mosque | Zikoko!

1. It’s another Friday so you get ready to turn up at the mosque.

As per slay day.
2. But first, you have to pray so that NEPA can bring light so you can iron your baffs.

God abeg.
3. How you turn up at the mosque with your squad.

We’re back again!
4. How your mother looks looks at you when the Imam is preaching against disrespectful children.

You see yourself!
5. How people splash water in the ablution room.

6. How you run when the Imam has started the prayer.

I mustn’t miss the prayer o!
7. When you’re late and you have to pray on the floor.

All your slay will be rubbing the ground.
8. How your forehead looks when you finish praying.

Ashy and dusty.
9. When you get to the mosque and realise there’s no praying space for females.

What rubbish?
10. When one ‘Salam alaykum sister’ person wants to start setting P after Juma’ah.

If you don’t gerrarahere!
11. How people look at you when you get to the mosque at the end of Jummah

“See this one.”
1. The second set of alphabets you ever learned.

The good days!
2. When you have to go to Madrasah every other day of the week.

Can’t I just play with my friends?
3. When they share cabin biscuits and sweets at Madrasah.

Yass!
4. When your parents make you leave the house for Jumah 2 hours earlier.

Na wa o! We’re not the Imams of the mosque na.
5. When the sermon gets really boring.

I’m sleep abeg.
6. Your parents, when they catch you sleeping during the sermon.

Don’t be stupid.
7. When the older people at the mosque chase you and your friends to the back for being too playful.

Someone can’t play with you people again.
8. When you get home and they ask you what you learnt from the sermon.

It’s not good to tell lies…
9. You, when you realise you have to attend Asalatu on Sundays.

Stress.
10. When you have to leave your house early on Sunday because Asalatu starts at 8am.

Someone can’t even sleep on Sunday again.
11. When the Imam says there’s special prayer after the program.

All these prayers never do una?
12. When you have to attend Tahajjud and you’ll have to stay up all night.

But I want to sleep na.
13. When you realise you don’t have to fast all through Ramadan.

Awesome!
14. How you and your squad turn up on Eid day.

It’s lit!

1. It’s another Friday so you get ready to turn up at the mosque.

2. But first, you have to pray so that NEPA can bring light so you can iron your baffs.

3. How you turn up at the mosque with your squad.

4. How your mother looks looks at you when the Imam is preaching against disrespectful children.

5. How people splash water in the ablution room.

6. How you run when the Imam has started the prayer.

7. When you’re late and you have to pray on the floor.

8. How your forehead looks when you finish praying.

9. When you get to the mosque and realise there’s no praying space for females.

10. When one ‘Salam alaykum sister’ person wants to start setting P after Juma’ah.

11. How people look at you when you get to the mosque at the end of Jummah

1. The second set of alphabets you ever learned.

2. When you have to go to Madrasah every other day of the week.

3. When they share cabin biscuits and sweets at Madrasah.

4. When your parents make you leave the house for Jumah 2 hours earlier.

5. When the sermon gets really boring.

6. Your parents, when they catch you sleeping during the sermon.

7. When the older people at the mosque chase you and your friends to the back for being too playful.

8. When you get home and they ask you what you learnt from the sermon.

9. You, when you realise you have to attend Asalatu on Sundays.

10. When you have to leave your house early on Sunday because Asalatu starts at 8am.

11. When the Imam says there’s special prayer after the program.

12. When you have to attend Tahajjud and you’ll have to stay up all night.

13. When you realise you don’t have to fast all through Ramadan.

14. How you and your squad turn up on Eid day.