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  • How To Scatter People’s Relationships And Go Scot-Free

    Are you sad that you’ll be alone this Valentine? Well, worry no more. Follow our steps and cause trouble for other people too.

    If you will be single, then it should not be only you. Everybody must collect.

    1. If you are a woman, call their babe and tell her to leave your man alone.

    Or you can text her and switch your phone off afterwards. She will ask her man angrily and he will vex that she does not trust him enough. Next thing, they will do Malcolm and Marie for each other, only this time, it will end in tears.

    You, 1 – Relationship People, 0.

    2. If you know their family house, go there and gossip.

    As soon as you see the parents, tell them that their son is out there distributing his sperm without any consideration for his future. They will be shocked that their son is a cheerful giver, and they will lock him inside on Valentine’s Day. Romantic plans don damage.

    You, 2 – Relationship People, 0.

    NB: Dress like a good person sha. That way, they will not release dog on you.

    3. Are you into surprise packages? Mix up the love notes.

    Give Kike’s note to Ginika, and Michael’s note to Habeeb. Shebi they want their love life to be exciting? Oya nau, let them excite themselves into breaking up.

    You, 3 – Relationship People, 0.

    4. Are you an online clothes vendor? Send the wrong size.

    It’s kuku what you’re good at doing, so it should not be hard for you. When the recipient calls to say that there has been a mix-up, tell them that you’re only following their partner’s orders, and maybe it was their partners who mixed up the names of the person who should be getting the outfit.

    You, 4 – Relationship People, 0.

    5. You can even seduce one partner.

    Hear me out. You’ll fix date and time to fornicate. And then you’ll invite their other half too, but you won’t let them know. The other half will enter while the first half is on top or under you. Whew chile, the hot mess that will happen.

    You, 5 – Relationship People, 0.

    6. Or maybe use juju.

    Your mates are using juju to better their lives, but look at you, about to use juju to scatter people’s relationships. YAS QUEEN! Me I’m a professional evildoer so this is the one I highly recommend. DESTROY THAT RELATIONSHIP. TEAR IT LIKE AN OLD NEWSPAPER.

    You, 6 – Relationship People, 0.

    I must warn you though. Me that gave you this advice, I will not be trying any one out of it because I don’t have the liver. If you decide to go ahead and try it, toh, anything your eyes see, take it like that.


  • This Nigerian Couple Have Been Arrested For Maltreating Their Maid

    Sandra and Chudy Nsobundu risk spending 60 years in an American prison and paying $1 million fine if found guilty.

    The couple were arrested after their 38 year old nanny filed a forced labour complaint against them.

    Apparently, the unnamed nanny joined the family in Katy, Texas all the way from Lagos in 2013 after Mrs Sandra Nsobundu contacted her in 2012.

    She signed a contract as part of the requirements for the $100 a month job she had accepted. Her travel documents although fraudulent, were funded by the Nsobundus.

    Her hopes were dashed as she was met with maltreatment especially from 50 year old Sandra Nsobundu.

    The victim reported in the complaint to have been beaten with slippers and dragged by her hair because she wore ill fitting socks for the youngest child around the Easter period of 2015.

    Speaking with the U.S Immigrations and Customs department, she explained how she had to work daily without any form of rest between 5:30am and 1am.

    Her meals were only leftovers and she still had to drain leftover milk from the children’s cereal bowls for tea.

    Sandra Nsobundu also went as far as threatening to shoot their maid for not caring for her five children as expected.

    The maid could only endure so much including sleeping on the floor because the couple felt she was too smelly for a bed. Her phones were seized and this made communication with her family in Nigeria.

    To add salt to injury, she called her Nigerian bank and discovered the non-payment of her salary for the 2 years she had worked for the family.

    The National Human Trafficking Resource Center was alerted of the woman’s condition in September, 2015 and she escaped a month after.

    Assisted by a case manager from the YMCA International Trafficked Persons Assistance Program, she found refuge in a women’s shelter.

    The Nsobundus were arrested on February 8 and are currently going through trial in court. You can read the entire complaint here.

    Stories like this are not uncommon as Nigerian men and women have been lured overseas in the past with false promises of paid employment. Under fair circimstances, all labour should be paid for. Also, offering menial/domestic chores is not an excuse to maltreat others.

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