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  • QUIZ: Who Has Your Mumu Button?

    QUIZ: Who Has Your Mumu Button?

    We’ve given you tips on hiding your mumu button, now we’re going to guess who has it.


    Relationships can be hard, and sometimes you just need someone to give you a bit of advice.

    Ask Ozzy is our new advice column where you send Zikoko the relationship questions that have been bugging you, and Ozzy Etomi gives you the best relationship advice.

    The column is part of our brand new category, Ships, that tackles all kinds of relationships, not just the romantic ones.

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  • 5 Places To Hide Your Mumu Button

    5 Places To Hide Your Mumu Button

    You are planning on entering another talking stage or you want to permanently remain in the streets? Well, here are five places you can hide your mumu button so they can never trap you in a relationship.

    1) Google meets comment section

    This disappears immediately after the video is over. The next time you are having a meeting just type “Sorry, just need to drop my mumu button”. Solid plan 10/10.

    2) In the bank

    If you drop your mumu button in the bank, consider it gone for life. Every single time you want to try to retrieve it, the sight of the long queue is enough to make you go back to your house. It will also make you think twice. The person you want to retrieve the it for, are they worth standing under hot sun for?

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    3) At the bottom of your lip balm

    How many people ever use lip balm till it gets finished? Just hide your button there and be glad knowing it will never get discovered.

    4) Satan

    One day in your room, just summon Satan and ask him to hold your mumu button. Tell him that if you ever want to collect the button back, you will perform a human sacrifice. Now, you will belong to the streets forever.

    5) With someone else

    I know this might seem ridiculous, but what is the worst thing that could happen if you choose to keep it with someone else? Just make them promise never to press it.

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  • QUIZ: What Is Your Mumu Button?

    QUIZ: What Is Your Mumu Button?

    They say everyone has a mumu button. If you answer the questions in this quiz, we can guess yours.

  • 6 Signs Someone Has Your Mumu Button

    6 Signs Someone Has Your Mumu Button

    Mumu button is the technical Nigerian term for the keys to your heart and the code to your head. Sometimes you give it to people on your own, other times you give it to them without knowing you did. This list is here to clear up any doubt you may have about whether or not your mumu button is still in your possession.

    1. You think about them a lot.

    Totally unprovoked, you just stop yourself mid-chore and realize that you paused to laugh at a joke you both shared. Or something reminded you of them and that thought triggered another thought about them. And while at it, you have a silly smile plastered on your face.

    2. You talk about them a lot.

    Correction, you bore people with details about them a lot. A friend says they like semovita and it just triggers you to start educating everyone on why your mumu button holder prefers eba. Nobody asked you o.

    3. You chat with them a lot.

    Anybody trying to scroll to the beginning of your chat with them will end up with a six packed thumb. And you both are not slowing down anytime soon. Don’t even get us started on the voice and video calls between chats.

    4. You re-read your chats with them more often than you read past questions in school.

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    While smiling sheepishly. If you were this serious with re-reading your school notes you just might bagged that first class yunno.

    5. They get almost anything they ask from you.

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    When they are in the picture you become zaddy/sugar mummy general of laive. Giving, giving and just giving. The theme becomes “Take all my money”.

    6. You saved their number with a special name and an emoji.

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    Special name + Emoji = Mumu button successfully transferred.

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