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  • 25 OAU Slangs and Their Meanings

    The Nigerian university experience is incomplete if you have never met with coursemates outside your school, leaving outsiders wondering, “What the hell is happening?” or “What language are they speaking?”

    For example, in Obafemi Awolowo University, “chorister” has a different meaning, and “1k” isn’t what you think it is. But those aren’t the only slangs common to the school. We’ve compiled 25 OAU slangs and their meanings.

    25 OAU Slangs and Their Meanings

    Anglomoz:

    The love garden between Angola and Mozambique halls.

    E-problem:

    The school’s e-portal.

    Iwe

    Means “book” in English, used for academically sound students.

    Jacking

    Reading for lengthy hours.

    Jackobian

    OAU’s version of a bookworm.

    Won ti sha mi

    Used when you get bad grades or fail a course.

    Papa Bams

    It’s the nickname for the Vice-Chancellor, Professor Adebayo Simeon Bamire.

    1k

    A 1000-capacity lecture hall.

    Laana

    This one means to fail a course woefully.

    Spagewa

    Beans and spaghetti made concoction style.

    Indospag:

     A combination of noodles and spaghetti.

    Faa Aluta

    To cause chaos leading to the school’s closure or a strike.

    Mr Moz

    This slang is for male students who frequently visit female hostels.

    Moz101

    Wooing new female students in Mozambique Hall.

    No animal

    Meals cooked with no protein.

    Academics

    Lecture halls.

    As e dey hot

    Refers to puff puff, egg roll, and similar pastries.

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    OAU choristers

    This is the slang for law students required to wear white and black outfits.

    White House

    Department of Chemistry & Physics.

    Yellow House

    Department of Mathematics.

    Docki:

    A medical student.

    Kawe ju

    It’s the slang used when an unserious person decides to study.

    Death centre

    The university’s health centre.

    Kooro

    Hidden or secluded places.

    Town

    Refers to areas outside the school campus.

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  • 7 Struggles 300 Level Students Face When Choosing a Final Year Project Topic

    300 level is an important phase in the Nigerian university experience for anyone in a four-year undergraduate programme. Yes, the excitement of graduation is in the air, but it’s also time to write your final year project.

    While writing the thesis itself is challenging, the first shege you’ll battle is choosing a topic that aligns with your course of study or future academic aspirations. From the fear of countless rejections to the anxiety of project supervisor reveals, every 300 level student will relate to this article.

    The supervisor reveal

    This part is crucial because it can make or mar the project writing experience for you. If it’s a lecturer you want, good for you. If the lecturer is the devil’s advocate, you’ll see premium shege.

    Searching Google for research topics

    Your supervisor has asked you to submit project topics, and you head straight to Google to find them. The good thing is, you’ll find a plethora of topics until your fellow course mates have the same topics, and then it’s back to square one.

    When every topic has been written about

    Google says there’s no new topic. The old projects in your school library say everything has been written about. But you know who wouldn’t believe this? Your supervisor. And most times they’re right because there’s still a ton of stuff to write about.

    Rejection

    The pressure doesn’t hit after the first and second rejections of your project topic. The real pressure starts when your course mates are submitting their chapter one drafts, and you still don’t have a project topic. God, abeg.

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    When your supervisor is interested in your topic

    This can mean a good thing or a bad thing. It’s good if you’re an academic badass because the supervisor will go the extra mile to make sure that project bangs. If you’re a struggling student, that supervisor will stress your life with corrections and rewrites.

    “Go and write your proposal”

    In your project writing journey, this is the first sentence that’ll sound like music to your ears because it means a project topic has been approved. Just make sure you write a killer proposal because things can still go south.

    The big “Why?”

    Consider this your first mini project defence. Your supervisor will want to know why you’ve chosen a particular topic, and if you stutter in your explanation, they’ll assume you’re paying someone to write the project. And this is bad for you.

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  • How to Kill a Wicked Final-Year Project Supervisor with Kindness

    As a student, you’ll go through many challenging university phases, but nothing comes close to the final-year project phase. Your assigned project supervisor can make or mar it for you. If they’re kind, patient and understanding, you might have a good run. But how do you navigate it if they’re the devil’s advocate?

    We asked five university graduates who went through varying degrees of shege how they survived their wicked supervisors, and you might learn a lesson or two from their experiences.

    Tayo*

    I requested a new supervisor because I’d heard the lecturer I was assigned only graded people Bs and Cs. I don’t know how, but he found out and decided to make the entire process hell for me. I called my mum so many times, and she’d tell me not to mind his ways, that I should keep smiling, offer to help him run petty errands around the office and always pray before I meet him. It wasn’t easy at first because I was never one to cozy up to lecturers, but it started to work. 

    He’d single out my work during group meetings and criticise it, but I never raised a brow. If we crossed paths in the department, I offered to carry his bags or whatever extra load he had. One time, he was like, “Some of you are nice to me. Just know it won’t change anything.” I knew he was referring to me.

    When the grades came in, I got a B. I’m not proud that I had to cower and act the fool. But with the way Nigerian universities are set up, it’s you against them and your chances of winning are pretty slim. I have a friend whose files were hidden during final year clearance because he spoke up against a lecturer. If acting a fool is what it takes to achieve your goal, I think you should just do it. It’s your life on the line.

    Bimbo*

    My project supervisor didn’t like me. The hate was weird because she lectured me in my first year and was the only lecturer who didn’t make 100 level overwhelming. She broke down complex concepts to the simplest. But during our first supervisor meeting in my final year, she looked at me and said, “You? Okay now.” Those words unsettled me so much, I asked fellow supervisees if I did something, and they said they weren’t aware. 

    Soon, I found out that it was my dressing. I was on her list of “Jezebels” who dress seductively in school. I wasn’t ready to change my style because of her, but I avoided armless tops whenever we had meetings. She was always so passive aggressive and would snub me. One day, I had to show myself out of her office after she didn’t acknowledge my presence. 

    I showed my chapters to friends, scholars in our department and other lecturers before it got to her. She never had to make major changes, and I think this pissed her off too. But I didn’t let her anger rub off on me. I stayed super courteous when needed, and in the end, I was awarded an A. 

    If you’re working with a difficult person, do everything in your power to make sure they have close to nothing to complain about and always be courteous. It works. 

    Derin*

    My supervisor took us a few core courses from 100 to 400 level. He started paying me more attention around 200 level, but I tried to zone him out entirely. He added pressure in 400 level, first semester, and I thought I had things under control. In my head, I’d managed him since 200 level, and I only had one semester left — I was so wrong. I’m not sure if I ended up as his supervisee coincidentally or he singled me out. Whatever the case, I knew I was in trouble and my project wasn’t going to be graded based on my effort or academic performance even though I was among the top four and very well above average. 

    My first shege was when he asked me to repeat my field trip because the specimen I brought had been altered. Mind you, we go on these trips to source for specimens in an assigned location, and it usually takes five to seven days to get around the whole thing. I had to start all over. To get him off my case, I started buying things for him. I never went to his office empty handed. I’d run errands for his wife who had just given birth and even go to his house to drop these things. Sometimes, I stayed back to help his wife with house chores hoping she’d put in a good word with her husband and he’d be moved to pity me.

    When my result came out, this man gave me “B” with just one more mark to get an “A”, and I knew it was fucking intentional, but what could I have done? He’d have even given me “C” but he knew it would’ve been questionable based on my previous academic performance. It rained “A”s for my classmates, people who sourced for previous projects and just edited. But for me who did the actual work and “extra-curricular activities”… I’m just glad I graduated in time. 

    Just strive to have a perfect project work. If the supervisor tries to mark you down, you can request for a review of the work from the school management.

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    David*

    My supervisor will make you write a proposal 15 times before he tells you to write chapter one. I wrote so many proposals. You’ll print and bring it; oga will say you didn’t add “towards” somewhere, and you didn’t use Times New Roman and 13 font size. You’ll have to correct that error and reprint the entire thing. I spent money and saw shege. We were five under him, and he was that way to all of us. 

    Eventually, I found out that people had started going to his house, and I followed suit. The ladies cooked, and as the only guy in the group, I washed his car. This happened every weekend. His wife either worked in another state or they were divorced, I’m not sure. But washing his car made us friends. I washed my way into my destiny. 

    I scored an A, and he even had it published for me in a journal. I know I deserved the A, it was a good project, and the icing on the cake was graduating with first class honours. See, if lecturer says rewrite or reprint, do am. Just do what they ask of you and don’t behave as if you know everything. You know nothing. 

    Ahmed*

    I didn’t like my supervisor, so in a way, the dislike was mutual. But I knew trouble was ahead when I started getting unsolicited advice from some of her supervisees that I should be nice, never argue with her and always greet. I tried it the first few weeks. I tried to meet all her passive aggression with kindness and indifference. I even offered to help pick a file or move something from point A to B in her office after she’d yell or snubbed my greeting. 

    But after she kept rejecting my chapter one, I knew I couldn’t deal. I went to our level adviser and HOD to ask for a replacement, and they tried to persuade me to stay with her. I told my dad, who’s a lecturer in another uni, and he came to my school the following week. The woman tried to act all nice when she realised my dad was an old colleague, but I stood my ground. Eventually, I got a better supervisor.

    I don’t think it’s useful to listen to people who say you should just keep quiet. If I did, I probably wouldn’t have been as invested in my project as I was. Report to your HOD, level adviser, your parents, if any lecturer wants to make your life hell. The school management will do something one way or another. Yes, they’ll want to show more support for the lecturer, but if they see you’re not backing down and you’re an academically sound student, they’ll do the right thing. If you can’t fight for your rights in the university, how will you survive in the real world?

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  • We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    I’m not sure where the university motto stands in the grand scheme of academia, but as a student, I know I’ll want it to inspire the shit out of me to chase that first class bag.

    We took a look at what the wordsmiths in Nigerian public universities got up to, and let’s just say, it’s time for a revamp. 

    UNIBEN: Knowledge for service

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Something about this motto sounds transactional. It’s giving “Come and learn to be a servant of capitalism”.

    UNICAL: Knowledge for service

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Serious question. Who is copying who between UNICAL and UNIBEN?

    LASU: For truth and service

    Service won injure Nigerian students. God, abeg.

    EKSU: Knowledge, honour, service

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Could it be that the heavy servitude gospel is why Nigerian lecturers move like small gods?

    DELSU: Knowledge, character and service

    Might break down if I see another motto that speaks to servitude. 

    LAUTECH: Excellence, integrity and service

    Okay, can we ignore the call to servitude and appreciate their excellence and integrity agenda?

    UNILORIN: Learning and character

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    I feel very uninspired reading this. Doesn’t spark joy at all.

    University of Nigeria: To restore the dignity of man

    LMAO. Why does this straight up look like it belongs in our national anthem?

    UNIABUJA: For unity and scholarship 

    Something about the scholarship in this motto makes me think the students are in academic opportunity heaven. 

    UNIOSUN: Living spring of knowledge and culture

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Oduduwa will be pleased, I guess.

    UNILAG: In deed and in truth

    This one low-key gives blood covenant vibes. But I like it.

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    Kwara State University: …the Green University for community development and entrepreneurship

    The green university? What does that even mean? Anyway, yes to minting entrepreneurs.

    FUTA: Technology for self-reliance

    This actually bangs considering the school has a mandate to mint tech bros and sis.

    OAU: For learning and culture

    A part of my brain is screaming “Do it for the culture”. Is this how OAU students feel too?

    UI: Recte sapere fons

    Why does this sound like something from Harry Potter? Anyway, it means, “To think straight is the fount of knowledge”.

    OOU: Excellentia humana et patriae opus

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    We have another Harry Potter-esque entry all the way from Ogun state, Nigeria. It means, “Flowering of human abilities and service to the fatherland”.

    UNIJOS: Discipline and dedication 

    I’m reading this and can’t stop thinking about D-Square. As in, P-Square. It slaps, right?

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  • UI Might No Longer Be Your Budget-Friendly University

    On April 11, news broke that the University of Ibadan, (UI) reviewed the fees payable by fresh students by 450-750%.

    Prior to this increment, newly admitted students paid fees ranging from ₦20,000 to ₦30,000. However, the latest increment for fresh students ranges from a sharp ₦203,000 to ₦412,000.

    While the new fees have just been implemented, documents seen by Zikoko suggest it had been proposed by the school management since August 2023.

    The university PRO, Adejoke Akinpelu, confirmed that the new rates will be uploaded to the university portal to give students a sense of what they’ll pay going forward.

    “The fees are personalised for the students based on their courses of study and will be uploaded on their platforms from tomorrow or later. Kindly wait until the fees are uploaded and you have the facts.”

    At the time of filing this report, the new fees have been displayed on the portal of fresh students across faculties within the institution.

    Photo source: FIJ

    Some new students will pay a ₦238,500 bundle fee, a technology levy and a utility levy of ₦20,000 respectively shooting the total to ₦278,000.

    However, in some faculties, the total amount freshers have to pay ranges from ₦372,000 to ₦412,000.

    According to the dean of Students Affairs, Professor Keye Abiona, who spoke with campus journalists, the new fees also apply to the institution’s returning students.

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    Student Union kicks against fee hike

    Following the development, the UI Students’ Union body has kicked against the hike and demanded a reversal to previous fees.

    A statement issued by the president, Samuel Tobiloba, on Sunday, April 14, read in part:

    “Our union’s position on increment in fees, especially at this hard time, remains the same (NO TO FEE INCREMENT).”

    The union equally wrote to the university management requesting the suspension of payments and registration of fresh students until a resolution is met.

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    Nigerians, potential students react to increment

    Meanwhile, Nigerians and some potential students have taken to social media to lament the fee hike.

    Sheriff Bashorun, a 17-year-old JAMB candidate hoping to apply to the university told Zikoko “My mum has been worried since we heard the news. She insisted I chose UI when I was registering for JAMB. Now we don’t even know what next. We’re hoping they reverse the increment”.

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  • We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    Some Nigerian universities will boldly include architecture in their list of available courses but the question is, are they practising what they’ve promised to teach?

    I decided to start from the basics and check the main gate structure of 13 Nigerian public universities. Here’s what I found.

    Federal University of Technology, Minna

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    Is it a TETFUND abandoned project?r Is it a buy one, get one free low budget estate? I’m not sure what I’m looking at.

    Obafemi Awolowo University 

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    Not sure what they set out to achieve with this high rise structure, but I know I’ll be far from excited if I show up at my prospective university and find the gate looking like this.

    University of Ilorin

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    I’m not going to be fooled by the “Better by Far” signage, this main gate is only slightly better than OAU’s. 

    University of Nigeria, Nsukka

    I think management wanted a little hint of dystopian architecture, but I’m not quite sure they hit the mark.

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    Enugu State University 

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    They’re on this spot because I’ve decided to let the saturation in this photo fool me. 

    Federal University of Owerri

    The uneven trees, the sparse garden, the weird spacing of the name…It’s just not giving. 

    University of Calabar

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    This is what I envision anytime I hear or read about the “Wall of Jericho”. I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. 

    University of Jos

    There’s a chance I’m being fooled by the little garden they have going on, but something about this main gate doesn’t scream “You gon see shege”.

    University of Benin

    There’s something about this gate that is too similar to the semi-permanent eyebrows you find on Yoruba Nollywood actresses. They also get a C-minus for that sparsely cultivated garden.

    Federal University of Agriculture (FUNAAB)

    Is it me or this gate is giving a mix of the Bermuda Triangle and the Eye of Providence? Anyway, they get a decent C+ for their little garden.

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    University of Lagos

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    Is that a GeePee tank in the frame? God, abeg. Anyway, UNILAG makes it this far up the list because of that digital clock. I think it’s a super cool touch.

    Kwara State University

    At first glance, it looks like a lot is going on. But you know what? I’ll take it over all the other ones we’ve seen.

    University of Ibadan

    If you can ignore the military outpost vibe, they get a solid B+ for this architecture. It’s grand, very “In your face” and has a lot of greenery.

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  • We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    As a fresh undergrad, your matriculation gown should spark nothing but pure joy to keep you in a constant loop of delulu so you’ll forget the years of premium shege ahead. If it cannot do something as basic as that, there’s a problem.

    Today, I shifted focus from universities to see what’s happening in the academic fashion department of polytechnics. Let’s see what I found.

    Kaduna Polytechnic

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: InfoSuleja

    If they had to be low-effort and go for blue, can they at least combine it with a different colour? Navy blue and sky blue? Haba.

    Rufus Giwa Polytechnic

    Photo source: Rugipopress

    Another uninspiring spread of blue. Also, why do the caps look like they were pulled out from the bottom of a Ghana-must-go in an abandoned staff room?

    Federal Polytechnic, Ede

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: X

    The looks on these freshers’ faces should tell you everything you need to know about how they feel about this gown.

    Osun State Polytechnic, Ire

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    They’re only on this spot because I found Ede’s picture before theirs. I mean, if you take out the red and replace it with wine, what’s the difference between their gowns?

    Federal Polytechnic, Bauchi

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: TribuneOnline

    When your gown rhymes with the plastic chair at your matriculation ceremony, you know the school doesn’t give a flying fuck about looks. They get a pass for dry cleaning sha.

    YabaTech, Lagos

    Photo source: Facebook

    If you look at this picture with squinted eyes, you will see tubers of yam. I’m not even joking.

    Federal Polytechnic Ilaro

    Photo:TheNation

    Let’s just say they made it to this spot for branching out from any shade of blue. The gown still screams “mid” sha.

    Kano State Polytechnic

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: Kanopoly.edu

    Do my eyes deceive me or is that an agriculture and lemon green combo? I guess it’s better than blue.

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    Delta state polytechnic

    Photo source: Facebook

    You know what? I rate this gown, and I’ll gladly rock it. But if you ask me why they made it this high on this ranking, I couldn’t tell.

    Moshood Abiola Polytechnic

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: Facebook

    I admit the execution could’ve been better, but management pulled their weight to stand out from the clutter. They get a heavy C+.

    Lagos State Polytechnic

    Photo source: Facebook

    Can we take a moment to appreciate this institution for thinking outside the box with the customised edges? They get a B+.

    Federal Polytechnic, Ukana

    Photo source: Fedpolyukana.edu.ng

    I don’t know if it’s because the gowns are dry cleaned or it’s the cool red and black combo, but they rightfully deserve this spot.

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  • How to Check Your WAEC or GCE Result Online

    Have you just written the West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) with your school or as a private (GCE) candidate? Here are two simple ways to check your result online after the West African Examination Council (WAEC) releases it.

    How to check your WAEC result on the official website

    First off, if you took the exams through your secondary school, they must’ve given you a Smart Identity Card (SIC) beforehand. This SIC contains a result checker PIN and a serial number. With them, you may proceed to the steps outlined below:

    Step 1

    Visit the official WAEC website on your mobile device or computer.

    Step 2

    How to Check Your WAEC or GCE Result Online

    Click on the menu, and select the “Check my result” option. You’ll be redirected to the official WAEC result checker website.

    Step 3

    Input your 10-digit WAEC examination number. It’s your seven-digit centre number followed by your three-digit candidate number, and you can find this on your SIC. It should look something like this: 4167856799

    Step 4

    How to Check Your WAEC or GCE Result Online

    Input the year you took the examination. A drop-down menu will display different years to choose from.

    Step 5

    How to Check Your WAEC or GCE Result Online

    Select the type of examination. You’re either a school or GCE candidate.

    Step 6

    Scratch your SIC to enter the Personal Identification Number (PIN). Then input the voucher serial number.

    Step 7

    How to Check Your WAEC or GCE Result Online

    Click “Submit” and wait for the results window to pop up.

    Note: If you misplaced your SIC or are a GCE candidate without access to one, you can purchase a WAEC result checker scratch card available online via e-commerce websites like Jumia, Konga, Opay and Quickteller. You can also get a physical copy at bookstores near you.

    How to check your WAEC results via SMS

    You can also check your WAEC results via SMS on a mobile device. 

    Step 1

    Go to your text messaging app and input 32327 in the recipient box.

    How to Check Your WAEC or GCE Result Online

    Step 2

    Input the following information in the dialogue box:

    WAEC*ExamNo*PIN*ExamYear

    It should look like this:

    Waec*4250386090*100055641983*2024

    Step 3

    Click on send and wait for a return text message containing your result. This option is available to MTN, Airtel and Glo subscribers, subject to a service charge.

    If you don’t receive your result, try again or consider logging a complaint with the support team. Send the the exam type, your examination number and year to WAECsupport@fleettechltd.com

    Need tips to pass that exam? Then you should read this: How To Pass An Exam Without Reading: A Zikoko Guide

  • Every Postgraduate Student Will Relate to These Questions 
    Every Postgraduate Student Will Relate to These Questions 

    Postgraduate study is a different ball game from undergraduate. First off, you’re either funding it by keeping up a demanding day job or you have parents who expect to yield greater ROI compared to when they funded your undergraduate study. 

    Whatever group you fall under, your academic journey is not complete if you don’t find yourself asking these questions along the way.

    “Who send me?”

    This question hits you during the first few weeks of your study period. You’ll start to think about how you had a perfect life before you single handedly voted to complicate it.

    “Will I fail?”

    Every Postgraduate Student Will Relate to These Questions 

    Months into the program, you’ll come to the realisation that keeping a day job and running a master’s program at the same time is not a child’s play. You don’t feel like quitting yet, but you’re having multiple doubts about making that distinction.

    “Should I resign?”

    This question creeps into your mind when your day job attempts to sabotage your academics. But you also know resignation isn’t an option because your bills won’t sort themselves.

    “Should I drop out?”

    Every Postgraduate Student Will Relate to These Questions 

    At this point, you’re ready to throw in the towel because your supervisor is after your life. You don’t care that people will call you a loser and you don’t give a flying fuck about the opinions of your coursemates. At least, you have a strong BSc.

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    “What’s really in this life?”

    Every Postgraduate Student Will Relate to These Questions 

    This question comes months after you psyched yourself up the first time. But you now regret your actions because both your academic work and day job are pointless to you. You just want to be a living thing in God’s good earth without any worries. 

    “Will this be worth it?”

    You’re close to the finish line, done with your coursework, wrapping up your thesis and reminiscing about all the times you almost called it quits. So you genuinely want to know if this academic investment that almost took your life will yield results. 

    “Will you attend my convocation?”

    You finally made it to the finish line, and you’re like the happy child with a new toy. You’re tempted to extend an invitation to your enemies because they must witness how you made it to the finish line.

    Before you become a postgraduate student, you might want to consider these other options: 10 Things To Do With Your Life Immediately After Uni

  • What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    Imagine getting set to graduate from your Nigerian university and you get an email from the school management notifying you that there’s been a convocation gown heist. Ghen, then.

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    While it may seem like all hope is lost, we’re here to show you how to make lemonades with this bitter lemon. You just need to keep an open mind to see the vision.

    Sutana

    Have you seen celestial church members heading to church on a Sunday morning? They’re the next best thing after the agege bread that leaves the bakery that morning. Listen, you’ll be the centre of attraction from the moment you step into your convocation ceremony.

    Wedding gown

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    Your wedding day shouldn’t be the only happiest day of your life. You can have many happiest days of your life, and on top of that list should be graduating from a Nigerian institution. What better way to show up on the day the Lord has made than in a Mai Atafo custom piece?

    Abaya

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    One thing about an abaya is it can cosplay as a graduation gown perfectly. It’s basically a convocation gown with pizzazz.

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    Jalamia

    Go with the ones that come in silk and have gold buttons. You wouldn’t have to announce yourself twice at the university gate before the security guards lead you to the convocation hall.

    Rain coat

    What to Wear When Your Convocation Gown Has Been Stolen

    Listen, if Deyemi Okanlawon can do this to a movie premiere, nothing is stopping you from making this your convocation attire. 

    A lawyer’s gown

    I don’t know who stole the fashion inspiration from whom, but one thing is clear, all things have fallen in your favour. You can throw in the wig if they also stole the graduation caps.

    Lab coat

    Just look at this picture and tell me they don’t look like a bunch of happy students who just signed out of uni. 

    Don’t know the next step after graduation? Learn from the graduates in this article: 7 Nigerians Share What They Did After Graduation

  • These 18 Foreign Universities Have Been Blacklisted in Nigeria

    On Tuesday, January 2, President Tinubu’s government cracked down on foreign universities in Nigeria, blacklisting them for offering substandard education and questionable degrees.

    This happened after Nigerian undercover journalist, Umar Audu, released a viral investigative report in December 2023. A Cotonou-based university issued him a degree certificate within six weeks. And he was able to enroll for NYSC with this fake certificate.

    In light of this incident, the Nigerian University Commission (NUC) issued a statement noting that the FG had not licensed some of these universities and they had been shut down.

     “The National Universities Commission wishes to announce to the general public, especially parents and prospective undergraduates, that the under-listed “degree mills” have not been licensed by the Federal Government and have therefore been closed down for violating the Education (National Minimum Standards, etc.) Act of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.”

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    If you’re a Nigerian student seeking to study in a foreign university located in Nigeria, avoid the schools in this list:

    • University of Applied Sciences and Management, Port Novo, Republic of Benin, or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
    • Volta University College, Ho, Volta Region, Ghana, or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
    • The International University, Missouri, USA, Kano and Lagos Study Centers; or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
    • Columbus University, UK, located anywhere in Nigeria.
    • Tiu International University, UK, located anywhere in Nigeria.
    • Pebbles University, UK, located anywhere in Nigeria.
    • London External Studies, UK, located anywhere in Nigeria.
    • Pilgrims University, located anywhere in Nigeria.
    • West African Christian University, located anywhere in Nigeria.
    • EC-Council University, USA, Ikeja Lagos Study Centre.
    • Concept College/Universities (London) Ilorin, or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
    • Houdegbe North American University campuses in Nigeria.
    • Irish University Business School, London, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
    • University of Education, Winneba, Ghana, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
    • Evangel University of America and Chudick Management Academic, Lagos.
    • Cape Coast University, Ghana, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
    • African University Cooperative Development, Cotonou, Benin Republic, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
    • Pacific Western University, Denver, Colorado, Owerri Study Centre.
  • “I Was Posted to a Funeral Home” — Ex-Corp Members Share Their Wildest NYSC Experiences

    Every NYSC member goes through two phases that can either mar or make the entire experience: the initial posting to a state in Nigeria, and the posting to a primary Place of Assignment (PPA) tailored to your area of expertise, or not.

    We decided to ask some ex-corp members about their experience with both postings, and they had some funny to scary stories to share.

    “I Was Posted to a Funeral Home” — Ex-Corp Members Share Their Wildest NYSC Experiences

    Abraham*, 32

    I suspected something was wrong the day I got my PPA posting letter and couldn’t find useful information about the company on Google. I’d heard how PPAs were scarce in Lagos and people had to show up before another corper takes up the spot. I left the orientation camp in Ipaja for Ikeja and got there around 2 p.m. Everyone I asked gave different directions but nobody knew the exact building. One maiguard saw me and offered to take me to the place. When we finally located the building, it looked deserted. We knocked, and this heavily built man came out. He said they weren’t taking corpers, and I was super relieved. Some months later, the address dropped as one of the kidnap hotspots job seekers should avoid in Lagos. 

    Yemi*,40

    Amuru Abam in Abia state was one scary experience. The roads were so terrible, you could barely escape falling off a bike. But that’s not what freaked me out. The locals were fetish on a different level. 

    There was a big tree in the community where many people would sit for shade. But when it got cloudy, people would run from it as if their lives depended on it. They said raindrops from the tree must not touch the human body. Apparently, the tree is a deity they worship annually. It gives whatever one requests but with consequences. I was skeptical, but I avoided the tree till I completed my service year.

    Balikis*, 28

    My first PPA posting was to a funeral home, and I still suffer PTSD from the place till this day. I decided not to work there when I saw the company name on my PPA letter, but I still had to show up and beg them to reject me. I went there about two days after with my friend, and the owners rejected me without a fight. 

    Temilade*, 28

    I was dead set on serving in Lagos, which was why I was willing to starve and save up the ₦100k to pay my NYSC plug. The call-up letter came out and I saw Edo. How? I mean, I knew Lagos was hard and it was a gamble even after paying, but why not Ogun or Ibadan? I couldn’t believe my eyes, and I don’t remember crying that much in all of my adult years. I spent three weeks in the orientation camp and didn’t enjoy the experience because I was depressed the entire time. I finally got redeployed to Ibadan, and I made peace with that. Lagos to Edo? God, abeg o.

    Ibrahim* 35

    I’ve spent most of my life in Abuja, but I knew I wanted to explore other parts of Nigeria when it was time for NYSC. So I just trusted I’d get one of the states I filled without working it. I was posted to Osun state and had a great camping experience. However, when it was time for PPA posting, I got a school outside the capital. Everyone already mentioned how the best places to work were in Osogbo. I finally resumed and the sight of the school threw me off with the bushes everywhere and classes looking abandoned. It was giving strong kidnap zone. It didn’t help matters when the principal showed up and spoke Yoruba. The students looked like they’d beat me up if they felt like it. I came back the next day and begged the principal to reject me, but he refused. He said they could use the extra hand and they hadn’t gotten corpers in a while. It took several days of calls from my parents before this man agreed to reject me. It felt like I was released from prison.

    George*, 25

    My PPA was a small company in Ekiti, and I think I was jazzed because that’s the only explanation for the two months I spent there. I basically the errand boy. There were two other workers, but we hardly spoke. Everyone showed up in the morning and stayed in their corner. I did everything from making photocopies to buying food and cleaning the office, all on a ₦10k monthly allowance. The CEO didn’t allow any staff into her office apart from these red-garment church people who showed up whenever and stayed in her office for hours. I don’t know how my mum noticed something was off with me, but one day she called and said she wanted to speak with my boss. Two days after the call, I was laid off and started processing redeployment.

  • All You Need to Coast Through NYSC Orientation Camp

    Are you a freshly minted graduate of a Nigerian university? Have you finally received the call-up letter to serve your fatherland? Are you experiencing mild-to-strong delulu while packing for camp because you think some items aren’t necessary? 

    If your answer is yes to all of the above, pay attention, or better still, grab a note and jot things down. We’ve compiled the ultimate list that’ll take your NYSC orientation camp experience from “God, abeg” to “Can we do this again?”

    NYSC call-up letter

    30 Essential Items That’ll Make NYSC Orientation Camping Easier

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    Make sure you carry along three to five copies of this — with the original. It’s the rite of passage at the orientation camp entrance.

    School ID card

    Don’t leave the house without your student identification card.

    School documents 

    Make sure you come along with original and photocopied copies of your statement of result or degree certificate.

    Clear file bag

    30 Essential Items That’ll Make NYSC Orientation Camping Easier

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    To keep your documents safe and secure.

    Passport photograph

    You’ll need a lot of these during the registration process in camp. Best to come with three to six copies.

    Extra white shirts and shorts

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    White is the only acceptable colour in camp, and you only get two free shirts and shorts each. It’s best to go with extra pairs since you might not have time in between activities to do laundry.

    Waist pouch

    30 Essential Items That’ll Make NYSC Orientation Camping Easier

    This is where you’ll keep important things like your phone, money, wallet, meal tickets, etc. It’s a 24/7 necessity as you’ll be outdoors most of the time, and it’s not advisable to leave any valuables in your room.

    Sanitary pads/tampons

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    Ladies, the mami market traders are out to get you with their outrageous prices, so you better come prepared.

    Umbrella

    30 Essential Items That’ll Make NYSC Orientation Camping Easier

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    See, the sun and NYSC have a mission to completely finish you. An umbrella is how you win this battle.

    Toilet paper 

    The toilet is always a complete mess, even when it’s not dirty.

    Toiletries 

    Make sure you come with your own bathing soap, sponge, body wash, shampoo, toothpaste, etc.

    Plain white tennis shoes

    30 Essential Items That’ll Make NYSC Orientation Camping Easier

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    This is your go-to footwear on the campground. Best to go with a rubber version that’s easier to maintain.

    Handkerchiefs or face towels

    To maintain your cool when the sun does a number on you.

    Rubber slippers

    For when your legs need to breathe.

    Needle and thread

    There’ll be many ripped trousers after the Man O’ War activity. Best to have this before the mami market tailor charges N2k for a small stitch.

    Sunscreen

    With all the outdoor activities, you want to make sure your skin is still skinning after three weeks.

    Bucket

    30 Essential Items That’ll Make NYSC Orientation Camping Easier

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    Might sound unhinged, but you actually need your own bucket to fetch water in camp. You’ll get one from the traders at mami but at triple the price.

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    Marker

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    It’ll be your best friend on camp. You’ll need it mark your territory on prized possessions like your NYSC kit, bucket and provisions.

    Flashlight 

    30 Essential Items That’ll Make NYSC Orientation Camping Easier

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    Depending on your location, 24/7 power supply might be a thing or not. Best to keep a rechargeable flashlight close. 

    Mosquito net and repellent 

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    The mosquitoes in camp don’t smile, so go prepared. You came to serve your fatherland, not carry malaria on top your head.

    Padlocks and keys

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    Listen, petty thieves will be after your provisions, toiletries and other supplies. While this doesn’t guarantee 100% safety, it’s a start.

    Power bank

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    Because how else will you capture the once-in-a-lifetime experience if you’re dealing with battery issues? Charging in Mami is an expense that’ll do a number on your already slim allowance.

    Provisions

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    Camp food may or may not wage a war against your taste buds. Best to have provisions you can fall back on, especially if you have no plans to make the mami traders ten times richer.

    First-aid kit

    Every NYSC camp has a health centre, but you might want to come with your little kit of basics like painkillers, plasters and methylated spirit. Or do you trust the government like that?

  • We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    This might sound weird, but my favourite part of going to school as a kid was wearing my school uniform. The pattern was nothing like I’d seen on students from other schools, so I blushed when random adults asked questions like “What’s the name of your school?” 

    These days I can’t shake off the suspicion that something is off in the uniform selection department of Nigerian schools. What is the obsession with agriculture green and bedroom blue? Anyway, I decided to rank the best school uniforms of 15 Nigerian private schools.

    What do you think?

    15. Christ the King International School, Anambra

    This uniform could have been IT, but it’s giving hypnotic. The hypnotism aside, I can see what the school management was going for; it’s a bit sad they missed the road. 

    14. Hope High British International School, Abakaliki, Ebonyi

    We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    This uniform could have been fire but something is off about that chequered shirt x black trouser combo on the male students. 

    13. Olashore International School, Osun

    We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    For one of the most expensive schools in the South West, this uniform is just there. The grey pinafore on the junior students is giving cleaner vibes. But they tried with the blazer on the seniors. Can you spot that shade of blue though?

    12. Citadel International School, Ikare-Akoko, Ondo

    We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    There’s international in the name of this school, but I don’t know what that is about because what is this uniform? I mean, it’s decent but very heavy on the government school uniform vibes. Also, what in the Boy-Alinco cap is going on here?

    11. Kadwel International Schools, Kaduna State

    We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    I don’t know if it’s the pose, the chequered skirt or rhyming ties, but I’m sold on the ministry of this uniform. But those oversized blazers? Management, please now.

    10. Day Waterman College, Abeokuta, Ogun

    White is safe, but when you combine it with grey and navy blue, it’s simply giving low effort. I could see students in this uniform and link them to about 10 other schools. What is the obsession with Nigerian private schools and ties? 

    9. Queens College, Lagos

    If you can ignore the blue-on-blue coordination, you’ll have to give it to the school for being audacious enough to go sleeveless. I won’t give any verdict on the beret…for now.

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    8. Chrisland Schools, Lagos, Abuja

    We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    It’s too much green going on. But they get some marks for the chequered skirt and blazers. 

    7. Atlantic Hall, Lagos

    I don’t like that this uniform is this low on the list, but look at it and tell me the blue tie and navy blue jacket are not giving bank-graduate-trainee. I’ll carry my bank problems to these kids at first sight. But the fit is clean sha.

    6. Grange Schools, Lagos

    I mean, look at their faces. That’s the exact look you wear when your uniform isn’t giving a 100 but you have to put it on five times a week. 

    5. Corona Schools, Lagos

    I like the tie, the blazer and black knee-length socks. Makes for a clean look that instantly lets you know that this is a top school student.

    4. British International School, Lagos

    This might be the best execution of green-coloured uniforms I’ve seen in a long while. The chequered skirt and short-sleeve work.

    3. Lekki British International School, Lagos

    We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    At first sight, it looks like a lot is happening. But when you take a closer look, you’ll appreciate the colour combination of this uniform. Can you see the way they stand in sharp contrast to their teachers? I like that. 

    2. Edidot Schools, Lagos

    Finally! A school uniform that is not blue, green or grey? Inject it please. You can just tell that management took their time to design this uniform. That rafia-themed hat alone is a win!

    1. American International School, Lagos

    We Ranked the School Uniforms of 15 Nigerian Private Schools

    Because they’re the closest school that comes to having mufti as uniforms, and I’m 100% with that. I mean, are you looking at this uniform and immediately thinking of school? Exactly.

    What does your budget for meat look like? You’ll find out at our upcoming meat festival in Lagos. Grab tickets to Burning Ram here.

  • 7 Nigerians Share What They Did After Graduation 

    I visited my aunt some months ago and saw my 14-year-old cousin loitering around a woodwork store a few blocks away. Naturally, I assumed he was on an errand and would join me in his house shortly.

    One hour after I’d settled in, he didn’t return, and I was forced to tell my aunt I’d seen him loitering around. She laughed off my concern and told me he was at his training centre. Apparently, she’d discovered his love for woodwork from some DIY projects in school and decided to enroll him with a professional. They had an arrangement that saw him spending one to two hours at the workshop after closing from school. I was tempted to protest the idea, but I’d taken a mental note of the place earlier, and it would’ve passed for an IKEA showroom. 

    This reminded me of how I’d persuaded my mum to enroll me for a graphic design certification course in the second year after I’d completed secondary school without a university admission. These seven Nigerians share their own stories of how they spent life after graduating from secondary school or university. 

    Onyinye*, 32

    I had some outstanding fees to pay after finishing 400 level, so I couldn’t graduate. Things were tough at home, so I had to take up a teaching job at a primary school to raise the remainder of my school fees. I worked for a year and about seven months. It was one of the toughest things I had to do, but no experience taught me more about patience.

    Iyanu*, 33

    I graduated with a third-class degree, so I wasn’t excited to be done with school. I knew my parents would want to see my results because they had friends and relatives who’d asked for my CV to be passed along once I graduated. I couldn’t let that happen, so I sought to start making money before I was posted for NYSC. That way, I’d already have something to do and they wouldn’t need to help me look for jobs when I graduated. I went to stay with a friend who promised to “Show me the way”. I’d spend most of the day watching him type letters on his system, and whenever I asked, “What’s up?” He’d tell me to observe the way he writes and responds. It didn’t take me long to figure out he was into internet fraud. I didn’t have a problem with it after watching him get paid in dollars. Twice, I tried my hands at it but failed. He was also always reading and learning how to write many different documents. And I knew I didn’t have the head for heavy reading or writing, especially when it’s to scam. So I ended up taking a factory job, and that was where I did my NYSC PPA. These days, I’m an Uber driver. 

    Tara* 17

    I graduated from secondary school last year, and I’ve not started processing my admission because I didn’t pass all my WAEC subjects. I’m retaking the exam, but pending the time I’ll resume tutorial classes, my mum enrolled me at a makeup school. She doesn’t like the idea of leaving me at home doing nothing while everyone goes to work. I resume at 9 and close at 3 p.m. from Mondays to Fridays. 

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    Godfrey, 38*

    I’m still mad at my parents for not making me learn something after I graduated from secondary school. I was at home for three years before I gained admission, and I spent all that time doing chores, watching movies and babysitting for aunties and uncles. If I’d learned something, I’d have been more buoyant in uni. I had coursemates who were hairdressers, barbers, electricians, shoemakers, and they were hardly ever dead broke because they had something bringing extra money. And then, there I was, relying on pocket money for the most part of my time in uni. 

    James 30

    After graduating from uni in 2016, we had to wait for some months for clearance and NYSC. There was a lot of free time, but I didn’t want to go back home to do nothing. So this close pal, who was a first-class student, looped me in on something he was doing. I didn’t know it was a ponzi scheme at the time, I just knew it was money-doubling. Pay ₦10k, and recoup ₦20k, that sort of thing. Anyway, this friend got a lightbulb moment to run our own “honest” ponzi scheme. We formed a team of six, including a pastor who was big on “honest” ponzi. I was in charge of customer support, and we managed to build a level of trust you didn’t find with other ponzi websites at the time. We’d constantly keep people in the loop about when to expect their payment and such. But things went south when someone hacked our system and diverted the funds. We also got word from the pastor that the evil eye had been cast upon the entire project. The tipping point was when neighbours called the police on us on the hunch that we were yahoo boys. Thankfully, we’d taken an out-of-state trip at the time, and they could only get hold of my friend’s cousin. I honestly thought I was going to make my first and several millions from it. But that was the end of that episode. Months later, I went for NYSC in Lagos and resumed at a small e-commerce company as a content writer. 

    READ ALSO: Kill It at Any Job Interview With These 8 Hacks

     Maria*, 45

    I studied History and couldn’t find a job after I completed NYSC. The school I served in was in the north. They offered to retain me, but I knew I didn’t want to live there, and I wasn’t really interested in teaching. It was stressful, and the salary wasn’t rewarding. After about three months of job hunting, I enrolled at a fashion design school, and that was how I became a tailor. I wonder why I went to university at all because I could’ve spent all that time at the fashion school. I’m always telling my kids to let me know if they want to learn anything. I don’t want them making the same mistakes I did.

    Jumoke, 40

    I baked snacks and cakes for friends during their birthdays in uni. I’d learned the basics from my mum and got better on my own. This made it easy for me to get something to do when I graduated. My parents were actually worried at some point because they thought I’d drop out or graduate with bad grades. To them, baking was a distraction. But I made 2:1, and three weeks after graduation, my parents gave me money to buy a professional mixer and industrial oven. I think they were so supportive because I took my business as seriously as my education. My kids are still young, but I know I’ll want them to have a clear path early on in life too. I’m always paying attention to their interests; my husband thinks I’m doing too much.

    We’re throwing the biggest meat festival in Lagos. Grab your tickets to Burning Ram here.

  • Blood on University Grounds: All We Know About Atanda Modupe Deborah’s Untimely Demise

    On Wednesday, September 6, 2023, students of Federal University Oye-Ekiti (FUOYE) raised an alarm over the disappearance of Miss Atanda Modupe Deborah, a 200-level student of the school’s nursing department. 

    She was reportedly last seen in front of the school’s Pharmacy Twin Hall on Monday, September 4. Unfortunately, by Wednesday evening, the situation took a tragic turn. She was found dead and buried in a shallow grave in the school’s premises.

    What happened?

    According to fellow students, Miss Atanda was raped and killed. 

    Ayo*, an accounting student at the university, provided some context. “She went for night reading, and when she didn’t come back the next day, some of her friends started a search party. The school authority was informed, but she was only found two days later in a shallow grave behind the Faculty of Pharmacy building. Her books and bag were found on a damaged bridge close by, and her earrings and pieces of clothing were found in a building close to the Pharmacy Twin Hall. She looked like she’d been raped but not mutilated or missing body parts, as the rumours claim.”

    In the aftermath of her discovery, several students have voiced out their anger at the school’s lack of security personnel, night lights and student ID cards for proper identification. “We have forest-like bushes in Oye,” Bola*, another student, says. “Anyone can hide in those bushes and do anything they want. We don’t have security. At night, the school is dark. It’s not strange to hear that a student was robbed or molested in the dark, and there’s no way to even determine who is a student or not because we don’t have ID cards. The school doesn’t care about us.”

    A protest in 2019 over the same poor electricity situation in the school led to the death of a student when protesting students were allegedly shot at by Nigerian police.

    On Twitter, students and concerned individuals seeking justice for Miss Atanda are pushing hashtags like #justiceformodupe #blackwednesday and #makeFUOYEsafe.

    https://twitter.com/FUOYE_CAMCONECT/status/1699544907445391369?t=1kf5eliZIaEEvWHdlgbxYw&s=19

    What are the school and police saying?

    The school authorities put out a press release on Wednesday, expressing their sadness over the unfortunate incident and urging “all stakeholders to be calm”. 

    They also noted that several arrests have been made as an investigation into the circumstances surrounding Miss Atanda’s death is ongoing. The press release contained instructions for students to “vacate the premises with immediate effect, to ensure a proper, holistic and unimpeded, thorough investigation.”

    The Commissioner of Police, Ekiti, released a statement that the body had been put in a morgue, and ten suspects were held for questioning as of Thursday, September 7th.

    The school’s student union government and the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) also released similar statements.

    This story will be updated as more details emerge.

    *Names have been changed for the sake of anonymity.


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  • For UNILAG, It’s Money Over Students

    On July 21, 2023, the University of Lagos (UNILAG) put out an important notice to all its students that their school fees would be increased by 400% from September 1st. Neither the new undergraduates nor returning students were exempt.

    On September 6, students gathered to march and raise their voices in solidarity against the inconsiderate school fees hike. The UNILAG management responded by calling the police on its students. Let’s get into everything there is to know about these events.

    New school fees

    New students whose course of study requires laboratory or studio use now pay ₦140,250. Others pay ₦100,750, while college of medicine undergraduates had their fees increased to ₦190,250 from an average of ₦20k per year. Why the sudden increase despite the current economic hardship?

    The Student Loans Act

    On August 8, Mr. Andrew Adejo, the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Education said that the fees hike isn’t motivated by the Student Loans Act proposed by the new Tinubu government. According to him, the new fees will cover the cost of accommodation and utilities, to ensure the promise of premium quality of education.

    Ministry of Education approval

    Mr. Adejo also revealed that the Ministry of Education gave UNILAG the go-ahead but has stopped giving other universities. But why can’t there be a uniform decision for everyone? 

    The VC said it’s the national price

    Although the government at the top has said they’ve stopped other universities from increasing their school fees, Professor Folasade Ogunsola, the Vice Chancellor of UNILAG, said the fees have been set all around Nigeria and can’t be adjusted for anyone.

    UNILAG staff privilege

    Staff members’ children can still pay their fees in installments at least a month before final exams. They also get accommodation spaces in the hostels reserved for them. The staff members themselves may begin remote work soon to cut down on their transportation expenses. These compromises make it easier for some people, while the majority bear the brunt of hardship.

    The protest

    After the university’s management failed on their promise to the student leaders on August 2 that they’ll reduce the school fees , the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) announced their plans to protest against the hike. NANS also sent a warning to the Department of State Services (DSS) not to stop them from protesting as it’s their universal human right.

    But on the morning of September 6, 2023, policemen shot rubber bullets and teargas to scatter the agitated students’ peaceful protest. 

    Students in lock-up

    Some of the protesting students have been arrested. While most are yet to be identified by names, the NANS PRO, Giwa Temitope, alongside another student named Femi Adeyeye are among them. The students’ representative council of Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) wrote a solidarity letter, calling for the release of their arrested comrades and other students.

    Burning Ram is coming.

  • Cyril Ndifon: The UNICAL Professor Facing Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

    A Nigerian academic guru from the University of Calabar (UNICAL), identified as Cyril Ndifon, is facing allegations of sexual misconduct from female students of the school. Here’s all we know about the matter that has already garnered thousands of reactions from Twitter users under the trending hashtag #NdifonMustGo.

    Who is Professor Cyril Ndifon?

    Cyril Ndifon: The UNICAL Professor Facing Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

    According to information in the institution’s staff directory, “Professor Cyril Osim Ndifon is a Professor of Law at the University of Calabar, Calabar, Nigeria.” He has held several positions in the institution, including Dean, Faculty of Law; Sub-Dean, Faculty of Law; Head of Department; Chairman, Faculty of Law Graduate Board; and Examination officer.

    Professor Cyril Ndifon is also a member of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA), the National Association of Law Teachers, among others.

    Why is he trending?

    On Monday, August 14, 2023, a Twitter user identified as @ada_mummyya shared a video showing a group of female UNICAL law students, accompanied by a few male counterparts, protesting for the removal of their dean.

    The students were seen raising placards with bold inscriptions like “Prof Ndifon, let girls with big breasts breathe, stop suffocating us”, “We are tired of sucking dicks”, “Prof Ndifon must go for our sanity”, “Law girls are not bonanzas, Prof Ndifon should stop grabbing us”, “The faculty of law is not a brothel” and “Enough of law school list manipulation.”

    When did the allegations start?

    While @ada_mummyya’s video has only just brought the matter to light, an online search of Professor Ndifon’s name returns with a string of articles that link him to allegations of sexual abuse from as far back as 2015.

    In a 2016 article, it was reported that Prof Ndifon was accused of sexually assaulting a 20-year-old year student in his office on August 29, 2015. The incident led to Ndifon’s suspension by the university management. He was only to return to office once he was completely exonerated from the allegations of sexual misconduct.

    The aggrieved professor dragged the matter to court, and on September 21, 2016, the National Industrial Court in Calabar, presided over by Justice Eunice Agbakoba, dismissed the suit.

    On November 16, 2017, reports that the university management had recalled Professor Ndifon made headlines with pictures of his arrival on the university premises.

    Professor Ndifon receives a warm welcome upon reinstatement

    Why are the students protesting now?

    On January 30, 2023, an article published in the campus news segment of UNICAL’s website announced the re-election of Professor Ndifon as the dean of the faculty of law. According to the release, Ndifon’s tenure is to run for two years, from January 27, 2023, till January 26, 2025.

    The re-election didn’t sit well with the students, who are still accusing Professor Ndifon of sexual misconduct and the school authority of attempting a cover-up.

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    Has this received any public attention?

    In December 2022, a civil service organisation, Sacredhearts Gender Protection Initiative, wrote to the UNICAL management, querying the reinstatement and promotion of Professor Ndifon despite allegations of misconduct.

    A portion of the letter addressed to the Vice Chancellor of the University of Calabar, Prof. Florence Obi, read “…we therefore find it hard to understand the basis for which Ndifon who is under investigation for sexual assault against a female law student was reinstated as a staff of the university and made Dean of the Law Faculty. Is it that the Management of the University of Calabar has no moral standard for measuring or distinguishing right from wrong? 

    The group equally vowed to hit the streets and protest the reinstatement of Professor Ndifon.

    “Our organization together with other Civil Society groups involved in Sexual and Gender-Based Violence (SGBV) activities will lead a protest march and advocacy visit to international organizations and foreign embassies in the Federal Capital Territory to call your university management to order.”

    A number of Nigerians have also taken to social media in solidarity with the protesting students, calling for the professor’s immediate removal.

    UNICAL suspends Professor Ndifon

    Following the recent allegations of sexual harassment, the university management on Thursday, August 17, suspended Professor Ndifon.  In a letter signed by the registrar, Mr Gabriel Egbe, the school management expressed reservations about Ndifon’s unsatisfactory response to a query issued to him.

    The letter read: “Please refer to our letter Ref UC/REG/DISC.45A dated August 14, 2023, on your alleged violation of the provisions of the extant laws and policies of the university and your response to the said letter which was dated August 16, 2023.

    “The vice-chancellor has gone through your written representations and is not satisfied with your explanations. She has therefore directed that you be relieved of your position as the Dean, Faculty of Law and placed on suspension while the matter is referred to a panel that will be set up to investigate these allegations.”

    This is a developing story.

  • Who is Cyprian Igwe? The UniAbuja Student Suing University for ₦50m

    A Nigerian university student, Cyprian Igwe, woke up to the news of a 50% increment in payable fees by the school management in May 2023 and planned a protest against it. But this was met with his rustication from the school.

    The situation has now taken a legal turn. Here’s all we know about so far:

    Who is Cyprian Igwe?

    Who is Cyprian Igwe? The UniAbuja Student Suing University for ₦50m

    He’s a 400-level undergraduate student in the Sociology department of the University of Abuja. Igwe is also a member of the student union. He caught the attention of the public following his rustication from the university after allegedly inciting fellow students against the school management.

    Why was he rusticated?

    On April 29, 2023, the university announced the total payable fees for the 2022/2023 session in a Facebook post. And the 50% bump didn’t go down well with Igwe whose fee shot up to ₦89,000 from ₦47,300. He proceeded to express his displeasure with fellow student union executives via an official WhatsApp group. In his message, he called for a meeting to discuss possible solutions to the situation.

    Who is Cyprian Igwe? The UniAbuja Student Suing University for ₦50m

    Source: ICIR

    The university caught wind of Igwe’s WhatsApp message and responded to the call for a protest by issuing a rustication letter dated May 26, 2023, signed by the deputy registrar. Cyprian Igwe, and another student, Olalekan Oladeru, who broadcasted his message on WhatsApp, were accused of circulating “an inciteful press release”, an action “capable of jeopardising the peaceful smooth conduct of academic activities in the university and a breach of the university matriculation oath.”

    Igwe told the International Centre for Investigative Reporting (ICIR) that he was brought in for questioning by the school’s security officer, forced to sign the rustication letter and detained for four hours with no access to his mobile phone.

    Who is Cyprian Igwe? The UniAbuja Student Suing University for ₦50m

    The rustication letter | Source: Twitter (@cyrpianigwe3)

    How did Cyprian’s case get media attention?

    Cyprian shared a Twitter post on May 26, the same day he was rusticated, which caught the attention of journalists and activists, amongst others. Reputable outlets like TechCabal, International Centre for Investigative Reporting (ICIR) and Legit.ng have since picked up his story.

    There’s been an outpour of support from Nigerians who argue that students should be able to freely express themselves.

    What’s the position of the student union president?

    The SUG president, Emito Emmanuel Ayandayo, is against the university’s decision and maintains that there’s no evidence to back up the claims levelled against Cyprian Igwe and Oladeru.

    He told the ICIR that the rustication letter referenced the incitement of violence, a meeting with members of the SUG, alumni and stakeholders, and a planned protest slated for May 29, which was all false. He said he issued a counter press release stating he never signed Igwe’s announcement, and there was no meeting held to discuss a protest as claimed in the rustication letter.

    Ayandayo also said he spoke with the dean of student affairs, Prof Umar Kari, who maintained that there was a mistake in the rustication letter the assistant registrar sent out. Kari said the students should’ve been suspended and not rusticated.

    Has Igwe’s status as a student been reinstated?

    That same week, the university recalled the initial rustication letter and issued a fresh letter of suspension. The school’s public relations officer (PRO), Dr Habib Yakoob, claimed that the students were suspended contrary to widely circulated reports of rustication.

    Is Igwe back in school?

    As of June 2023, Igwe, through his lawyer, Tope Temokun, has taken legal action and sued the university at the Federal High Court in Abuja. The respondents include vice chancellor Professor Abdul-Rasheed Na’allah, Yahaya Mohammed (registrar), Alkasim Umar (deputy registrar, academics, CSO Ibrahim Abdullahi Burga and four others.

    Igwe is seeking an order reinstating his status as a bonafide student of UniAbuja, an order setting aside his rustication for violating his fundamental rights to a fair hearing and a declaration against his arrest and detention at the intelligence unit of the school on May 26.

    In addition, he’s seeking damages to the sum of ₦50 million, for violation of his human rights.

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  • Why Nigerian Students Will Wake Up at 2 AM Just to Diss Their Universities

    Every three bathroom breaks, Nigerian universities get dragged through the mud on and offline. But are they spitting facts or just dissing? We joined the conversation to uncover the reasons behind all the hate.

    I-can-do-and-undo lecturers

    Just pray you don’t get in trouble with a lecturer that thinks they’re next after God. They’ll tell you how they taught medicine to Small Doctor; and find a way to keep you in school for the next ten years.

    Sex for grades

    Why are there so many lecturers who can’t keep their genitals in their pants?

    Payola champions

    Some lecturers must always collect money for books or department projects from students. Their catch phrase is “I’m not forcing you to buy my book, but if you don’t buy this year, you’ll buy next year”.

    When will people stop asking if school’s on break?

    It’s painful when you finally realise you’re still fighting for a bus at Unilorin car park when your mates from private unis are already complaining about NYSC PPA or entry-level work stress.

    Hot babes, come to Ikoyi to get lit with other hot babes at HERtitude 2023 on May 27th. Get your ticket here.

    Student union that’s weaker than spiderweb

    Other than appearing at department dinners, they’ve no power to implement change. Also, why is a boomer the leader of the National Association of Nigerian Students?

    Every year, school fees hike

    Money doesn’t grow on trees, but school management wants you to have it when they want it.

    Every morning, database is on 404 Error

    One school got hacked several times recently. How long will sensitive data go unprotected? Just hire professionals.

    Missing exam scripts

    Imagine retaking a six-unit course because your exam script is sleeping under one dusty, heavy shelf in the department, and no one could be bothered to find it. How did it get there in the first place? No one knows.

    ALSO READ: Just Imagine: If Nigerian Universities had Honest Slogans

  • This Nigerian Student Wants to Vote, But Exams Won’t Allow Him

    The Nigerian Voter is a series that seeks to understand the motivations that drive the voting decisions of Nigerians — why they vote, how they choose their candidates, why some have never voted, and their wildest stories around elections.

    This week’s subject of The Nigerian Voter is Tolu*, a 200-level Mass Communication student in his early twenties schooling at the Federal University of Technology, Minna. He is passionate about voting, but with exams clashing with the elections, he and 26,000 other students at his school can’t travel home. He tells us of his frustrations with the educational system, his desire to vote and who he hopes can win this election.

    When did you first enter university, and how many strikes have you experienced?

    I got admission in 2019 but resumed in 2020. I was in school from January to March 2020, when the COVID-19 pandemic lockdown started. 

    I was at home from March to December 2020 due to COVID-19 and a strike from the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU). 2021 was the only year that I had a full session. In 2022, I was in school from January to March before the eight-month strike that ended in October. That is two strikes already in three years. 

    Wow. How would you say the strikes have affected you?

    By now, I’m supposed to be in my final year (400 level), but I’m still in the second semester of my second year. I’ve not even written exams. 

    I’ve not been able to make progress with my goals in life. There were so many things I planned and put in place. 

    For instance, I had a summer job shortly before I entered university. The manager there liked me and promised I could return and work there in my 300 level for Industrial Training (IT). Now the manager that promised that opportunity was transferred last year. If there were no strikes, I’d have worked there by now. Now I can no longer do it there, and my chances of working at the firm in future have been cut short. 

    It has also affected my grades too. When I returned from the 2020 strike, some lecturers claimed that they had misplaced all the test scripts we had written before the strike. Hence, they gave people random scores and the “random score” I got wasn’t so favourable and it brought down my Grade Point Average (GPA). 

    Also, this has affected me mentally because I’m slowly but surely losing hope in the educational system. It makes me wonder if having an education is worth it or not. 

    Who do you think is the cause of the strikes?

    Well, I can’t say lecturers for sure because my parents are also in the educational system. It is not easy to teach endlessly and not have your salaries paid monthly. A politician can’t be there taking your money, and you don’t do anything about it. So I’d say a larger portion of the blame goes to the politicians.

    But I’d also like the lecturers to have compassion for us. We understand their plight, but it is also our future that they are using to fight for their rights. 

    Since the recent strike was called off in October 2022, how have you coped with your academics?

    We had it rough for the first three weeks with back-to-back classes and tests, but now we’ve adjusted. I have classes from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. every day. Even though it is stressful, I like it in a way because it is helping us to meet up with the school calendar. We are far behind because of these strikes. We have no option.

    Is the schedule by any chance clashing with the elections? 

    Firstly, I should say that it almost affected my collecting my Permanent Voter’s Card (PVC). We closed for the holidays three days to Christmas Day. If I didn’t make up my mind to collect it before resumption, I’m not sure I’d have ever been able to collect it again. 

    As to how it’s clashing with the elections, my exams start on February 20. I also have exams on February 24, which is the day before the presidential elections. 

    How does this affect you?

    My residence is in Kogi state, a 7-hour drive from Minna. I cannot finish exams by 2 p.m. and then make a 7-hour drive to Kogi state just to vote. My parents will not support that, with the insecurity on that route. 

    I also have exams after February 25 as well. If I go back home, there is no way I’d be able to prepare that weekend (being election weekend). Only people from Niger state can go back home, and even then, it’s a five-hour drive at best. People from far distances like mine can’t go back. FUTMINNA has to realise that they are disenfranchising the rights of over 26,000 students in this school to vote. 

    I’ve been following the news in other schools too, and I’ve seen that 7,000 students have raised their grievances on this issue on social media platforms. I’m very sure that if universities decide to give a one-week break before the elections, I can bet that at least 10,000 students would use the opportunity to vote. 

    Why do you have so much passion for voting?

    It’s because I’m very much concerned about the country’s well-being. The well-being of this country ultimately affects my future. There have been occasions when I was in my room, and I shed tears just because of the state of this country. And the only way I can change things is by voting. 

    But now I can’t even do that anymore. How can I be preparing since June 2022 to vote and now that the elections are almost here in 2023, I can’t vote? It hurts me a lot. The 2023 elections are possibly the only chance I’d have to rewrite the story of my country and my educational future. And now I’m about to lose that because of my school. If the presidency falls into the wrong hands, I will lose 8 years of my life. And eight years plus my current age is a lot. I might probably have had children by then. I don’t want my kids to live in a destabilised country. 

    Right now, public universities are talking about how to increase school fees. The current fee we pay here at FUTMINNA is N39,000. Even then, the money took a lot of work for most people. Some had to go on social media and open GoFundMe accounts to raise money for their tuition. How would things be if they increased it to N80,000, for instance? If you have a good country, the school fees would be regulated. I know how much my parents spend on my fees and well-being in this school, and I know they don’t have savings at the end of the month. Voting in this election is my only chance of making things right and ensuring that affliction doesn’t prevail a second time. 

    What are your plans going forward with the elections? Have you accepted your fate? 

    If it’s the will of God, I’ll vote. I’m being optimistic that things could change between now and election day. 

    Who would you vote for if you were able to, and why? 

    I’d vote for someone with competence and charisma. I’d vote for someone who I can hold accountable. I’d vote for who has a track record, and Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP) is that person. 

    What about the other candidates? 

    I may not be old enough to have been around when the other candidates were at the peak of their political careers, but I’ve read books and watched their presidential town halls. Who has presented the most sensible points to us? Who can we look at his antecedents, at his past and say that he is a bit capable of rebuilding Nigeria?

    I have been to Anambra state and I see what he did with the road network and it’s worthy of commendation. 

    In terms of education, what do you think Peter Obi would do for you if he became president? 

    When he came to Niger state, he assured us that our four years course would be four years. He also promised us SME skills for entrepreneurs. He will also give people small-scale loans for students who wish to do business while in school. He also promised to teach people online and technical skills. 

    Even though you might not be able to vote, are you mobilising others to exercise their rights? 

    Well, I know my parents and siblings are going to vote. Before I saw my exam schedules, people in my state planned to rent buses to transport people to polling units to vote. 

    Even in school, I make sure that I reach out to people back home to remind them to vote on February 25. My friends and I do the same thing here at school to anyone willing to listen. 

    Nonetheless, there are still a few of us who have enough passion and can put our lives on the line to go out there and vote.  

    We write the news and track the 2023 elections for citizens, by citizens in our weekly newsletter, Game of Votes. Make the subscription of a lifetime here.

  • Why Are Nigerian Students at Risk of Not Voting in 2023?

    Last week, Afrobeats artist, Paul Okoye of PSquare shared his concerns about Nigerian students still in school when they were supposed to be collecting their Permanent Voter’s Card (PVC)s.

    This caused a flurry of advice for students. Some said that parents could help them collect their PVCs using the INEC printout, while some students didn’t even see the point of leaving school for a PVC.

    Despite the varying opinions, one thing is for sure — 3.2 million Nigerian students stand a significant chance of being left out of the polls come February. Let’s break down the problem, why it matters and who needs to take action.

    The problem

    There are less than four days to the deadline for PVC collection, and so far, 79% of registered voters have collected their PVCs. But what about the remaining 21%? 

    Well, here’s your answer — the majority of that 21% are in school doing anything BUT collecting their PVCs.

    But how did this happen? To understand this, you’d need to recall the prolonged industrial strike by members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) for eight months in 2022. It also doesn’t help when the ‘members’ going on strike are your lecturers.

    During that period, the students weren’t just sitting at home and washing plates. Over 3.8 million students out of 7.2 million youths went to their Local Government Area (LGA) wards to register for their PVC ahead of the 2023 elections.

    However, no one thought about how the students would collect their PVCs after the strike. This is now the bone of contention. Since they resumed in October, there have been tons of lectures and assessments to make up for lost time, which makes them too busy to travel for PVC collection. But that’s not all.

    There are reports that some universities are scheduling exams during the election period. So not only can they NOT collect their PVCs, but there is also a likelihood that they will be excluded from voting. 

    Why does this matter?

    There are two answers to this. The first is that students are youths. Youths make up the largest number of voters for the 2023 elections, with 37 million people. Students are the largest in terms of occupational distribution, with 26 million people.

    Now, who will be left to vote if you take away the people who make up the numbers? This will cause low voter turnout, ultimately affecting who could become our next leaders in February.

    Let’s not forget that this happened before in the 2019 elections. There were 84.2 million registered voters, but only 28.6 million voters showed up at the polls.


    The second is the hindrance of the law. According to the 2022 Electoral Act, no individual can vote outside where they registered for the PVC. Many students already attend universities that are miles away from their local government areas, and are significantly affected.

    What has been done to address this?

    Non-governmental organisations such as Yiaga Africa have called out the National Universities Commission (NUC) to refrain from scheduling examinations during elections.

    But what about collecting their PVCs? Time is ticking fast. The NUC also needs to give these students a pass to go home and pick this up. They deserve to be decision-makers during an election that will determine the next phase of their lives. 

  • How Nigerian Students Can Get Student Loans 101

    If you’re a Nigerian student feeling discouraged from pursuing a tertiary education because you can’t afford tuition fees, we have good news for you! You’ll soon be able to get a student loan from the government with zero interest!

    How’s this possible?

    The Student Loan Bill provides public university students with financial assistance through the creation of a Nigerian Education Bank. The Senate and House of Representatives have passed the bill, sponsored by the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Femi Gbajabiamila. We only need President Buhari to sign it into law.

    However, as it is with everything concerning Nigeria, getting your credit alert from the government won’t be without some critical conditions. We compiled the most important things Nigerian students should know before applying for a loan if the bill becomes law.

    You have to secure admission into a public institution

    It goes without saying that you can’t access a student loan without being a student. Only Nigerian students who have gained admission into a public university, polytechnic, or college of education are eligible to apply.


    To private university students, the government said:


    Your family must be broke

    This loan scheme wasn’t made for rich kids. To qualify, you and other members of your family must earn less than ₦500,000 per year. You probably sleep like this every night:



    No loans for previous debtors

    If you, or even your parents, are yet to pay up on previous government loans, you’re definitely ineligible to apply for a student loan. The government isn’t playing with its money.


    No loans for those guilty of exam malpractices

    If you have ever cheated in an exam and got caught, no loan for you.

    No loans for druggies

    If you have a criminal record for using banned substances like cocaine and weed, don’t even bother applying.

    How can one repay the loan?

    For those lucky enough to secure the bag, you’ll start repaying the loan two years after the completion of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) programme. The government will deduct 10% of your salary every month and remit it to the Student Loan account.

    How can you apply?

    To get started, you have to submit your application and a cover letter explaining why you’re the best fit for the loan via the student affairs office of your institution. You should have the cover letter signed by the head of the institution and the student affairs office.

    But remember, nothing happens until this guy signs the bill into law.

  • How Students Are Adjusting Back to School Life After ASUU Strike

    On October 14, 2022, the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) suspended its eight-month-long strike. As a result, several public universities across the country have announced resumption dates with some scheduling exams to start immediately.

    What are people saying about it?

    On October 22, 2022, the spokesman of the Northern Elders Forum (NEF), Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, commented on how students are the biggest losers of the strike. He noted that they’ll be “railroaded” into completing their academic year but lecturers will get their outstanding salaries and the government will face no penalties. 

    A political economist who replied him also noted that some students are struggling with Nigeria’s flooding crisis but their problems are not taken into account. 

    Citizen spoke to two students about their experiences on readjusting to school life after the ASUU strike.

    Ebuka — University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN)

    “I’ve already gone back to UNN. I’m a medical student so I don’t really have classes per se. We’ll be having online classes on Monday due to the sit-at-home order in Enugu. We’ll start going for postings at the hospital from Tuesday to Friday — that’s what we’ll be doing for eight weeks.

    The cost of living has gone up a lot. A keke ride that used to be ₦‎50 is now ₦‎100, a bag of water has gone up to ₦‎200 and a bottle of Fanta is ₦‎220. I don’t even know what a ride to the hospital will cost now. Before the strike it was ₦‎150 and slowly increased to ₦‎200. It could be higher now with the flooding crisis and fuel scarcity.”

    Shola — Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB)

    “Yes, I’m in school now, but FUNAAB hasn’t released its academic calendar yet. I’m in school because of my project and it’s been a devastating thing for me as I should have graduated a long time ago. I’m still in school for a four-year course and I’ve spent six years already.

    As a matter of fact, we’ve not yet resumed. Our Vice Chancellor will be rounding up his service on October 31, but there’s currently an internal issue  — we don’t know when the calendar of the school will be out. Students are just roaming about the school environment. 

    It’s not been an easy journey for us as students of FUNAAB with national issues like the ASUU strike, the internal strike and also the NASU strike affecting us. We’re bitter and it’s not been funny — we’re down financially, morally and mentally.”

  • ASUU Strike Is Over, but What Happens to These Students’ Jobs?

    When the strike started in February [2022], some students may have assumed it wouldn’t last more than a month — it was a four-week warning strike, after all.

    But when the strike kept extending till it was declared indefinite, many students were like:

    Welp! Time to secure the bag

    The strike is finally over, and students are expected to resume school by October 24 [2022]. What happens to those who already secured jobs during this period to make good use of the by-force holiday? I asked seven of them about their plans, and here are their answers.

    “I’m not smelling school till next year”

    — Yewande, 25, Master’s student, Unilorin

    I sat at home for the first five months of the strike before I landed my current human resources job in Lagos. It wouldn’t make sense to just up and leave when I’ve not even spent six months.

    Sure, they know I’m a student and may understand, but honestly, I don’t even want to go. ASUU themselves said their demands haven’t been fully satisfied. What’s to say they won’t start another strike next month? Which lecturer would even want to resume after being owed since February?

    They’ll be alright. My focus now is my job. Some graduates don’t even have jobs, so I can’t abandon mine for people who can change their minds in one minute. I’ll go back to school, but that’ll be in January.

    “I had to abandon my internship”

    — Joke, 19, first-year student, EKSU

    My school’s management ordered the resumption of school activities ahead of the ASUU strike call-off, so I had to go back around September [2022] for practicals.

    It was really painful because I’d just got an internship with this real estate company in Lagos in late August [2022]. They were even going to give me a stipend, and it would’ve been my first professional work experience, but I didn’t get either.

    ASUU and co, well-done o.

    “I’m still keeping my job”

    — Kunle, 20, third-year student, Unilag

    I got a virtual assistant job in August [2022], and it’s been great. With school resuming now, it’ll likely be very tough because the job is demanding. But I’ll just find a way around it.

    It’s too soon for me to request leave from work, so that’s out of the question. If worse comes to worst, and exams start, I’ll form sickness and take sick leave. School is important, but money is importanter.


    RELATED: “Let the ASUU Strike Continue” — These 5 Students Are More Interested in Making Money Online


    “My business will likely take a bad hit”

    — Jane, 23, final-year student, UI

    My elder sister helped me start a mini fashion supply business last month [September 2022]. Since I’m based in Lagos, I have easy access to Balogun market. So, I post stuff on my WhatsApp and supply them to people.

    Now that the strike is over, I need to return to Ibadan. It doesn’t seem financially prudent to continue because I’ll have to include dispatch fees. How much would my profit be?

    I’m not happy because I was just getting the hang of the business, but at least I finally get to go back to school and start thinking of graduation.

    “This isn’t what we planned, ASUU”

    — Goke, 20, second-year student, FUNAAB

    I started an internship in September [2022]. I confidently started a physical one because I’d concluded the strike would stay on till next year, especially since our government is more interested in the campaigns.

    Now, I’m forced to leave without giving the company adequate notice. This isn’t what we planned, ASUU.

    “I’m more than happy to go back to school”

    — Ann, 19, second-year student, Unilag

    Since the strike started in February, I’ve been teaching at a school close to my area. The money is trash — just ₦8k — but I took it so I wouldn’t have to stay home.

    Immediately I got confirmation of the strike call-off, I resigned. School is stressful, but at least, I’ll get an allowance and live my best baby girl lifestyle.

    “I can’t afford to go back just yet”

    — Mide, 23, final-year student, EKSU

    I got a teaching job just like most of my peers did. But unlike them, I can’t afford to resign now. Firstly, I usually get paid in the first week of the new month, so I have to stay till November [2022] at least.

    Still, I’m considering staying till December because final year is expensive, and I need to make sure I’m loaded. I’m also confident my landlord at school will start disturbing me for payment once he sees me. I don’t even have time to think about it now. I just need to have money.


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    ALSO READ: “My School Is the Ghetto, But I Miss My Friends” – 9 Students Share What They Missed During the ASUU Strike

  • ASUU Strike Has Ended, and These Are the Winners and Losers

    Exactly eight months after going on strike, the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) called it off on October 14th, 2022. As usual, the strike revolved around age-old issues of salary structure and payment, earned academic allowances, university funding, autonomy and academic freedom.

    Now that the strike is over, what did it cost everyone involved?

    Winners

    Federal Government

    ASUU Strike Has Ended, and These Are the Winners and Losers

    On previous occasions, ASUU usually holds all the cards until it beats the government into an agreement. And this time, the government’s questionable handling of the strike in the initial days contributed to escalating for eight months. But the government managed to come out on top by dragging the union to court to force the suspension of the strike. 

    CONUA and NAMDA

    ASUU Strike Has Ended, and These Are the Winners and Losers

    CONUA and the government made an “enemy of my enemy is my friend” agreement

    Before ASUU started strike action in February 2022, it was the only recognised university union in Nigeria. But as the strike dragged on, the government certified two new bodies, the Congress of Nigerian University Academics (CONUA) and the National Association of Medical and Dental Academics (NAMDA) as additional university unions. Critics believe that the certification of these unions is an attempt by the government to weaken the influence of ASUU in Nigerian universities — CONUA, especially, as it’s led by former ASUU members who broke away from the union in 2018 and had been battling for legal status since then. The 2022 strike provided the perfect opportunity for the union to finally get its day in the sun.

    Landlords

    ASUU Strike Has Ended, and These Are the Winners and Losers

    The ASUU strike disrupted the economic activities of universities and put businesses around them in a financial bind. But landlords don’t have such a headache and can lick their lips in anticipation of students returning to pay more rent despite not being around for the past eight months.

    Losers

    ASUU

    ASUU went on strike to force the government to fulfil promises that have been hanging since 2009. But the union failed to get its way eight months later. Suspending the strike wasn’t exactly ASUU’s decision. Rather, it’s in unavoidable obedience to a court judgement. They can’t be considered winners when the key issues they’ve been fighting for remain unresolved.

    Even worse, it’s still unclear if the government will pay their salaries for the eight-month period of the strike.

    Dr Taiwo Ojapinwa, a lecturer in the Department of Economics of the University of Lagos (UNILAG), told Zikoko, “On resumption, lecturers will have to go the extra mile to cover a lot of lost ground. Some lecturers that are supposed to have been promoted will be delayed by almost a year and some retired in the course of the strike.”

    University students

    ASUU Strike Has Ended, and These Are the Winners and Losers

    By default, students are always the biggest casualties every time ASUU strikes. They lose time in the classrooms, lose academic momentum, stay home and worry about how long the strike will last, lose the money paid on rent and ultimately have their future stalled. These are the kinds of issues impacting the quality of education in Nigeria. 

    Prospective students also can’t get into universities because admission processes are stalled and academic calendars turn into a mess.

    Is this the end of ASUU strikes?

    The only meaningful victory of an ASUU strike is if the result is that another one will never happen. But there are so many unresolved issues from the 2022 strike that the next one is an issue of when not if

    Both ASUU and the Federal Government need to get their acts together and stop sacrificing the future of young Nigerians.

  • Why You Should (Probably) Remove Northern Cyprus From Your Japa List

    “The grass is always greener on the other side” is half the reason many Nigerians are jumping on the japa wave to move abroad. But even when you can’t see the greener grass, a lot of Nigerians just assume it’s there because they’re eager to escape the country. 

    Why You Should (Probably) Remove Northern Cyprus From Your Japa List

    Does it matter that you can’t find Cambodia on a map?

    One of the foreign countries that keep coming up as unsafe for Nigerians is Northern Cyprus. Officially known as the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus, this island nation is different from the Republic of Cyprus. Why?

    A brief history of Northern Cyprus

    Cyprus split into two in 1974 after years of hostilities between Greek Cypriots and Turkish Cypriots. The split was sealed when the Turkish Army invaded Cyprus under the pretext of protecting the interests of Turkish Cypriots. 

    The Turkish occupation of Northern Cyprus has made it impossible for anyone else to officially recognise it as a country. For example, Nigerians who want to travel there have to obtain a visa through the Turkish embassy.

    And a lot of Nigerians are going down that route to get their japa fix. But there are repeated red flags about the country for Nigerians.

    The red flag

    Why You Should (Probably) Remove Northern Cyprus From Your Japa List

    In October 2019, a 25-year-old Nigerian student, Ibrahim Bello, died in Northern Cyprus. Authorities claimed that he died by suicide with no foul play involved. But his family suspected plenty foul play and publicly pressed for answers.

    The Nigerians in Diaspora Commission (NIDCOM) used the opportunity of the family’s petition to raise alarm about the fate of Nigerians in Northern Cyprus. The agency’s director-general, Abike Dabiri-Erewa, announced in 2020 that 100 Nigerian students studying in Northern Cyprus died under mysterious circumstances between 2016 and 2020

    The Nigerian government expressed concern that authorities there failed to prosecute anyone for the apparent attacks on Nigerians. Even worse, a direct line of communication was missing because Nigeria has no diplomatic ties with island nation (because, well, it technically doesn’t exist).

    Two years after the first warning, the Nigerian government has raised alarm again. On August 25th, 2022, Dabiri-Erewa warned Nigerians against going over to Northern Cyprus for anything. She said authorities took no action on the cases of more than 20 Nigerian students killed there over the years.

    ALSO READ: “Northern Cyprus Can Be Scary for Nigerians” — Abroad Life

    Why do Nigerians ever go to Northern Cyprus?

    Why You Should (Probably) Remove Northern Cyprus From Your Japa List

    Nigerians flock to Northern Cyprus for education due to affordable tuition fees, like one Abroad Life subject told us. Travel agents also sell the country to potential Nigerian travellers without being honest about its problems. And over-eager travellers are likely to commit to travelling there without doing basic research that would turn up important information like the (il)legitimate status of the country.

    But since Nigeria has no diplomatic relationship with the country, it can be hard for the government to act in the interest of Nigerians when they run into trouble there.

    “If you ask Nigeria for help, we can’t do much,” Dabiri-Erewa warned on August 25th, 2022. Her statement is a diplomatic way of saying you’re on your own.

    Why You Should (Probably) Remove Northern Cyprus From Your Japa List

    So, the next time you go over your japa list because you want to escape the Nigeria that’s fashioned against you, weigh the pros and cons of Northern Cyprus very carefully.


    ALSO READ: How To Japa: Migrating From Nigeria


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  • “Let the ASUU Strike Continue” — These 5 Students Are More Interested in Making Money Online

    Since FG and ASUU decided to go on their annual vacation beat the drums of war again in February 2022, Nigerian students have been the most affected party

    For some students, it’s an endless wait for the strike to end, while for others, it’s time to keep busy one way or the other, at least till school resumes. 

    Meme depicting a male person using a local grinding stone, with the words "steady grinding".

    I spoke to five students who have been using the time to make money online, and they told me how they came across these money-making sites and why they don’t care how long the strike lasts.

    “To be honest, I’ve moved on with my life”

    — Arin*, 19

    For the first two months of the strike, I just sat at home washing plates and doing nothing else. I tried to convince my dad to let me get a job, but he kept going, “What if they call off the strike soon?”

    Luckily, a friend introduced me to Fiverr, and since I’m good at making designs, I thought to try offering graphic design services. She kept telling me that it might be a long time before I make any money on Fiverr, so I spent time learning about the website in order to understand it better.

    I’ve done two gigs since I joined in April 2022, and while it may not be too impressive, it’s a big deal for someone just starting out. The strike can go on for as long as they like; I want to get better at this and earn dollars abeg.


    RELATED: We Curated These Sites to Help You Make Money Online


    “I now have a full-time remote job”

    — Nino*, 23

    This strike has me stuck in final year, and as someone who already feels too old to be in school, it’s been more than annoying.

    Immediately after they extended the one-month warning strike, I decided to take my freelance writing more seriously. I collated all my write-ups using Journo Portfolio, an online writing portfolio website, and started reaching out to connections on LinkedIn.

    I eventually connected with someone who needed blog articles for their baby food site, and that’s what I’ve been doing. I earn ₦80k (more if I get other freelance roles that month), and I’m actively searching for more [writing] opportunities. School is the last thing on my mind.

    “I’m trying to get better at affiliate marketing”

    Ola*, 21

    I’ll always advocate for the “school is a scam” narrative. I’m almost grateful for the strike because I’m not even looking forward to struggling to graduate with a second class lower in Physics.

    I already know my degree may be useless, so I’m always looking for other opportunities. I got into affiliate marketing with Expertnaire in July 2022, and I just made my first sale last month. I’m already on the path to making good money with it, and that’s my priority now.

    “I want to work in a foreign firm before the end of the year”

    — Tinu*, 21

    I started looking for a job immediately after they announced the one-month warning strike in February 2022 because I knew there was no money coming from anywhere. This proved difficult cause I live on Lagos mainland, and everything I saw was Island-based.

    I have some skills in social media management, so when my church organised a free content marketing training in March 2022, I jumped on it. I now work with the organiser of this training (she has a company) and I’m good, if I do say so myself.

    I’m really inspired by this Nairalife subject who earns $93k a year doing the same thing I do, and my goal is to work [remotely] for a foreign firm and earn in dollars before the end of this year.

    “I’ve made $200 in a week. Who school epp?”

    — Josiah*, 20

    I’m a writer, and I’ve been on Upwork for about two years but had only done two gigs before this strike started.

    When the strike looked like it’d be everlasting, I got bored and decided to revamp my Upwork profile and actually pay attention to it. Just last month, in July 2022, I got a copyediting gig that paid $200. It was for an entire book, and man, when I tell you that I went above and beyond, I overdid sef. 

    I was so excited. I’ve not withdrawn the money yet because I’m waiting for the exchange rate to get even higher. I’m ready to die on Upwork now. ASUU and the entire federal government will be alright.


    *Names have been changed, and answers slightly edited for clarity.


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  • 8 Telltale Signs You’re About to Carry Over a Course

    When your lecturer says, “A is for God, B is for me,” you already know you’re in trouble and you have to put in extra effort to pass the course. Sometimes it works out, other times it doesn’t. And here are some telltale signs you’re going to carry over a course. 

    You go blank in the hall 

    This is the first sign of doom. And if you’ve ever been in this situation, you know just how frustrating it is, especially if you actually tried your best to prepare. But at the sight of the first question, your brain decides to go completely go blank and the only thing you can think of is “God abeg o, who go help oh”.

    You have no idea what the compulsory question is saying

    The moment you check your question paper and realize the one topic you decided to skip came out as the compulsory question and two follow-up questions. So now you’re stuck in the hall calculating how many marks you need to pass.

    You need this How to Pass an Exam Without Reading: a Zikoko Guide


    After the exam, you can’t relate to other people’s answers

    Immediately after the exam, you see people discussing and you decide to join in. But while the argument is whether the correct answer is east or west, your own was semo. 

    When you can’t even remember writing the exam 

    The exam was so traumatizing, you completely blocked it out of your memory. In your mind, you know you already failed, so you’re mentally preparing for the next time you have to retake it.

    When you refused to buy the lecturer’s textbook

    You decided to call his bluff even after his numerous threats and warnings. But on the exam day, he shows up in the hall and separates those who have the book from those who don’t, right before he announces an open book exam.

    You get to the hall and your formation gets scattered

    They don’t just separate you from your friends, but they put you in the front row with your ex’s new partner, and now you’re trying to figure everything out on your own.

    When you miss the most important class 

    The one day you decide to stab a class is the same day the lecturer arrives early to class, takes attendance, shares his area of concentration, gives assignments, and even has a pop quiz — all of which constitute 60% of your total grade.

    You feel the sudden inclination to learn a trade 

    You already knew that school na scam. But after the particular exam, you find yourself checking out skills and job opportunities for people that don’t require education. You realize that your grades don’t define you, and you were always better with your hands anyway.


    Carryovers are scary, but they’re not the end of the world, that’s why We Asked 5 Nigerian Students How They Dealt With Failing a Course

  • Why Nigerian Students Deserve Compensation for ASUU Strike

    The 2022 strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) is turning out to be one of the longest in Nigeria’s history. And even though this video marked a hilarious commencement of the strike in February, the situation is hardly as funny anymore:

    When ASUU went on strike, the union said it was sick of the government’s attitude. And perhaps the worst thing about ASUU strikes is that nothing is ever really new. Many of the issues in contention are as old as Methuselah.

    Why Nigerian Students Deserve Compensation for ASUU Strike

    ASUU is fighting for earned academic allowances, university funding, autonomy, and control over salary structure and payment.

    Of course, the biggest casualty of this unending organ-measuring contest between two agbayas is the students who desperately need education. And they’ve been crying for both sides to sheath their swords and allow peace to reign.

    What’s the status of the strike?

    Even though ASUU has grabbed the headlines for strikes, it’s not the only school union on strike. The Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU), Non-Academic Staff Union of Educational and other Associated Institutions (NASU) and the National Association of Academic Technologists (NAAT) have also embarked on strikes along the way with their own lists of demands.

    When providing a status report on the government’s dealings with the unions on April 18th, 2022, the Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu, said ASUU remains the black sheep of the family.

    Why Nigerian Students Deserve Compensation for ASUU Strike

    According to the minister, all the other unions are set to call off their strikes but ASUU remains deep in its main character energy bag. 

    And why exactly is ASUU still holding out in the negotiations? If the minister’s words are to be believed, it’s because the government has refused to pay them for the six months they’ve been on leave.

    Compensation war

    A journalist asked the minister what suffering students should look forward to as compensation in the middle of all the strikes. After all, it’s the students that sit by the sidelines and wait forever for the government and unions to tire each other out. 

    But the minister was quick to dismiss the notion of the government owing the students compensation. He promptly passed that hot coal of responsibility to ASUU instead.

    Why Nigerian Students Deserve Compensation for ASUU Strike

    What are students losing to ASUU strikes?

    When ASUU strikes, the greatest loss for Nigerian students is time.

    Why Nigerian Students Deserve Compensation for ASUU Strike

    If a student started university in January 2022, they’ve now lost six months of their first year to sitting at home. This already extends the number of years they’ll have to spend pursuing a university degree.

    And if such a student paid a landlord rent in January, they’ve been denied the opportunity to use that service for six months and will have to renew the rent when it expires. 

    Affected students also have to deal with low-level twisted banter like this:

    Nigerian students take a lot of hits with every new strike. So it’s not ridiculous that the government and ASUU should consider compensating them.

    The real claim to compensation

    The claim to compensation isn’t even a new concept. After eight months of strike in 2020, the Law Students’ Association of Nigeria sued ASUU to return to work. They also asked the court to order ASUU to pay ₦10 billion to students as compensation for infringing on their rights as guaranteed by the 1999 Constitution.

    They argued that the strike caused students psychological and emotional torture as it wasted their valuable time.

    That lawsuit never went anywhere, but the argument was as true in 2020 as it is in 2022. If ASUU thinks it needs its members compensated for the six months they’ve not worked, then students have a big claim for compensation. It doesn’t even matter if that compensation is coming from ASUU or the government. So, it may be time to resurrect that lawsuit.

    Generations of students have been forced out of classrooms by ASUU and the federal government for more than four years combined since 1999. That’s enough time to get a full degree. Yet, even when the 2022 strike ends, there’s nothing to show it will indeed be the end of the road for this endless conflict.

    If Nigerian students will never be free of ASUU strikes, they may as well start getting something out of it. But more than the compensation, students only have one real demand:

    Why Nigerian Students Deserve Compensation for ASUU Strike

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  • The Motion: Should JAMB Results Be Valid for Two Years?

    The Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) organised by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) is one of the most seminal moments in the life of a Nigerian student. It ranks just below getting a tuber of yam and a fowl for being the best graduating student

    Should JAMB Results Be Valid for Two Years

    I swear, you can’t make this up

    The UTME determines if secondary school graduates can go to tertiary institutions. It’s like a gateman in a Nollywood film, but worse because it affects your future in a significant way. 

    Should JAMB Results Be Valid for Two Years

    “Admission is not on seat this year”

    One of the most controversial issues surrounding the UTME is its validity period which is only one year. This means even if a student scores well above the cut-off mark, they have to resit the examination if they don’t gain admission the year of that exam.

    That’s why the House of Representatives is now considering a bill to extend the validity period of UTME results to two years. The bill was debated during a session on July 21st, 2022 before it was passed for a second reading.

    For The Motion, we compiled the best arguments lawmakers made in favour and in opposition to the bill to extend the validity period of UTME results to two years.

    Tolu Akande-Sadipe — Oluyole federal constituency (Oyo State), APC

    It’s totally unfair that when a child takes UTME and doesn’t get into the university despite fantastic grades, he has to repeat that exam the next year. We’re sacrificing the future of our children for financial justification. The justification that JAMB comes up with is that UTME is a revenue-generation stream for them. 

    When you look at the number of students that apply to universities every year and the number that get in, it’s definitely not their fault. So, why should they be penalised? Everywhere in the world, there’s no such exam that’s valid for only one year. Why should our children be sacrificed on the altar of revenue generation by JAMB?

    Uzoma Abonta — Ukwa federal constituency (Abia State), PDP 

    If what the bill intends to amend is that once you write JAMB you can use it for more than one year, we’ll create other problems we can’t solve. It’ll not help us. 

    JAMB law doesn’t require amendment for now. The only amendment we can make is to take away the post-UTME exam but I think that exam is also necessary for the institutions to screen candidates.

    Ahmed Idris Wase — Wase federal constituency (Plateau State), APC

    The poor parents that suffer to pay for these children should be taken into consideration. Not all have the opportunity. Some suffer before they can pay for one exam. Even some of our colleagues here have to intervene to pay for these students just to get the opportunity to write the exam once. I don’t think there’s any harm in passing this bill.

    Chinyere Igwe — Port Harcourt II federal constituency (Rivers State), PDP

    We must know the difference between entrance examination and terminal examination. JAMB is an entrance examination — you sit, if you pass and don’t meet the cut-off mark, you sit again next year. 

    If we change this system, we’ll only end up bringing down the level of educational standards in Nigeria.

    Toby Okechukwu — Aninri/Awgu/Oji River federal constituency (Enugu State), PDP

    What’s clear is that our children and their parents/guardians who fund their education have been suffering more than double jeopardy. In some instances, you have a child who keeps passing the UTME but has continued to pay for five years.

    Should our children be victims of the fact that we’ve not provided enough universities to take in every child that has passed? It’s not a failure on the part of the students that you can’t take them when they pass. It’s your responsibility to take them and you can’t be asking them to be paying every year. When we hear JAMB returning ₦10 billion to the treasury, it’s young people and their guardians that are suffering.

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  • Why the Nigeria Labour Congress Is Protesting

    Members of the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) are taking part in a nationwide protest starting July 26th, 2022. The NLC is Nigeria’s national umbrella body for trade unions with over four million members. This means it’s a big deal when the union takes an action like this as it could significantly disrupt socio-economic activities across the nation. 

    The goal of the protest is to do the impossible — to make the Buhari government listen.

    Why the Nigeria Labour Congress Is Protesting

    What’s this protest about?

    The NLC first announced the strike action after its National Executive Council (NEC) met on June 30th, 2022. The group then communicated its decision to state chapters in a July 15th circular. The national executives urged the chapters to mobilise members to participate in the protest.

    What was the reason for the decision? The NLC was unhappy at the failure of the government to make a deal with the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) to put an end to a strike that has kept Nigerian students at home for five months.

    ALSO READ: Why ASUU Is Back to Beating the Drums of War, Again

    So this is about the ASUU strike?

    Well, yes.

    Why the Nigeria Labour Congress Is Protesting

    An ASUU strike is old men talking for months and young Nigerians sitting at home.

    In February 2022, university lecturers reignited their unending war with the Federal Government by going on strike. The strike started only as a warning, just like how the suya seller gives you a taste before you decide if you want to buy more. The Federal Government decided to buy more of ASUU’s suya. 

    The two have been playing a game of Tom and Jerry since then while students have watched from the sidelines unamused.

    Why the Nigeria Labour Congress Is Protesting

    Here’s an unintentionally hilarious video from when the strike first started: 

    The issues that caused the February 2022 strike aren’t any different from the ones that caused the 2020 strike which lasted nine months — revolving mainly around salary structure and payment, earned academic allowances, university funding, autonomy and academic freedom. 

    How does the NLC strike affect anything?

    The NLC strike will take place in all 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). The goal of the action is to force the Federal Government to conclude the ongoing negotiations with ASUU and other aggrieved trade unions in universities. The takeoff points for the protest are the Labour House in the FCT and state secretariats of the NLC.

    Member unions that have expressed full backing for the strike include the Senior Staff Union of Nigeria (SSANU) and the Non-Academic Staff Union of Universities and Allied Institutions (NASU). 

    The National Union of Electricity Employees (NUEE) is also participating in the strike, so you might experience some electricity issues that won’t get immediate attention.

    The Association of Nigeria Aviation Professionals (ANAP) is also participating in the protest, so there may be some disruption in the aviation industry.

    Buhari doesn’t like this, does he?

    The Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, has described the protest as illegal and asked the NLC to stop it. But the union said:

    The Minister of Labour and Productivity, Chris Ngige, also claimed the Department of State Services (DSS) doesn’t want the protest to hold because they fear hoodlums may hijack it. And that’s really just something the Nigerian government says about every protest these days to try and shut it down.

    How long will the protest last?

    NLC’s action is only a warning strike to take place for two days: July 26th and July 27th. The group will decide on what further action to take depending on how the government responds.

    Why the Nigeria Labour Congress Is Protesting

    ALSO READ: What Do Nigerian Students Really Do During ASUU Strikes?

  • Nigerian Students Will Fight You for These Statements During the ASUU Strike

    Students hate the ASUU strike, but what they hate even more is having people give their hot takes on the issue. On the surface, they’re innocent statements from a genuine place but when you think of how depressing the situation already is for students waiting on the government to make things work *tears* you’d understand why it hurts to hear them.

    Here are seven things you must never say to a student stuck at home because of the ASUU strike:

    “What’s the update on ASUU?”

    When you ask this one time, it’s okay, but always asking this same question when you know there’s never an update with this government is traumatising. If you care so much, you should just follow up on the news yourself.

    You know you can just check their site sha

    “You should learn handwork”

    You can advise someone to learn a trade or business without trying to force the idea down their throat. Like it or not, not everyone is interested in entrepreneurship, and that’s okay. Even if you have passion, you may fail because pursuing dreams is not for the fainthearted.

    But I went to school to avoid this 

    “When are you going to serve?”

    NYSC is not so great, so chill. You see all the variations of this statement — Where do you work? Are you still in school? How many years has it been now? —throw them away because from what we hear, they’re ready to fight you for them.

    “If only you did a different course”

    If you’ve ever said this to someone, kneel, place your left hand on your head and ask the spirit of stupidity to lose its hold on you. We don’t need to point out that there’s nothing they could do with this information.

    “Get the best out of this period by making money”

    Stop broke-shaming people, it’s it’s insensitive— especially when you know the odds are against them in the current economy.

    This is particularly common with the seven-figure Affiliate Marketers that are always making money from their phones. 

    If only it were that easy

    “What are you doing to add value to yourself?”

    You ask because you care, and that’s great, but trying to stay alive and sane in this country should do for now.

    “You should go and marry”

    We’re embarrassed on your behalf because what in the seven seas would make you say this? Did your parents get married because they couldn’t finish school? If they did, the way you think makes a lot more sense.

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  • Expectations vs Reality: Life After Graduation

    Graduating from university is a major milestone in a person’s life. A lot of people look forward to it because they’re looking forward to exploring what the world out there is like beyond school. I spoke to four Nigerian graduates who finished uni in 2020, about how life has been treating them since they left the struggle that is Nigerian universities and this is what they had to say.

    “I have two businesses but neither of the businesses is making much money at the moment”

    — *Chidinma, 22

    Studied: English (Literature major), Babcock University 

    I graduated in June 2020, and my life has been a mess since then. I was excited about graduating; I couldn’t wait to be done with school. I didn’t exactly have high expectations for life after school: I wanted to get an internship at a media house, I wanted to go for NYSC and then come back and continue working at a media house. I wanted to earn real money, take care of my family and live the baby girl life. What a joke. 

    A managing director of a popular media house in Nigeria promised me an internship once I graduated, only for him to ghost me. That was one of the first ways that life showed me pepper. After many interviews, I finally got a job in October 2020, but unfortunately, I ended up having the worst boss ever. He’d ask me to do ridiculous tasks that had nothing to do with my job description. I swept office and got sent to buy food. The last straw was when he asked some of my colleagues and me to close the office for the day and come over to his house to clean it. 

    After that, I got a teaching job at a school, but the school owed salaries month after month and they also treated staff terribly, so I left. I decided to go the entrepreneur way. 

    I now have two businesses, but neither of the businesses is making much money at the moment, but I’m pushing through. I’m starting my NYSC with the next batch that’s coming up in July 2022. After my service year, I want to either leave this country or marry a rich man, because a girl is tired. 

    RELATED: 5 Fears a Lot of Nigerian Students Have About Graduating From University

     

    “Why does all my money go into buying essentials I need to survive?”

    —*Tolu, 22

    Studied: Psychology, Covenant University 

    I was done with school in November 2020, but because of COVID, I officially graduated in May 2021. Schooling during the pandemic wasn’t easy, and I was tired. I couldn’t wait to be done with school. 

    In my third year at university, I had already started thinking about life after graduation. I knew I would have to do NYSC before getting a full-time job, so I planned to take courses related to my field and learn some new skills while serving. I started NYSC in May 2021 in Akwa Ibom, and I got a job in June at a psychiatric home. I was happy when I got the job because I wanted to work in a place that would allow me practise psychology, but honestly, it’s been tough. 

    I knew leaving school, working and adulting wouldn’t be easy and I had mentally prepared myself for it, but the fact that I’m working and most of my money goes into buying essentials I need to survive is the ghetto. I want to use my money for enjoyment. I knew I’d be responsible for myself, but nobody ever tells you that it’d be this difficult. 

    I’m finishing my NYSC this April. I plan to get a virtual assistant job for about six months while I take a course about mental health. Then, at some point, I want to start applying for jobs. I’m looking at jobs in a clinic or HR firm. Hopefully, it works out.

     ALSO READ: 17 Things That Accurately Describe Life Just After Graduating From University

    “Apart from the money, I get the chance to live my life beyond the walls of a single place.”

    —Moses, 26

    Studied: Mechanical Engineering, Lagos State Polytechnic 

     I graduated with one of the highest grades in my class. I was optimistic about life after graduation, but not too optimistic as the degree I hold is a Higher National Diploma (HND). Do you know how hard it is to get a job as an HND holder without NYSC?

    I couldn’t wait to graduate, especially because I was schooling and working a part-time job at the same time. I was excited to leave the stress of school behind and focus solely on working and earning proper money. 

    Thankfully, I didn’t really have to look for a job. A friend that worked in an oil and gas firm in Edo state called me in April 2021 to send my CV, and that’s how I started working in June. I haven’t done NYSC because I never liked the idea of going off for one year and then coming back to begin job hunting. I’ve always planned to get a job first and then serve so that I don’t have to look for work for too long once I’m done.

    So far, I like working and I like the world outside of school. I miss school sometimes, and school had its fun moments, but school gets boring. You see the same old faces, have classes, and it’s all just the same cycle at some point. 

    But in the outside world, you meet different people, and so you have so many different experiences. Apart from the money, you get the chance to live your life beyond the walls of a single place.

    “I think the wildest thing about adulting and work-life for me so far is how cynical and unhappy I’ve become.”

    — *Chibuike, 22

    Studied: Electrical and Electronics Engineering, Covenant University

    I had very high expectations for life after graduation. I expected to get a job immediately after graduation and to be earning ₦500,000 before the end of 2021. I also expected to work remotely. I didn’t want to deal with the ghetto that’s traffic and didn’t want any anxiousness over lateness. Plus, I wanted to be very flexible with work, to do things on my own time. In summary, I expected my work life to be very soft. 

    My work life is anything but soft. I have the flexibility I want, but everything else is stressful and I’m struggling. NYSC is one of the things that’s making my life a living hell. Ever since my relocation from Benue to Lagos didn’t work, I’ve been suffering. 

    I think the wildest thing about adulting and work-life for me so far is how cynical and unhappy I’ve become. I feel like a shell of my former self. I just get through each day after the next. Even things I used to enjoy feel stressful now. I have a Netflix subscription, but I haven’t watched a single show in months because I’m either working or sleeping or fighting for my life in Nigeria.

    I’ll be done with NYSC in a few weeks, and I’ll be moving back into my parents’ house. This should give me some peace of mind. Maybe I’ll be able to plan my life and my time better when I’m not worrying about a thousand things.

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  • 8 of the Wildest Things Nigerian Students Have Done in the University

    Chasing a university degree in Nigeria is extreme sports; maybe that’s why Nigerian university students do the most.

    Here are the wildest things students do in Nigerian universities.

    1. Party all night and still make it to morning classes

    Nigerian students would spend the night cubbing and still show up at a 7 a.m. class the next day. These days, capitalism has us by our throats. If you try going “outside” on a Sunday night, you can almost die at 9 a.m. meeting the next day. Life comes at you fast.

    2. Students on drugs

    This thing was a whole pandemic. One day in DELSU, this guy had a seizure in the middle of a 500L exam. Turns out he’d overdosed on drugs. Bro, you’re literally at the finish line. Whyyyyy?

    Some other guy stole his drug test results from the school hospital. He got caught and expelled.

    3. Receiving awards with convoys

    Wannabe student celebs would pay departmental directors of socials to give them awards. At the departmental night, when the awardees were called to receive the award, every single person they knew would dance with them to the podium to receive the award. Make it make sense!

    4. Ponzi Schemes

    Fam, this was a whole pandemic that year. You couldn’t walk five steps without someone approaching you to “bring someone”. After the first ponzi wave passed — when schemes like MMM and Ultimate Cycler crashed — students started building websites that’d crash after 30 minutes. The race to cash out was insane because people knew they’d lose serious money but were still willing to bet on being one of the first to “get help”. Fam, 2016 was the pits!

    5. Going to Night Class to sleep

    People literally left the comfort of their beds and braved the dangerous night streets, only to go and sleep on wooden desks after 10 minutes of cramming. 

    6. Sex in strange places during Night Class

    People were having sex on the staircase of Carver Building, fam! They’d read for like 30 minutes and then sneak out one after the other for “fresh air”. A couple in Babcock University was caught having sex in the gutter — a dry gutter, but still.

    7. Going to the school library to sleep

    People who usually did these were those serious but average students who you’d only ever see in class. After classes, they’d head to the library until night. You’d think they were always reading but guy, na disguise. Have you ever been to Nnamdi Azikiwe Library in UNN? That’s the most comfortable place to sleep in the whole school, and those students took full advantage.

    8. “Airport flights”

    This was more of a survival skill. Male hostels are the absolute ghetto. Typically poorly maintained, nobody uses the shared toilets unless you want to invite diseases into your body. So, students would wait until night, stroll into the surrounding bushes (the “airport”), spread a nylon bag and squat. Once they were done, they’d fling the bag of shit further into the bush — catching flights.

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  • 8 Nigerians On The Worst Things About Federal Universities

    The educational system, amongst other failing “systems” in Nigeria is the absolute ghetto. Students in Federal universities seem to have it worse; from strikes to poor learning environments, and even strict dress codes imposed on them.

    Read these 8 stories to get a closer glimpse into the struggles of the average Nigerian student and the worst things about Federal universities.

    Lanre, 24

    I attended a university that periodically went on strikes, and I hated it. Also, the fact that they are more prone to robbery. I mean, there was no semester where we weren’t afraid of being robbed or heard of hostels that were robbed. I found the class schedule tiring, especially in my department. It was as if the lecturers thought we had no other life aside from being a student.

    Jay, 25

    I completed my undergraduate studies in a federal university this year. One thing I hate about my experience is the lack of proper transportation system. I had a lot of issues with that from 100 – 400 level. I remember standing in queues for hours just to get a bus out of school, and standing on the road to get one going inside the school. The annoying thing is that most of the classes were usually slated for 8 a.m. The lecturers do not even want to understand the plight of students. It’s just terrible. Students should be able to access transportation easily like other places around the world.

    Anthony, 23

    One thing I hate about federal universities is lecturers not being properly monitored. How will a lecturer not come to class for like 2 weeks and still expect to be paid the month’s salary? Also, they don’t update their knowledge on the current developments playing out in their fields. I don’t know if it’s sheer laziness or unwillingness, but it’s really pathetic. The same lecturer would want you to pass a test or exam for a course you haven’t been taught.

    Esther, 22

    I hate everything about federal universities, honestly. From the lecturers who see themselves as next to God, to the countless struggles one has to deal with; dilapidated buildings, broken seats, and somehow, you’re expected to focus in class. Then, I detest that the school authorities keep bragging about how “A certificate from here is better than a certificate from private universities.” All lies! It’s just suffering. I’m in 400 level and can’t wait to be out.

    Efe, 24

    What I hate about my university is how wack lecturers in my department are. They just come into the lecture venue, read from a textbook and when you ask a question they don’t give any answer. We have inadequate facilities and equipment as well. Something I also can’t wrap my head around is having to pay the nonacademic staff to simply do their jobs.

    Faith, 21

    Federal universities are the absolute worst. Using my university as a case study, the hostels are like prison yards where they send hardened criminals. Even animals shouldn’t live there. Then let’s talk about the management and staff, both academic and nonacademic. They are like prison wardens sent to stress your life. Just small power you give them and they think they are the next best thing after sliced bread. Lecture halls are always packed with no place for students to sit except you come really early. Then the one that pisses me off the most is that I have to buy water because our taps do not rush. Let’s not even talk about how lecturers sell results and force students to buy handouts. By the way, my university is supposed to be “highly acclaimed.”

    Cheta, 21

    Omo. The strikes are never ending oh. When you are in the middle of a semester, they’ll just decide to strike. Sometimes I wonder if these lecturers have a conscience that pricks them. They always mark students down. At the end of a semester, you’ll see your exam or test scores and be surprised. Honestly, I just want to be done.

    Debbie, 23

    See ehn, I’m tired of this university and I can’t wait to leave them and their wahala. I’m in my finals, and outside classes, there’s really nothing the system has offered by way of advantage as it relates to the outside world. Everything I know about careers and positioning myself for opportunities I’ve had to be intentional about learning by myself. There is the constant bus issue that drains my soul. After a long day of lectures, you get to the school park hoping to get home and rest, only to see a long ass queue. They allot small venues for courses that over 400 students are offering. Where are you supposed to sit? There are the lecturers who are simply a bad fit for the courses they teach. Mind you, nothing really works, not even the wall clocks in lecture halls. There’s also the dress code and how they harass students for fixing nails, hair extensions and other insignificant things.

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  • 4 Final Year University Students Share Their Unpleasant Pandemic Experiences

    The coronavirus pandemic caught the whole world off-guard and largely unprepared. The world switched into self-preservation mode and put stringent rules in place to curb the spread of the virus. Then, came the total lockdown of activities. Schools were not spared.

    Usually, Nigerian students are at their busiest in their final years as they have to write projects and write examinations. Alas, even that was brought to a standstill as lives had to be saved first.
    I asked a couple of final year students from different Nigerian universities to share what their experiences with the pandemic have been.

    Christian Ndukwe, Alex Ekwueme Federal Teaching Hospital, Abakaliki – Caught in a love triangle

    I always thought love triangles involving lecturers and students were absent in nursing schools until I got caught in one. I liked a female colleague, but her guardian, a reverend father, disapproved of our relationship. At first, I thought he was being overly protective. But that wasn’t the case. He had been having sex with her for over a year now. She told me she would have loved to be with me but feels her education might be affected if she did. When the ‘rona came around, the resistance to our relationship became more serious. The school’s dean of students affairs summoned me and threatened to expel me. He asked me to put down the names of the girls I’ve had sexual relations with. When I refused, he promised to deal with me.

    I had a problem with my course registration, but he refused to fix it until I succumbed to their wishes. I couldn’t understand what the fuss what’s all about, so I didn’t change my position on the matter. Eventually, he got my Statistics lecturer on his side, who said he would make sure I failed his course because I missed more than 50% of his lectures.

    I discussed the newest development with the girl, and we agreed to break off the relationship. I really wished we were still together, but when the result was announced and I cleared all my papers, I knew it was worth the sacrifice.

    Arinze Christian, University of Nigeria – Trapped in school

    After the COVID breakout, I had some project stuff to settle. I thought staying in school would give me space and time to accomplish a great deal on my project, but I was wrong. I couldn’t work effectively because everyone had left the school,– the entire school was like a graveyard, 7 PM became the new 12 midnight. It was so boring and frustrating. If the internet didn’t exist, I have no idea how I would have survived. When the inter-state ban was lifted and I didn’t hesitate to leave. I am now at home thinking and missing school. What a life!

    Precious Nwajuaku, Nnamdi Azikiwe University – Survived on garri and water without sugar

    During this pandemic, staying at home wasn’t a pleasant experience for me. I was always having issues with my mum over many things, especially money.

    When school was in session, my mom tried her best to send me money, so I was not always broke. But when the pandemic hit, collecting money from her proved to be difficult. If she decided to give me, I wouldn’t hear the end of it for the rest of the day. Not that I blame her much!

    The governor of my state declared a total lockdown of the state. We didn’t get the information on time, so we didn’t stock the house with food. The risk of getting arrested made us think twice about going outside. I remember sneaking outside when the hunger was getting too much to go to a woman who sold bread on my street, only to find out that her store was closed. God! We lived on garri and water without sugar for the next three days!

    Temidayo Jacob, University of Ilorin – Had to get an affidavit

    Graduating this year is on God. I guess I have moved on with my life. Whatever it is, it is. It’s bad enough to live during a pandemic, but banks have gotten more frustrating than usual.

    I went to a GTbank branch close to my lodge in school to open an account. I was out in the sun for 4 hours. To crown it all, their customer service was terrible.

    While I was waiting, the security man freely allowed affluent people in without stress. I was irritated that one set of people were prioritised over the others, and were allowed in as soon they arrived while we wey no sabi pesin and had no car stayed under the sun. Laslas, na person wey get property actually get money for the bank.

    On opening the account, I was asked to go to court to get an affidavit to update my BVN details. A whole me? Go to court? I just gave up on the whole thing and went home straight to sleep.

  • Related: 5 Fears a Lot of Nigerian Students Have About Graduating From the University

    Graduating from University is something a lot of people look forward to. They are tired of all the sleepless nights and concoction rice. Some people however, really are not looking forward to that time and here is why:

    1) All the pressure

    Nigerian parents will pressure you on a normal day, but the thing about graduation is that they believe it is meant to begin a domino effect. Graduate, good job, marriage, children etc. It does not work that way, and it seems a lot of people have forgotten. It is not you that killed Jesus

    2) Time

    You start to feel guilty for all the time you spend relaxing because you could be using it to do something like applying for jobs and preparing for NYSC. Whenever an opportunity comes to relax and enjoy, you turn it down.

    3) Broke

    No money from school, and no job, so no salary. Your pockets are always empty and it seems there is no way out of it.

    4) Lack of structure

    With school comes a plan and a general idea of how your day will go, but as a graduate those plans are not there. There is nothing set in stone. You freestyle each day, hoping you are not wasting away.

    5) Fear

    With school came a safety net. When you graduate, you are thrown into the real world, and it is not a fun place to be.

  • It Is Clear The Government Does Not Care About Nigerian Students

    Political campaigns are going on. Elections have been scheduled. Religious worship houses have resumed. Airports are open. Markets are open. But the average Nigerian kid is still rolling tires and has not been in a classroom at least since March. There’s no sort of plan by the government for the resumption of their education, and we are wondering who exactly students offended in this politically charged country?

    When will students learn actively again? Any ideas?

    On August 20, the Ministry of of Education released yet another set of guidelines to schools before and when when they reopen, including the training of teachers and other personnel on safety and hygiene measures, establishment of a Covid-19 referral system, availability of ambulance services to testing/isolation/treatment centres including the state government facilities, etc. Many conditions that the average mom and pop schools won’t even meet.

    But schools physically reopening is not even the bigger issue here. Look, we will all be fine if kids are at home but they aren’t spreading or getting any virus. But that is if they are also learning at home. But Nigeria has no infrastructure whatsoever for kids to learn online, or from home. So most students are stuck at the same point since March – learning nothing. Just vibes and Insha Allah.

    At this point we need to ask what is really going on. Where is the plan for our students to resume learning again? Does the government have any?

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