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  • QUIZ: What Type of Morning Person Are You?

    QUIZ: What Type of Morning Person Are You?

    This quiz will tell you what type of morning person you are, that’s if you’re not still sleeping sha.

  • 8 Ways Of Knowing If You’re Not A Morning Person

    8 Ways Of Knowing If You’re Not A Morning Person

    1. It takes you a good 45 minutes to get out of bed.

    You’re considering if you should just call oga and say you’re sick.

    2. Your face when you remember you have work/school tomorrow morning.

    Your entire face will just spoil like yesterdays fish.

    3. How you look at everyone all morning.

    As you’re seeing them, you’re just getting headache.

    4. You’ve broken your alarm clock 3 times this year.

    When it wants to give you a heart attack.

    5. You’ve started falling asleep at work.

    Desk o, bed o, e no matter. Sleep na sleep.

    6. You don’t have time for makeup, just sleep.

    They should be happy you even tried to put on the makeup.

    7. When you remember you can sleep in the next day, you shed tears of joy.

    You can’t understand that sort of blessing.
  • 13 Pictures That Describe Your Saturday Mornings Growing Up

    13 Pictures That Describe Your Saturday Mornings Growing Up

    1. Your mother, when it’s Saturday morning and you’re still sleeping:

    See this lazy child.

    2. When you hear your mother blasting gospel music and you know endless cleaning is about to go down.

    Hay God!

    3. When you try to eat breakfast before you’ve done any work.

    Eat what?

    4. When your mother sees you watching Cadbury’s breakfast television before you’ve finished your work.

    Is this child mad?

    5. When you are already cleaning the whole house but your mother is still like:

    Hian! What is it?

    6. When you think you’ve finished and your mother invents new work for you.

    Chineke!

    7. When you hear “today is environmental” but every Saturday is already environmental sanitation to you.

    See these ones.

    8. You, finally eating breakfast when it’s almost evening:

    This one has passed brunch.

    9. When you want to go out that Saturday so you wake up by 3am to do all your chores:

    Can’t risk it oh!

    10. When your mother leaves the whole kitchen for you to clean after her Saturday cooking.

    Is it fair?

    11. The worst Saturday morning chore:

    THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

    12. When NEPA waits for you to complete all your chores before they take light.

    Who is doing me from my village?

    13. When you are finally about to rest and you hear “let’s go to the market.”

    WHAT IS IT OH?