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  • 9 Hilarious Car Names Nigerians Invented

    9 Hilarious Car Names Nigerians Invented

    Nigerians don’t really care about car names and models. We just call them whatever we like. Check out these hilariously Nigerian names for cars we hear everyday.

    Big daddy or Big for nothing (Toyota Camry) 

    This is just an unfair name because it’s giving “Segun GTBank” caller ID vibes, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the car.

     

    Evil spirit (Honda Accord 2011/2012)

    Nigerians got this one right. A car can’t look this sexy without a sprinkle of ogbanje. Such a befitting name, if we’re being honest.

    End of discussion (Honda Accord 2003/2005)

    This was the first car version of “drops mic”. Maybe it’s old-fashioned now, but you’d turn heads if you drove this to a party back in the days.

    Discussion continues (Honda Accord 2006 – 2010)

    The end-of-discussion vehicle realised it still had much more to say. So Nigerians had to invent “Discussion continues”.

    Ijapa (Volkswagen Type 1)

    Not only does this bad boy look like a tortoise, it moves like one too. We don’t need to say much more. It’s hard to believe this car made you a baller once upon a time in Nigeria.

    Pencil (Toyota Camry 1999)

    You’d think this car got its name from its shape. Nope. It’s the headlights. Apparently, the car was launched at a time when people were obsessed with headlights.

    Muscle (Toyota Camry 2007)

    This is what you get when Pencil puts on some weight (or “goes to the gym”). Nigerians saw the result and christened it “Camry Muscle”. Such creativity!

    Regular (The 1980 Mercedes Benz 200)

    The name is a little misleading with this one. Not only is this car giving October 1st, 1960, but you were a baller if you owned it back in the 80’s too. It was the ultimate status symbol.

    “Pijoh” — pronounced pee-joe (Peugeot Pick-up)

    This vehicle would carry Nigeria’s problems if you allow it.


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  • We Gave Attack on Titan Characters Nigerian Names, and it’s Accurate AF

    We Gave Attack on Titan Characters Nigerian Names, and it’s Accurate AF

    Everyone watches Attack on Titan. If you don’t, it means you’re a dead guy who’s been living under a tree for the past five years. This is me telling you to jazz up. I’m looking at you, Zaki

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    Well, we got bored today and decided to give Nigerian names to the characters from a show where giants run around and eat people. See for yourself. 

    Eren – Odinakachukwu

    If you know what’s good for you, don’t make the mistake of shortening his name by calling him Odinaka. That’s how problem use to start. Have you ever met an Odinaka that doesn’t know how to fight? This one didn’t know how to fight when he was a child so he was bullied a lot. Now, just manage to vex him small. The way he will beat you, ehn? 

    Mikasa – Mayowa

    On the surface, Mayowas are calm, cute and composed, but I promise you that you don’t want to see their bad side. If Mikasa was a Yoruba babe, she’d be the one to know all the terribly insults and not be afraid to use them once you cross her path or annoy one of her friends. A proper thug. 

    Levi – Segun

    Quick, think of all the Seguns you know. Short and angry all the time, abi? That’s Levi for you. He just goes around with his big head, looking for who to scold and discipline. He was definitely a lesson teacher in his past life. 

    ALSO READ: 31 Anime Names That Can Replace Popular Nigerian Names

    Sasha – Zainab

    Every weekend on her Snapchat, Ilashe beach. Every post on her Instagram, “Any money wey I get, na for enjoyment”. Her Twitter bio, “Certified Foodie”. Zainab, calm down. The food is not running away. 

    Armin – Sylvanus

    What’s that? Sylvanus is not a Nigerian name? Please, please and please, let’s be serious. There’s no name more Igbo than Sylvanus, and there’s nobody more calculated than Armin. He’s just like his brother, Sabinus. 

    Connie – Uche

    I don’t know how to explain it, but he just gives Uche vibes. Cool, friendly guy who’s friends with everyone. If you don’t stress him, he won’t stress you. And even if you stress him, he might not do anything about it. 

    Hange – Omowunmi

    The glasses, the nerdiness, the occasional craze, the mummy vibes. Hange is definitely an Omowunmi.


    ALSO: These 10 Nigerian Names Don’t Belong To Babies

  • 31 Anime Names That Can Replace Popular Nigerian Names

    31 Anime Names That Can Replace Popular Nigerian Names

    You don’t have to be a fan of the medium to admit that some anime names are just crazy, stupid cool. I mean, can you imagine having a child named Naruto and screaming their name like an anime villain whenever you come to pick them up from school or whenever you just feel particularly dramatic? There’s no better feeling tbh.  If you’re a Nigerian who is interested in giving your kids Japanese names that kinda sound like Nigerian names, here are 31 of the coolest there are.

    Note: Most of the names on this list are from popular animes (Naruto, Bleach, Sword Art Online, Dragon Ball, Mob Psycho, etc) that are watched worldwide. If you haven’t seen some of them (or you’re just a newbie looking to get into anime), check out our list of the top 7 animes on Netflix you should absolutely watch. You’re welcome.

    1. Names from Dragon Ball 

    Yamacha- Abacha

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    Chi-Chi- Chinyere, Chibundo

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    Goku- Goke

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    Dende- Sodeinde

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    Dabura- Laburu

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    2. Names from Death note

    Soichiro- Sochi

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    Takuo- Takuro

    Yagami- Yahya

    Sayu- Sayo

    3. Anime names from  Naruto

    Itachi- Oluchi, Tochi

    Madara- Maduka

    Neji- Nengi

    Ino- Eno (Enobong), Nonso

    Obito- Obinna, OBi

    Tsunade- Tunde

    Temari- Teni

    Tobirama- Tobiloba

    Shino- Shina

    4. Anime names from Mob Psycho

    Tsubomi- Subomi

    Ekubo- Ekubor

    Keiji- Morenikeji, 

    Tenga- Tega

    5. Names from My Hero Academia 

    Eijiro- Ejiro

    Izuku- Izunna

    Eri- Erinoluwa

    Fumikage- Funmi

    6. Anime names from Kakegurui

    Yumeko- Yome

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    Ryota- Ramota

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    7. Names Demon slayer

    Zenitsu- Ozedikus 

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    Giyu- Ganiyu

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    Ruka- Rukayat

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  • QUIZ: Only True Nigerians Can Guess If These Native Names Are Real Or Made Up

    QUIZ: Only True Nigerians Can Guess If These Native Names Are Real Or Made Up

    Can you tell if these Nigerian native names are real or made up? Take the quiz:

  • 11 Nigerians Nicknames And Their Full Meanings

    11 Nigerians Nicknames And Their Full Meanings

    You’ll hear a lot of names in Nigeria. I mean, Nigeria has over 250 ethnic groups with a wide range of languages. While some names are very common, in different parts of the country, some other names are less popular, thus harder to pronounce.

    As a survival technique, many Nigerians with unpopular names modify their names to fit to society’s standards to avoid mispronunciation, and even bullying.

    Here are some hilarious Nigerian names and their full meanings.

    1. Pat

    I’d never heard about this one until I saw this tweet. Forget the nickname, how can you name your child Sympathy? I mean, yes, it’s a great virtue, but what happened to “Love” or “Peace”? Why Sympathy? If my name was Sympathy, I’d probably go round calling myself “Pat” too.

    2. Ben

    The real name here is “Benevolence”. Let that sink in, Benevolence. Imagine dating someone named Ben and you don’t know his full name is Benevolence until you’re signing your wedding papers. Everything will change.

    3. Connie

    I shit you not, I have met a Nigerian named Connie. When I asked for her real name, she said, “Consolation.” I want you to take a few moments to think about it. Consolation.

    4. Ovy

    Ovy sounds nice. But did you know that it’s not every Nigerian you meet bearing Ovy that’s shortening Ovie? Sometimes, the real full name is Overcomer. Ask around.

    5. Jamie

    Maybe there’s only one Nigerian like this, but I’m happy to have met them. Jamie is a really nice name. But if I told you that the person’s full name was Jemiyotan, would you believe me?

    6. Ginika

    This one is a bit popular but it still kills me to this day. It’s also really creative because Ginika is such a catchy name. But her real name? Oginikachi.

    7. Rotam

    I don’t know how to go about this one so I’ll just say it straight: Rotam is short for Chukwurotam.

    8. May

    I’ve met two Nigerians named May, as in the month of May. They were both born in May and that’s how they got the name. Nice, right? But have you met an Oluwamayowa who also calls themselves May?

    9. TG

    When you hear the full meaning of TG, you just have to ask questions like, “Why do people think it’s okay to name their child Thank God?”

    10. Naga

    If your name is Naga, you’re the coolest kid on the block until everyone finds out that it really Osasenaga.

    11. Faithful

    Faithful doesn’t sound like a nickname, right? Well, not until you realise that the person’s full, government registered first name is Evidence of God’s Faithfulness.

    Notable mentions:

    • Tio- Tioluwanimi
    • Tom- Oluwatomiwa
    • Kay- Oluwakayode
    • Deja- Adejare
    • Ted- Anointed
    • Meek- Ayomikun

  • These are the Funniest Nigerian Names You’ve Probably Never Heard

    These are the Funniest Nigerian Names You’ve Probably Never Heard

    We asked the Zikoko Community via Twitter and Facebook to share the funniest or most ridiculous names of people they’ve heard.

    These were the funniest names shared.

     

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