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  • 11 Signs to Know a Young Nigerian Man Who Has Come Into Money

    When a young Nigerian man has just come into money, he is easy to know. You have to look out for the signs so you can know how to make your move. Here is a list of eleven signs you should watch out for. Don’t say Zikoko did not do anything for you.

    1. He’s starting to grow a potbelly.

    The potbelly of a young Nigerian man who has just come into money is certainly not as big as this. It’s a small, blossoming thing, just to show that he has started eating a little too well and does not really have time for the gym because he is too busy counting his new money. Look around, ladies and gentlemen, these men are everywhere.

    2. He wears Sauvage by Dior or Club De Nuit Intense.

    This is the signature scent. You better get familiar with it. It is the smell of money.

    3. He visits Unilag In the evening.

    We are not going to speak much on this. But if you know, you know.

    4. He has white native, both up and down and Agbada.

    You will probably call him a demon, but he knows he is an angel and doesn’t want you to stain his white. White wey don stain.

    5. With Man purse

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    This is a necessary piece.

    6. He’s always tweeting about how his parents now ask him for advice.

    It’s because he has money, my dears. Who sabi the poor pikin?

    7. He says things like “I will marry this woman.”

    Zikoko Memes on Twitter: "Which Odunlade Adekola are you today? A, B, C or  D #zikokomemes… "

    He’s an intentional man, please. No time for back and forth, he is a talk-and-do.

    8. He cheats only once a week

    Because he’s busy making money the rest of the week. Can’t fumble the bag because of mekwe.

    9. He either drives a Corolla or a Lexus or he’s driving a Toyota and aiming for Lexus.

    Lexus RX 350 Price in Nigeria (2021)

    By their cars, you shall know them. Better watch out so you can catch the latest fresh fish.

    10. He’s working Canadian PR.

    Japa | Zikoko!

    What’s the point of being a rich young man who has just come into money, if not to japa? #OperationCanda #JapaSZN

    11. He doesn’t have time for foreplay

    He’s too busy trying to get back to work. Can’t be spending time caressing places that won’t yield cash. If anyone says we are lying, let them come out and deny it.

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  • 6 Very Important Things You Need To Have Before Marrying A Nigerian Man

    Choosing to spend the rest of your life with a Nigerian man is not a decision made by the faint-hearted. Here is a list of things you’ll need to have before marrying a Nigerian man.

    1. A calabash

    The art of calabash decoration in Nigeria - Vanguard News
    LV calabash for that matter. He should be happy you saved his destiny in a designer calabash.

    You’ll need the calabash to store his love and maybe his destiny, just in case he tries to misbehave or leave. He doesn’t need to know about the calabash, so he doesn’t go behind you and break it.

    2. The amour of God

    Praying on the Armor of God

    This is a lot more important than the calabash. You need to buy the whole amour of God – thankfully, there’s nothing you can’t buy online. There is only a little difference between Nigerian men and principalities and powers. You’ll be needing a power bigger than him to let that marriage work.

    3. Babalawo clothes.

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    In case the armour of God is not enough, you’ll have the amour of many other gods to join to your power. The main aim of this is to make him know you can’t be messed with. You’ll be able to instil the fear of God into him. By fire, by force.

    4. Kayanmata

    Kayan Mata: Tales of mythical age-long sex enhancer - Vanguard News

    This might seem like a dramatic approach, but it is not. The kayanmata is needed to add sweetness to your marriage. You have to buy this so your future husband won’t even think of looking outside. Except he is greedy.

    5. High heels

    Pin on Stripper heels

    The high heels serve two purposes.

    1. To knock sense into his head if all plans fail.
    2. To remind him that he isn’t the only one that can be on a high horse whenever he tries to raise shoulders for you.

    6. A house

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    This is specifically for our sisters in Abuja. You need to have a house so your future husband will have a place to sleep, so he can stop sleeping in his car or squatting with friends.

  • 6 Ways To Steal A Nigerian Man From His Wife

    A married Nigerian man is a very easy commodity to acquire — they are married but not too much. Of all the countless things that can be stolen in Nigeria, a married man is the easiest to steal.

    If you get a good bargain, you may even be able to share him with his wife, guilt-free. So, if you are determined and temporarily want him to yourself, here are a few very easy steps to steal him.

    1. Smile at him

    It is not like his wife is not smiling at him, it’s just that he doesn’t require much. It doesn’t even have to be a wide smile, just smile at him from time to time, and before you know it, he’ll be all yours.

    2. Walk past him

    Once you have set your eyes on your target, you don’t have to do much after that. Just walk past him a few times, he will walk up to you and finish the job by himself.

    3. Like his picture on Instagram

    Oh, this works like a charm. You can even like a picture of him with his wife and kids. He will be very quick to message you to let you know the woman in the picture is his housemate, not his wife, and the kids in the picture are his nieces and nephews.

    4. Laugh at one of his Twitter jokes

    You’ll be shocked at how powerful a laugh can be. From laughing on Twitter, you’ll be laughing at his dad jokes in real life. A simple ‘’hahaha’’ or ‘’lol’’ will get the ball rolling. Trust us.

    5. Share your lunch with him

    The Nigerian husband is always hungry, no matter how many times his wife feeds him. Don’t bother putting love potion in the lunch, just share it with him like that. Do that consistently for two days, and he’ll be all yours.

    6. Call him by his first name

    It is the little things. All his wife calls him is Baba Sade from morning till night, but calling him by his first name will remind him of his youth, and that will make him want you more. You 1- His wife 0

    As you can see, you don’t even have to do much, just set the wheels in motion and the Nigerian husband will finish the job for you.

  • This Man’s Idea Of Success Is The Most Interesting Thing You’ve Seen This Week
    If we’re being honest, success isn’t something that can be defined with simple terms. Basically, success means different things to many people.

    And according to this Instagram user known as Ray Hushpuppi, the number of hot women he has slept with is proof that he isn’t a failure.

    In his post, he said he wouldn’t have slept with so many women if he was a failure.

    Na wa o! We didn’t know sex has become a measure of success sha.

    Maybe he wants us to dash him World Cup for sleeping with hot women.

    When someone is trying to form deep on top ordinary body count.

    Instead of him to post his picture and face front.

    He can’t kuku use the body count to collect money from the bank.

    Okay, Mr Hushpuppi, we have heard, you’re not a failure.

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  • According To This Man, Here Are 18 Reasons We Are All Going To Hell

    No doubt it’s 2016, the year that people can be unapologetic about whoever they want to be.

    Unfortunately, some people have chosen to be the gate keepers of heaven and chief judges of mankind at the same time. This Facebook user shared 18 things he believes will lead women to hell:

    1. Wearing weaves.

    2. Wearing hair attachments.

    3. Making rubber thread.

    4. Fixing brazillian weave.

    5. Wearing lipstick.

    6. Using nail polish aka “Cortex”.

    7. Wearing eyeshadow, fake eyelashes and eyebrows.

    8. Wearing make up.

    9. Wearing bangles.

    10. Wearing big or small earrings.

    11. Wearing trousers.

    12. Using eyeliner.

    13. Wearing any form of jewelry.

    14. Wearing short skirts and skimpy clothes.

    15. Having tattoos.

    16. Bleaching the skin.

    17. Perming or dying the hair.

    18. Watching “worldly”movies and soap operas.

    Na wa o!

    When the gate man of heaven comes on Facebook.

    https://twitter.com/officialdaddymo/status/723040436063985664

    When people always want to tell women what to do or wear.

    https://twitter.com/zikokomag/status/722815249716346880

    When you realise he kept repeating the same things. What’s the difference between attachments, weaves and brazillian hair please?

    When people interprete scriptures in the most ridiculous manner.

    When people condemn people to hell in the name of “preaching the gospel”.

    Maybe all of us won’t make the heaven he’s talking about sha. But in the end, he’s not kuku God and he should just stop interpreting scriptures.

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  • 13 Situations That Require Courage From Every Nigerian Man
    The life of a Nigerian man isn’t always easy, we know. Here are 13 tough situations every man has experienced in his life. You can either be bold, or you can be bold. Those are your options.

    1. When you see a fine girl and attempt to flirt

    So suave… so apt…so brilliant…NOT.

    2. When you finally make her your boo and she takes you to meet her father for the first time

    But he looks like Pete Edochie..

    3. When you enter her house and her father sets the dog on you

    The God of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego will save me.

    4. When she sees a text from another girl and you have to start explaining

    Time to bring out the lies and apologies.

    5. When you have to tell your parents that you want to study music not medicine

    After they sent you abroad with all this exchange rate drama!!

    6. And you tell them you don’t want to have children and they call a family meeting

    Mum: “So this is how my enemies will destroy me!!”

    7. When you talk back to your mother

    “Will you shut up your mouth?!”

    8. When your parents ask you to do something and you stupidly ask why

    ? You know you deserved that answer sha.

    9. When you drive your father’s car without permission and bash it

    Can Jesus just come back today please?

    10. When LASTMA stops you

    Is LASTMA your mate?

    11. When agberos approach you

    Will you form hard guy? Or will you run?

    12. When your mother and wife are fighting and you have to pick a side

    Is it not better to just leave them there to fight?

    13. And when you boldly confess to your wife that you don’t like her food

    LMAO Real Man No Fear abi?
  • According To A UK Company, This Is The Ideal Nigerian Man
    So, this UK online pharmacy, Superdrug Online Doctors, published nineteen photoshopped images of the same man showing the ideal body type from different countries.

    This is the original picture.

    Each image was photoshopped to represent a specific country’s ideal body type, by a graphic designer from that country. Countries included the Philippines, Croatia, Russia, Pakistan, Macedonia, Indonesia, Egypt and Colombia. Superdrug gave designers “minimal instructions” and free reign to do with the original image as they saw fit.

    These were the results.

    The designers photoshopped everything from hair colour to build and facial hair.

    It was all fine and dandy until we saw this one. This one of the ideal Nigerian man.

    We have questions.

    Like…

    WHO EDITED THIS IMAGE?

    WHAT WAS HE OR SHE THINKING?

    DO NIGERIAN MEN ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THIS?

    Do they not know that RMD is the ideal Nigerian man?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_JO1ApLy5w/?taken-by=mofedamijo

    Or Gbenro Ajibade?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BB7tBm6LU3f/?taken-by=gbenroajibade

    Or OC Ukeje?

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  • Meet The First Nigerian Man To Complete A Marathon In Antarctica
    At a point in life, people tend to aspire to greater things and leave positive marks in the sands of time. In doing this, they will never be forgotten in history.

    42 year old Omotayo Okunsanya has become the first Nigerian man to complete a marathon race across Antarctica.

    Inspired by some Nigerian women like Tee Morgan, who had earlier accomplished the feat and set the record, Omotayo endured running under very erratic temperature conditions , mud gravel and sleet in Antarctica.

    At 40, he had risen through the ranks, obtained an MBA degree from Harvard, became a certified Financial Analyst and also a Managing Director at Jefferies, an American investment bank.

    Taking a step back, he decided to give back to society and running for charity was the medium he chose to achieve his dream.

    He has raised over $20,000 from the 10 marathons he has run. Some of the charity organizations  include Red Cross, The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, Shoes 4 Africa and the VICTA.

    Raising awareness for children in need is the main focus of his charity runs.

    He aspires to run across all seven continents of the world and his next stop is Kilimanjaro.

    This is an inspiration to become the best one can in life and also consider the ones that are not as opportuned as we may be.

  • This Nigerian Man Is Deaf And Drives A Keke Napep

    When limitations happen, some men and women strive to achieve feats that seem difficult or impossible.

    On the first Monday of February 2016, a Nigerian doctor boarded a Keke Napep on her way to the hospital. In her words…

    Thought i should share this, on my way to the hospital I flagged him down didn’t bother talking to him or asking him for the price because we all know they have a fixed price for those plying the straight road, to my amazement he turned and showed me the notice. Mehn i was dumb founded, i quickly read through it and relaxed. I got to my destination and tapped him and he stopped….

    He uses the stickers as both a disclaimer and a quick means of communicating with his commuters without difficulty.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBPtXUQk-Qs/?taken-by=noraswift90
    Points for creativity.

    Some Nigerians have expressed their concerns on the safety of his driving.

    What is your opinion on this man and his driving? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

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  • Meet Ben Olonode: The Man That Wants To Marry Every One

    Nigerian men are known for their romantic nature. The love they have inside of them is so much that they have to share it with more than one woman.

    Ben Olonode is very desperate in his quest for love and has asked all kinds of women on Twitter to marry him!

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/652105151755460608

    From everyday women…

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/687986863618023424
    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/687986771372675072

    To Missy Elliot…

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/687951654805729280

    To Selena Gomez…

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/687950775667015682

    And even Eva Alordiah.

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/687939082643746816

    Sometimes he comes on really strong.

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/686918889104629760
    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/686615836489048066
    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/686612710361051136

    And volunteers romantic kisses…

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/686536302611828738

    He’s even aspiring to be a potential IJGB.

    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/686492687919353860
    https://twitter.com/BOlonode/status/685812413535531008

    What are your thoughts?

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