens and won a silver medal for his adopted country.

    8. Marlilyn Okoro

    Born to Igbo parents, Okoro is a British track and field athlete. She represented Britain in the 2008 Beijing Olympics as well as at the IAAF and World Athletic Championships.

    9. Edidion Efonime Odiong

    This incredibly fast Nigerian sprinter represents Bahrain, and  won the 200m race at the IAAF U-20 Championships, 2016. The 19 year old was also at Rio to represent Bahrain, but unfortunately did not make it to the finals.

    10. Barbara Udoezi Nwaba

    Born to Igbo parents in 1987,  Barbara ran track for her school: University of California, Santa Barbara. She represented America at the Rio Olympics in Shot put, javelin and 800m race.
  • Nigeria’s U-23 Team Has Won The Country’s Only Medal in Rio

    Nigeria’s U-23 Team Has Won The Country’s Only Medal in Rio
    You remember how difficult the U-23 had it in the first week of the Olympics, don’t you? From cancelled flights to tales of being kicked out of their hotel rooms, this team had basically seen it all.

    The U-23 team finally clinched a medal in the Rio 2016 Olympics and we still can’t believe it.

    The team faced Honduras in a battle for the Bronze title after loosing 2-0 to Germany in the semi-finals.

    The Nigerian team dominated the game for the first 80 minutes with 3 goals from Sadiq Umar and Aminu Umar.

    We seriously thought we had the bronze in the bag until Anthony Lozano and Marcelo Pereira won 2 goals for Team Honduras in the final 20 minutes.

    This was us when we saw they had added 4 minutes of extra time to the game.

    Mercifully, the whistle was blown and Team Nigeria WON!

    Nigeria’s football bronze was the only medal the country managed to clinch in Rio. A tiny step-up from the London 2012 Summer Olympics performance where we had zero medals.

    Nigeria is the first African country to have completed a sweep of Olympic medals: Atlanta ’96 Gold, Beijing ’08 Silver and now Rio ’16 Bronze.

    Meanwhile, the Japanese plastic surgeon who promised the team a whooping $390,000 if they won actually came through!

    And get this, this good Samaritan actually traveled down to Brazil from Tokyo, to cheer the boys during their game against Honduras.

    Takasu said he was deeply moved by the Dream team’s financial challenges and extremely resilient spirit.

    His actions are in sharp contrast to that of Nigerian billionaires, who were not able to assist Nigerian athletes, after the government had shown little or no support for them.

    Aliko Dangote, Africa’s richest man promised the Super Eagles $1 million after their 2013 African Cup of Nations win, but the money has not been disbursed to date.

    As Tokyo 2020 closes in, we hope there’ll be a complete overhaul of the Nigerian Sports ministries and its agencies, so real heroes like these can be properly motivated and compensated.

  • This Nigerian Athlete Has Decided To Boycott The Olympics After Nigeria’s Bad Outing In Rio

    This Nigerian Athlete Has Decided To Boycott The Olympics After Nigeria’s Bad Outing In Rio
    A Nigerian weightlifter, after finishing 8th in her group, has decided to boycott the Olympics until things change for better.

    Looking at the general performance of the Nigerian team at the Olympics and how badly prepared Nigerian athletes were, it’s only enough to admit that the Nigerian sports sector needs some sort of reform.

    Mariam Hassan, who was the only Nigerian weightlifter at the Olympics couldn’t be more disappointed after facing competitors who were better trained with quality equipment.

    According to her, it’s useless to compete at the Olympics without winning any medal. She believes Nigerian athletes, when given access to quality training and proper sponsorship, are capable of competing with the best athletes in the world.

    She says the most painful part is how the athletes are expected to ‘miraculously’ win gold medals after receiving little support from the Nigerian government.

    Mariam has decided to only represent Nigeria in forthcoming Olympics on the condition that better training facilities are provided and things in the sporting sector generally change for the better. One can only imagine how these athletes feel, considering the fact that many of them made it as far as the semi finals of their categories.

    This year’s Olympics should serve as a lesson for Nigeria. In the past, Nigeria was one of the top countries that placed Africa on the international sporting map. However, Rio Olympics shows how bad things have become.

    We hope this event will make the Nigerian sports ministry take responsibility and change things for the better.

  • Usain Bolt Smiled Before Crossing The Finish Line And The Internet Went Wild

    Usain Bolt Smiled Before Crossing The Finish Line And The Internet Went Wild
    Usain Bolt won his 7th Olympic Gold in Rio, and he did it smiling! The 29-year-old Jamaican won the 100m Gold in Beijing ’08, and London’12, and has secured his title as the fastest man on Earth. We got the best internet reactions for you, you’re very welcome!

    Look at this greatness. Soak it in. Now you understand why Usain Bolt broke the internet.

    1. That time he took a selfie while running.

    https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/765095662681722881

    2. When your bad luck sets you in a race with Usain Bolt.

    3. Just look at the other guys dying on the track.

    4. This is how you look at your haters when you see them struggling to get at you.

    5. Or how you flee from this whole ‘adulting’ thing.

    6. Usain Bolt has won at life in less than 100 seconds.

    7. Because of Usain Bolt, it is now very okay to poke nose in other people’s business.

    https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/764996984889602048

    8. Its time for Barry Allen to quit acting ‘The Flash’, because this is the original Flash right here.

    9. That time Usain Bolt featured in ‘Scooby-doo’.

    https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/764983128330874880

    10. And we all agree that Usain Bolt is NOT HUMAN! He’s Immortal!

    11. Looks like someone found out the reason behind the smile.

    https://twitter.com/russbengtson/status/764984345882947585

    12. It appears Usain Bolt’s Mom went to the same training school as African moms.

    13. Jamaicans just could not keep calm after that race, and we totally get it.

  • 10 Nigerian Athletes You Should Look Out For At Rio 2016

    10 Nigerian Athletes You Should Look Out For At Rio 2016
    Despite being let down severally by the Nigerian Government, especially in the areas of funding, planning and general support, we still believe in the abilities of the athletes representing us. Here are the top stars we think will win big in Rio.

    1. Dream Team VI member, Oghenekaro Etebo.

    Etebo made us super proud when he scored 4 out of 5 goals in our U-23 game against Japan.

    2. Olympic and World Championship medalist, Blessing Okagbare.

    Okagbare  will represent us in both track events and long jump.

    3. Champion tennis player, Aruna Qadri.

    Quadri has set a record as the first African to make it to the Table Tennis Quarter Finals at the Olympics.

    4. Odunayo Adekuoroye, freestyle wrestling champion.

    She won a gold medal at the 2014 Commonwealth Games, and a bronze at the 2015 World Wrestling Championships.

    5. Nigerian-American basketball player, Olaseni ‘Shane’ Lawal.

    Shane plays center position for FC Barcelona Lassa, and is a great addition to the Nigerian team for the Men’s Tournament at the Olympics.

    6. Track and field athlete, Margaret Bamgbose.

    Bamgbose  was the lead for Team Nigeria’s relay race at the World Indoor Championships in Portland this year, and will represent Nigeria in the 400m Women’s Race.

    7. American-born athlete, Miles Ukaoma.

    He competed in the 2015 World Championships in Beijing and will represent Nigerian in the 400m Men’s Hurdle.

    8. Champion sprinter, Gloria Asunmu.

    Asunmu represented Nigeria in the 2014  IAAF relays, 2015 World Championships in Beijing and the 2016 African Championships in South Africa. She will represent Nigeria in the Women’s 100m and 4 by 100m relay race.

    9. U-23 footballer, Umar Sadiq.

    Sadiq who is also a forward for football club A.S Roma, scored Nigeria’s first goal in the game against Japan, and we look forward to all the amazing things this 19-year-old will do in Rio.

    10. John Mikel Obi, professional footballer.

    Mikel is a regular on the Nigerian national football team, and also a mid-fielder for English football club Chelsea. He is the captain of the Dream Team VI, and so far has led the team to win against Sweden and Japan.
  • Haters have Been Body Shaming This Ethiopian Athlete But He’s Not Giving Up On His Dreams

    Haters have Been Body Shaming This Ethiopian Athlete But He’s Not Giving Up On His Dreams
    24-year-old Robel Kiros Habte, out of his love for swimming joined the Olympic team to represent his country, Ethiopia, at the Summer Olympics in Rio. Unfortunately for him, haters had a lot to say about his weight.

    During the competition, Robel came 59th out of the 59 competitors and even got cut from the camera.

    After this poor performance, he was badly body shamed for his 179 pound weight and was even given a horrible nickname, “Robel The Whale”.

    https://twitter.com/Ashe_Q/status/763198222949093376

    People had so many horrid things to say about his weight and performance.

    Although reports say he was only able to join the team with the influence of his father, who is the president of the Ethiopian Swimming Federation, Robel has decided to not give up on swimming.

    He explained that he wanted to do something different for his country for the first time. In his words, “My country is famous for runners. I wanted to be famous for being a swimmer”.

    Speaking to Daily Mail about his current body size, he shared how he gained a lot of weight after surviving a car accident.

    While these negative comments have put him off from contesting in the next Olympics, Habte has sworn to shut all the haters down by working hard and placing his name in other international swimming competitions.

    In spite of his poor performance, he’s proud to be an Olympian and that should be the most important thing.

    And although his entry into the Olympics may have been out of corruption and not merit, body shaming him will not change the fact that he was the 1st Ethiopian to swim at the Olympics.

  • The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Outfits From Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony

    The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Outfits From Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony
    This post is pretty hard to write because our beloved Nigeria did not impress us. Due to poor planning, Team Nigeria couldn’t slay in traditional outfits. We are only here for the laughs sha, and we saved the worst for last.

    The Good:

    1. The South Korean Team looking nice and preppy in Beanpole’s design is seriously the cutest thing we’ve seen at the Olympics.

    These guys oozed cuteness.

    2. This guy from Tonga only had to wear baby oil.

    My oh my!

    3. All we see is awesomeness with this perfectly tailored Team USA ensemble.

    These Ralph Lauren boat shoes are the business!

    4. Team Canada went for flawless street style swag, designed by Dsquared.

    We half expected Drake and a flash mob to pop out.

    6. Team Djibouti killed it with a simple cultural look.

    Africans representing!

    7. And here is Team Great Britain serving a very British look in Stella McCartney and Adidas.

    Those sneakers are everything.

    8. Team Cuba looked like money in Louboutin/Sporty Henri designs.

    So very classy.

    Although they wore parkas over that awesomeness at the Opening Ceremony.

    Ahn ahn, why now?

    The Bad:

    1. Team Germany didn’t look so great wearing leggings under skirts.

    Leggings bawo?

    2. Team Italy could have done with more color, they looked really dull in Giorgio Armani’s all black designs.

    Abeg whose funeral is it?

    3. Looks like Nigerian tailors made Team Sweden’s ill-fitting skirts using ugly fabric.

    We are not understanding.

    4. Team China looked like a cold plate of tomato stew with the ugliest tie colors.

    Those ties are a no-no!

    5. We really like how cultural Team Indonesia looked, but the red and white blazer is giving us serious Ajinomoto vibes.

    ‘Maggi maggi!’

    The Ugly.

    We’re giving Team Nigeria the award for ‘The Ugly’ mainly because the outfits they were supposed to wear were beyond atrocious.

    Chineke!

    Thankfully, there was a delay in planning and the athletes had to wear available tracksuits instead.

    Praise the Lord!
  • 15 Times This Picture Perfectly Described Painful Nigerian Situations

    15 Times This Picture Perfectly Described Painful Nigerian Situations

    Nigeria’s basketball team, D’Tigers, had a photo-shoot in Brazil that basically broke the internet.

    But we are actually here for the ‘jonzing’ meme Olaseni ‘Shane’ Lawson blessed us with:

    1. When you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence.

    2. When you tell your friends that you’re travelling abroad for the holiday and your parents tell you to pack for village.

    3. When you text a babe you like and her boyfriend replies you.

    4. When you say “last card” and your friend gives you pick 3.

    5. When you get credit alert and you check and see N20 POS Loyalty.

    6. When you’re arguing with your boyfriend and he is confidently missing the point.

    7. When your card gets declined on your date after you’ve finished eating.

    8. When you’re moving in for a hug and she stretches out her hand for you.

    9. When you’re about to enter her DM and she posts an ‘I just said yes” engagement picture.

    10. When you tell her you love her and she says she loves you too… like a brother.

    11. When the ATM finishes making the ‘krrrrr’ sound, but nothing comes out.

    12. When you pay for her plane ticket and another man picks her up at the airport.

    13. When the last match casts your sweet bet slip.

    14. When you storm off hoping the market woman will call you back but she lets you walk away.

    15. When you smile at a fine babe in the club and her friend is the one that smiles back.

  • We Need To Talk About Team Nigeria’s Costume At The Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony

    We Need To Talk About Team Nigeria’s Costume At The Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony
    As if Nigerian athletes haven’t gone  through enough problems already, they were once again let down at the Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony due to poor planning by the Nigerian Olympic Committee.

    The Opening Ceremony is the official start of every Olympic Games, and Vanderlei de Lima, a former Brazilian athlete opened it this time around.

    Athletes from different countries filed out in a colorful parade, dressed very beautifully, especially this flag bearer from Tonga.

    How Nigerians waited for our athletes to appear in killer outfits, because we slay at this Aso Ebi game.

    But imagine our shock when Team Nigeria came out in track suits, not looking super-excited to be at the Olympics. But can we blame them?

    The athletes had to wear track suits because the traditional attire was not available.

    We all agree the Nigeria Olympic Committee could’ve planned better for Rio 2016.

    Apparently, the costumes arrived in Brazil late, just like our U-23 footballers arrived in Brazil only 6 hours to their first game!

    Someone leaked the actual costume pictures online and we are seriously thanking God for that ‘delay’.

    See how Nigerian Twitter took the outfit apart.

    The tailoring and color combination didn’t look great sef.

    Someone even compared the outfit to the Avatar’s costume.

    But maybe the track suit idea wasn’t so bad after all, some seemed to like it.

    And we are just as pained! Nigeria and disappointment are like two peas in a pod, and we are just tired!

  • The Nigerian 4x400m Women’s Relay Team Have Been Disqualified From The 2016 Olympics

    The Nigerian 4x400m Women’s Relay Team Have Been Disqualified From The 2016 Olympics
    After going through so much and not even receiving financial support from the Nigerian government, the women representing Nigeria at the 2016 Olympics 4x400m relay event have been disqualified by the IAAF.

    According to Complete Sports, the team got banned after one of the athletes, Tosin Adeloye, tested positive to a banned substance at the Confederation of African Athletics (CAA) Super Grand Prix/Warri Relays which took place in Warri, Delta State in July 2015.

    As a result, Nigeria will no longer be represented at the 4x400m event even after the team came 4th during the IAAF World Championship in August 2015. All records of the team making the top list during the Beijing games have also been removed from the IAAF website.

    In addition to being disqualified from the Olympics, Tosin has been banned for 8 years and also stripped of all the results she achieved individually or jointly.

    While other members of the relay team will still take part in other events, it’s unfortunate that Regina George, one of the athletes that raised funds via GoFundMe, will not make the Olympics because the 4x400m race was the only event she was to participate in.

    More attention should be paid to Nigerian athletes, so they are properly educated on the necessary regulations to obey and also the kinds of substances to be avoided.

  • Chiereka Ukogu Is Nigeria’s First Olympics Rowing Athlete

    Chiereka Ukogu Is Nigeria’s First Olympics Rowing Athlete
    For the first time ever, Nigeria will be represented at the Olympics rowing event in 2016 by a resilient 23 year old woman.

    But this feat didn’t come easy for Chierika Ukogu, who had to put off medical school for 2 years just to make her dream of representing Nigeria at the Olympics possible.

    Despite not receiving any financial help from the Nigerian government, this Stanford University graduate funded her training and travel expenses through her full-time job and T-shirt sales.

    However, with the Olympics drawing nearer, the need to train harder drove Chiereka to raise more funds via her GoFundMe page.

    Although she was born and raised by Nigeria parents in the U.S, Chiereka is thrilled to be the first Nigerian athlete to row at the Olympics

    What motivates her isn’t just her personal goal to be a great athlete, but also the need to promote sports in Africa and also inspire young people in Nigeria and the U.S.

    We’re so proud of Chiereka! We wish her all the best and hope she brings all the gold home.

  • Nigerians React To The Rio Olympics Ticket Wahala

    Nigerians React To The Rio Olympics Ticket Wahala

    For a country that’s home to amazing athletes like Blessing Okagbare and Seye Ogunlewe, it’s expected that these sportsmen are properly rewarded for their efforts.

    Unfortunately, Nigerian athletes hardly enjoy any benefits and this video couldn’t be more saddening.

    Although the Nigerian team qualified for the Summer Olympics, it was reported that the athletes were asked to buy their tickets to the trip themselves.

    Some of them had to source for funds via their social media pages.

    Outraged by this development, Nigerians tweeted their disappointment in the sports ministry.

    It’s unfortunate that after training for years and making the team, they’re still being asked to pay for their tickets.

    They shouldn’t be just sourcing for tickets 13 days to the Olympics.

    Maybe Nigerian brands should pay more attention to these athletes during these times.

    Perhaps, the people running with Nigeria’s money should kuku run for Nigeria.

    The Nigerian government ought to invest in things that are more profitable to the country.

    https://twitter.com/ebuka_akara/status/756782345475256320

    Meanwhile, in other countries….

    It’s even more disappointing that the fastest man in Asia as at 2016 is Nigerian-born, Femi Ogunode.

    For a country with a high unemployment rate, the sports sector should at least be adequately funded so that the Nigerian youth going into sports can be empowered.

    Following the reaction from Nigerians on social media, the sports minister, Solomon Dalung, addressed the issue claiming the sports ministry had nothing to do with the email which was obviously signed by a deputy director in the ministry.

    He also added that the athletes won’t be paying for their tickets and he will ensure their safe trip the Games Village in Rio.

    UPDATE on #Rio2016: New letter makes it clear that FG will issue tickets to enable all athletes travel to and from Rio—as is expected.

    — We ASOcial (@DigiCommsNG) July 23, 2016

    We hope the government keeps their promise and gives these athletes all the support they need.