Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the wordpress-seo domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/bcm/src/dev/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121
Nigerian Jollof | Zikoko!
  • Nigerian Songs With Jollof Lyrics, Ranked from Tasty to Tueh

    Nigerian Songs With Jollof Lyrics, Ranked from Tasty to Tueh

    Jollof rice, especially Nigerian Jollof, is THAT girl. There’s no comparison — even though those boiled egg-loving people like to argue. To celebrate World Jollof Day, I’m combining Jollof with something else Nigerians are known for, music. 

    We’re ranking Nigerian songs that reference the glorious taste of Jollof rice from the party Jollof songs to the stale J-rice ones. 

    Jollof on the Jet — DJ Cuppy with Rema & Rayvany 

    Lyrics: “Oya, pass the Jollof — Jollof on the jet. The party Jollof — Jollof on the jet.” 

    Say what you want about my girl, Florence (DJ Cuppy to non-Otedolas, please), but this babe is in her lane. Jollof on the Jet combines two of my favourite things: Jollof rice and jets. Even though I can only afford the Jollof part of the song, I listen to it as a prayer point for literal and financial upliftment. 

    Ginger — Wizkid and Burna Boy

    Lyric: “If you want make I ginger give me the Kokoro, ma ko je bi Jollof.”

    Are you wondering why Ginger is so high up on my list? Well, it’s one of the best songs on one of the best albums of the last five years. It’s also a Wizkid and Burna Boy collab, so where did you think it’d be? Let’s all be serious here. 

    Issa Goal — Naira Marley with Olamide & Lil Kesh

    Lyrics: “Ghana Jollof Issa goal jor. Naija jollof issa goal jollof.” 

    We all love Naira Marley, and I personally like Issa Goal, but as a country and people, we can’t turn a blind eye to the “Ghana Jollof Issa goal jor” line. What does that even mean? He should’ve just sung the Naija Jollof part and kept it moving. You can’t have it all, Naira. Pick a side. 

    New Pammy — The Cavemen

    Lyrics: “My jollof rice. My fried rice.”

    Palm wine, highlife and a hot plate of jollof rice sound like the perfect combination thanks to The Cavemen’s New Pammy. My only problem with this song is the inability to decide what food their babe really reminds them of. How can one person remind you of jollof rice, fried rice, shawarma and potatoes all at once? It all sounds a bit extra. 

    Tere — Kizz Daniel with Diamond Platinumz

    Lyrics: “Baby, you so fine. You so sweet oh. I call you jollof rice.” 

    Kizz Daniel might be late to shows, but best believe he has no bad songs to his name. Tere, from his 2018 album, No Bad Songz, is an excellent example of Kizz’s consistency even on songs that may have been album fillers. 

    Rock Your Body — Burna Boy 

    Lyrics: “If you give me the shitor, then I go ginger the Jollof oh.” 

    The fact that Burna Boy said “Ginger the Jollof” on Rock Your Body, and then, went on Ginger with Wizkid to say “Ma ko je bi Jollof” feels like a full circle moment for me. This weird coincidence and how Rock Your Body makes my waist feel is enough reason to put it on this list. T for Tanks. 

    Quiz: What Kind of Jollof Are You?

    Things I Need — Peruzzi 

    Lyric: “Sweetie, sweetie, you’re like party Jollof.”

    We all know party Jollof is the best, and the fact that Peruzzi was this specific shows he’s a man of intention. I stan. That being said, I’m still upset I had to wait until the end to hear this line. Peruzzi, next time, start with the important compliments. 

    Tumbum — Yemi Alade

    Lyrics: “I know you like Nkechi Jollof eh Nkechi Jollof. I know you like my beans eh.”

    Nigerian men have shown Yemi Alade pepper. If they’re not out giving Cynthia belle on Johnny, they’re eating someone else’s jollof rice on Tumbum. By the way, there’s nothing wrong with liking Jollof and beans. I just hope Yemi’s man isn’t mixing them because that sounds nasty. 

    Che Che — Mayorkun 

    Lyrics: “London girls and phonetics. Obia nto ne connect, Ghana girls and Jollof.” 

    I’m sorry, but this article should be called Nigerian men betraying us for Ghana girls and Jollof. What is going on? Che Che has a duration of three minutes, 35 seconds and not once did Mayorkun mention Nigerian girls. This shade doesn’t sit right with my ancestors. 

    Isabella — CKay 

    Lyrics: “Baby girl, na you be my tomato Jos. My Ghana Jollof onyeoma.”

    Is anyone up to dropping CKay off at the Ghana border? After all the Nigerian references on Isabella, he decided to choose violence by adding Ghana Jollof. We’re taking him, Isabella and Emiliana to the border by night bus. 


    ALSO READ: Can’t Get These Slangs Out of Your Head? Blame These Artists

  • 9 Types Of Jollof Rice That Slap

    9 Types Of Jollof Rice That Slap

    There are so many types of jollof rice, which has caused wars over the years, which is fine because it is a premium dish. Each country thinks its own Jollof is special, but nothing makes jollof rice special like the memories attached to it. There are so many types of jollof rice from all over the world, the best have been listed in this article.

    1. Burial jollof

    The best thing about this type of jollof rice is that you don’t even have to hate the person that died for the food to slap. Although, hating the person is a bonus. There’s just something about jollof rice at burials that gives it an extra oomph. 

    2. Baby dedication jollof

    This rice slaps because it is cooked with so much happiness. Happiness is a major ingredient in jollof rice, which is why it tastes so bad when you buy it from Buka. Those people have no joy. Anyway, eating while a baby cries about it’s painfully new existence>>>> 

    3. Everything in the pantry jollof

    You know when you are broke, but not that broke? You and your roommate pool some money together and magically half of the ingredients in your pantry/locker can make jollof rice? If you’ve never experienced this, good for you. The point is you weren’t expecting a good meal and you got a great meal, of course, It’ll slap. Or maybe it’s the hunger that amplifies the taste of the food. 

    4. Convocation jollof rice

    When Nigerians want to party, they don’t do anything small. Your child graduating from a school that almost killed them is a thing of joy indeed so cook that rice with joy. To be honest, this type of jollof rice is wasted on the family, the people who enjoy it are the students going around tents looking for people to give them food. 

    5. Visiting day jollof

    The joy from eating a home-cooked meal after months of the poison they serve in boarding school is intense. This type of jollof rice is hard to share, you’ll be eating it and crying into the plate because you don’t know when next you’ll taste something like that. 

    6. Owambe jollof 

    Nigerians know how to throw a good party, good music, a great setting and amazing food. Owambe jollof always has the smokey, cooked with firewood taste. It’s a 10/10 experience. The best thing about this jollof rice is how good it slaps when you were not invited to the party in the first place. 

    7. Primary School birthday jollof

    Whether it’s your birthday or the birthday party of a friend, one thing you could be sure of besides the fun party packs, was good jollof. This jollof was notorious for making people lose their home training, it was somehow always paired with a hot bottle of soda and it still slapped.  

    8. Christmas jollof

    Honestly, growing up is a scam. You get older and all of a sudden the urge to celebrate Christmas starts dying. Christmas for Nigerian kids wasn’t always about the new clothes, shoes and sunglasses. It was also about jollof rice. Christmas jollof always has the biggest Chicken, an elite babe.

    9.  Welcome back to Nigeria jollof

    Of course, you can make Nigerian foods outside Nigeria and it will taste good but it tastes even better when it’s made here. The spices, the love poured into it, it’s a different feeling altogether. Jollof rice made when you’ve been away for a while has a way of saying “welcome back home, we missed you”.


    [donation]

  • 12 Tweets That Will Make Any Food Lover Really Upset

    1. This disrespectful tweet.

    https://twitter.com/Funorah33/status/806912996161294337

    2. What is this travesty, abeg?

    3. Someone, please pass the dustbin.

    4. Is everything okay at home?

    https://twitter.com/RocketInTheMix/status/816180032716603392

    5. Why are people like this?

    6. No, just, NO!

    7. We keep straying from God’s light everyday.

    8. Why???

    https://twitter.com/OheneKofiTho/status/758417890118922240

    9. Ridiculousness at its finest.

    10. Hay God!

    https://twitter.com/Morenikeeee_/status/798597280114716672

    11. What we ordered and what they brought for us.

    https://twitter.com/zikokomag/status/720981744229486592

    12. This person is sha cancelled.

  • 6 Awesome Things that’ll Happen this World Jollof Rice Day

    6 Awesome Things that’ll Happen this World Jollof Rice Day

    This Sunday is World Jollof Rice Day!

    You might be a Nigerian jollof fan or a Ghanaian jollof fan.  You might think that Jamie Oliver’s jollof was on point or you might believe it was disgusting.  You might not even like jollof rice (what is wrong with you?).  But you have to agree that jollof rice is important. So this World Jollof Rice Day (yes, this is a thing), MAGGI Nigeria and Kitchen Butterfly have organised a special event to celebrate World Jollof Day.  Here’s what’s going down:

    1. A Jollof Rice exhibition.

    Involving food art from super-creative Haneefah Adams (@muslimahanie) and the winners of the Instagram Photo Contest for World Jollof Rice Day.

    2. A lesson on the history of Jollof Rice.

    For those of you who want to know were jollof comes from (hint: heaven).

    3. A chat with the convener of the first Wolof/Jolof Exhibition.

    His name is Folakunle Oshun and he’s a sculptor. And a jollof rice lover.

    4. A book meet on “Jollof Rice in Literature.”

    Who knew that jollof rice was so deep? Wana Udobong, Ozoz Sokoh and Amanda Chukwudozie will be discussing Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozie Adichie, Without a Silver Spoon by Eddie Iroh and other books. Eghosa Imasuen, author of fine boys will moderate and they’ll discuss themes like the cultural significance of Jollof, Jollof Rice across ethnic and socioeconomic barriers and Jollof as comfort food. (Seriously though, who knew?)

    5. An actual meal of Jollof Rice from Ghana High

    Now you’re talking!

    6. And finally, the after-party!

    Because ain’t no party like a Jollof party…

    7. And it’s going down this Sunday 21st August…

    … at Whitespace (58 Raymond Njoku, Ikoyi, Lagos) between 4 and 7 pm.  They said you should come hungry, we agree!
  • 20 Tweets That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Love Jollof Rice

    20 Tweets That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Love Jollof Rice


    Since Nigerian Jollof is the only Jollof Rice that really counts and if you love Nigerian Jollof rice, this post is dedicated to you.

    If not, I don’t know, go to another post.

    Do you love fried rice? Yes? Please tell me more about how you don’t know what true happiness feels like.

    1. It is true happiness.

    2. Missing out on Jollof rice is devastating.

    3. Eating it literally gives you butterflies in your stomach.

    https://twitter.com/chuzzus/status/625399130815340545

    4. Jollof rice is a confirmed aphrodisiac.

    https://twitter.com/Efi__A/status/624235774817472512

    5. It is better than Meek Mill. Even fried rice is.

    https://twitter.com/SemilooreAkoni/status/623933275090849792

    6. Jollof rice goes better with multiple pieces of meat. Facts only.

    7. It unites warring tribes. Honest!

    8. Jollof rice makes for great promotional material.

    9. It cannot share a plate with anything but meat.

    10. It’s better than Ghanaian Jollof Rice. Stop the arguments.

    11. Comparing a person to Nigerian Jollof is a high ranking compliment.

    12. It’s powerful enough to ruin marriages.

    https://twitter.com/KingUcheOdoh/status/622536885961789440

    13. It can raise the dead. I swear I’m not making it up.

    14. Astronomy supports the legend of Nigerian Jollof.

    https://twitter.com/NGFoloBack/status/621769767146385408

    15. Its only mates are Dodo and puff puff.

    16. Even microwaves respect it.

    https://twitter.com/LostLagoonMusic/status/621243749780299776

    17. It wipes your sins away.

    https://twitter.com/BlueSparta/status/621032937170075648

    18. Nigerian jollof rice is the best motivation.

    19. Never put stew on it.

    https://twitter.com/uzosfoodlabs/status/618706527453622272

    20. The Obamas are coming to Nigeria just because of the Jollof rice. Nothing else, obviously.

    *starts rant* Obama went to Ethiopia. Ethiopia!! They couldn’t even spell his name well there. But he went there and snobbed Nigeria. Even though we are the supposed giants of Africa.

    And we have the better Jollof rice. *stops rant*

    What other traits of Jollof rice are real to you?

  • We’ve Seen the Nigerian Pu… Ahem… Video and We Have Things to Say [NSFW]

    We’ve Seen the Nigerian Pu… Ahem… Video and We Have Things to Say [NSFW]

    By now, you’ve definitely heard of Princess Vitarah’s “Nigerian Pussy” song.

    And people can’t seem to make up their mind if they love it or hate it.

    Now before we start, we’re going to borrow an idea from Siyanda Panda 🙂

    Considering how sweet jollof rice is, we can’t really blame her.

    And that analogy makes sense when you think about it…

    Nigerian jollof better than Ghanaian jollof? Nigerians aren’t arguing – no matter what you mean by jollof.

    That Naija *jollof* is better than Ghanaian *jollof*

    This is what we have been saying since.

    That it’s the cream of the crop

    Preach it sister!

    That it’s so sweet that men pay for it…

    She reminds us of the feeling at every great party

    (or threesome)

    What happens to oyinbos when they taste Nigerian jollof

    This one is finished but he doesn’t know it yet.

    That Jollof is best with chicken

    That a great mama put can destroy your salary

    We’re still talking about jollof yeah?

    That great Jollof can make you Shoki

    Anyway, enjoy the video here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MzBv98D-s&feature=youtu.be
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrqGakejd4
    [zkk_poll post=21586 poll=content_block_standard_format_13]