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  • 6 Things To Do If You Noticed Sexual Tension Between Ade Tiger And Oba

    A few people have come out to say they noticed some sexual tension between Oba and Ade Tiger from the stellar TV show King Of Boys. We don’t know how they noticed the sexual tension or why they did. If you watched King Of Boys and you noticed any tension, please do one or two of the things on this list.

    1. Pray for yourself

    You need to close your eyes and pray. The thoughts running through your mind are bad. There is down bad and there’s you and it is only prayer that can bring you out of the deep depth of horniness you are in.

    2. Close your laptop

    Close your laptop and start thinking about your life, make sure you reflect on why such a thought even crossed your mind in the first place. You can go the extra mile by throwing the laptop away so you never have to use it to watch tv shows that’ll make you think such thoughts.

    3. Switch the tv off

    The first step is to switch off the tv, the second step is to break it into pieces. We are not even being extra or dramatic. After switching off the tv and breaking it, make a pact with yourself to never watch tv shows again. Period.

    4. Wash your eyes

    Make sure you wash your eyes with soap and water. We’ll have told you to wash your mind, but we don’t know how possible that is. Removing your eyes completely would have been a really good option if it wasn’t so dramatic.

    5. Read your Bible or Quran

    Religious or not, pick up a Bible or a Quran and read one of them. You are clearly in dire need of spiritual redemption.

    6. Sleep

    Just go to bed, sleep for nothing less than 12 hours so you can wake up refreshed with new thoughts. Everyone knows that tired minds think worrisome thoughts.

  • 6 Bizarre Theories About The Fire Outbreak At The Oba Of Lagos’ Palace

    1. Jazz

    People are saying that the Ooni used jazz to set the Oba’s palace on fire because he’s still angry about being snubbed.

    2. Ooni hired thugs to burn the palace down.

    Because he’s still angry about being snubbed.

    3. Accident

    I mean it’s completely possible that there was a power surge. Jazz seems like a more fun theory tho. Which leads to this next entry.

    4. Sango was involved.

    Apparently some people believe that Sango was pissed about the Oba snubbing the Ooni and decided to retaliate on the Ooni’s behalf. What the hell is wrong with people??! Lmao

    5. Someone in the palace forgot a candle on and slept off.

    And then so they wouldn’t get in trouble, spread the rumor about seeing thugs burning the place down. LOL

    6. Sango was responsible but this time, he was summoned.

    Someone, pissed on behalf of the Ooni, summoned Sango to burn the palace down. I’m tired of you people tbh.