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  • QUIZ: What Month In 2022 Are You?

    Did Meffy show you shege in November or did you find love in February?

  • Believe It Or Not Brethren, We Are Still In January

    1. So you must have checked your calendar today hoping to see something other than January…

    Like payday, or that it’s your birthday!

    2. But unfortunately, we are still in January!

    Can you imagine?

    3. What kind of nonsense stress is this?

    We already have enough problems!

    4. How are we still in January?

    Someone tell me please!

    5. It feels like it has been January for six months!

    At the very least!

    6. So why is the calendar still counting days in January?

    Maybe there is an error somewhere.

    7. Meanwhile, your bank account is like:

    Something that has been empty since December!

    8. And you are already tired of the month, and all it’s wahala!

    Stress levels through the roof!

    9. But for some reason, January has refused to go away!

    Why?

    10. We just want to use this opportunity to beg this unnecessarily long month…

    Please, please and please!

    11. Come and be going please! We are all sick and tired of you!

    Thank you fo your co-operation!
  • 9 Things You’ll Recognise If 2017 Is Already Trying You (Number 3 Is The Most Hilarious)

    1. You foolishly finished all your money in December on Christmas rocks.

    2. And January was just looking at you like:

    3. When you check your bank account on the first week of January:

    4. On top of all that gbese, you now have to pay school fees.

    5. Your onigbeses, when you call them to ask for your money:

    6. When you want to be a better person in 2017 but January is already trying you:

    7. When your boss asks you to resume on January 2:

    8. So you kuku break all your resolutions on the 15th because you cannot come and die.

    9. You, when January finally comes to an end: