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  • 7 Very Ayanma Moments We’ve All Had In The Toilet

    7 Very Ayanma Moments We’ve All Had In The Toilet

    1. When you flush the poo and one lone soldier decides not to go

    2. When you sit on the toilet and it’s warm and wet

    3. When you you’re pooing and it smells like hell itself

    4. When you finish using the toilet and realize the water is actually not running

    5. When you enter the toilet right after someone else has brutalized it

    6. When your poo has so much force that toilet water splashes on your bum

    7. When you don’t aim right and you miss the toilet bowl.

    Shola

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  • 16 Signs Your Adulting Game Is Actually On Point

    16 Signs Your Adulting Game Is Actually On Point

    1. You remember to get petrol for the generator every time

    NEPA can never disappoint you.

    2. You have the gas man, the electrician and the plumber on speed dial

    Because gas cannot let hunger come and kill you.

    3. You have a job that you try not to suck at

    You try o!

    4. Your saving game is on point

    Superstar that you are.

    5. … And you’re very strict with spending money

    No money to waste, biko.

    6. But you also know when to have fun and splurge because you cannot come and die

    You cannot come and go and die.

    7. You actually catch up with your old friends

    Aren’t you the sweetest?

    8. You know how to make serious concoction

    Pour everything together and eat, please.

    9. You have enough money to stay on your own, but you’re smart enough to stay with your parents

    Only people with sense know this.

    10. You know when to let some people in your life go

    Biko, don’t kill me with headache.

    11. You have customers in every market

    You know all the cheapest spots too!

    12. Your pricing game is not anybody’s mate

    Even when you’re not on a budget, you’re on a budget.

    13. You exercise and drink plenty water everyday

    Fitfam, show yourself.

    14. You know real adults need to use real protection during sex

    HAVE SENSE! AIDS IS REAL.

    15. You actually use the overhead bridge. Every time!

    Everytime? You’re extra sha, but 3 gbosa for you.

    16. You know very well you have to choose your owambes carefully

    Just buy the aso ebi that concerns you and go.

    Shola

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  • 12 Things Only People Who Don’t Know Jack About Flirting Will Relate To

    12 Things Only People Who Don’t Know Jack About Flirting Will Relate To

    1. When one fine boy is talking to you and you’re like

    Eskis sir, do you really mean me?

    2. You, when someone is trying to form small talk with you

    Just stop and leave me alone, abeg.

    3. You, trying to up your flirt game

    Shebi applying lipstick is sexy?

    4. When a fine boy just says ‘you’re beautiful’ out of no where

    No, why you lying?

    5. You trying to smile in public so you look like you’re fun and interesting

    I kuku use Close-Up before.

    6. When your crush says something funny, you’re like

    Laughing like hyena so he knows it’s real.

    7. You, when your crush is actually talking to you

    Do I reply or do I just keep looking like a mumu until he goes away?

    8. Anytime you’re at a social event, you and your phone are like

    You can’t make awkward eye contact if you’re not looking at anybody.

    9. When you’re really trying to be funny with a group of guys and nobody laughs

    Even your crush!

    10. When someone cute tries to make eye contact with you

    11. You, when you see your crush losing interest in you because you’re weird AF

    See my life in the outside!

    12. When you finally give up and just kuku stalk your crush on Facebook

    Shola

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  • 11 Times Nigerians Hilariously Described This DJ Khaled Meme

    1. When you visit your friend that keeps dogs in their house.

    https://twitter.com/Hisroyaldopenez/status/833715147168477185

    2. How your siblings come to disturb your entire life.

    https://twitter.com/joshuafiyin/status/834263438562099200

    3. When you want to ask your mother a question but you’re afraid of her slapping your face.

    https://twitter.com/ltsKermit/status/835075811862589440

    4. Arsenal fans, whenever football banter comes up.

    5. This tweet that accurately describes DJ Khaled.

    6. When you trust God but just want to make sure things are okay.

    7. When you want to do Yahoo Yahoo but you have home training.

    https://twitter.com/BillionTwiTs/status/832579915774095367

    8. When your mommy makes a promise but you know she’s lying.

    https://twitter.com/Etinyene_/status/833451091664658433

    9. When your mum won’t stop complaining about you in the house.

    10. The official amebo pose:

    11. When your favourite uncle is around but you don’t want to look like a beggy-beggy.

    https://twitter.com/iDREYY/status/833029347841810432

    Maryam

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  • 10 Struggles You’ll Get If You Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Beans

    10 Struggles You’ll Get If You Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Beans

    1. So your love for beans is like that of Beyonce and Jay Z

    2. And you and the ewa-agoyin seller are the best padis

    3. But your tummy does not mean you well

    4. And even your bum-bum is in this conspiracy

    5. Because everytime you eat beans, bad things happen

    6. First, there’s a rumble in your tummy

    7. And then there’s a tumble

    8. And you know if you don’t visit a toilet immediately, all hell will break loose…

    9. Literally!

    10. How can something so good, be so bad?

    Shola

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  • 9 Things That Make Us Single Girls Thankful AF

    9 Things That Make Us Single Girls Thankful AF

    1. Everyday is no shave day

    Nobody will kuku see it!

    2. You can wear purple bra with pink panties and not give a single shit

    Zero fucks given.

    3. Weekends are spent with the actual love of your life: TV

    No greater bae is needed.

    4. How you flirt with all the boys because you belong to NO ONE!

    I’m very free.

    5. Valentine’s day is really just for showing yourself more love

    But who can love me better than me?

    6. You always have credit because no bae, no long calls

    If no one calls you, Airtel will sha call you.

    7. You can shout ‘MEN ARE SCUM’ with your chest

    Scream it out loud without feeling guilty.

    8. You’re free to wear your tear-tear pants

    Nobody to judge you.

    9. And to be honest, you only have to buy new bras like once a while

    Shola

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  • This Babe Recreating Celeb Pictures Is Actually The Best Thing Ever

    This Babe Recreating Celeb Pictures Is Actually The Best Thing Ever

    1. We were minding our business as we always do when we saw this lady’s hilarious pictures

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BLivrhag0p9/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    2. Her name is Nnemba and she’s probably the funniest account on Instagram right now

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BL3D0aYAGK1/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    3. See how she turned Rihanna’s red carpet look into something else

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BL-200HAZ4B/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    4. She even made one of Presido

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMTauSYgxfW/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    5. Just look at this

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNXN-BZgPnR/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    6. When you want to be Kim Kardashian but the Orisha is strong in you

    7. She even copied Keke Palmer. Is this genius or madness or both?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BOe48xpAz4j/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    8. Why is she holding remote, please?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BOpFgkbgVZ9/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    9. When your twin in the village finally comes to town

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPFKpNcg85z/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    10. We have no words!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPM4WuljLH7/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    11. Melania Trump of life

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPhfx-SjwJs/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    12. Hands down, this is the best one!

    13. Omg, this babe even tried to be Tracee Ellis Ross?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPuYqNAjzbQ/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    14. When you believe you can literally fly

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPxQelmg4GC/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    15. This is the one we’ve all been waiting for!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQAVkA7A_KD/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    16. This is too much, honestly

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQh9EiRg_3L/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    17. SMH!!!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQqZDm9Dhqr/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    18. Okay, we’re done!

    Be sure to check out Nnemba’s Instagram for hilarious posts!

    Shola

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  • These Hyper-Realistic Draiwings Are Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind

    1. You probably think this is a black and white photograph.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/8mTfvio9tQ/?hl=en

    2. You’re forgiven, because I thought the same as well. But they’re drawings!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/9hiq2ho9uj/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    3. Stanley Arinze, a brilliant Nigerian artist is using pencils to create these life-like portraits.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BC3naH2o9pH/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en
    Arinze spends over 200 hours on each of his paintings. His work is inspired by artists like Kelvin Okafor, amongst others.

    4. And aren’t they beautiful?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQa-Tq9Domh/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en
    His aim is to carve a niche for Nigerian artists like himself, and make the vocation as lucrative as being a doctor or a lawyer.

    5. How can one person pack all this talent?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPdqvoLDgp2/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    6. So unbelievably real!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNaBUOUhPmQ/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    7. Favorite one

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNIU4MIheKz/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    8. Even Mark ‘Zukaburg’ is here

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMe64WEDb5a/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    9. Big ups to this guy and all other talented Nigerian artists doing great things.

    Shola

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  • 12 Things That Brings Every Yoruba Mother Immense Joy

    12 Things That Brings Every Yoruba Mother Immense Joy

    1. Saturdays that come with Owambes

    Like 4 or 5 weddings is very alright.

    2. A gallon of palm oil in their soup.

    Just because they can.

    3. Shouting at everything and shouting at nothing

    Because the whole neighbourhood must know they’re around.

    4. Gosip, gossip and more gossip.

    They come alive when it’s gossip-time.

    5. Pricing things and generally disturbing traders

    Yoruba mothers will price from N1000 to N100. Kuku carry it for free.

    6. Disturbing all the single ladies

    Immediately after NYSC, just submit your potential husband list.

    7. Using body language

    If you understand, you understand.

    8. Exaggerating everything possible

    Yoruba mothers will add spice, pepper and oil to the original gist.

    9. When you kneel down to greet your Yoruba mom’s friends, she’s like:

    Because you have proven she taught you home training.

    10. Yoruba mothers and Whatsapp broadcast messages

    Somebody, please seize their phones.

    11. When Yoruba mothers realize Whatsapp is not free

    12. When you now bring a spouse that is actually Yoruba

    Wedding o’clock!

    Shola

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  • 11 Ways Nigerian Bukas Break Your Heart On A Daily

    11 Ways Nigerian Bukas Break Your Heart On A Daily

    1. When you’ve not eaten breakfast and they’ve not opened by 9am

    Is this how I die early in the morning?

    2. When they serve you plenty rice and put a drop of stew

    That’s an abomination in my village!

    3. You, when they say plastic pack is N100

    Let’s be lying this lie small small o!

    4. When you now say you want to do eat-in and you see all the customers eating

    Nawa! Na real wa!

    5. You, when you want to buy plantain and they say it has finished

    You say wetin?

    6. And they say it with straight face!

    No, but are they not cruel?

    7. As if they are not aware that not having dodo is classified as crimes against humanity

    Okay, it’s not a crime yet, but someone should add it ASAP!

    8. When you give them N500 and they say they don’t have common N50 change

    I’m not really understanding all this!

    9. Your face, when they say you should leave the change

    In this recession? You must be a joker.

    10. When you realize that meat in amala section is more expensive than the meat in rice section, you’re like

    Things are not adding up in this place o!

    11. When you thought you bought jollof, but all you see is hair in your food

    Is this life?

    Shola

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  • One Oyinbo Girl Has Hacked Tywse’s Instagram And It’s Quite Bloody

    You guys remember everyone’s favorite Instagram comedian, Twyse.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BO1qy7fgluT/?taken-by=twyse_116
    Sharply check out our favorite Twyse skits here.

    We were about to take our daily dose of laughs from his page when we saw this horror film.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQf061qAAep/?taken-by=twyse_116

    It appears that one Oyinbo girl all the way from Poland has hacked baba’s account o!

    And this babe is even threatening to delete the account!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQf3u7PAs7a/?taken-by=twyse_116
    Aye le o!

    As ususal, Nigerians are very, very mad about it.

    It’s not a joking sturv.

    People are not taking it easy o!

    But how will the girl understand all this one now?

    Meanwhile, Twyse is using another account for now.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQjFyxPl8QD/?taken-by=taofeek_

    If that girl should delete all our favorite videos, she will hear it!

    Shola

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  • 13 Tweets That Prove Nigerians Have No Hometraining

    1. This shade at a whole giant of Africa.

    https://twitter.com/MrEnclave/status/830500129035673600

    2. This tweet about Tuface’s crowd management.

    3. This tweet about Desiigner’s Grammy outfit.

    4. This unsolicited advice.

    5. This hilariously rude question.

    6. This tweet about Kemen from Big Brother Naija.

    https://twitter.com/Elohcaine/status/830541844744400896

    7. This one about Igbo girls.

    https://twitter.com/TheyLoveSosaaaa/status/831212713950986241

    8. This tweet about tithes and Pastor Ashimolowo.

    9. What this person said about Debbie Rise from Big Brother Naija.

    10. Ambode Obsarver is so rude!

    Maryam

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  • Charlie Boy’s New Single Is Proof That He’s Not Done With Nigerian Politicians

    Every day, Nigerians grow a little madder at the inefficiency of government officials and the general rot in the system. Recently, yours truly covered the Lagos Protests which Charly Boy, the Nigerian musician attended as well. Now, he has released a new single ‘Our Mumu Don Do’, a warning to all politicians about a revolution that will come sooner or later.

    Hopefully, more Nigerian artistes will follow in his footsteps. Who knows? The administration might just be forced to listen to us.

    Because this recession is about to kill us o!

    Shola

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  • People Are Appreciating The Greatness That Is This Iron

    People Are Appreciating The Greatness That Is This Iron

    1. One good Samaritan is reminding all of us about this legendary iron

    2. The iron that can do absolutely ANYTHING!

    3. You can even use it to cut grass

    https://twitter.com/Topson007/status/831193069869490176

    4. And ‘spoil’ or ‘faulty’ is not in this legend’s dictionary

    5. It’s a part of our pasts and even our present

    6. It deserves to be honoured

    7. … and to be carried everywhere

    8. But some think it’s not that great

    9. Oh wait, this one is actually freaking great! No light? No worries

    https://twitter.com/mutuku__/status/831176021265227776

    10. Okay, which one is this o?

    11. Okay, you are not our mate if you know this one!

    https://twitter.com/Taylormade9929/status/831271217445351424

    12. This is the only one we recognise

    Shola

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  • 7 Unusual Gifts Every Nigerian Girl Should Give Her Boyfriend This Valentine

    1. Peace of mind

    Take a small break from crucifying that brother, but resume again in March.

    2. Privacy! Leave his phone alone!

    A man has secrets, leave it like that.

    3. Forget boxers and singlets, get him a fine sidechick

    Or 2, so you’ll always know who your competition is.

    4. Make him happy by shouting ‘I HAVE A BOYFRIEND’ to wahala boys

    Does it matter that he has 3 side chicks on a low?

    5. Don’t forget to give him time to chase other women

    Sister, you’re not the only one, just free that guy.

    6. If he’s not treating you right, gift him with your dissapearance

    All he wants for Val is you. Gone.

    7. Leave him alone with his game wahala

    Let him spend the whole day playing it without nagging.

    Or is that what he REALLY wants? Come sef, how much do you know about your bae?

    Do you know him well at all??

    Let’s test this love now now!

    Ta da! Here’s the magic portal.

    Shola

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  • 10 Tweets That Show Nigerians Are Actually Some Of The Smartest People In The World

    1. This incredible work of art built by, Uniben student, Josh Egesi

    2. This wooden car was built here in Naija.

    3. This surreal Iron Man replica built by Odumegwu Collins, a student of IMT Enugu.

    4. Our favourite childhood game is back to life, thanks to UNILAG student, Tade Ajiboye.

    5. This adorable 12-year-old who created an app to help lost children get home.

    https://twitter.com/BlackNewsOutlet/status/822167668912488450

    6. Nigerians have even created an original children’s cartoon translated in the 3 major languages.

    7. The indescribable artwork of Isaac Aladeogo.

    8. The amazing Florence Adepoju, who started her own lipstick line, MDMFlow, from her parent’s backyard.

    9. This mind-blowing, record-breaking contortionist, Adewale Alade.

    10. Shoutout to these brothers for blessing us with Wilson’s Lemonade. They started their business with less than N3000.

    Maryam

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  • 14 Hilarious Tweets About Val’s That’ll Make You Laugh As Loud As You Can

    14 Hilarious Tweets About Val’s That’ll Make You Laugh As Loud As You Can

    1. This person that is shaming Ghana girls anyhow

    2. For all the boys that’ll be disapointed on the 14th

    https://twitter.com/delmiyaa/status/828911010023092225

    3. So you’ve been wondering why you’re always single

    4. Boys, is this true?

    https://twitter.com/TheUfuoma_/status/829059202098327552

    5. Who’s girlfriend is giving someone wrapper?

    6. This one just wants his unborn kids to stay where they are

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/829228696326307840

    7. When you know you’re getting zero gifts

    8. Dodging those subs like

    https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/828965026694299648

    9. For broke girls

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828920683803660288

    10. This one is so true!

    https://twitter.com/ITARKAA/status/826673554020253696

    11. When you’ve kuku accepted your fate

    12. Which kind of prayer is this one now?

    13. If no one loves you, love yourself abeg

    14. Naija boys, prepare yourselves for the boxers and singlets!

    Shola

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  • 18 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Describe Nigerian Mothers

    18 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Describe Nigerian Mothers

    1. How Nigerian mothers reacted to Beyonce’s pregnancy news.

    https://twitter.com/bolanleajao_/status/826903655454486529

    2. When you try to eat before saying your prayers.

    https://twitter.com/SammyBello_8/status/821825331535417345

    3. How Nigerian mothers apologise to their children.

    https://twitter.com/chidzhazenberry/status/801002844832890880

    4. When you drive your Nigerian mummy.

    https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/752644922394697728

    5. When you take your mum to a fancy restaurant.

    6. Someone can’t even rest again?

    7. How Nigerian mothers price things in the market.

    8. Any small thing, ‘I did not kill my mother’.

    https://twitter.com/ItzToyin/status/821772068882497536

    9. Nigerian mothers believe in the ‘men are scum’ movement sha.

    10. Even if they won’t let someone hear word with marriage talk.

    https://twitter.com/Tobey_O/status/818179033481564161

    11. How you look when they decide to buy you clothes.

    https://twitter.com/SimplyRisque/status/818063330321596417

    12. When you tell your mother about your prayer request.

    13. Na wa o!

    14. How your mother wakes you up for church on Sundays.

    15. We need them to represent Nigeria at the Olympics please.

    16. They know the prices of everything.

    17. Nigerian mothers have no chill!

    18. This one is just the most annoying thing ever!

    https://twitter.com/officialdaddymo/status/785361881091432448

    Maryam

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  • How One Woman Literally Changed A Small Boy’s Life Forever

    You definitely remember this touching image that flooded social media last year.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBp1meUOGT8/?taken-by=dinnoedhjaelp&hl=en
    Last year, we told you the story of this 2-year-old boy who was abandoned in Akwa Ibom for being a witch, and Anja Ringgren Loven, the woman who saved and nurtured him back to life.

    The little boy was severely malnourished and disoriented when Anja found him and took him in.

    Originally from Denmark, Anja sold all she had and moved to Nigeria to start a much-needed charity foundation for Nigerian kids accused of witchcraft – the African Children’s Aid And Development Foundation.

    She named him ‘Hope’, and a little over a year later, the little boy’s life has taken an amazing turn for better.

    In just a year, Anja’s foundation helped turn Hope into a healthy, fun loving child. He even started school recently.

    You mean there are still people like Anja in this wicked world?

    Unbelievable as it seems, Hope’s case is not unique. There are many cases of kids being killed for being witches and organisations like Anja’s are doing a lot to save them.

    But see how Hope, the little fighter, is doing now.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BLu8TpjgfnX/?taken-by=dinnoedhjaelp&hl=en

    Just look at him go!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BGYcxtjOGbL/?taken-by=dinnoedhjaelp&hl=en

    Humanity in it’s purest form

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BL8UonrA7WF/?taken-by=dinnoedhjaelp&hl=en
    Anja with the kids her organisation has saved over the years.

    God bless this woman.

    When there is life, there is hope!

    Shola

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  • 10 Struggles That Come With Having Annoying Younger Sisters

    1. When you buy something new and they wear it without your permission

    Aunty, did we buy it together?

    2. When they think your makeup is their makeup

    No, but how?

    3. How they avoid buying anything because they know they’ll get to use yours

    Is that how life is?

    4. When you’re on the phone with bae and they start their wahala

    Do you want to get bitch-slapped, though?

    5. When they hang around you when your friends are arounId, you’re like

    My friend if you don’t disappear!

    6. When you’re now going out with your friends and they say they want to follow you

    Will you keep quiet?

    7. When you get a new job and they start asking for money

    Did I born you, though?

    8. Your face, when they now have the audacity to use your ATM behind your back

    Oh so we’re now using banks together? Issokay!

    9. You, when you catch them wearing your underwear

    Ewwww!

    10. When they now tell you they have boyfriends

    I’m having boyfriend, you’re having boyfriend. Disrespect!

    Shola

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  • People Are Using This Meme To Distribute Sense And It’s Hilarious AF

    People Are Using This Meme To Distribute Sense And It’s Hilarious AF
    People on Twitter are using this meme to tweet about having sense and it’s absolutely perfect.

    1. But is it cheating if you don’t get caught?

    https://twitter.com/RodriguezThaGod/status/826313987394588672

    2. For people who don’t have sense

    3. How to get that annoying boy to leave you alone

    4. Respect is reciprocal

    https://twitter.com/Nasiaaaaaaaaaaa/status/826478746819579905

    5. Love lessons 101

    6. For people who prefer to carry shoulder up

    https://twitter.com/jalaliy_SA/status/826490032949190658

    7. Is it an argument if you just unlook?

    https://twitter.com/_Lavon314/status/826118568018329601

    8. What you don’t know won’t kill you

    9. If you don’t want carry over, kuku don’t go to school

    https://twitter.com/Malan_Baffa/status/826469961988239361

    10. If you’re getting curved, be sure to get curved twice

    11. This one goes without saying

    12. Get familiar with the BLOCK button for peace of mind

    13. Failure is not in your dictionary because:

    https://twitter.com/Sae_SZ/status/826476234129420288

    14. Broke people don’t spend

    15. The only reason we avoid relationships

    https://twitter.com/TheLifeOfKale/status/826208310047170562

    16. Just use this gesture to prove that you have sense in abundance

    https://twitter.com/officialdaddymo/status/826669084632821761

    17. For people who have guilty conscience

    https://twitter.com/Iad3uxieme/status/826132045386612736

    18. This is how you stay beautiful

    https://twitter.com/glowingangeI/status/825467235934359552

    19. People of God, stop with goal setting abeg

    https://twitter.com/_Lavon314/status/826552446059167744

    20. How to avoid the case of a broken condom

    https://twitter.com/_Lavon314/status/826142381091209217

    Let’s all borrow sense

    Shola

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  • We Seriously Can’t Wait For The Release Of This ‘Ojukokoro’ Movie

    Something fantastic is coming to our screens this March.

    Ojukokoro (Greed) is written and directed by a fresh new comer in the industry, Dare Olaitan.

    The 26-year-old is certainly going to make a bang with his debut movie; it features brilliant acts like Wale Ojo, Linda Ejiofor, Somkele Idalama, Bolly-lomo, Hafiz Oyetoro, Ali Nuhu and we’re pretty sure Zainab Balogun is in there as well!

    Produced by Olufemi D. Ogunsanwo, the revolves around the greed of Andrew Onakoya, a Petrol Station Manager, who decides to rob his station because ‘if you take from thieves, is it really stealing?’.

    But things go terribly wrong and we have to wait till March 17th to find out what it was, but peek the trailer here.

    Shola

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  • 10 People That Are Already Catching Feelings For Bally #BBNaija

    10 People That Are Already Catching Feelings For Bally #BBNaija
    Big Brother Naija recently launched and it’s been lit so far. Here are the 12 housemates who are vying for the N25 Million win. We also listed the guys we’d love to see in the house here.

    We are all a bit disappointed that there aren’t more fine guys in the house.

    Though everyone seems to be falling head over heels for Bally.

    1. People are dying over his beauty

    https://twitter.com/EfkaySpeaks/status/823237721850253313

    2. They are even looking for his brother.

    3. In fact, some are already predicting his win.

    4. But it’s his voice that’s really making everyone crazy.

    5. And everyone really wishes he’ll keep talking non-stop.

    https://twitter.com/ekiloui/status/824202152126058497

    6. And people just wait for him to speak like:

    https://twitter.com/bwiiishlee/status/824203485835120641

    7. Even his eyes are doing their own

    8. But the voice is still the main culprit.

    9. His voice is definitely melting our hearts.

    10. And now Big Brother has some serious competition.

    Shola

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  • 9 Pictures Garri Lovers Will Find Truly Satisfying

    9 Pictures Garri Lovers Will Find Truly Satisfying

    1. This groundnut that only needs garri and cold water to be great

    2. This perfect setting featuring grilled fish

    3. This garri and chocolate combination that we all need to try

    4. This garri smoothie that will save lives

    5. This chicken that compliments the garri so well

    6. This beautiful bowl of ijebu garri that you can’t stop staring at

    7. And what of this suya and and garri that is just begging to be eaten?

    8. This zobo-red garri that just makes you happy

    9. This garri pack that’s easy to sneak into the office

    Shola

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  • 13 Struggles Only New Moms Will Immediately Relate To

    1. You are very glad that your baby has finally arrived.

    My joy is too full.

    2. After giving you serious wahala for 9 months, you can finally rest.

    Or so you thought.

    3. You, when you have to feed the baby for the 50th time in a day.

    Is this how I die?

    4. When your mother-in-law now says you must start sitting on hot water-bucket every morning.

    You people did not tell me this one before now!

    5. When your baby finally sleeps and you can get some rest…

    Because you’ve not slept in days.

    6. Only for you to hear one yama yama cry again.

    Which kind of baby is this one?

    7. How your husband disappears when the baby starts wahala.

    There is God o!

    8. The amount of water you have to drink everyday.

    Because you and thirst are now best friends.

    9. And your appetite has you like this every time:

    It is not kuku your fault.

    10. You, when your mother-in-law starts talking about another child.

    Not understanding.

    11. This was you, the first time you had to suck your baby’s snotty nose.

    Or clean poo poo. What a disgust!

    12. When people start giving you different baby care advise from left and right

    Awon Advisors-General of the Federation.

    13. You, when someone mishandles your baby.

    “Eskis sir, are they doing you from the village?”

    Shola

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  • If You Live For Agbalumo Season, This Is Your Story

    1. So your love for agbalumo is greater than Obama and Michelle’s own

    Love like no other.

    2. When agbalumo is not in season, you’re always like:

    What is life without agbalumo?

    3. You, when correct people finally start selling agbalumo

    My joy is finally full!

    4. When you buy agbalumo and it’s sour AF

    And those yeye sellers will lie it’s sweet o!

    5. How you run to the mallams that sell the biggest and juiciest ones

    Before they finish buying everything.

    6. You, when your friends start begging for agbalumo from you

    But go and buy your own na!

    7. When someone says you should call it ‘cherry’, not ‘agbalumo’

    Girl, bye.

    8. How you take agbalumo morning, noon, and night

    Without regrets.

    9. You, when you mistakenly swallow the seed

    You mean agbalumo tree will start growing in my stomach?

    10. When peple think you’re chewing gum but it’s really just agbalumo

    Because there is too much sense.

    11. When you now mistakenly buy agbalumo that has maggots, you’re like:

    Done. Just done.

    Shola

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  • 13 People Who Had It Worse Than You In Boarding School

    13 People Who Had It Worse Than You In Boarding School

    1. The class sleeper

    A.KA the Class Jonah. All the teachers know him already.

    2. The junior boy that misplaced a senior’s bucket

    Seniors will now give him general beating every Saturday.

    3. The quiet junior student every senior likes to send errands

    Because she never complains and suffers in silence.

    4. The girl that had the most endowed body in school

    Boys will never let her rest!

    5. The sharp mouthed student that mistakenly abused the PRINCIPAL!

    So she mistakenly got expelled. From the world. With slaps.

    6. Those students who always had their allowances stolen

    When they will not buy iron box.

    7. What of the girl the House Master caught ‘shotputting’?

    The whole school will see her shame till she graduates.

    8. People who had their Biology notes stolen one week to exams.

    People that they’re doing from the village.

    9. The unfortunate class olodo

    The whole school knows their maths score sef.

    10. Everyone who got flogged on assembly

    The worst!

    11. And not to forget all of us who were called for ‘Last 5’ after tests.

    Is it fair?

    12. The girl who faced Oputa Panel on her first day of school.

    See grand welcome o!

    13. Everyone who knows the true meaning of ‘Mass Beating’

    If you know, you know!

    Shola

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  • 17 Nigerians Share Their Inspiring New Year Resolutions

    1. This should be everyone’s resolution, really.

    https://twitter.com/AuntyOyin/status/821286613904982016

    2. Let’s do it for this babe called Nigeria.

    We’ve seen after 56 years that it takes more than those in power…This year let us run together to make this country great #RunYourRace

    — JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) January 17, 2017

    3. You can do anything, to be honest.

    https://twitter.com/KobokoGCFR/status/820948433758539776

    4. 2017 glow-up goals.

    https://twitter.com/AuntyOyin/status/820883374411759616

    5. No better time to start a new chapter than right now.

    https://twitter.com/AuntyOyin/status/820880694444523520

    6. Who else wants to take such a big step this year?

    https://twitter.com/byjemera/status/820959928856756224

    7. No lone ranger things this year.

    8. This year, no time for nonsense.

    https://twitter.com/AfrobadooMedia/status/820886001245716480

    9. Boss ladies are ready to takeover 2017!

    https://twitter.com/AfrobadooMedia/status/820885847151169536

    10. This one is for all the ‘I’ll do it tomorrow’ people. No more!

    https://twitter.com/UNCLE_AJALA/status/820897671711956992

    11. Why look back when you want to move forward?

    12. The only person holding you back is you.

    https://twitter.com/AfrobadooMedia/status/820885781153714176

    13. Wahala people in our lives should come and be going, please.

    14. It doesn’t matter how you get there, it matters that you get there.

    https://twitter.com/CLASSICNAIJA247/status/821328766672703489

    15. Father Lord, let us buy whatever we want this year!

    16. Nothing like tear tear shoe in our matter this year.

    17. If you really want to win, you know what to do.

    https://twitter.com/datGuyKOFO/status/821250935443881984

    Shola

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  • 17 Skits From Twyse That Prove He’s The G.O.A.T

    1. The best!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNwP1qgAh_g/?taken-by=twyse_116

    2. This type of bum-bum you don’t mess with.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNpDAF-AynQ/?taken-by=twyse_116

    3. When 365 days is not a joke at all.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNfjGSOglz1/?taken-by=twyse_116

    4. When wind carries your underwear.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMzhITuAjCD/?taken-by=twyse_116

    5. When your lecturer is sent from heaven.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMmdQOtglLm/?taken-by=twyse_116

    6. When you’re petty AF!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMh441aA0bZ/?taken-by=twyse_116

    7. When you don’t really have action.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BO9iOCqACFP/?taken-by=twyse_116

    8. When your boyfriend doesn’t really have sense.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BLzjJYmgTMR/?taken-by=twyse_116

    9. What a betray this is!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BKfyTxRAoH1/?taken-by=twyse_116

    10. Nigerian employers can be extra, though.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BKTtUs3go3d/?taken-by=twyse_116

    11. When alchohol wants to finish you.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BKVifFCgYdX/?taken-by=twyse_116

    12. But why are Nigerian moms like this now?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ4wDxyAoUH/?taken-by=twyse_116

    13. African parents, tbh.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BJERKsoglwO/?taken-by=twyse_116

    14. Mind your business!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIiE7iNACFh/?taken-by=twyse_116

    15. When your dad wants to form ‘boyz’

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIV8RwjA0IX/?taken-by=twyse_116

    16. This mummy is too brutal, honestly.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIIRed8AvFI/?taken-by=twyse_116

    17. When one slap is all you need to reset.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BILOqYAg08i/?taken-by=twyse_116

    Shola

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  • These Awesome Throwback Songs Will Make You Miss ‘Infinity’ Like Hell

    1. When they dropped ‘Aye Ole’ and it was the most awesome song ever.

    https://youtu.be/7EBcclKzDFs?list=PL755D41B45F1CE77C

    2. Ans how can we forget ‘Olori Oko’?

    https://youtu.be/dWKLf6jsjFo?list=PL755D41B45F1CE77C

    3. And ‘Only Praise’ is just on another level!

    https://youtu.be/YrN4NOju4_0?list=PL755D41B45F1CE77C

    4. And who doesn’t love ‘Six Feet’?

    5. Ans you might not know ‘Presss On’ yet, but here you go!

    Shola

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  • 12 Times Nigerians Proved They’d Do Just About Anything For Money

    12 Times Nigerians Proved They’d Do Just About Anything For Money

    We know Nigerians love money, it’s in our DNA, but we didn’t realize just how much until now.

    1. Someone asked this question on Naija Twitter and you cannot imagine the responses he got.

    https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/819708029809528833

    2. Just look at this one.

    3. He said it’s a family something.

    4. This one does not even fear at all!

    5. What?

    6. This one thinks snakes and spaghetti are the same.

    https://twitter.com/GreezyWill/status/819717035613712384

    7. When slippers is all the weapon you need.

    https://twitter.com/tomy_aeg/status/819845503206694912

    8. This babe is us honestly. Which snakes?

    9. We all need this guy’s confidence from time to time.

    10. But did the good Lord send you message, though?

    https://twitter.com/Pirisola_/status/819816735767457793

    11. All men must die sha.

    12. Just look at your man crush o!

    Shola

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  • The African #Saltbae Is Here And It’s Everything We Hoped For

    You all remember how wild the internet was over Saltbae, the gorgeous chef from Turkey who treats his food like his lover.

    This is the video of Nusret Gökçe being extra with his knife skills that made everyone go nuts.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BO9dI9ujWNI/?taken-by=nusr_et

    That’s how they turned him into a meme of people being very extra. Someone trolled @Sugabelly with it.

    They even used it to sub Buhari’s constant silence on internal conflicts.

    African moms were not left out.

    And now, *drum roll* the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Our very own extra chef doing the most while slicing an avocado.

    https://twitter.com/Georgesketch/status/819275630437142529

    It’s actually more extra than the original Saltbae!

    Shola

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  • These Adorable Mother-Daughter Pictures Will Make You All Mushy

    1. Dolapo and Kiki Osibanjo

    2. Monalisa Chinda and Tamar-lily

    3. Mercy Aigbe-Gentry and Michelle

    4. Omotola Jalade Ekeinde and Meraiah

    5. Waje and Emerald

    6. Ibinabo Fiberisema and Ewomazino

    7. Iyabp Ojo and Priscilla

    8. Beyonce and Blue Ivy twinning in Paris

    9. Anna Banner and her daughter, Sophie

    Shola

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  • Mr Eazi Misyarned On Twitter And Nigerians Dragged Him By His Straw Hat

    It appears Nigerians didn’t leave banter and shade in 2016 because Mr Eazi has been the brunt of it all since he shared an interesting tweet about Ghanaian and Nigerian music on January 11.

    According to him, Ghanaian music set the pace and heavily influenced Nigerian music.

    https://twitter.com/mreazi/status/819266629196509184

    And we’re all just here, like other Nigerians wondering where the influence is.

    Nigerians came for him in droves.

    And even threw shade at Ghana while at it.

    How they dragged him all over Twitter:

    Someone said he should still be a studio cleaner.

    Perhaps his sold-out concert is making him carry his shoulders up.

    Mr Eazi fans in Nigeria, after seeing his controversial tweet:

    https://twitter.com/IamRashGan/status/819324289321234436

    Instead of them to hype Terry Apala.

    Instead of Mr Eazi to thank Nigerians for supporting his music.

    After the yeye tweet, we’ll still kuku dance when he drops another dope song.

    https://twitter.com/KingJamez_/status/819448847365795840

    But for now, Mr Eazi is cancelled.

    Finally, the moral of the story is:

    Do you think Ghanaian music really influenced Nigerian sounds? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

    Maryam

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  • 10 Times People Actually Deserved This Response In Real Life

    1. When someone says Jenifa’s Diary is razz

    2. When someone says they used to have a crush on you

    3. When someone says Ewa Agoyin is not sweet

    4. When your ex says they miss you

    5. When your oversabi aunty asks when you’ll marry

    6. When your favourite politician says stealing isn’t corruption

    7. When someone says they don’t like Zikoko

    8. When an ashy-looking boy asks you to send him nudes in your DM

    9. When someone says “all these feminists should….”

    Maryam

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  • This Lady Asked Her Tailor To Replicate A Design And Got The Shock Of Her Life

    It’s 2017, a brand new year, but nothing has changed for Nigerian tailors.

    There’s no doubt they were put on this earth to just frustrate your life.

    This lady’s poor friend asked for one thing and they gave her a shocker!

    What did we just see, please?

    Someone now replied with a picture that will blow your mind.

    All she wanted was a dope jumpsuit…

    https://twitter.com/Slimzronke/status/818072993842614274

    Will Nigerian tailors make heaven like this?

    Diz tew much!

    Shola

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  • This Guy Mimicked Yoruba Radio Presenters And It Was Perfect AF

    Nigerian OAPs are just the best because they perfectly serve orisirisi accents all the time!

    But if you’ve never listened to an indigenous radio station, we don’t know for you again o!

    Nigerian Instagram user, Favoured Jerry, brought back typical Yoruba radio stations in his video skits.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BOw9_gxjuYM/?taken-by=favouredjerry

    If you’ve ever listened to Bond FM, Radio Lagos and Paramount FM, you’ll totally relate to this.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7EkWfDSdC/?taken-by=favouredjerry

    He perfectly mimicked how the presenters annoyingly interrupt songs with their witty lines and proverbs.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPFZojpD320/?taken-by=favouredjerry

    How Yoruba radio presenters wish you happy new year:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BOsR–yj_zW/?taken-by=favouredjerry

    When the radio presenter interrupts your favourite song on the radio with opata yarns:

    Can you relate to these videos? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

    Maryam

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  • Nothing Major, Just Pictures Of Efo-riro In All Its Glory

    Nothing Major, Just Pictures Of Efo-riro In All Its Glory

    1. See how shrimp and ‘shaki’ are doing love dance here!

    2. Just look at this beauty.

    3. There’s even more meat than vegetables here.

    4. A quick prayer for the person who created this perfection.

    5. The almighty formula of ‘ponmo’ and vegetables.

    6. Someone cooked porridge with vegetables and now we’re hungry!

    7. Okay, who is trying to kill us with all this pepper?

    8. If you have eba that you’re not using, borrow us let’s use it with this plate.

    9. Hay God!

    Shola

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  • This Babe’s Response To A Judgy Couple Is The Best Clap back Of The Year So Far

    This Babe’s Response To A Judgy Couple Is The Best Clap back Of The Year So Far

    1. It is 2017 and some Nigerians still insist on minding other people’s business for them.

    2. Can you just imagine this rubbish?

    3. They didn’t know they jammed someone that has their time.

    4. No lies, fam! This is the gospel!

    5. Why can’t everybody just mind their business?

    6. This is our motto this year!

    7. A big round of applause for Natasha, please!

    8. The next time someone wants to put nose in your business, you know what to do.

    Shola

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