It has been twenty-something days without a hair cut and I miss my barber. So, I wrote this letter that my barber may never read.
My darling barber, how are you today?
I have been thinking about you since this lockdown started.
I dreamt of you last night.
I miss the days of fade.
I also, miss the days of powder, “bend your head well” and “you like this cut?”
Because of your absence, I couldn’t do the Bop Daddy Challenge.
I also couldn’t do the Don’t Rush challenge.
If I could turn back the hands of time, I would have appreciated you more.
Every night, I pray Governor Sanwoolu gives us a break in between this lockdown so I can spend it with you.
Till then, best regards.
Yours faithfully,
Customer.
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