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Nigeria has gotten to a point where it’s almost laughable to live here and have one source of income. Every citizen uses what they have to get what they want. So it comes as no surprise to us that the comedians on this list have taken their love for comedy, merged it with their musical talents, and doubled their hustles.
Chigul
Chigul started her career as a singer called C-Flow. Although she quickly transitioned into comedy, she never dropped her first love, mixing music with comedy and featuring on songs like MI Abaga’s Monkey and Falz’s Karishika.
Nasboi
Nasboi came to the spotlight, mimicking Davido and dropping skits that made us all laugh. But as someone who started his music career signed to Omotola Jalade Ekeinde’s label, he quickly returned to his first love — music. Nasboi dropped his first single, “Lover Boy”, in February 2023 and blew us all away. On the 24th of November, he dropped his second one,Umbrella featuring Wande Coal that’s made it to top ten on Apple’s Top 100: Nigeria chart.
Josh2Funny
Joshua is too funny, no doubt, but he’s also what some might call a musical genius. In 2020, he dropped a remix of his popular Don’t Leave Me challenge with rappers like Vector, Falz, AO and Magnito. He dropped an album in 2022 and still constantly puts out funny covers of popular songs.
Carter Efe
He transitioned from comedy and skitmaking to hitmaking when he dropped Machala in 2022. Although the original Machala, Wizkid, paid the song no mind, it still blew up. Since then, Carter Efe has dropped two more bangers.
Broda Shaggi
If you watched his “Dumebi don carry belle” video one too many times, it shouldn’t come as a surprise to you that Broda Shaggi has always had a penchant for music. He’s since dropped covers of popular songs and just released a song with Pasuma.
Emma OhMyGod
A man of many talents, Emma OhMyGod wields his creativity however he wishes. On some days, he’s an actor. On others, he’s a comedian. On most days, he’s singing original songs and covers with his live band, the OhEmGee band.
Kenny Blaq
While we know him for his stand-up comedy, in which he easily infuses music into his jokes, Kenny Blaq took his vocals to the studio in 2022 and released Je Breakfast. The song samples the line “E don cast… Na everybody go chop breakfast” on Burna Boy’s Last Last and pays homage to the apala genre.
Basketmouth
He started his career as a rapper, forming two rap bands before he ever moved to comedy. So it’s no surprise that after fame, he returned to his first love in 2020 and has since released two albums.
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You may have heard that only musicians who tour eat good. There’s some truth to it, but it’s more feasible for big artists with solid fan-bases and enough hit songs to pull shows and crowds.
If you’re not there yet, you can diversify your strategy and use your brand to make money online.

Live streams
Live streaming has become popular since the COVID pandemic, making musicians become creative by setting up virtual shows, selling tickets and performing online for their fans. Something similar happened at Rolling Loud this year;people who couldn’t be at the festival but wanted to be a part of it paid for Prime Video membership to watch the performances.
Employing this tactic as an artist might help to reach fans outside your location. Even if you’re shy to charge fans and streamers, a virtual tip jar is an option. Anyone God touches their heart will drop something for you.
Streaming site revenue
Get a music distributor to distribute your songs to multiple streaming services and you can turn your streams into money (Nothing for you if you use streaming farms).
Also, scrap free download sites off your plans today.
Digital downloads
If you don’t use digital download sites like Bandcamp and Amazon Music, you can set up your website, upload your digital albums or singles and sell directly to your fans. No label, no middleman, no distro, just you.
Make A Meme Merch sale
Merch can be anything from physical (CDs, vinyls, t-shirts, hats, hoodies, stickers, et.) to digital NFTs, sheet music, stem files, etc.). You can package and put up items like for sale on a website.
Fan subscriptions
With a subscription option on your website, fans can subscribe and pay a monthly fee to access exclusive content like behind the scenes or rare footage, early access to new music, merch discount offers, etc. Charge a reasonable fee sha.
YouTube channel
If your music is used in a YouTube video that has an ad, YouTube ensures part of that ad money touches your hand because you’re the song’s rightful holder. You can also make money from the videos on your YouTube channel, but it depends on your subscribers and view numbers. The more, the merrier.
Social video monetisation
When your music is used in a video content on social media services like Facebook, TikTok and IG, some of it can reach you too. You just have to make sure you’ve enabled that with your distro.
Online music lessons
Whether you’re selling educational music materials (e-books, videos, audiobooks, etc) online to people who want to learn, or teaching music lessons through Google Meet or already-made video lessons — there’s money to be made. Just share great knowledge and unique perspectives.
Take a break from thinking about money alone. Come out to Burning Ram on Saturday where the biggest meat and grill party will happen. Tickets are still selling here.
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A number of new recording and performing artists don’t know much about the business when they get into the music industry. Reminds me of when Asake said he signed his YBNL contract without thinking twice or even showing a lawyer.
Mr. Money may be lucky to get a transparent deal. But many don’t, and their ignorance exposes them to being victims of bad contracts, users and vultures.
First of all, music making isn’t music business
Making music is only a part of a musician’s job. Before recording starts, the business is already in effect. This can be observed in how artist’s respond to trends or cater to what listeners want.
The business aspect of the industry also affects how collaborations work. When an artist thinks or say something like, “what will I gain working with this artist?” That’s the business of music manifesting.
Post-recording and post-mix, conversations about rollout plans, locations to focus on and more come up. That’s business. It’s why music is called a product, and you know a top quality and well-marketed product sells.
Also, an artist can focus on the art if they can afford a team that can handle the business.
If you’ve established that the music business is as important as the music creation, it’s high time you knew some terms and their meanings (you’ll hear and see them often).
Split sheet
This is a formal agreement made by contributors of a song, i.e., the performer(s), music producer(s), songwriter(s), collaborator(s). This sheet contains their names, phone numbers, emails, dates, roles and contributions to the song. The split sheet is important because every contributor’s roles are marked out, and it makes it easier for everyone to get credited and paid.
More importantly, you have rights to negotiate terms. Before you put your pen on the dotted lines and sign, keep a good entertainment lawyer around.
DocHub Copyright
Music copyright proves your legal ownership of a music recording or sound. When you copyright your music legally, another person can’t recreate it and claim it’s theirs.
Remember when Dammy Krane said he originally made and owned Wizkid’s Baba Nla? Or when one producer said Olamide stole Don’t Stop from him and D’Banj? They couldn’t prove these allegations because there was no evidence.

Music royalties
Music royalties are the payment entitled to songwriters, composers, AND recording artists of a song. The people are known as the right holders.
Gbera, go collect your money (Kiss Daniel’s voice).
Publishing rights
A song’s composition is under the publishing rights. By composition, I mean the lyrics, chords and melodies laid in a song.
The entitled owner of a publishing right owns the performance (on TV or live events) and mechanical royalties (the monetisation of digital or physical reproduction of your copyrighted work).
Masters
This is the original recording of a musical composition. The recording artist that owns a master has rights to the record sales and streaming royalties. If they’re signed, the label get a piece. Okay?
360 deal
This is an exclusive all-round deal that allows the record company that signs you to enjoy some percentages of your earnings from all your revenue streams.
Don’t sign away too much power then wonder later that your label has hands in all your pockets.
Allow songwriting
Don’t beat up an artist (except rappers 💀) for paying another person to write songs from them. Not every great vocalist is a great songwriter. Also, songwriting is a real job and people get hired, paid and get credited for it.
In addition, our music industry should fix up. We need a Nigerian songwriters association.
Beat licensing
Beat licensing is when a producer creates a beat and uploads it to a beat store. Anyone can buy it and use it for their own records. In exchange for that, the producer gives you a licensing agreement that authorises you to use as you like.
Now the licensing you get can be exclusive: means you have full rights to the beats. No limitation or expiration.
The non-exclusive license has expiration and puts limitations on views, plays and streams. So pick your option.
Sampling
Nigerian music fans criticise artists so much for sampling that one would think it’s a crime. But it’s not — it’s just a creative way of adding a sound or music recording into another sound or music recording, thus creating a distinct sound. Sometimes it’s a vocal or kick in a song that’s layered on another song.
It’s neither a crime for Burna Boy to sample Fela in his music, nor for Portable to sample Bola Are. As long as they get permission from the song owner(s) and follow all due processes, it’s cool. Sample police.
Music distribution
This is the process of getting music from the artist to making it accessible to the audience. Whether getting the physical copies to Alaba market or uploading to all streaming sites — this is music distribution.

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It’s easy for albums to easily get lost in the pile of the singles 2023 has been choked with. So we went digging into the Nigerian music released so far to discover and rediscover the bodies of work women have blessed us with this year.
KOLLIDE – Kold AF
On KOLLIDE, Kold AF’s vocabulary oozes of admirable bluntness and confidence. They hold stead and still leave one open enough to admit that “I’m a hard guy, but I hurt sometimes too.” The EP offers six songs that explore romance, being broke and keeping heart on the sleeve.
Kold AF is an amazing singer and overall, KOLLIDE is clear afropop and r&b fusion. With a platform like Aristokrats Records (Burna Boy, LeriQ, Mojeed, Novemba) behind her, it’s only up. We’re rooting for her.
Heaven Has Come – TY Bello
TY Bello invited other artists she loves together on Heaven Has Come. Listening to the album comes with a feeling that suggests that it’s more than just an album of MP3s and WAV. files — it’s transcendental experiences of worship and praise. The production is excellent, catchy and modern, but won’t make you lose your home training and start throwing legwork anyhow.
Grey Choir – Christtie Jay
Christtie as Jay is an innate storyteller and spoken word artist. Her newly-released EP, Grey Choir, beautifully blends spoken word and music,explores self-love, sexuality, relationships, melancholy, grief, and japa themes.
The sonic palette of the project is just as broad as the array of emotions and topics she explores. On Story Story, guest artist Mo’Believe’s book builds a commentary around Lagos-living.One could almost hear Christtie Jay burst into tears on Hello/Goodbye, the track before the last. Poetry-music projects require attentiveness, including Grey Choir.But you never know what the next track will sound like. Every song is unique and captivating.
Angel On The Run – Rukmani
Rukmani’s EPis Pop-inflected R&B at its finest. Angel On The Run opens with guitar strings that usher in Rukmani. From the first track, Purpose, a song about reconciling past mistakes, to the seventh track, Softies Vibes, a vulnerable expression of self-love, Rukmani’s silky voice keeps calling to her listener.
Angel On The Run is the music to get cosy to, especially when emotional waves crash over you.
Winny – WINNY
On her self-titled debut music project, Winny, a Nigerian reggae artist, turns her love tales and heartaches into songs. Winny’s voice can quickly become a rude gyal’s weapon, full-blasting in patois. At the same speed, she can be very soft and begs a lover not to leave. WINNY is an exciting body of work; the seven tracks promises that the Nigerian music scene will soon become very fluid and accessible to all styles and genre
Anger Management – Bloody Civilian
Beyond being a super producer and sound engineer, Bloody Civilian isn’t your average artist. Check her collaborative effort with Native Records and Marvel’s Black Panther. Even her name. Then check her Anger Management EP. But don’t stop there — dive into the music project and enjoy her brilliant brand of storytelling that’s rare in our popular music scene. Parental supervision, poke-nosing family members, and anti-misogyny are some of the stories Bloody Civilian lays bare in the project. If you’re not jamming to this for enjoyment, don’t forget it anytime you fume angry.
Kaleidoscope – Lindsey Abudei
In Nigeria, where niché music isn’t as widely accepted, Lindsey Abudei continues to polish her brand of Neo-soul, alternative R&B. Her new project, Kaleidoscope, is recent proof.
The music on Kaleidoscope is cinematic. Asides from her lyricism, the drums are softly tapping, guitar strings jumping and giving Jazz vibes. On days that emotions are high and running, or there’s just stillness — Lindsey’s got us.
Also, film production companies and theatres need to holla at her and cut her cheques for movie soundtracks ASAP.
dear diary – RnB Princess
In five songs, RnB Princess lifts the things that usually stay in a diary to the recording studio,spilling her heart out about unreturned love, jilt and the relationship woes that trouble a Gen-Z lady. The EP features new R&B babes Tsuni and Keziah Mallam — one can liken their collaboration to a girl’s night out, in group support of a heartbroken friend that shouldn’t be left by her pain or loneliness. Nothing is actually hotter than women supporting women.
Elevated – Mercy Chinwo
In just six tracks, Mercy Chinwo performs worship songs that’ll put you in thanksgiving mode and waving your hands in the air. But these are not only church songs; they are personal testimonies and declarations many Gospel or Christian music lovers will passionately sing along to. The instrumentals are vibrant, exciting and comforting — she beautifully sings of her belief and spirituality.
Mercy Chinwo isn’t one of Africa’s most prominent gospel artists for nothing.
Lifesize Teddy – Lifesize Teddy
At a time we can count Nigerian female mainstream rappers on one palm, Lifesize Teddy shows up as Mavin’s last signee with her titular EP. She raps and sings well in English and Pidgin English. The PH dialects you hear in her lines are pointers to her home-base, City of Garden. Get in tune with Teddy.
Pan African Rockstar – Lady Donli
After a four-year album break, Lady Donli’s sophomore album, Pan African Rockstar comes out and gets on our rotation,blasting funk, percussion and electric guitars.
Many considered her first album Enjoy Your Life a classic, and her latest has materials and the making of a classic, too. We’ll give it some time, but this is an album we won’t stop jamming for a while.
All of Eniolaa – Eniolaa
She’s a singer who does afropop and other sounds like Amapiano and R&B. Her EP combines these sounds with her girly side and street consciousness. When not moulding Arya Starr and Fave on King Kong, she’s a neo-Fuji star like Asake on Iyele or a blue c-note, worried and gloomy, on Holy Days.
Lagos 101 – Bella Alubo
Although Bella Alubo came from Jos, she’s handing us a guide to navigate Lagos.
The growth of Bella Alubo has been interesting to see. She went from being a straight-up rapper to becoming an all-around artist. Lagos 101 is a commendable effort. It may be the direction she feels is next for her career, but we still struggle to connect to the music.
In Lagos 101, she’s singing about having fun and not rushing into love. Even though we found some details about the widespread belief that finding love in Lagos might be the hardest; either you’re the hunter or end up the target.

More – Grace Idowu
Grace Idowu is a gospel artist with a commanding voice. One vocal cord moves, and it grabs your attention.
More, her second body of work, is a choir-backed seven-track that focuses on eulogising God, strengthening her relationship with the spiritual being and speaking positively into existence. The beats are very hard, but Grace Idowu even goes harder with her rap verse on Joy, our favourite track on the EP. GIf there are love songs to God, this is what they sound like.
Listen to them:
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We have English-speaking rappers people often mistake for “hardcore rappers”, and Ibile United — an umbrella term for local Yoruba rappers. Although some of them mix some pidgin here and there, they’re not the same as rappers who strictly rap in Pidgin. Also, these pidgin rappers don’t enjoy as much attention as their counterparts expressing through other tongues.
This is a list of seven hard Hip-Hop artists who rap in Pidgin. You should be rinsing and repeating their work.
Erigga
Erigga, a.k.a. Paper Boi, is highly revered for spitting in Nigerian pidgin, telling relatable stories from the streets of Warri. When Erigga flows on soulful Hip-Hop beats and reflects on his life or talks about the ills of the music industry, he’s a different beast. Please start with the intro, Industry, and Death Bed on his Okorowanta album.
DanDizzy
DanDizzy,a Port-Harcourt-born artist, became famous for his impeccable freestyle ability.
Get a music box and play DanDizzy any instrumental, and he’s ready to go on and on. It’s interesting how he switches flows and makes bars out of anything in pure pidgin and PH slang.
His studio releases include Who Goes Der!, Denge Pose feat. BadBoyTimz and Yawa feat. Skales. DanDizzy sings, too, a lover at heart on Garni.
ODC
If soulful, Boombap and Lo-fi raps is your taste, ODC is the guy you turn to. His hard-knocking delivery and classic Hip-Hop samples, but the stories come from the gritty streets of Surulere.
ODC kicks knowledge, lifelines, hard punchlines, and puns that make you go “Ugh”. Yes, that’s how crazy he goes with the bars. He has The Illest series (three volumes) with South-African-based Nigerian producer MHP. They are a perfect pair because their styles are complimentary.
Abstraktt
If you see Abstraktt, you’ll think he’s never stepped foot on Lagos mainland or heard of Ikorodu. But when he drops his pidgin lamba, a big surprise hits you. Trap, drill, and afro-swing are his usual play stations.
[ad][/ad] Bops like 2Fresh, Guyman, and Allow Me to Rap will convince you on the first listen due to their relatability and fun choruses. When you see Abstrakkt outside, hail him as one of the unique rappers out right now instead of confusing him for DJ Consequence — he remarked on No Wahala.
Knowledge (of Ajebo Hustlers)
Knowledge weaves words together in pidgin and Port-Harcourt dialects, handing you vivid imagery of his socio-political thoughts, relationship issues, and his raunchy side. He’s also comical, which makes his raps more digestible. Most of his verses are on songs and projects like Kpos Lifestyle Volume 1 and Bad Boy Etiquette with his fellow Ajebo Hustler, Piego.
hyph!
hyph! has a mystical personality; there’s no face to the brand. hyph! just drops the music. He spills his mind on moody beats that sound comforting, especially after a weary day. hyph! has three tapes to his name — Bicycle Lane, blue+black and [h.i.M] on which he showcases his production skills and tells stories of his unemployment, the 2020 lockdown, cash chasing and lost faith.
His music is currently available on Soundcloud.

Reeplay
Straight out of Abuja, Reeplay has made a name for himself as one of the distinctive spitters in the federal capital’s music scene. Although he’s humourous, Reeplay raps in an aggressive way that amuses and keeps the listener engaged — every bar is either a claim or a brag or just a funny comparison of something. You want to hear what more he has to say. In songs like Comot for Sanko, Na Now, Not Sorry and Who Is Reeplay, he details his time in jail and the tough streets of the Buj.
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Davido and the 30BG are eating good after the afrobeats star scattered the internet with his “old cat, new cat” comment in a Brut interview.
Now, music fans and critics are riled up; everyone is making a strong case for their favourites. Amid the chaos, our own question is, where are these “cats” who once had our attention with their music?
Ayo Jay
Source: Instagram (@iamayojay)
Wasn’t he going to be our next Justin Bieber? He crawled so that Fireboy, Omah Lay and the new “cats” could walk. But, the last we heard of Ayo Jay was a freestyle to Burna Boy’s Last Last last September.
W4
Source: Instagram (@w4shaaa)
You just had to be there in the 2000s when W4’s Kontrol had everyone in a chokehold. The music aside, his eccentric style made us think we’d finally gotten our 21st-century Fela Kuti. Sadly, it was all too short-lived. W4 fizzled out of the scene just as quickly as he grabbed our attention. He’s had multiple releases post-Kontrol, but none quite lived up to it.
Mo’Cheddah
Source: Instagram (@mocheddah)
She should be up there doing queen-level shit with Tiwa Savage, but these wishes, quite sadly, are not horses. Mo’Cheddah’s 2010 debut album, Franchise Celebrity, is a cocktail of bangers that’ll still beat any good music lover into shape on the dance floor in 2023. These days, she’s still in our faces but her interests have shifted to lifestyle content. We love it for her sha.
Maye Hunta
Source: Instagram (@mayehunta)
The year was 2009. Ladies clutching their pearls and men shamelessly attempting falsetto runs — this was the hold Maye Hunta’s Ekaette had on Nigerian music lovers. Finally, we’d gotten our own Usher— or so we thought. 14 years later, Hunta still makes music, but does anyone care?
Di’Ja
Source: Instagram (@aphrodija)
The Gen-Zs will probably roll their eyes to the heavens if an Awww, Looku Looku or Take Kiss plays at the club today — and we won’t judge them. Di’Ja was poised to take over as Mavin’s first lady after Tiwa but Mama Jamjam clearly left big shoes to fill. And Di’Ja is hardly part of the music conversation these days…
D’Prince
Source: Instagram (@dprincemavin)
This cat might be missing on the front-end of things, but we’re glad D’Prince blessed us with the goodness that’s Rema and Ruger.
Kayswitch
Source: Instagram (@therealkayswitch)
Hard to tell if he’s still in the business of music, but we can’t deny that Kayswitch had a good run with the good ol’ Mo’Hits crew; Booty Call and Pere are classic hits. He promised his fans new music last November, but there’s a lot of work to be done if he wants to keep up with the current industry.
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My Bro is a bi-weekly Zikoko series that interrogates and celebrates male friendships of different forms.
A mutual friend brought Rhaffy and Dwin, the Stoic to work with them in a recording studio in 2018. They quickly bonded, and their work relationship has since blossomed into a friendship.
Let’s start from the beginning. When and how did you guys meet?
Dwin: We met at a recording studio in Victoria Island through Otims, a mutual friend who wanted to work with me after my first album dropped. Rhaffy was going to produce it. That night, we worked on a song and connected so well.
Rhaffy: I think I still have that song somewhere on my Drive.
First impressions of each other?
Rhaffy: He was open-minded. You know, sometimes, when you work with someone for the first time, they want to be in their space and do their own thing, but it was different with Dwin. He was calm; he didn’t even seem like an artist that had already dropped a body of work. Dwin’s personality is an interesting one — when you meet him, you get this feeling of “Oh, let’s keep this going.”
Dwin: In this music business, you can work with someone once and never do it again. But that wasn’t the case with Rhaffy. We understood each other. I like how he works too. We began creating and things were coming together. At that point, I knew Rhaffy was malleable, just like me.
Did you know each other’s musical work before you met?
Rhaffy: Nahh, that was the first time actually.
Dwin: It was the first time. But wait, Rhaffy, you’ve produced on Otims’ project, yeah?
Rhaffy: All Otims’ songs from back then actually.
Dwin: So before Otims hit me up about collaboration, I had listened to his EP and I really liked what I heard. The production was incredible. I felt it’s something I’d also like to explore in my music.
What if the other person wasn’t feeling your sound?
Rhaffy: I didn’t feel like that. Otims already told me Dwin was going to drop by. Otims is a talented guy, and I believe anyone he recommends would be equally talented. The synergy from the onset was positive.
Dwin: Yeah, exactly. Nothing like that. I came through to the studio, Rhaffy played an instrumental, and we started vibing. We got into the song pretty much immediately.
Rhaffy: I remember, after the session, I had to go listen to Dwin’s project, and I was like, “Wow”.
How exactly did you go from working together to becoming friends?
Rhaffy: It was immediate. The first song we worked on turned out to be a big one. So we knew we had to come together to make more music.
Dwin: We’d link up to work on some great ideas we already had, then finish up and start new ones in the studio. This happened week after week, session after session. As we made the music, the friendship bond got stronger.
Rhaffy: Prior to our linkups, we’d talk about what we’d do and stuff like that.
Dwin: I was working a 9-5 that time. So sometimes I’d go to the studio from work on Fridays and go back home on Saturday mornings. We did that throughout 2018 and 2019.
In my songs, I mostly talk about life and the things that affect us. While recording, we’d talk about our lives and the things we want to do. We’re aligned in terms of vision and how big we’re trying to be.
Rhaffy: It’s beyond music now. In fact, music isn’t the top two or three of what connects us right now.
What are the top two?
Rhaffy: Life and money.
Dwin: Yes, because this shit is also a business.
We’re building a community as well; bringing people together from our different circles and sourcing opportunities. We’re grabbing all we can from every side.
Do you do music full-time now?
Dwin: Yeah, that’s our day job. That’s our major.
How’s that going in this Buhari times turned agbado era?
Dwin: It’s not easy. But we’re so sure about the music. Four years ago, the vision wasn’t as clear. Now, we’re just biding time. Soon enough, we hope to be out there.
People come and go, but we believe our music connects with multiple generations on a personal level. We believe it can touch lives, and we know the more people it speaks to, the higher it will go.
Rhaffy: So that’s it. That’s what we’re doing.
Dwin: There’s a plan to do a show in Lagos soon. We’ve been rehearsing for that. There’s also a potential show in Dakar that we’re still trying to talk to the organisers about.
Rhaffy: Yeah, we’re trying to be out there.
Dwin: You’ll see us in shows very soon. If the plans fall through, Rhaffy and I will be making music with a couple of musician-friends of ours in whatever city you might happen to catch us.
Dwin, can you remember a time Rhaffy came through for you?
Dwin: Many times. I don’t think I can pick one. It started very early in the friendship; like when I’d need a quick mix for a song. Even when payment wasn’t ready, he’d do it. Also, it’s the little things that friends do. From seeking advice on certain things to needing a place to crash sometimes.
What about you, Rhaffy?
Rhaffy: Dwin hooks me up with great gigs. If I had other friends that could give me those kinds of gigs, they might ask for 10% or 20%.
Like he said, “It’s the little things that friends do.” If I have to start writing them down, it’s going to cover a whole 60 leaves note.
Do you guys fight at all?
Rhaffy: If we get into fights, it’s because of the music. I won’t even call them fights or disagreements. We just share different opinions sometimes. But we’re always open-minded.
Dwin: If someone wants to try something new, we talk about it and make suggestions. If it still doesn’t work, or you can’t talk about it, no issues.
Who do you think is the most emotional?
Rhaffy: I’m not emotional. I’m always direct.
Dwin: I think I’m more emotional. Rhaffy, though, when he gives compliments, he means it.
Rhaffy: I don’t think we’re emotional people, honestly. We’re only emotional when our songs drop.
Dwin: We just call each other and gush about the music.
Anything you’d like to change about your friendship?
Rhaffy: Nothing. If there’s one thing we both want, it’s to make plenty money.
Dwin: That’s it. There’s nothing to change. We’re aware of our growth. We’ve achieved a lot in the last four years. Imagine what the next few years will look like, especially with the kind of music we’re working on. For example, we just made a record with Ogranya.
Rhaffy: That song is not from this planet, bro. Ogranya is the coolest guy. He was actually cooler than I thought. We played FIFA, I defeated him four or five times. Then after the recording, I was so excited that I allowed him to beat me 10-0. I have to say this because he posted it on his Instagram.
Dwin: Anyway, you’ll hear the song soon. It’s ridiculous.
What’s something you’ve always wanted to tell the other person?
Rhaffy: I always wanted to tell Dwin that he’s the best songwriter in the world. And you need to accept it with your full chest, my brother, because it’s something you shy away from.
Dwin: I need to start saying it randomly.
Rhaffy: You need to officially start saying it, bro. I’m serious. And it’s not just about writing alternative songs. Any genre, you kill it.
Dwin: So here’s the thing about Rhaffy. He has the best ears. Just leave the music to Rhaffy; it doesn’t matter what genre. We did a random spontaneous thing on the rock version of Allez, a song on our new EP, Love Lane. He made the drums sound with his mouth. If you heard it, you wouldn’t know it’s Rhaffy. He has music inside him. I’ve always wanted him to know that. I think the fact that we met is unfair because there’s nothing we set our minds to that we can’t achieve together.
Rhaffy: It’s like having Messi, Suarez and Neymar in one team. We’re like 2014/2015 Barcelona.
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We can never get tired of saying Nigerian artists are the greatest. Alone, they’re killing it. Together? They take us to places our minds could never even fathom.
Which is why when the artists on this list jump on other people’s songs, we’re at the edge of our seats, waiting for where they’ll take us. But other artists be warned, these ones will eat you up on your own songs.
Simi

From Ladipoe to Reminisce to Falz, Simi spares no one, not even Adekunle Gold, the father of her child. She’ll chew you up and spit you out on your own track, and you’ll have no choice but to smile while it’s all happening.
Notable example: We can’t lie. We forgot this song belonged to Boj.
Bnxn fka Buju

Crowned the king of features for a reason, anything Buju touches turns to gold. We don’t know what he puts in these songs. But the second he even coughs on the track, it becomes an instant hit.
Notable example: He opened this song and had us in a chokehold.
Rema

Might be the way he opens his verses, might be the energy with which he delivers them. But if your favourite artist features Rema, just accept that it’s now Rema’s song.
Notable example: There’s a reason his verse on this song is a trending TikTok sound.
Tiwa Savage

The number one African bad gyal, no one comes close. A hitmaker in her own right, it’s only fair she honours your request for a feature by making your song a hit too.
Notable example: Tiwa Savage slid on this one.
Olamide

From sliding on his own songs to claiming ownership over other people’s by simply breathing on the track, Baddo has always been bad.
Notable example: There’s a calmness in how he opened this song that’ll give you chills.
The Cavemen

After they released their 2020 debut album, the brothers were like fuel in every administration since Obasanjo’s. Everyone wanted them on their song, and for good reason too. Have you heard the madness they created?
Notable example: They came in like a thief in the night and SLID.
Tems

After constantly eating on ShowDem Camp features, Tems got on a Wizkid track in 2021, made it hers and birthed the song of the summer. You really couldn’t go harder than that.
Notable example: She delivered vocals and delivered this song out of Wizkid’s hands.
Fave

Fave has hacked catchy verses, and that might just be it. Something about the way she delivers her verses makes it stick like eba to the tip of your fingers.
Notable example: If you say her verse in this doesn’t randomly pop up in your head, then you and Lai Mohammed might be related.
Davido

Hearing “shekpe” on a Davido song feels good, but hearing “shekpe” on another person’s song? You’ll get up with your fist in the air and wait for Davido’s voice to make its appearance with bated breath.
Notable example: Davido left Nigeria and went to Ghana to eat.
Mayorkun

Be honest. When you hear, “This bread no be Agege” on a song, don’t you get a big smile on your face and sit a little straighter because you know Mayorkun is about to come and flog everybody out of their seats?
Notable example: He might be the mayor of Lagos, but he went to Maitama and finished everybody.
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It’s one thing to be a fan of a musician, but being a stan? That’s another thing entirely. Stans are fans who are willing to actually throw hands because of their faves.

Source: Zikoko Memes With stan culture taking over the +234 internet (and real-life) thanks to Wizkid FC, Savage Soldiers, Outsiders, 30 BG and Rebel Gang, we decided to talk to some stans about the most outrageous things they’ve done for their faves.
“My family doesn’t know I have a Wizkid tattoo”
– Kayinsola*, 23
Source: Zikoko Memes I come from a very religious family that doesn’t even allow me or my sisters to have more than one piercing. But during Detty December in 2022, I randomly got a tattoo of Wizkid’s full name, “Ayodeji Balogun”, on my thigh. I don’t wear short skirts or shorts at home, so my parents haven’t seen it yet. I could lie that it’s my boyfriend’s name. At least, maybe they’d think I’m less of a nutjob if the person knows I exist. But they’d also ask to see this boyfriend, and I don’t have one.
I’ve been a Wizkid fan since my first year of secondary school when he dropped Holla At Your Boy. He’s the greatest Nigerian musician of all time. I don’t regret my tattoo, but I wish I’d gotten it after I japa. I know my parents will unalive me if they see it.
“I used ₦1.6m to cover my favourite rapper’s bill in the club”
– Buchi*, 31
Source: Zikoko Memes For someone who isn’t rich, tell me why I cleared the table of one of my favourite musicians in the club. I’m a huge fan of Nigerian rap music from back in the day. I ran into one of my favourite rappers at the club in Enugu one night and was starstruck. He’d come into town to perform at a wedding, so he pulled up with his entourage to chill after. That’s how I told the club owner, my friend, to tell him not to worry, “Bills on me”.
By the time the bill came, omo, I was looking at about ₦1.6m. He came into an Enugu club with Lagos energy. I’ve never paid that type of money for anything. Even for my brother’s wedding, I only contributed ₦1m. Never again.
“I’m only on social media as a stan account”
– David*, 29
Source: Zikoko Memes Tiwa Savage is my favourite musician and the only reason I have social media accounts. I don’t have a social media presence besides the LinkedIn and Facebook accounts I don’t even have access to anymore. But I run a stan account to share Tiwa’s articles, new songs, interviews, etc. Olorun Mi saved my life when I lost my brother, so since then, I’ve been a dedicated Savage Soldier. Everyone has hits, but no one serves vocals like my girl, and for that, I’ll drag anyone who says rubbish on Twitter.
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“Most of my salary goes to K-Pop merch, and I’m okay with it”
– Hassana*, 25
Source: Zikoko Memes There’s a massive K-Pop community here in Nigeria, and I’m very active in it. I discovered K-pop through a co-worker in 2019 and haven’t looked back since. I stream their albums and performances, but the most outrageous thing I do is buy and ship merch, especially from BLACKPINK. Dollar rates rising or not, I’ll always support my girls.
“I lied at work to go look for Burna Boy at Eko Hotel”
– Sheryl*, 30
Source: Zikoko Memes I was obsessed with Burna Boy during my NYSC. I mean, I still love my boo now, but back then, I was actually obsessed. One day in 2014, I saw him post on his Instagram stories, and I recognised the pool in his background as the one at Eko Hotels. I wasn’t even sure if the post was recent, but see, I told my office HR my mother had collapsed and I needed to rush home. I hopped on a bus and ran to Eko Hotel. I just sat in the lobby for the rest of the day, hoping I’d run into him.
I remember watching that Korty video and laughing because it felt like a personal drag.
“I secured my Beyoncé Renaissance tickets before getting my visa”
-Jesse*, 30
Source: Zikoko Memes My plans in life come second to Beyoncé’s plans for me, and that’s on period. As soon as she dropped the Renaissance tickets, I was in a queue to buy mine online for the UK show — since she’s not coming to Nigeria. It wasn’t until I’d paid for my ticket that I realised I hadn’t renewed my visa. I’ve applied and everything, but what if I don’t get it? I’m focusing on positive thoughts for now.
“I stopped talking to a girl because she said Wizkid was overrated”
– Nti*, 28
Source: Zikoko Memes Imagine trying to get to know someone and they diss your favourite artiste? That’s what happened with a girl I was toasting two years ago. We met at a house party in Lagos, and I liked her vibe. Wizkid’s Come Closer came on shuffle as I was driving her for one of our hangouts, and unprovoked, this babe started insulting Wiz.
Granted, that song is somehow, but to call him overrated and a Wande Coal dupe? That was too much, so I ghosted her after that day. I didn’t need that negative energy around me.
ALSO READ: We Ranked the Best Wizkid Songs of the Decade

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Creator Spotlight is a weekly series celebrating young Nigerians in the creative industry doing unique things. Everyone has a story, and Zikoko wants to tell it.
My full name is Alexander Chidiebere Ashimole.
People tried to give me different nicknames at different points in my life, but the only one that stuck was the one I gave myself — Lex Ash. I’m a photographer, but I’m also a musician. I’m relatively good at every artistic thing I’ve tried, so I’m thankful for that gift. I’m deeply spiritual, and I don’t like anything that stresses me out. When I want to relax, I watch comedy. I’m also an amala hater. I’m a gadget person, so if I had all the money in the world, I’d probably just be buying tech gadgets for the sake of it.
Lex, this is not a safe space for amala hate. Also, only rich people like gadgets. Do you have Starlink?
I’ve tried amala, and it’s not worth it. I don’t know why people put themselves through that, but Nigerians voted Buhari twice, so yeah. I’m not rich o. I spent all my money on a new place, and I’ve decided that until further notice, no big purchases. But Starlink might be somewhere in my future. I don’t just spend money like that. I have to plan and think about it.
All I’m hearing is wealth. I’ve added you to my list of rich people
Where did the wealth come from, please? I started by saying I don’t have any money.
I refuse to hear about poverty. A new place in this regime? Work must be great, then
Work isn’t going all that great, so you people should give me work. So if you guys have an opening in Zikoko, please, let me know. I do like money, so any extra source of income is welcome. Photography can be, and I hate this part of it, seasonal. Sometimes, it’s good; other times, you get worried because you don’t know when money will come again. It’s spaced out, so I don’t get a lot of jobs too frequently. So annoying. For example, there are seasons when people get married more frequently. And I think I’m one of the more expensive brands in wedding photography. Some people come to me after some of the photographers they want have been booked, a lot of people also come to me because of my style, so I’m thankful for that.
You make it sound like you’re second choice
That’s usually the case. But a lot of event planners don’t refer me because they probably don’t see a lot of my wedding photography work online. I’m trying to change that. At the same time, if I don’t get photography jobs, where will I see photography pictures? Event planners have roasters of people who cover their weddings. Most times, it’s the couple who reach out to me, and they always love my work. If you know anybody who’s getting married, or ageing up and has money as well, please tell them I’m available.
What’s your price range?
I have a base charge. I have rate cards for weddings.
For portraits, I charge somewhere per outfit, depending on the situation. I also started creating alternative options for people with lesser budgets, we can come up with a custom price or package for you. Studio shoots are cheaper. And charging per hour doesn’t work because we Nigerians have a time problem.
What happens when the person wears a suit, then takes off the jacket? They technically did not change the outfit
You also get a limited amount of images per outfit. So if you’re wearing a jacket and take it off, you didn’t change the outfit, but you’re still limited to three images. I deliver three retouched images per outfit, no matter what you do to your outfits.
How do you charge for weddings?
I charge a day rate with extra charges for whatever service they want to add to it. If you’re going to do a pre-wedding session, an after-party, photo books and frames or if I need extra hands, those cost extra.
Can you give me a rough estimate? What’s the highest you’ve been paid?
₦4.something million for a four-day wedding. The first day was thirty minutes of work. The last day was four hours of work, but the main wedding events lasted two days.
Wow. I didn’t know Nigerians spent money like that
People spend as much as 200 million on weddings. Probably even more.
Does being around all that jazz make you want to settle down?
The weddings themselves don’t necessarily make me feel like that; there’s just the human urge to be coupled. Have you seen how stressful weddings can be? Even me, as the photographer, I know. In fact, let’s take out all the traditional wedding activities. Why do people feel the need to make sure the whole world is at their wedding, and they all have to dress up in certain weaves, aso-ebi and whatnot. I don’t like spending money like that, but if it’s my close friend, I’ll do it.
How did you get into photography? Did you grow up with a camera?
So remember how I said I like gadgets? I had this friend who got a camera in school. In fact, it was a camcorder, and I was just playing around with it during our science and technology week when I was randomly given the assignment to make a photography workshop happen. That was my first-ever experience in the same space with a photographer and people who are interested in photography. This is all the way back in 2011. People would see me with my friend’s camera and say, “Oh, this is nice. Take a picture of me.” And by 2013, I definitely wanted to do it for real.
What kind of pictures did you take at first?
I used to do graphic design. And it was just hard to find pictures of black people to use for designs. That was my first project, manipulating, putting somebody who’s dancing in a place where there’s water flowing, for example. Or changing a person’s face to grass. Something like that, just random things.
Do you remember your first official project?
In 2012, my friend allowed me to borrow his camera, and we were having a trade fair in school. I was just going around taking random pictures when somebody was trying to make a decision about buying asun. So I took a picture of the asun and showed it to them, and they went, I’ll take two packs, please. The fact that the picture I took made them decide to actually buy the asun was very interesting and funny to me. Later in 2013, the pictures I took during some chapel services were used on a billboard. That was pretty cool too.
Did they pay you for that?
I wasn’t even thinking of payment that time. I just made friends with the people in the Corporate Affairs Unit, and they’d let me borrow their cameras once in a while. So it was okay.
Did that asun story prompt you to use photography to tell stories?
Probably, but I think it was everything together. I always just loved the idea of creating images other people can connect with. From my graphic design to photography, or even when I was writing and singing in school. I always wanted people to have an emotional connection to it. But I didn’t know how that would take shape exactly. The asun incident was just one of the things I was doing to pass the time that contributed to the big idea.
What did you study in school actually?
I studied estate management, but that’s not what I want to be hired for. I want to be the chief marketing officer of a tech startup.
How do you go from estate management to marketing officer?
Estate management is about selling and evaluating landed property, and marketing is attached to it. I’ve always been big on brand building since I started doing graphic design. So all my work experience has been related to that. I worked two months in Unilever Nigeria with the internal communications team. I also worked in radio as the chair of content management. I worked in a tech company for two years before I quit in 2017 to try this photography something.
Do you ever regret taking a bet on yourself like that?
No, not at all. I knew it was coming. I just didn’t know when, and after I left, I was broke for a while. But I knew what was possible. This is the sixth year, and I haven’t regretted that decision one bit. I don’t miss the 9-5 life. I can’t deny that consistent income helps you plan your life and gives you something to do on a daily basis. But I don’t think I’d ever want to go back. If anything, I’d do consultancy where I choose my hours. Even now, the only reason I’m looking for a job is because my eyes have tear. I want more money. I love money. I’m trying to burn the candle from two ends. I want to get consistent money while I get photography money in a way that’s maximally efficient.
How did you now get into music?
I was in the choir in Covenant University. Even when I finished youth service, a church paid me to be part of their choir l. I say music was my first love. But I’m the type to double my talents like that parable from the Bible. Everyone needs an alternative source of income. At the very beginning, I had photography, but I didn’t feel like I could stand alone with it. It’s possible for you to love something, but because it’s your source of income, it becomes more stressful and challenging. So you want to find other artistic hobbies as an outlet. So I still love photography, but music started for me because my photography business had come to a point where I could explore another side of myself.
So with music, you want to express yourself, not earn?
No o. I want to earn and express myself, please. Remember what I said about money and liking it? So if it can get me money, of course I’d take it. I’m looking for money. At the end of the day, please, it’s important.
Are you earning from music yet?
Not as much as I’d like. As much as I want to earn from it, I’m also big on doing what I love. I’m creating music, but I don’t have a label, or the financial backing is not as big as it needs to be. That’s also how my photography started, right? I was doing stuff I loved, and eventually, people came around to it. Now, people pay me a lot of money for it. Before you can make a lot of money off streaming, you need to get a million streams or something. I haven’t gotten to that point yet.
But does photography open doors for you?
Yes, my photography has helped me meet some really interesting people. I’ve met Mark Zuckerberg. I’ve been able to change people’s lives. I’m thankful because I’ve mentored people who now live on their photography. I’ve been talked about in places I’ve never been because of my photography. You know, the bible says a man’s gift maketh way for him and puts him before great men. That’s my testimony.
Hallelujah. Do you feel like you’re at the peak of your career?
I don’t think I’m anywhere close to up there. I think I’m, if anything, a tiny local champion — even “champion” is a strong word. I hope to be a global phenomenon, not just in photography, in everything. Photography, as much as I love it, is still a stepping stone to my bigger goals.
What are these goals? What does going global look like?
I want somebody somewhere in Bangladesh to think, “I can be a great photographer” because this random guy from Nigeria did it. I want people I probably will never meet to connect with my work on a personal level.
I want to establish a University of the Arts in Nigeria. I don’t know how it’ll happen or how I’ll get there, but there are so many incredibly gifted people in this country who never get the opportunities they need to showcase their gifts. I hate how they may never get the chance to pursue their passion. The Grammys are big because there’s an academy of scholars who’ve studied music and the arts to the point where they’ve come together to create a conglomerate that celebrates them. The reason why we don’t have that in Nigeria is because the art world is still growing here. But also, people don’t think it’s a viable, life choice to become an artist. There are no schools people respect, like universities where you can study the arts.
Are you doing anything to make these dreams happen yet?
Everything I’ve done up to this point has led me here, and it’ll lead me there, if that makes sense. I don’t have a school currently, but one thing I’m trying to do in 2023 is create a mentorship program. I won’t restrict it to photographers, but they’ll be the main focus. And hopefully, this coming election will be the starting point of a new era, and we get to the point where our passports can do better, so creatives can stay or go and come as they please.
Here’s my final question: Why do you tell such bad dad jokes on Twitter?
I take offence to that. What do you mean my dad jokes are bad? First of all, I’m not a dad; it’s just a joke. Secondly, for you to call it a joke, that means it’s funny. I feel like it takes a refined mind to appreciate a good joke; bad is not a word I’d use for art. So the fact that you did not snicker at my snickers makes me doubt the bounty of your ability to imagine.

You should stick to photography
Who do you know that’s a better jokes person than I am?
Honestly, if you ever do stand up? I’ll be throwing tomatoes and that shit’s expensive
I’ll be getting vegetables, and that means I’ll be getting a balanced diet. So I don’t mind it. I’d still keep on my stand-up career.
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Hi, I’m Layzee Ella.

I’m a musician. I’m also an overthinker, constantly analysing things and forming smart or deep. I used to like reading a lot, but that’s changed because I can’t focus on anything for more than five seconds. I must have undiagnosed ADHD. I blame TikTok for reducing my attention span, but will I stop using the app? No.
Will you ever get a proper diagnosis?
I hate going to the hospital and taking drugs, so I won’t get one. I like to give my immune system a chance to fight since that’s what it’s there for. My friend has been trying to get me to get checked for a while now, but I’m just waiting it out and eating vegetables. I don’t want meds to ruin my life. That’s what I do, run away from hospitals and make music. I was in medical lab science. Then I got bored in my finals and had a panic attack, so I quit.
Wait, rewind. How? What did you tell your parents?
They didn’t bring me up. Of course, I lived in their house, but they didn’t have any time for me. I was the last, and I think they were tired of raising kids. They never really made any decision for me.
I created rules and laws for my life. And I always paid the price on my own. One time, I got into big trouble with the police, and I called my dad. He was like, “I didn’t send you there”. It’s messed up sometimes, but I live through it. When you know nobody will be there for you when you fall, you’ll be more careful with your decisions.

I guess their opinion wasn’t necessary when you went into music either?
Nope. It was just me and my best friend, Teddy. He learnt how to produce music and we made my first song together just like that. I was 14 at the time. We later got into uni together at 16. I was in medical lab science, and he was in medicine. We made covers, saved up for studio equipment, rented a room and created a studio in school.
How does a 16-year-old save up for studio equipment?
I had to start making money fast because my pocket money was ₦5k a month. If not, there was only death by starvation at the end of the light. I’ve always been smart and calculative. My dad made sure I understood math, which helped me with money. I also used to do side jobs, like getting paid by real estate agents to broadcast their hostels around school, and I was very popular in school.
What made you popular?
I was popular for being an idiot. Many people liked talking to me because I never took anything too serious. I never had enemies, and I was small and fine, so there was no reason to hate me. I was already loved before I dropped my first cover, so my second cover went viral. It was a cover of Burna Boy’s On the Low in 2018.

When did you start making your own music, and how was it received?
My first song was Sober. I dropped it in January 2020. Back then, I didn’t even have money for the promo, but it did really well. I’d been rapping on my IG for a while, so nobody knew I could sing when I dropped it. People were shocked by my voice. I got a lot of love and support.

How did you come up with your name?
It was a nickname from secondary school. We had five Ellas in my class. There was tomboy Ella, tall Ella, short Ella, and I was the one who created a space in the roof to hide and avoid work. But I wasn’t lazy. I just didn’t like physical work.

How did you get signed?
I got picked by Kimani, the CEO of my company, and it just happened. She was obsessed with my song, Body On Me. Before we started any business talk or whatever, she really just wanted to tell me how much she loved my music. It felt so good.
When I made it, I didn’t like it that much. It was the last song I made on When the Lights Go Off. I made it without a beat, inspired by Burna Boy. Then I gave it to Teddy, and his beat made it so sick. It worked well because Teddy and I are usually in the same headspace. But now, he’s focused on finishing school.

Which of your songs do you actually like?
Deep Into You from my last project, Chemical and Put It On Me. I prefer my music when I’m going extra hard. So if it sounds like anything I might’ve heard before, I don’t feel special listening to it.
Does the company make you create certain types of songs?
Because of the way I was brought up, I don’t handle being controlled well. So it helps that my CEO and I trust each other’s work. We’re always sharing ideas, and we take each other seriously. But sometimes, when they play a beat, you never really know what you’re creating until it’s done and you listen to it again.

I’m still amused a 14-year-old woke up one day and said, “Yeah, let’s do music”. At 14, I was sleeping during night prep
I was in the choir as a child. I’d been into music since I was four or five. My brother would make me try to hit some notes and sing Beyonce’s songs. That boy was 13 to my five, but if I sang the wrong note, he’d slap me. So I picked up rapping instead because I knew he couldn’t rap.
Who were your rap influences?
There was DeJ Loaf, Eminem, Baby Keem and Young Thug. I loved Young Thug. His flows are fire. He’s funny, and I imagine him on Afrobeats sometimes. Outside rap, there’s Koffee, Harry Styles recently and Post Malone.
How about Nigerians? Anyone you want to work with?
Fireboy. We’ve collaborated before, and that was one of my favourite sessions ever. I want a song with Rema. I’m curious how we would sound, but it’s not really my priority to work with anyone. I don’t give a fuck about anything but the listeners and numbers because, obviously, that’s how you know people care about your craft.
It must feel good to have people support your music
Of course I does. I created something, so I like knowing it touched people. I don’t even care if I get awarded for it. I love it when I get texts from my listeners telling me they love my music or they’re thinking of me. I know how I feel when I listen to an artist I love; it’s almost like I’m connected to the artist. So for somebody to fall in love with whatever I created in the past; it always feels so fucking good.

What’s your creative process?
It changes all the time. I’ve been going through this creative block for the past three months. It’s gone now, and I know I’ve become a new person, but I’m still too lazy to record.
I wrote my first song, Sober, without a beat. I was in love then, so the person was giving me rhythm. For the second one, I locked myself up for about a month or two, creating with Teddy. I heard the inspiration for the beat of Chemical by mistake and wrote it in 20 minutes. It was like God gave it to me.

God? Chemical that sounds like sexual tension itself? What were you going through?
That’s crazy because I was in my third month of celibacy when I wrote Chemical. I wanted to put all my pent-up sexual passion in a song. I’m a very sexual person, so if I’m not having sex, the sexual energy has to go somewhere else. If you listen to Put It On Me, you’d hear the sexual tension too.

Interesting. Has anyone ever told you they added Chemical to their sex playlist?
I see titles like “Spread them Cheeks”, “Mine” and “Contraband” on my Spotify for Artists. Just looking through now, I can see its on about 44 playlist on Spotify alone. It’s funny because we were trying to push Hypnotise, but Chemical just sold on its own. My friend, Steph, kept hyping it then people started making videos, and that gave me the ginger to promote it.

Are you currently making money from music?
Well, I’m signed, so I get paid for every project I drop. It’s in thousands of dollars, that’s all I can say.
But what’s the least you’ve made since you started?
I only made about $300 – 400 from Sober. You get paid a certain amount per stream, and Sober did about 100k streams.
How about performing? Do you make any money from it?
I almost never perform. I’ve performed on stage thrice. I don’t really rate it because they’ve not started paying me big money for it yet.
What’s your favourite song to perform?
Right now, Chemical, but before, it was Somebody. They both have a bounce that keeps your waist moving.

Has anyone ever thrown something at you while you were performing?
Jesus, no. I would just cry.
I mean things like their shirts
No, not yet. But I’m performing at Blaqbonez’s show today, so let’s see if someone throws their bra at me when I perform Chemical.
Do you think you’re at the peak of your career?
At all. Sometimes, when you create and don’t get the energy you want, it kills your ginger. But there’s more to come. I’m already thinking of my follow up so people know I’m not a one-hit wonder. It’s all about the rollout. I’m creating content around this song while working on the next because the next song is done already. It’s a different vibe but still as sexy as Chemical. I almost never make the same type of song twice except one is an upgraded version of the other.
And your plan for the coming years?
I don’t know. I’ll let God and the world decide because you can make plans but you can never tell what the results would be. There are plans for some features and joint projects with big producers, but the results of those are all in the hands of God.

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No one gives us as much drama as Nigerian artistes and university lecturers. But what would it be like if they switched places and your favourite artists became university lecturers?
Wizkid
TThe dean of the faculty. You only get to see him him once in a while, and when you do, he won’t stop raving about how he taught your favourite lecturers when they were in school.
Image credit: Premium Times Burna Boy
If you’re an olodo, just avoid his class. If you must attend, you better not sit in front. Just make sure you study the course months in advance first. Because if he calls on you and you can’t answer, he’ll return your school fees and send you away.
Image credit: PM News Teni
The former student activist who got tired of shouting “Solidarity forever!” all the time. Now, she just wants to collect her salary and be left alone.
Image credit: Vogue Asake
You’re not actually sure if he’s a lecturer or a student disguising because he gets along with everybody, and his classes are always full. He’ll probably charge you money to attend sha. Nothing concerns him with your school fees.
Image credit: The Guardian Tiwa Savage
You can tell she’s not living on her lecturer salary because she’s so unbothered. In fact, she’ll probably just be waiting for the next strike to happen so she can go on another vacation.
Image credit: Glamour South Africa Simi
She’s simply everyone’s sweetheart, lecturers and students alike. Her only problem is that we don’t get to see enough of her.
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He gives off student union president vibes. The kind you can rely on to show up when students need to fight the school authorities.
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He’s the oversabi professor who’ll ask you what he didn’t teach you in an exam.
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He won a huge award decades ago and still scores points for it even though nobody attends his class anymore.
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QUIZ: Which Nigerian Artist Is Your Alter Ego?
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Creator Spotlight is a weekly series celebrating young Nigerians in the creative industry doing unique things. Everyone has a story, and Zikoko wants to tell it.
Hi! I’m Sigil. I use they/them pronouns, and I’m a Virgo. I host rock music meetups for Nigerians who love the movement to break down oppressive systems. I’m pretty much interested in everything creative. I make digital art. I draw, paint and crochet. I basically don’t know where to quit.

Rock music meetups sound interesting, but what made you fall in love with rock in this way?
Growing up, my brother had Greenday’s American Idiot and Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance on CD. I burnt them on my laptop and listened to them all the time. Eventually, I started collecting rock CDs. I’d go on YouTube and different podcasts for recommendations. If a band was interviewed and spoke about another band, I’d go listen.
How did you go from coming up with the idea of a meetup to actually hosting it?
I’ve had the idea to start a queer rock scene in Nigeria for a while. And I knew hFACTOR was a good space for an event, since their venue was now smaller. I thought the appropriate type of event for that space was a listening party because it seemed easiest to put together.
How did the planning go?
I reached out to hFACTOR about two months ago. From then, I played out what I wanted to do in my mind, but it was a mad scramble within the last week of the event to actually make the calls that put everything together
What did you have to do to execute it?
I did a lot of research into music created by black people, queer people and women, and edited the playlist in a semi-chronological, semi-narrative fashion with some old Nollywood clips for humour sprinkled throughout. I knew I could use the speaker and projector in the space so people could discover the artists and music.
How did you get people to attend?
I pretty much just posted on mine and hFACTOR’s Instagram page.
How old were you when you decided “rock music is my life now”?
I don’t know if it was a conscious decision, but those two albums I mentioned had a big influence on me and pushed me to find more albums. I was 13 back then. It’s why I decided, earlier in the year [2022], to create a space for people who like rock music to meet. More communities have been formed, but I thought to create one for queer people since those spaces aren’t always the safest. I wanted to be in a space with people who were disenfranchised but also politically engaged, could talk about, make and enjoy rock music together.
Songs played at the event
How did it turn out?
I thought it was really fun. I learnt a lot about dos and don’ts. Holding a physical meeting for the first time is always rough, so it was entirely expected. The people who showed up made it worthwhile, and I want this to become a small ecosystem of like minds. Everyone was open and interested in the music.
The enthusiasm to gather in great company was everything. It’ll be a regular thing. This first time, I did it because I had a bit of extra money, but going forward, I’d have to figure out the finances to make it work. Maybe I’d expand to selling some art and building a community of people who make art and grow together — a creative renaissance, in a way.
You make that sound so good. Do you make music too?
Right now, I’m just writing songs and figuring out how to record. I write alternative rock and pop; overt, sarcastic songs that make fun of things. Part of the reason I wanted to host the event was to mingle with people who make music. I didn’t get to do that, but I’m not too worried about it.
That sounds like fun. What song, in particular, should we look out for when it’s released?
I have a song without much of a title, but let’s call it “Moon Cycle”. It’s a bit controversial, and I have an insane video planned. I’m pretty excited for it to be released. I can’t wait to share it alongside the album.
Who would you recommend if you had to introduce someone to rock, and they aren’t into hearing white people sing?
Cicada and The Thermometers. They show up in an afro rock and psychedelic compilation of songs called “The World Ends”, made in Nigeria in the 70’s. Clay has one song that’s pop rock mixed with afrobeat, in terms of modern-day Nigerian artists. But hopefully, people will pay to go to her shows so she can produce more. If someone was into r&b, I’d recommend more fine rock music like Betty Davis, who influenced rap music. There’s also Meet Me At The Altar, a new pop punk band fuelled by ramen.
Who are your musical influences?
Fall Out Boy, The Runaways and My Chemical Romance. I like Max Martin, who’s one of the greatest producers of all time. He made almost every hit of the ’90s and early 2000s. I like Fun and Paramore too.
There’s an ongoing theme of you liking bands. Ever been in one?
No, but I want to. I think it’ll be so fun to work with other people. If anyone is queer, genderqueer or a good ally, I want to be in a band with you. I don’t play an instrument, but I sing and write. I’ve been writing since I was a teenager and I’m 27 now.
What would you name your band?
I like the name “AJE”. It’s Yoruba for “witch”.
Does rock influence your style, or something else?
I was really into emo and scene fashion in secondary school. And I was influenced by how people dressed on Myspace; I only wear dark colours.
Myspace? I just know you used to blog on Tumblr
LOL. Yes, obviously.
I knew it! What was your blog about, and do you still use it?
Oh no. I stopped blogging there in 2017. I wasn’t even talking about music back then. I was just into fandoms of movies and TV shows I liked.
What fandom were you in?
Don’t judge me for my past mistakes, but I was in the supernatural fandom. I liked Sherlock and Doctor Who. I watched eight seasons of Supernatural, since everyone else was watching it, and was like, “Why the fuck am I watching this?” So I stopped. I kept waiting for something to happen, and it just didn’t. Nothing ever happened.
It took you eight seasons? You’re patient. What do you do when you’re not writing songs or organising events?
I make beads and visual art to sell. I’m always trying new things out of beads and the planning takes a while. I also collect rocks and forage for them in my grandma’s garden. I’ve found 30 rocks so far. I’m an outdoor person, but I don’t push my limits. Which is why I just forage at my grandma’s.
What do you think Nigerian creators could do in the rock/alternative scene?
I think everyone is doing what they want to do creatively, and I admire that. I’ll say, though, that there’s a space that needs to be filled with rebellious and irreverent things, not just the status quo. Rock’s subject matter is taking down the system, and I like that there’s room for pop punk which I love. We need more songs that question the way things are.
What do you plan to do differently?
Lyrically, I want to represent something that hasn’t been represented before, a narrative that’s unusual but breaks norms. I want visuals that might be upsetting to some but necessary to allow the next generation to understand that there’s no limit to how they can express themselves.
I’ve always been influenced by pop surrealism so I want to make art that inspires people to stand out. In terms of visuals, I make things that you could find both on Tumblr and adult swim. Think colorful, campy sci-fi soundtracked by multiple genres of rock music.
What do you want the next couple of years to look like?
I’d like to have a balance between the music I’m making and my visual art. I’d like to not only lift myself up with my music but have an ecosystem of people who are interested in the same thing — to create a movement to break the system, that lasts throughout the ages.

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Hi, I’m Loliaba, a singer, songwriter and siren. I’m also an astrologer, tarot reader and all-round metaphysical mami. I’m emotionally intelligent, but I am drawn to chaos. I love sweet and spicy foods; think suya with bread and jam. Most people don’t know, but I’m an introvert with an outside personality. It’s so bad I had a friend replace the heart emoji he used to store my name with a ghost emoji. I’m Loliaba, the ghost.
I love your name. What does it mean?
My name, is Ijaw, and it means “star”. I think it’s a very befitting name with everything I am.
Your parents are the best in manifestation. What’s your relationship with them like?
I grew up in Port-Harcourt with my German-Nigerian dad and Nigerian mum, who were a bit psycho. None of them were adulting adults. We’re all very playful, affectionate and emotional, and this has led me through adulthood. My dad is late, but my mum and I have a great relationship, even with all my non-conforming spirituality. I’m grateful for that.
How easy was it for you to accept your spirituality?
I realised there was more out there because not everyone in my family is Christian. Dad’s dad was a traditional ruler, but he and his wife were Scientologists. My introduction to astrology happened after I read a cousin’s slum book in 2009; I was ten and intrigued. Officially, it took off when I fell in love with a Libra man, knowing I was Pisces and kept looking at our zodiac compatibilities and birth charts. Libras like to pretend they are fair, but they don’t know how to separate their personal opinion of fairness from what fairness is. I’m thankful I found myself while looking to validate my feelings for this person even though everything was saying no. After my grandma died, I’d written my EP, Retrograde, but my relationship with him made me revisit it.

As a Libra, I take offence, but also, we suck. Did that relationship influence your EP?
The songs in Retrograde are about processing love, the loss of my dad and grandma, my mental health, and my relationship with him. But there are songs about dealing with grief after my grandmother died. My favourite has to be Troubled Waters; I sang and listened to it a lot after my experience with him, but consistent listening made me realise there were bits of me in the problem too, which is where “retrograde” comes from. You’ve moved forward, but the universe says, “wait, take a step back”. I’ve written music scatteredly before, but Retrograde is my first work in the world.
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How much of your music is influenced by your spirituality
I feel like my astrology career feeds into my music. I mean, I titled my first EP Retrograde. Retrogrades, where astrology is concerned, is a time to reflect and feel because things you don’t want to deal with are eager for attention. I wrote those songs between 2018 and 2020 while going through my personal retrograde. I think of every song as a planet in my solar system going through its own retrograde. There are discussions about love, loss, embracing and triumphing over your inner darkness. My music and spirituality both help me make sense of human experiences, which I think are blinding lights of happiness and an abyss.
I thought retrogrades were bad, but you make it seem beautiful, like an unfolding of self.
That’s my speciality, explaining astrology. We’re not close if I haven’t told you to call your mum and ask for your birth time, so I can explain your chart. With life, you want to keep moving forward all the time, but retrogrades stop you whether you notice it or not. That’s something we constantly fail to do, stop. Let’s stop moving. It’s okay to sit and reflect and take stock of what’s happened in the past. It doesn’t mean getting stuck in the past; it’s just a means to move on.
What do you do when you’re not making music or helping people discover their problems via astrology?
I studied English, but I’m a content analyst for ART X Collective, the creators of ART X Lagos, where I get to meet revolutionary people. I mean, contributing to African and African diaspora culture in a way that presents us, not as a dark continent but as thriving and evolving is just incredible. I enjoy it.
I think people who study English always do exciting things with their lives
Yeah, it’s an exciting course, and I enjoyed studying it. I can’t help you with syntax, but language and literature? I’m your girl. I read a lot; I think books have galaxies in themselves and reality is very sus.
How easy is it to switch from your superhero job to your day job?
It’s not so difficult because my work environment is very inclusive. I’ve had tarot and birth chart readings for colleagues and patrons during my break at work. I’ve never felt the need to separate one from the other.
How did you get into tarot reading?
I don’t know if you can call yourself a self-taught tarot reader, but I didn’t take classes. I did get into it because of the same man. Bless him for the 180° spiritual awakenings. He was the valley of the shadow of death I had to walk through to get there. I also watched YouTube videos like a crazy person, and so far, I’ve done readings for over 50 people. I charge about ₦5k for a reading just cause Nigeria’s tarot audience is still growing. I also have a spiritual botanica where I sell candles and crystals and do house cleansings.

Do people make weird comments about what you do?
Every time. And it’s normal when you work in my type of space. I’ve come in contact with people who think I’m crazy. I’ve even been called the “village witchy lady”. But for most people, they see the usefulness once they can get past the initial disdain. Granted, they might not become astrology enthusiasts, but they become more respectful of what astrology is.
How fulfilled are you in your astrology, music, tarot and work?
I feel blessed and fulfilled with my current reality. I think of my music as healing. It’s me putting forward the darkest, most uncomfortable parts of my humanity. It helps me feel less alone, and that’s the basis of my spirituality. It’s a connection to self and a link to the divine. I lean in on my spirituality to uplift myself and vice versa with my music. I hope in years to come, my music reaches more people in need of support, connection and community.
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My name is Dwin, The Stoic. I’m a singer, songwriter and performer, which is interesting because I wanted to be a Catholic priest for the longest time. Some fun facts about me are that I collect coins and I’m a cancer. Apparently, that’s why my emotions influence my sad songs. (laughs in millennial)
Coins? How is that fun?
Okay, it’s not like I don’t have other hobbies. But it’s something I like. It’s my thing. That’s a fun thing about me.

Dwin, that’s 40+ hobby, but let’s talk about that priest thing you mentioned
Like every other boy that grew up Catholic, I wanted to be a priest. I convinced myself it was my calling until I turned 15. The year I discovered women.
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So, from potential priest to musician that sings about heartbreak? How did we get here?
I’ve always been singing, but it was something I did with friends. It started in secondary school with a record label my friends and I started, but that didn’t last long. I’ve also made music with my friend 3rty. We’ve been friends since high school, and we went to Covenant university together. Besides that, I’m also in a band with a friend. It just makes sense to work with close people you know are talented. Officially, I put up my first album in 2017, and I haven’t looked back since.
So your name wasn’t always Dwin the Stoic?
Nope. in secondary school, it was Ozone and then Nu Maestro. The Stoic just started as my Twitter handle. I picked it up from a song by Mumford and Sons, they are an enormous influence on me. And Dwin is a shortened version of my name, Edwin. I’m not stoic, but I sing about sad shit and emotions, which is the opposite, but I like the name. Plus, a musician named Dwin exists, so it stuck.
Speaking of you singing sad shit, who was that person that got away? Are you doing okay?
I can see how they feel that way. I’ve listened to my songs. It’s not like I’m getting heartbroken left and right out here. I’m just a talented songwriter, and it’s because I am an excellent writer as well. So, all my sad short stories and poems became songs. Sometimes, it’s direct heartbreak. One person inspired Heavy Heart after all, but sometimes it could be three heartbreaks that my brain would turn to one song.
So you combine the heartbreak into one song, so none of them feels special? I love it.
Sometimes it’s one person wicked enough to give you heartbreak to sing about, but sometimes it’s just inspired conversations with people. In my next album, there is a song called Mad It’s probably my saddest song.
As sad as my music can be,I think that’s why people are drawn to it. When you listen to me, you can feel all those feelings you can’t explain with words because I’ve done it for you.
It’s your confidence for me. I love to see it.
Well, I’m at a place where this music thing has gotten effortless for me. For instance, I’ve made songs on the spot at some of my shows. At first, it was nerve-racking. I never knew what would come out of my mouth, but it always ended up good. At my last show, I did a freestyle where people gave me the words like, “Happy” “Broken”, and “Alcohol”, and I came up with a freestyle that was so nice the producer asked to produce it, and now it’s the final song on my album.
On a scale of 1-10, how fulfilled do you feel doing what you do?
I’m about to sound braggy, but quite good at this music thing. My album and the next two EPs are ready. I want people to hear this because of how much range they showed, so I would say that I am pretty fulfilled in music-making. I enjoy it and can do it in my sleep. If I don’t write another piece of music for the next three years, I’ll be fine.
I’m looking forward to writing music for other people. I loved writing for Adekunle Gold. Hopefully, I will get to work with some fantastic people this year.

Are there some specific people you’d love to work with?
I want to work with Asa. We would have the best of times because her vibe is excellent. I think I would write killer songs for Sam Smith. I have a piece ready for the Cavemen. We haven’t spoken yet; I just have plans to work with them. Hopefully, I’ll release stuff with other people. Long term, I want to work with Labrinth. He has a solo career outside his group, LSD, and I have Ignis brothers. So, we are very similar.

If you’re done recording, can I send a voice note you’ll use in one of your songs so I can say I’ve made it?
You know what, just freestyle. If you can think of something cool, send it to me. And I might even make a song around it.
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Have you ever listened to a song with two different artists on it and gone, “Yes! We need more of that”? For us, it’s a yes. We’ve listened to the artists on this list and wanted more: features, singles, a joint album, or anything that can quench our thirst. Here are a few Nigerian music collaborations that left us wanting more.
Wande Coal and Melvitto
Melvitto and Wande did the Lord’s work when recording Gentility. They whet our appetite with that song and now we want more!
Burna Boy and Wizkid
Are we asking for too much if we beg the Nigerian G.O.A.Ts to give us a joint album? Probably yes, but we’re going to ask anyway. Burna and Wizkid already gave us Ginger and B. d’Or, which proves they work well together.
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Amaarae and Tay Iwar
The fact that Amaarae and Tay Iwar don’t have music together is upsetting us and our homegirls because their voices sound like what great sex feels like. The people need baby-making music, and we know they’re the best duo to deliver.
Asa and The Cavemen.
Asa and The Cavemen teased us with snippets of the times they spent together, and it’s obvious they cooked up a storm because look at the musical masterpiece that is Good Times. We need more from them. Asa and The Cavemen, please, get to work.
Tiwa Savage and Davido
If you’ve listened to Park Well but you disagree with this, we want you to know that you’re a hater. Tiwa and Davido have given us Park Well and Tanana, and we need them to give us some more music together.
LeriQ and Burna Boy
There’s no one LeriQ can’t create madness with, but there’s only one person LeriQ can recreate Comment Tu T’appelle and Turn Up with. We’re willing to take our sacrifices to a T-junction to make this happen.
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We have scrambled the names of some Nigerian musicians. If you’re not a millennial, it’ll probably be hard for you to unscramble them before time runs out.
Questions
This is a question
Masked man
This is too easy
He went from Mushin to Mohits
He’s 10 over 10
Warri babe that like afros
Always sang with Lagbaja
One of the Plantashun Boiz
He’s a big boy
Igbo rapper
He was obsessed with some Lade babe
Do you really need a clue for this?
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Have you ever wondered what a relationship with a musician is like? Well, these seven Nigerians share what it is like dating musicians.
Anna
We met in SS3 and someone told me he liked me. The girls I hung out with told me he was a musician and a cringy one at that, but I don’t know why I thought I could overlook it. I couldn’t. First of all, the songs were ass. He also used to rap with a weird accent. There was a time he sent me a song he was working on and I had to ask my friend how to respond to bad songs, but it was so shit I didn’t even have any okay words to say. It was just bad. My friends from school used to laugh at his music. Please, don’t date SoundCloud rappers! Especially the ones with razz names.
Princess
Every day, he used to tell me “I’m working on beats”. He even went awol on me because he went to the studio for 2 days. He had a wig he used for his music persona and my best friends would see the posts on Instagram and ask me what the fuck he was doing. The disgrace. It’s even worse when I remember he broke up with me because he was too busy making beats. How are you making so many beats and you still don’t have money for rent? because of him, I stopped saying could never be me because it really was me. I was dating a Yoruba man in the alte scene who smokes weed, questions the universe, and is also a music producer. It was surely going to end in tears.
Sandra
They only listen to their music or unreleased music. You can’t just listen to like Burna boy or Rema. It always some people you don’t know. The rappers are the worst. The sex is always top tier, but they have all the sweet lines because they’ve been studying wordplay since secondary school. One told me he wants to touch me emotionally. What he meant was that he wanted to break my heart and mine my emotions for his music. He had a girlfriend and was cheating with me, making me the side chick. When I found out, blocked him. Believe whatever musicians tell you at your own risk. It’s just sweet nothings and lyrics.
Hadiza
We met when we were both in 100 level. He was nice and only wanted to meet at night to makeout. He couldn’t sing, but luckily his mouth was great at other things. His singing was horrible, but I still downloaded SoundCloud because of him. He had these quirks like not drinking cold water because of his voice. I always lied that his music wasn’t rubbish because I didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
Tobi
He was a musician and a poet and was so good to me. He had such a way with words that made me swoon. When we were still together, he would write music and poetry about me and also serenade me. The best part is that he’s actually a good singer.
Lillian
It’s very intense. I’ve been with artists and it’s not similar. Musicians also always think they have a superior taste in music. It’s almost like they hold a meeting where they’re like; don’t listen to mainstream people, don’t like normal music etc. Then, there’s an artist they want their vibe to be like and is their inspiration when they start out but don’t ever tell them that they sound like that person. It’s very confusing. I think the most underrated people in music production are the partners of musicians.
You develop keen ears whether you want to or not because you’re the one who listens to music they don’t want to send to the guys because it doesn’t feel right yet. You’ll probably have heard the song 50 times before it drops, but you should have the same excitement like it’s your first time hearing it. It’s kinda awkward if your music person doesn’t make music in the genre you like.
You also have to prepare yourself mentally to be their support system while they’re making music, especially upcoming artists. It can be torturous especially if you’re in a not so good place yourself. They have mood swings, get really depressed, will disappear for hours, and might even throw away the song or hate it after you guys have perfected it. It’s alternating between being supportive and being stern. You also have to tell them the truth without hurting their feelings.
The worst one is the inherited beef. Music guys have these occasional fallouts with one another and then out of nowhere, they’re making music together again. You are just left there confused.Janet
He was a somewhat popular musician, so being with him meant invitations to a lot of parties. It was a lifestyle I wish I never was introduced to because it is somewhat intoxicating. Every single time he performed, he made sure I got to come along too. There was a lot of drugs and alcohol involved and I did not really mind. He treated me like a princess and was super sweet and vulnerable with me. It’s just that there came a time I wanted us to slow down. There might come a time you might ask a musician to choose you over their music. It won’t happen. You should understand.
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We used illustrations to describe 13 Nigerian artists. Let’s see how many you can identify:
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Yesterday, we tested Gen Z’ers with this quiz. Today, we’re testing millennials.
Make it to the end of this quiz to prove you’re a true Nigerian millennial.
If you fail a question, the entire quiz ends.
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Forget about your age. If you can make it to the end of this quiz, you’re definitely Gen Z.
If you fail a question, the entire quiz ends.
N.B: This quiz was inspired by this Twitter thread.
Go on:
Who is this?
QUIZ: Only Nigerian Millennials Can Identify 7/13 One-Hit Wonders

Millennials, come forward. Take this quiz.
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Two of the greatest things from my teenage years are watching a shit tonne of anime like One Piece, Bleach, Naruto. And listening to an unhealthy amount of Nigerian music. Not the cool ones. I am talking about “I am hotter than fire“, Hapuya like that and to cap it off, the legendary Pasa Pasa by MP. Songs like that.
Intermission: This in no way reflects the true parenting skills of my Nigerian parents who tried their absolute best. I just could not resist that Nigerian sound.
As an adult, these two things still remain dear to me and that’s why I made this list imagining Nigerian musicians as characters from one my best Animes of all time; Naruto.
Let’s start:
1) Falz as Killer Bee.
The basis for this one is that they are both eccentric rappers.

2) Burna boy is definitely Gaara.
Powerful men who can be unpredictable. At least, Old Gaara.

3) Tiwa Savage is Tsunade.
You don’t mess with the boss. Periodt.

4) Starring: Davido as Rock Lee.
“Hard work does not kill, what kills is laziness.” – My English teacher.

5) Asa is Neji. Neji is Asa.
Quiet genius. If you know, you know.

6) Wizkid is definitely Sasuke.
Young prodigies who don’t really send anybody.

7) I can’t stress this enough, Wande Coal is Shikamaru.
Lazy but talented bastards who cannot come and kill themselves.

8) Simi is Konan.
Peaceful, easy-going. If you don’t want trouble, just don’t come for family or loved ones.

9) Jiraiya as Don Jazzy.
Older and mostly cool adult who gives you valuable advice and life hacks. Also buys you food.

10) Rema as Konohamaru.
New generation bad ass. 🙌









































































