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I think by now we all know Nigerian men are mostly quite crafty, especially when it comes to relationships and women.
You’d think it would be just the single men, but the married men are outchea wilding as well.
It’s like they truly believe these are the last days of seven women to one man, even though there are more men in the world now.
The greedy men don’t care about their single brothers. No o. They just want to chop dey go and kobalize somebody’s daughter.
Shey, it would even be easier to spot who is who, but these married men have now decided to be removing their rings.
After many shattered hearts and dreams, Nigerian women have had to master their ways. Sholo stupid ni.
We’ve figured out a way to help you single ladies recognize when a married man is moving to you, even when he’s not wearing his wedding ring.
The jig is up.
When you go his house and you notice that it’s suspiciously bare, my dear flee, that man is married.
No personal effects, no pictures lying around. House looking like someone took their time to make sure that nothing could be traced. Hmm…
If he has been married long enough whether he puts on his ring or not, you’ll notice a patch of lighter skin around his ring finger.
Make sure you look out for it, he can hide his ring but he can’t hide his marriage.
Sometimes he might even just move the wedding ring to another finger and claim it’s just a random ring.
Don’t be deceived, that’s his wedding ring.
You’ll notice that he’s slightly balding, slightly pot-bellied and looks suspiciously close to your father’s age but he’ll still try to convince you that he’s not married.
My dear don’t listen to him, pick up your bag and run away. That daddy is a married man with four children and one of them might even be your age.
You’ll also notice that he really doesn’t like coming out in the daytime.
Na so so night waka in hidden places. He doesn’t want his wife’s family and friends to catch you people together.
When you ask him if he’s married and he’s too quick to say no, my dear that man has already taken someone else to the altar.
Before you even say ‘mar…’, he’ll have said: “Me ke, never o, I’m still searching for the right woman, maybe it’s you”.
You’ll notice signs of a female presence in his house that’s always conveniently a sister or a cousin but you’ll never meet said sister or cousin.
His wife is in the overseas for summer and he’s only using you as summer bae.
For some reason he has refused to invite you over to his house.
You’ve also noticed that he can only leave his house at certain times. Anything past 9 and he starts panicking about how he has to go home as if he has a curfew.
Finally, the easiest thing to do is look him up on the internet.
Even if he has covered his tracks, his wife and children haven’t. You are bound to find someone’s facebook page.
My sisters, if you have any other tips for us, please share o! Before we go and enter one chance. Tweet us @zikokomag!
Whether you do it in your father’s village or it’s a destination wedding in Dubai, no Nigerian wedding can be complete if the menu doesn’t include these dishes.
Small chops
It’s written in the Nigerian constitution that you must serve small chops as a starter at your wedding.
Jollof rice
We’ve not done proper research but it might be a criminal offense not to serve Jollof rice at your wedding. In fact, it’s just unheard of. And if it’s not firewood Jollof it doesn’t count.
Moin-moin
What’s jollof rice without spicy leaf wrapped moin-moin to go with it?
Fried rice
A standard plate of Nigerian wedding food has Jollof rice on one side and Fried rice on the other. The two just compliment each other.
Coleslaw and/or dodo to go with the rice.
Do you expect your guests to just be eating rice and meat like that? You have to garnish the rice with either coleslaw or dodo, and if you are feeling generous you put the two.
Ofada Rice & Ayamashe Sauce
Jollof and fried rice are great and all but it’s when the Ofada comes out that the real party starts.
Amala and ewedu
This is for your guests who are ready to wash hand and lose their home training. Make sure you garnish the ewedu and gbegiri with assorted
Pounded yam and efo riro
Emphasis on ‘pounded’ yam, poundo yam doesn’t count. Hot and fresh pounded yam must be on your Nigerian wedding food menu.
If you are feeling generous you can add ‘Chinese rice and sauce’ just to give your wedding some international exposure.
As we await payday and look upon our empty bank accounts, we decided to come up with ten Nigerian songs to add to our playlists to sha comfort ourselves.
Money – M.I.
“Money slow to enter, money quick to go”
One day e go better – Safari
Don’t worry, dry your tears, one day one day e go better.
Money – Timaya ft. Flavour
You might be broke but at least you’ll discover who your true friends are.
Penalty – Small Doctor
“If you no get money hide your face” – Small Doctor, 2017
Rich and Famous – Praiz
Because the struggle is temporary.
Rich – M.I. ft. Koker
Because your situation right now is only temporary last last.
Ojuelegba – Wizkid
Let Wizkid inspire you, the same way he came out of Ojuelegba is the same way you’ll come out of this brokeness.
Fake Love – Wizkid ft. Duncan Mighty
Send this to the love of your life, to remind them that a small thing like lack of money shouldn’t come between your love.
Because we know that this brokeness is only temporary we also added the perfect song to add to your playlist on payday.
Don’t worry you too will be balling from Monday to Sunday soon.
Nigerians love to dance, for sure! From time, we’ve always come up with amazing moves to go with catchy tunes, but I’m going to tell you about some of the most popular ones from say, the last twenty years, and the artists that made them so popular.
Makossa
If you’re Nigerian, you’ve definitely bust this move before. No need to talk too much. This move that Awilo Logomba popularised over Nigeria and other parts of Africa like a virus! You’ll definitely still see a few people do this dance.
Galala
Hoo mai gosh, Daddy Showkey was a beast with the galala! He had everyone and their uncle trying to do it, even though we all knew it was for the more flexible of us. Still, this is another move that still creeps into modern Nigerian dance.
Suo
Suo came in and booted galala out of the game. Popularised by Marvellous Benjy, this move curiously resembles the movement you make when pulling a generator. Anyhow, the song and dance became extremely popular, and live to this day.
Yahoozee
Olu Maintain came with the Yahoozee song and the accompanying dance, and Nigerians went crazy! Although it’s not so popular these days, the dance spread like wildfire.
Alanta
Loool this is actually a dance of madness, and Artquake made sure that Nigerians caught the bug. Moving like you’re putting a fire on your clothes out, this is still done today!
Etighi
Even though Etighi is a traditional dance from the Calabar/Akwa Ibom region of Nigeria, a lot of people didn’t know this until Iyanya came and spread it across Nigeria with his song, Kukere. It burned really brightly but died just as quickly.
Skelewu
Kindly brought to us all by Davido, he taught us how to do this move which quickly caught on, especially because of his similarly titled, catchy song.
Shoki
Lil Kesh really made his mark with this one. This shoki dance and song spread like a viral infection. Still one of the most expressive and creative dances, shoki took over all other Nigerian dance steps.
Shaku Shaku
This one, we’re still in the middle of. Popularised by such songs as ‘Shepeteri’ and ‘Legbegbe’, all you need to be able to do this is a lot of coordination and a lot of creativity. Not much.
Whether you work in a small office or a big corporation, you’re definitely going to meet all sorts of people. Here are 10 types of people you probably have in your office right now!
1. Early birds/night owls
You know, those people that are always the first in and last out. The ones that’ll have you wondering if there is someone chasing them from their houses. You’re making the rest of us look bad, uncle!
2. Perpetual latecomers
Loool those ones that can’t be on time to work unless by a divine act of God. They are usually the most creative people because they have to come up with a new lie every day.
3. Style icons
These ones don’t come to play; they come to slay. Our colleagues that even on casual Fridays wear three-piece suits and six-inch heels with full makeup. You’ll just be looking at them and thinking “you have power o…”
4. Always sleepy
These ones are always ‘offline’. Small quiet like this, or if the boss steps out, they’re already making their way to dreamland. It’s an amazing something.
5. Chatterboxes
The ones that if you mistakenly even look their way, they will start talking about any and everything. Just shoot me!
6. Forever cold
Even if it’s 80 degrees outside, there is always that one colleague that is always cold. Always. Any small thing “please put off the AC now. You want to kill somebody?”
7. Office gossip
The way these ones are always gathering and spilling tea, you just have to wonder how they get anything done. You’ll even start to fear them because their powers are too great for you to comprehend.
8. Salespeople
Then we have the salespeople. The ones who have great entrepreneurial spirits and are always selling one thing or the other. They’ll try to sell every useless trinket, and try to pressure or guilt you into buying. No, bro.
9. Assistant boss
These are the guys that once given a little responsibility, let it get to their head and they start feeling like the boss. If I slap you ehn, your swollen head will reduce.
10. Ghost worker
Now, these ones are the people that if you see them in your office, you wonder if there’s a new employee, even though they’ve been working there for 3 years. They’re so quiet and reserved, they’re pretty much invisible. Ghosts.
The visa application struggle is very real with our not-so-much-loved Nigerian passport, and a lot of us have learned that the hard way. However, there are still a few countries that will have us with no hassle! Check out these African countries you can visit visa-free.
Thank God, sha. We never cast for here.
1. Cape Verde – West Africa
A former Portuguese colony, this beautiful island country is located on the West African coast. The official language is Portuguese, and the national language is Kriolu. Cape Verde has amazing weather and is a great choice for a visit.
2. The Comoro Islands – East Africa
Comoros is a constellation of islands off the south-east coast of Africa, east of Mozambique and north-west of Madagascar. Although The Comoro Islands is listed as visa-free for Nigerians, we still have to get visas on arrival. Life. There are lots of exciting touristy things you can do on the islands, so you should definitely check it out.
3. The Gambia – West Africa
Africa’s smallest country, The Gambia is absolutely beautiful and is known for its diverse ecosystems around the central Gambia River, abundant wildlife, beaches, and so much more. It has it all. Nigerians can visit The Gambia visa-free for up to 90 days.
4. Ghana – West Africa
As part of ECOWAS benefits, Nigerians can enter our sister country visa-free, but sometimes, visas may be given on arrival. Ghana is famous for its slave-trade historic artefacts, beautiful beaches and parks, and Shatta Wale lol. You should definitely visit.
5. Kenya – East Africa
Kenya is a beautiful country with incredible wildlife. Nigerians can visit for up to 90 days, visa-free. From fun rides through the safari to snorkelling, Kenya is one of Africa’s most impressive vacation locations.
6. Madagascar – East Africa
Madagascar is situated off the South East coast of Mozambique and is the world’s 4th largest island. Different species of palm trees surround the waters and you can go swimming or snorkelling in the Indian Ocean. In Madagascar, Nigerians receive visas on arrival.
7. Chad – Central Africa
Chad is located in the central African region and is home to a wide variety of wild animals. You can visit Chad visa-free and can pay a visit to the Zakouma National Park which has 44 species of large animals and many species of birds. There are also many interesting sandstone formations.
8. Mauritania – West Africa
Mauritania a beautiful desert country situated between Morocco, Mali, Algeria, Senegal, and the sweep of the Atlantic Ocean. On arrival, Nigerians can acquire a visa. You can cross the desert on a camel, or explore Chinguetti, an impressive “Old City”; a crumbling, sandstone village, with various antiquated mosques and a few libraries.
9. Mauritius – East Africa
Mauritius is a gorgeous island nation located along the coast of the Indian Ocean, off the southeast coast of Africa. Mauritius is an English/French-speaking country with a tropical climate, clear and warm sea waters and beaches. A perfect romantic getaway spot, you can go snorkelling, swimming or scuba-diving. For 90 days, Nigerians can visit Mauritius visa-free.
10. Seychelles – East Africa
Seychelles is located off the coast of East Africa in the Indian Ocean and is bordered by other islands like Zanzibar, Madagascar and Mauritius. The beautiful country of 115 islands boasts of a diverse blend of cultures and has some of the best beaches in the world. It offers Nigerians a visitor’s permit for one month.
Ever see a picture like this and think to yourself ‘I just can’t wait to have my own baby’.
Well, the next time one of these kind of pictures comes your way, these ten things will make you close your eyes.
First of all cerelac is expensive.
You yourself are you eating three times a day, yet you want to go and look for another mouth to feed.
Pampers is also expensive and you can use up to ten in one day.
Let’s even forget the price for a second first. Imagine having to look at, smell and change this all day every day.
From socks to baby stroller there is nothing that’s not expensive.
So take a look at your account balance are you really ready for a baby?
Can you even afford school fees?
Sit down and do the maths well. You’ll pay school fees for nursery school, primary school, secondary school, university and maybe even masters. Can you really afford it?
Sleep will become a thing of the past.
You’ll be lucky if you even get up to 4 hours a night.
If your house used to look like this before.
All clean and sparkling.
From the moment you have a baby this is how it’ll start looking.
Don’t even bother trying to do something about it, nothing will work.
What of all those night outs with friends?
Dead and gone. You are back to being a teenager with a curfew.
Before you have your own baby spend the whole day with someone else’s child.
Remember that feeling of relief you had when you returned the baby to its owner? Yeah, you’ll never have that again. There is nobody to return anything to.
Ever seen a birthing video before?
Please go and watch one then come back and tell us if you still want to have a baby.
Now that you are done with this list do you still want a baby?
Politics in Nigeria is forever a source of humour for us. With the likes of Dino Melaye occupying seats of power, it’s a wonder this country is still running. When it comes to Nigerian politics and humour though, one of the funniest things we’ve come across in a while are these political party logos:
Abundant Nigeria Renewal Party (ANRP)
We tried our hardest to decipher this logo but we still have so many questions. Why is a plant growing out of the laptop? Why is the laptop in a map of Nigeria?
Sustainable National Party (SNP)
We thought very hard about it and we couldn’t come up with a single reason a bell will be used as a party logo. Must be closing time.
United Democratic Party
There’s nothing you want to tell us. Whoever came up with this logo just went home and told their child to draw anything on paper then used it as party logo.
Peoples Democratic Movement (PDM)
Please, what’s the torchlight for? Is it to remind us that there is no light in Nigeria? Are they trying to shine a light on Nigeria? What does it mean?
All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA)
We know how much Nigerians love anything that signifies enjoyment but we don’t understand what a chicken is looking for on a political party’s logo.
All Progressives Congress (APC)
We’ve always wondered what APC’s broom signified. Over the last three years, we’ve discovered that their plan is to sweep all Nigerians out of the country. How else will you explain the rate at which Nigerians are leaving the country under this government?
National Conscience Party
We don’t know which is funnier, the name of this political party or the logo. As if any Nigerian politician has a conscience. If you don’t close your eyes there.
Socialist Party of Nigeria (SPN)
No political party logo vexed us as much as this one. Where is the light to put on the light bulb? They should have just put a generator next to it so we know they are serious.
Re-build Nigeria Party (RBNP)
We are willing to bet this month’s salary that this logo was picked out of one of those old Macmillan textbooks.
Fresh Democratic Party (FDP)
What does the clock signify? Why is the time at 8 o’clock? Was that the exact time Okotie had his vision of becoming the president of Nigeria?
New Generation Party of Nigeria (NGP)
This is how you know the people who don’t want us to progress. 2018 but you don’t want us to be using AC to cool ourselves. We should still be using hand fan?
In the end —all these parties, relevant or not, ugly logos or not, the one thing that gets to decide whether or not we keep them or kick them, is getting your PVC. If you still haven’t gotten yours, do you really want Nigeria to be better? If you are confused as to how to go about it then check out our handy guide to getting your PVC here.
If you are anything like us and you lack self-control and home training then your June salary has probably finished and you are currently going through these struggles with us.
They just paid salary last week but your account balance is confusing you.
Wait but did someone rob me?
This is you trying to calculate how you are going to feed for the month of July after looking at your account balance.
This is the perfect month to start 30 days dry fast.
You start thinking back to how you were flexing like there was no tomorrow during salary week.
Yours is now a case of had I known.
As you are trying to calculate how you’ll find money to pay your NEPA bill one family member calls you to remind you to send something for the month.
It’s a little too late for that.
You start to notice that any small thing suddenly makes you unnecessarily angry.
Your colleague will tell you good morning and you’ll ask them what’s good about the morning.
You start counting down again to salary week and wonder why the days are going by so slow.
Time moves slower when you are broke – Albert Einstein
Your taste in things will suddenly drop. You’ll start buying puff puff instead of pancakes.
You’ll start to realize that you actually like cooking and you don’t even like eating out like that. Who knew.
You’ll suddenly remember all the people that are owing you money and start hitting them up.
It’s time to collect your money back from that your colleague that needed 200 naira change for bus. Abi did he think it was dash?
You’ll start appreciating the little things like the fact there’s water dispenser in your office or your parents live an hour away so you can go and beg for food.
Isn’t the Lord good?
You also start to seriously rethink your priorities in life.
Do you really need to pay for internet this month? Shebi office WiFi is there?
Long story short, July is about to be a very difficult month but we are here to tell you that last last you won’t sha die before they pay your July salary.
We don’t know who started them or where most of them or where they originated from but we remember that these stories gave us sleepless nights.
For those who went to boarding school you definitely remember madam koi koi the dead teacher who came back to haunt boarding school students in red heels.
We don’t know how the same teacher reached all the boarding schools in Nigeria o.
That if you beat a boy with a broom he’ll become impotent.
We don’t even know how the two are connected.
Did you ever hear the one about how drinking coconut water will make you a dullard.
We still don’t drink it sef better safe than sorry.
That if you eat fish eye too you will also become a dullard.
Remember how we used to sing oju eja lo mo je.
When you eat mango after drinking garri or coke you’ll die immediately.
Has anyone tried this one yet because we are still afraid?
When you see this bird you’ll get white crests on your fingernails.
How did we even believe this?
Anyone who sleeps with their legs on the wall is a witch.
In fact if your leg is on the wall that means you are at your weekly meeting.
If you swallow orange seed or even any fruit the plant will start growing in your stomach
We really want to know who started this one.
If you swallow chewing gum by mistake it’ll tie up your intestines.
Don’t lie you started crying the first time you swallowed chewing gum by mistake.
Snakes will come to your house when you whistle at night.
Nigerians love sex. We like to act like we don’t but Mama Nkechi who lives next door has 12 children. But the most hilarious thing about Nigerians and sex is the many ways we’ve learned to describe it without using the word ‘sex’.
Knacks
This one is Nigerians’ favourite.
Mekwe
What does this even really mean?
Kpansh
We have a theory about the origin of this one.
Polash
Bet you’ve never heard this one before.
Straff
Anyone who went to uni in Nigeria knows this one.
Yarnsh
Apparently, this doesn’t mean just bum bum.
Konji
We all know this one sha…”konji na bastard”
Smash
Smash what exactly?
Kpekus
This one will always sound funny to us.
Frap
This one reminds us of ‘frapas’.
Bone
When I was small I thought this meant just ‘vex’.
Shag
Secondary school students used to feel smart using this word to replace sex.
It is a fact, Nigerians on social media are savage and have zero chill. If you come for them, they will drag you all over the face of the Internet.
Which is what they are doing to a certain American singer.
So here’s what happened:
A couple days ago, this American singer, Pia Mia (not to be confused with Ota Pia Pia) released a song titled, “I’m a fan” with another singer, Jeremih.
The problem was, Phyno also had a song with the same title released in an album late last year.
Yes o. But that’s not all.
Pia Mia’s song was now very similar to Phyno’s song. In fact, eez like almost the same thing.
It’s very true o.
And naturally, when Nigerians found out they started shouting.
“THIEF! THIEF! THIEF!”
They first proved that something fishy was going on.
Nigerians love famzing their celebrities. Especially the ones that help them shine.
So when Anthony Joshua won the world heavyweight championship last month, it didn’t matter that he was playing for Britain, the title was very much for Nigeria as well.
I mean, the Federal Government was all set to invite him to Nigeria and everything.
And they are not even hiding their disapproval at all.
This one has a simple message for Bella…Unlike. Fast.
For this guy, it’s not even a good combination at all and AJ needs something better than Bella.
Ouch.
This one has turned herself to AJ’s mother.
And this one is trying to send Bella back to the Weeknd.
This one wants to do prayer and fasting on AJ’s behalf.
But why y’all Nigerians gotta be so savage?
Meanwhile this one has taken the thing very personal:
All the gorgeous basketball players & NFL players in big big America and she wants to take OUR champion bae?! Nah I'm not having it. pic.twitter.com/Yzl6cRyLld
— Danielle Thee Genius (@HilaireDeclaire) May 22, 2017
But it’s no surprise how personal Nigerians took this though. Especially with the way everyone reacted with the Justine Skye and Wizkid thing.
In other celebrity gist, here’s the very weird answers to all our “Where is Buhari?” questions:
This one likes to watch the line and make sure nobody is cutting the queue or trying to take another person’s space. They will fight you if you argue with them. Just jejely obey and stand where they tell you to.
2. The “I was here before” people
They’re always saying “I was here before”, even though nobody really remembers them being there before.
3. The “please can I enter?” people
These ones don’t want to spend too long on the queue, so they’ll be begging everybody on the line to give them space.
4. The Lord of the Cards
These ones are Baba card holders. Master of the cards. They will come with five ATM cards and will nearly finish all the money from the machine by the time they finish withdrawing.
5. The “I’m at your back” people
They are always at your back. They will go and find somewhere to sit and leave you there protecting their space. As if you too don’t know how to find sit too.
6. The ones that’ll spend 100 years trying to use the machine
They don’t know how to use the ATM but instead of them to ask somebody to help them, they’ll be forming bahd guy.
7. The ones that’ll print receipt only to throw it away
But it’s not our fault sha. It’s a result of too much eyeing from our parents.
One topic Nigerians like to form about is sex. They’ll be forming Innocent Idibia meanwhile their own worse pass.
But the following tweets about sex toys is proof that Nigerians are not so shy when it comes to sex and other kinky stuff, they just prefer to tweet about it.
1. The hidden meaning in this is just too painful to think about!
"@Teejay_HNIC: Drinking palmie"@raaymoond_: Beating up pussy cats "@Hunny_Lemonade: What's dildo used for?"""G i see u
So from all we’ve learned about Nigerians with these tweets, here is a post on 15 hilariously horrifying things we’re very sure a Nigerian would say during sex:
When it comes to saving money, Nigerian mothers are the bosses of that! So when Nigerians started sharing the hilarious ways their mothers saved money using #SaveLikeMum on Twitter, we decided to jump on it, as per, carrying last is not our portion.
1. When the school bus becomes expensive, your Nigerian mum be like:
Lap yourselves o!
2. How the toothpaste in your house looks like:
As per, nothing must waste.
3. When you tell your mum you want ice-cream.
Choose one.
4. You, when she effortlessly prices something from N3,000 to N200.
Na jazz?
5. When she cuts your pocket money by half and asks you to share that half with your siblings.
Na wa o!
6. When she turns your old bedsheets into curtains.
Ahn ahn! Mummy sharp guy!
7. Her idea of ‘turning up on a budget’:
There is always rice at home.
8. When you realize you can win 20k for your mom with the #SaveLikeMum Meme Contest on Twitter.
Yasss!
This is not a joke! I repeat, this is not banter!
For a chance to win N20K, follow @myaccessbank on Twitter and share a hilarious#SaveLikeMum caption and meme!
For all the people who missed the Big Brother finale last night, there was only one winner!
Efe won the prize money of N25 million as well as a brand new Kia Sorento.
Okay he wasn’t the only one who one. Bisola was the 1st runner up and also won a trip to New York to attend a United Nations event, courtesy of ONE Campaign
And Tboss, who came 3rd, won a N500,000 gift card from Pay Porte for winning most of the Arena Games
Traditionally, we Nigerians have always seen mental health as something that shouldn’t be discussed openly, and for men, it’s an issue ‘society’ forbids them to even acknowledge because it’s not ‘manly’.
So a lot of people-men and women- continue to live with depression and severe stress because they can’ talk about their feelings
Recently, Allwell Orji, a medical doctor, committed suicide by jumping into the Lagos lagoon from the 3rd Mainland Bridge. There are speculations he may have been depressed.
But when this Twitter user posted about her brother being depressed, people reacted quite differently
The siblings are orphans and her brother was having a terrible birthday because he couldn’t celebrate
It appears that the Nigerian Bottling Company (manufacturers of Fanta, Sprite and Coca-cola in Nigeria) have been doing us plenty wayo
Apparently locally produced Sprite and Fanta are actually poisonous when taken with Vitamin C
And the soft drinks contain dangerous levels of benzoic acid and sunset additives
One Mr Fijabi attempted to ship large quantities of soft Fanta and Sprite to the United Kingdom in 2007, but they were declared unfit for consumption by health authorities in the Department of Environment and Economic Directorate because of a high level of cancer-causing substances. The goods were destroyed and Mr Fijabi sued NBC for damages in 2008.
But NBC says their product is fit for ‘local consumption’
So we should be ingesting poison because we are not Oyinbo?
In a court ruling on Monday,13th March, a Federal High Court Judge said the soft drinks should be fit for consumption by anyone irrespective of race or creed. She also ruled that:
That NAFDAC shall forthwith mandate Nigeria bottling company to, within 90 days hereof, include on all the bottles of Fanta and Sprite soft drinks manufactured by the company, a written warning that the content of the said bottles of Fanta and Sprite soft drinks cannot be taken with Vitamin C as same becomes poisonous if taken with Vitamin C.Justice Adedayo Oyebanji
People are asking why the coloring is so different
What of people that can’t use drugs without adding one bottle of Fanta?
the distance btw Chidi and Stella is 100km, they run 10km towards each other, what is the space they'll require if they quarrel? pic.twitter.com/xqNGAA6oV8
If Kwaku used 60 bags of rice to feed 100 ppl n bought 32 oranges from the same shop…using (pi=22.7) how long will he walk from…. pic.twitter.com/7NGnS1Be2w
13. You, when the interviewer starts asking stupid questions
14. But is it fair?
a current flowing through a wire is calculated to be 2A, if the wire breaks at a node, how much is ijebu garri in Manhattan? pic.twitter.com/PIisSVVHSk
— عمر فاروق محمد موسى جودا (@umarpharukjoda) March 14, 2017
