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  • You Will Notice These 7 Things When the Fuel Is Expensive

    You Will Notice These 7 Things When the Fuel Is Expensive

    Since I grew up to the reality of being a Nigerian living in Nigeria, I’ve observed some fine distinctions that repeat themselves during fuel scarcity or price hikes. 

    It’s hard to not catch a Nigerian or two doing these things when either happens. 

    Spike in fuel gauge anxiety

    I’m talking about the people constantly checking their fuel gauge as if they can command it to read “full” just a bit longer.

    Limited movement

    Don’t let people “burn” fuel for an unnecessary rendezvous, I doubt their heart will say a prayer for you.

    Fuel queue shuffle

    The stressful attempt of finding a filling station with the shortest queue. But you end up at a spot where breakfast and dinner time pass before it reaches your turn to buy fuel.

    “I heard it was cheap yesterday”

    Nigerians arguing about fuel cost and the ever-changing prices like they’re at a stock exchange.

    Petrol station pit stop 

    People’s side assignment when they’re outside is to stop at a filling station to top up their tanks or fill one or two kegs and load them in the boot.

    The facepalm moments

    The moment you fill your car tank at a higher rate only for you hear that a filling station at the next junction is selling for cheap.

    Government shenanigans

    Fuel price hike is the government’s way of testing our patience. They use this to experiment the number of walls we can break as they they push us into more hardship.

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  • QUIZ: Will You Make It From Betting?

    QUIZ: Will You Make It From Betting?

    First you make it from betting, then you make it to Burning Ram and eat all the meat and suya you desire while watching people breathe fire.

    READ: QUIZ: When Will You Blow?

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  • 5 Surefire Ways People Make Money In These Trying Times

    5 Surefire Ways People Make Money In These Trying Times

    Whenever a money conversation comes up  somewhere in Nigeria, there is that one person that’ll say something like “there’s money is where money is.” 

    What you don’t know is, they’re telling you that they aren’t suffering (like the rest of us) because they are at least one of  the following things:

    Social media influencer

    You should know that the popular online influencers eat the most. To be like them and make this mulla quickly: grow your social media accounts, buy followers if you have to. The type of content you want to post is your concern, but you can take some cues from the spectacular business models of Asiwaju Lerry, Omotabra, Regha Daniel and VeryDarkMan.

    You don’t care whether people love or hate you and your content. As long as engagements are rising and consistent, a brand will pay for your service. Be patient.

    Banger boy

    Well, to be a well-meaning banger boy. Sorry — a money making banger boy, pay for  Elon Musk’s blue tick on X and watch engagements from your viral tweets and other acts of “fooling” turn into cash.

    At least, you’ll be able to afford meals and data plans to cook more bangers.

    A prophet

    You can be a Gen-Z man of God — the type that sees visions during big events like presidential elections and new year. Or would you like to be a politician’s favourite prophet?

    You can also be an internet sensation like Oba Solomon. My friend, you’ll choke on TikTok gifts. Holy center!

    See, if you can’t see visions, learn astrology and to help your scam bank.

    A singer

    I didn’t say become a rapper o. To eat faster in this climate, it’s singing that will get you there. If you can actually sing, it’s a plus for you. If your personality is chaotic, that’s the absolute best. Nigerians will be obsessed and put you on their heads for as long as you spark conversations, good or bad.

    Abi you can’t see Portable’s boys, Youngyduu and Abuga, riding cars, getting plays and receiving bookings already? .

    Politician

    Civic education tells us politics is a way to get involved in the running of a government. But for many years in Nigeria, you talk politics and think about money and enriching yourself. If your political party is the ruling party, you won’t be hungry for the next eight years. Abi, I lied?

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  • Music Was Supposed to Be My Big Break, Now I’m Starting Life Over

    Music Was Supposed to Be My Big Break, Now I’m Starting Life Over

    When Chimodu* (28) joined a music label in the 2010s, he thought it’d help him get his big break. It didn’t. He shares his experience navigating contract issues at the label, developing a cannabis addiction and having to go to rehab, and how he’s slowly piecing his life back together.


    For anonymity, names and other identifiers have been changed.


    This is Chimodu’s* story, as told to Akintomide

    I was trying to adjust to the reality of life after uni when my friend, Ogbe* convinced me to apply to a Nigerian music label’s academy. 

    I’ve been into music since I was a teenager, and he thought the academy would help me better my craft. It made sense, so I applied.

    The label’s head is a well-known Nigerian artist and, up to that point, had been one of my biggest influences as a producer. It was an opportunity to learn from my idol, and I knew I had to take it. I even told some of my guys I’d get in even before the academy picked me. I wanted it that much. 

    Getting selected was the validation I needed at the time. Up till then, everything I knew about music was self-taught. But being something of a nerd who wanted to understand things from every possible angle, I knew I needed more technical knowledge. The academy provided that; a chance to ask questions and hone my skills — a stepping stone.

    Little did I know that this “stepping stone” would turn out to be the feet-hurting pebbles that’d steer me into a path I least expected to take.

    I resumed at the music academy in 2013  for the month-long training. The first day was nerve-wracking, at least for me. I met the organisers and the other students, and we started talking about ideas and techniques immediately. I noted something odd, though. Anytime I asked a question about music production or other technical stuff, the label head would say, “Just choose better sounds”.

    Besides the odd attitude to questions, it was a comprehensive training. They taught us about the music business and branding. Top producers, songwriters and industry people came to talk to us. There was even an entertainment law class, where we were taught not to work with anyone without signing a split sheet that detailed how payment would  work.

    But a week into the programme, the organisers began to emphasise how we needed to “do anything it takes to succeed in the game”. They asked if we’d give them the intellectual property (IP) rights to the music we’d make while in the academy. The music in question was supposed to be an academy project which seemed to be a requirement for the training, so we all said yes. 

    I should mention that the whole training was filmed, so they had video evidence of each student agreeing to release all IP rights. It wasn’t a red flag at the time because, in my head, the academy would be my big break. Even if they owned my music, the exposure would do me a world of good.

    The project never happened, by the way.

    Fast forward to the end of the training. The organisers gave us all a one-year contract to become official signees of the music company. There was a clause, though: They’d also own everything we produced under the label. 

    I showed my dad the contract, who in turn showed it to his lawyer best friend. The lawyer asked me not to sign it. I was pained, but I had to tell the label lawyers I couldn’t sign based on those terms. They refused to negotiate and asked me to remove all brand benefits like academy logo, social media handles and hashtag in the bio from my social media accounts. I was even subtly threatened not to “misyarn about them” or I’d be sued for causing “emotional distress”. It felt like I was stripped of an honour and taken back to square one.

    I couldn’t release music immediately after the academy because I thought they’d accuse me of using the social media leverage that attending the academy had given me. I didn’t want anything to tarnish my reputation or end my career before it even started, so I stayed off social media.

    While this was going on, a former mate at the label started making waves. All the hit songs on the radio had his name, and I started overthinking about money and blowing up, too. I even briefly considered contacting other guys who also attended the training, but thought against it. The lawyers would probably have told them not to talk to me or each other.

    So, I kept to myself. Then one day, Ogbe* told me that the lawyers from the label were trying to reach me. They’d told Ogbe* what happened and claimed I didn’t honour an agreement. One even said she was looking for me because she was worried.

    I thought, “Oh, maybe things can be ironed out.” So, I called the lawyer and said I was hoping to negotiate the contract. She called me a dumb ass who had wasted an opportunity and that I needed to apologise to the lead organiser for wasting his time. 

    It was like a switch flipped on in my head. I knew I wouldn’t receive that treatment if I had a hit song, or if I’d “blown”. That was my “fuck it, I must make money” moment.


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    The only problem was, I didn’t know how to invest in myself to make the money. It took me four years after the label to put out music again, and when I resumed, I focused all my energy on it, believing I had a talent people would pay for. I didn’t have a job, or money to get equipment like a studio monitor, better microphone, software, things that would help me level up.

    I just expected at least one of my songs to blow up because I put out music with friends every three months and I produced songs regularly for others.

    I was a studio rat, but I didn’t have a direction for myself. It was only fun and pleasure. I spent all my NYSC allawee on babes and weed. Same thing after my Service and during the three years that I worked as an accountant at a private firm.

    It wasn’t until I lost three years in rehab (due to my cannabis addiction since my uni days), just wasting away, that I started to take my life seriously. When I came out, two of my guys had gotten married. A couple of others had changed their cars. Guys were making moves. That was when I said, “Omo, I’m done sitting on my ass.”

    I saved up and bought a MIDI controller. I had a guitar I’d never played. I’m now learning how to play. Then, I went to a software engineering boot camp. I’m working towards positioning myself for a steady income stream from my various passions, from music to game software development to drawing and making short films.

    Currently, I’m a games software developer, and I run music projects on the side. After the projects I’m working on come out, hopefully this year, free work stops. 

    Another thing driving me to hustle now is to look at luxury cars on IG. Benzos, Lexes, Bentleys.

    But all in all, I need to make these things work, even for another reason, like my parents. They’ve done their best. But also, I need to get out of their faces. My dad thinks I’m wasting time with music and my mum treats me like a child. I don’t want all that for my life.

    My music career hasn’t turned out the way I expected, but I’ve accepted that this is my journey. I’m glad I didn’t sign into that label. Every other person in my set signed, but most are still on the same level as me. But I’m not going to be here for long, it’s grinding season for me.

    READ NEXT: People Play Ludo With My Life Because They Want to Help Me

  • Best Savings Apps in Nigeria That Should Be on Your Radar Right Now

    Best Savings Apps in Nigeria That Should Be on Your Radar Right Now

    If you read this article where I shared some tips about saving in Tinubu’s Nigeria, you’ll know I stressed the importance of financial literacy. I’ve taken one for the team and compiled the savings apps in Nigeria that’ll put you on track to doubling your coins. 

    Piggyvest

    Best Savings Apps in Nigeria That Should Be on Your Radar Right Now

    Source: Piggyvest

    There’s a standing joke about Nigerian women and how they don’t joke with their Piggyvest accounts. It’s a popular savings app in Nigeria that offers customers different savings options. The app has a flexible savings plan that allows users instant access to funds and a target savings plan that lets users save for personal or business projects. 

    Piggyvest also has a safe-lock plan that allows users to lock away funds they don’t have an immediate need for while accruing interest.

    Interest rates:

    SafeLock offers 12.5% interest annually, target savings offers 8% interest annually, and the flexible savings plan provides 8% interest annually. 

    Piggyvest is available for download on Apple and Android phones.

    Alat by Wema

    Source: AlatbyWema

    It’s Wema’s fully digital bank, which offers several savings options for users. The stash savings option lets users save and withdraw money at will. The fixed goal savings option is preferable for users saving towards a personal or business project. Flexi goal allows users to save at a frequency of choice.

    Interest rates:

    All saving options on Alat offer a minimum of 6.5% interest rate per annum and a maximum of 10.5% interest rate per annum.
    Alat by Wema is available for Apple and Android phone users.

    Kuda Bank

    Best Savings Apps in Nigeria That Should Be on Your Radar Right Now

    Source: Kuda Bank

    Kuda is a Nigerian digital bank that offers customers a range of savings options via its mobile app. The bank has a fixed savings plan that allows users to save a lump sum and earn annual interest. However, withdrawal before maturity means users will lose accrued interest. 

    The Spend and Save plan is an exclusive feature that automatically saves (a pre-specified amount of) money every time users spend from their Kuda account. Kuda’s Flexible savings plans let users save money at will daily, weekly or monthly.

    Interest:

    The fixed savings plan offers up to 15% interest per annum, while the flexible savings plan offers up to 10% interest annually.

    Kuda Bank app is available for Apple and Android phone users. 

    Cowrywise

    Source: Cowrywise 

    Like other savings apps, , Cowrywise offers a range of savings options to suit individual needs. The regular savings plan lets users save for a minimum of three months. Money Duo is a special plan for couples looking to save for long periods. Halal savings plan caters to Muslim faithfuls who do not want interest, and the Savings Circles plan allows for joint savings by a group.

    Interest rates: Cowrywise offers a minimum of 5.50% per annum and offers as high as 8.5% per annum. 

    The Cowrywise app is available for download on Google Play Store and App Store.

    Moni

    Best Savings Apps in Nigeria That Should Be on Your Radar Right Now

    Source: Moni

    It’s a savings app that also offers loans to users. With the Moni app, users can save money through two different plans: Safebox and Reserve. With Safebox, users can be flexible with savings and save daily, weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly. Users can also set a target savings goal that lets the app make automatic transfers to help hit set savings goals. Reserve is Moni’s fixed deposit savings plan that allows users to lock away lump sums for long periods.

    Interest rates:

    Moni promises up to 21% interest rate per annum on the reserve savings plans. 

    Moni app is available for download on Google Play Store and App Store.

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    Fairmoney

    Best Savings Apps in Nigeria That Should Be on Your Radar Right Now

    Source: Fairmoney

    FairMoney is a digital bank in Nigeria that also offers users the option to save via a mobile app. Fairmoney has two savings plans: FairSave and FairLock. 

    With FairSave, users can access funds at will without getting charged for withdrawals. It also gives daily interest alerts on your savings. 

    FairLock is Fairmoney’s fixed deposit savings plan option. Users lock a lump sum for a specified period and only get access to it when the tenure expires. Withdrawal before maturity will attract charges.

    Interest rates:

    FairMoney’s FairSave savings option offers as high as 10% interest per annum, while FairLock offers up to 18% interest rates per annum. 

    FairMoney app is available for download on the Google Play Store and App Store.

    Palmpay

    Source: Palmpay

    It’s one of Nigeria’s best money-saving apps that you shouldn’t sleep on because it also offers loans. The Palmpay app has two savings plans that cater to long and short-term goals. 

    The Flexible plan allows users to save and withdraw at will, while Palmpay’s Fixed-term savings plan suits customers looking to save for longer periods. Both plans have no minimum amount to participate, thus making it suitable for anyone.

    Interest rates: The flexible savings plan offers as high as 16% interest rate per annum, while the fixed-term savings plan offers as high as 20% per annum.

    Palmpay app is available for download on the Google Play Store and App Store.

    Disclaimer: This is not a sponsored post. Thus, it should not be taken as financial advice. Please do your research before you use any of these platforms.

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  • How to Spot a Twitter Swindler

    How to Spot a Twitter Swindler

    The Nigerian side of the X (FKA, Twitter) app has been hot since the news of an alleged romance scammer named Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso broke out yesterday. He allegedly goes from babe to babe and scams them of their money.

    Other victims have come to the open to share a similar story about their encounters with Obhafuoso, who also goes by OD. But this is Nigeria, the possibility of his getting apprehended or investigated is almost non-existent.

    While the jury is still out on OD, one can assume there are others like him. And they tend to follow these steps.

    Target and pattern

    Scammers will likely target accounts with not so many followers. The targets are usually single too. The reason is apparent: scammers don’t want popular victims who will make noise if their schemes fail and they get exposed. Single targets also make it easy to play on emotional vulnerability, too. They want you to be as unpopular and unsuspecting as possible.

    DMs

    Once they spot a potential victim, social interaction launches on the timeline. Gradually, they take it to the DM to spark up conversation.

    All DMs can’t be ignored or assumed to be scam, but scammers will somehow leave signs that eventually unravel their intentions. Keep reading anyway.

    Build closer relationships

    By this time, you’re comfortable with each other.You might have even shared personal information from a place of trust —Someone has dropped “lamba”, and it’s not you.

    Depending on the dynamics (friendship or romance level), the scammer capitalises on the relationship and begins soft-launching the scam.

    ALSO READ: Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso: Nigerian Man Facing Multiple Allegations of Scam

    Tell lies

    You’ll hear lies like they are based in the U.S., they work with Mastercard, or they’re globetrotters. They’ll even go as far as trying to impress you with expensive gifts.

    Then, problems come out of nowhere

    When they’ve properly gotten your attention , they begin to share their burdens with you. It may be a parent’s demise, an accident, health crises, or a donation to some orphanage in Agege or North Carolina.

    You’ll start feeling bad and wondering why they’ve been unfortunate since you met them. The moment you become concerned or touched by these stories, you’ve unlocked a a higher level of access to steal from you.

    Money and donation

    Out of your kind heart, you might think, “Why not help?” TBH, nothing should stop you from being good, but you must draw firm boundaries to protect yourself too. 

    So what to do? Share with friends or ask if the cause looks legit. Chances are someone might recognise the scammer.

    Counterattack

    Or just responding to their request with your own problems. If they  stop texting you because the whole thing has turned into a suffering Olympics, then you have your answer — You’re not giving what they want, or you don’t have what they’re looking for.

    Oya, praise Master Jesus and pay me for giving you OT Scam 101.

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  • 13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    If you struggle to save money in Tinubu’s Nigeria, you’re not alone. Prices of everything have doubled since the president delivered on his promise to remove fuel subsidy. However, living in these Tinubu times isn’t an excuse to go haywire on your already limited funds. We’ve compiled some brilliant money-saving tips that’ll take you from “God,abeg” to “God, I’m trusting the process.” 

    Stay inside

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    Staying indoors used to be cheaper, but even that is no longer a guarantee these days. However, chances are staying inside will still help you avoid unnecessary billings and impulsive buying. If it costs N10k to go outside, you’ll spend half of that inside. 

    Embrace thrift


    If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at the “Na mumu dey go boutique” mantra, now is the time to fix up. There’s no better money-saving tip right now, especially when it comes to changing your wardrobe. And it’s not just your wardrobe; there are also thrift options for electronics and furniture these days. 

    Track your spending

    It’s not enough to keep tabs on your debit and credit alerts. You should make a conscious effort to note the things you spend money on monthly. This way, you can make projections about your monthly expenses and notice the red flags when things don’t add up.

    Find the juicy data offerings

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    There’s been an uptick in remote work since the COVID era, meaning Nigerians now spend more on data. Subscribing isn’t enough: track your daily and monthly data usage. It’s also important to take note of the bonuses and special offers by internet service providers. For example, some providers double data allocation when you subscribe at certain periods.

    Go easy on the ride-hailing services

    It’s convenient to pull up to your location in the comfort of a private car, but that can also do some serious damage to your account. Find a balance that works. Shared rides, staff buses and campus shuttles are also convenient options that won’t cost as much. A Danfo bus here and a keke marwa there. Take every ride as an adventure.

    Find a side hustle

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    This isn’t breaking news, but if you’ve not been paying attention, now is the time to sit up. Your 9-5 is not an excuse. You might want to learn a thing or two from our mummies and daddies in the ministries who run their empires whilst serving the government. You can start by selling chin-chin during lunch hours.

    Pack your lunch

    Food ordering apps will tempt you to ditch cooking, but that’s the fastest way to financial destruction in these Tinubu times. One brilliant money-saving tip: pack your lunch from home and use the microwave at work. 

    Learn about finance

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    It’s important to know money if you want to save and grow money. Register for financial literacy classes and read books that will help you understand how money moves.

    Find interest-bearing accounts

    Many banking and finance apps offer up to 10% interest on savings. Explore these options; don’t let your money stay dormant in your account. You can cash out your interest on a monthly basis or wait till it accumulates to a juicy figure.

    Invest in inverters

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    Electricity supply has improved these days but PHCN isn’t smiling, and fuel seems to be the new gold. Invest in inverters or solar panels as alternative means of power supply.

    Review subscriptions

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    Why are you paying for cable TV when you have an active Netflix subscription? It’s not a smart money move. You’ll save more money if you stick with one.

    Have a budget

    13 Brilliant Money-Saving Tips in These Tinubu Times

    It could be daily or monthly. Some bank and finance apps have features that let you set a daily spending limit. This helps you stay disciplined and keep to your budget. It’s among the brilliant money-saving tips you should stick to religiously.

    Drink water

    Because who wants to carry already limited resources to the hospital in these harsh economic times? Also, you’ll get clear skin and won’t have to worry about dealing with hangovers or hefty bills. It’s a win-win, really.

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  • The Interesting Ways Nigerians Think About Money

    The Interesting Ways Nigerians Think About Money

    Conversations about money are typically difficult, but we must have them. The country’s current economic situation and our natural love for cash and credit alerts make them necessary.

    So when @nihiinn, a user on X, asked the TL what money opinion is liable to get people in trouble, we scoured the app to find some of the weirdest entries.

    This is weird.. because are we debating this?

    https://twitter.com/EvonneJada/status/1709662855354896890?t=8mgLN8z7YhmTqcfXSRvMNA&s=19

    Let us get rich and see first

    Elumelu, we’re watching you?

    Don’t worry, you’ll like “rainy days”

    Life is warfare to some people

    Agabado chose both and put them on extra hard

    Wait, is crime truly the ingredient?

    So nothing for free thinkers? God, plis

    https://twitter.com/Uncle_BuGzY/status/1709794023165088183?t=x33Nl6xGTMtEKi1bU5sWYQ&s=19

    Tell that to Kidd Waya

    https://twitter.com/To_Ris_/status/1709691050598470007?t=g5LF7mHm1NWuw8FIn67_4w&s=19

    This is a sign you should buy that iPhone 15

    Delulu or the solulu?

    LMAOO

    I thought “family over everything”

    History lesson, pleasee

    https://twitter.com/officialfaifa/status/1709676656426627353?t=mpLvboT1YtZg-fvXU2D8zw&s=19

    Do we have kind people left in this world?

    Nawa o

    I don’t think this is still about money

    Not sure I get this, but ponder on it

    Lmao. Drake cries in Rihanna

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  • I Knew Cleaning Wasn’t My Last Stop in Life

    I Knew Cleaning Wasn’t My Last Stop in Life

    Femi Dapson recently went viral on X for this post

    He shared a throwback video from when he was a cleaner in 2017, which he’d made as evidence of his strong belief that he’d make it one day. It has since amassed over two million views.

    It’s 2023, and he did make it. He shares his inspiring journey with Zikoko.

    As told to Boluwatife

    Credit: Nouvelle Films

    I grew up poor.

    We were so poor my family rented uncompleted buildings because we couldn’t afford anything else. It was that bad. 

    I was born in Agege, but we moved to Idowu Egba, a neighbourhood in Igando, when I was about four years old. The uncompleted building we lived in had no windows or roof, so we used empty rice sacks to cover the ceiling and window openings. The floor was uncemented, so we put mats over the red sand.

    Despite the sorry situation we were in, I always knew it wasn’t the life I was made for. My dad was a driver, and my mum sold food. I saw them constantly struggling and would always tell myself that I’d never end up like them. 

    And I backed this mindset with actions.

    I made a deliberate effort not to make friends on my street. We were all poor there, so what was I supposed to gain from an equally poor person?

    I have a way with people, and I’d always target rich kids. I wanted to be like them. So, I’d wake up every morning, iron and wear the only shirt I had, and walk the 15-minute distance to Diamond Estate to meet with the friends I’d made from church or while helping my mum sell food in schools. 

    My rich friends liked my vibes. I showed and told them things and slang they’d never heard before. In return, I learned how they lived, ate their food and always stood out when I returned home. The only person I got close to in my neighbourhood was the son of a prominent general, and it was because I did everything in my power to make sure we became friends.

    Growing up poor meant I also had to start hustling early. I did many menial jobs while moving from one secondary school to the other due to challenges with paying the fees. You want to clear the grass in your compound? I’m there. You need someone to paint your house? I’ll most likely do rubbish, but just pay me ₦2k. 

    I started my hustle proper after I dropped out of school in SS one when my parents could no longer pay my fees. There’s almost nothing I didn’t do to survive —from barman, to primary school teacher, to factory worker. One thing I made sure to do each time was to put in 110% in every job. 

    In 2014, we moved to yet another uncompleted building in Sango, and I got a job cleaning at a popular church’s headquarters in Ota. I got paid between ₦11k – 15k monthly to sweep portions of the church premises, chapels, and sometimes, wash cars. I did that for about two years.

    One principle guides my life: “If you can read and write, you can teach yourself anything.” In 2016, while still cleaning, I started volunteering to help input evangelism converts’ data into a computer. I’d taught myself computer basics with a cousin’s computer when I was in JSS one, so while other volunteers would use all day to input the data of 100 people, I’d do it in 30 minutes. 

    The General Overseer’s secretary noticed and took a liking to me, and I unofficially became the assistant secretary to the G.O. Because I didn’t pass through the normal employment process, I didn’t get a raise. But it didn’t stop me from putting in my all. I helped the department make financial approval processes almost paperless before I left after six months. My reason? I was scared they’d just wake up one day and tell everyone without the right qualifications to go.

    In 2017, I moved in with a cousin in Ikeja and got a cleaning job at an event centre. It paid between ₦18k – ₦21k/monthly, but damn, the workload wasn’t beans. After parties ended around 10 p.m., the whole place would be a mess, and I’d clean and clean. 

    But I understood the power of positive confessions. I’d always tell my guys and say to myself that I’d be great; I was born to be great. I’d watch celebrities come to parties where I worked and even pour soap to wash their hands after they used the restroom so they’d give me ₦200 tips. That was the life I wanted. To spray money freely at parties and be greeted, “Good evening, sir”, when I entered toilets, too.

    I made this video in 2017 at a low point. I was down with Typhoid and had been in and out of the hospital for two weeks, but I left and returned to work while still sick because I was scared I’d be sacked for staying away that long.

    On that day, I was weak and frustrated. I had just finished cleaning the hall and was washing the toilets. At a point, I stopped and started self-affirming that this was just a temporary phase and I’d look back at the memory one day. I decided to document that moment, so I took my phone and recorded myself. If not for the fact that my physical look has improved since then, people would say I took the video yesterday, and I’m just lying. The confidence with which I spoke was crazy.

    A large part of my confidence stemmed from the fact that I know God loves me — that’s even what my name, Oluwafemi Ifeoluwa, means. I also had a habit of sacrificially giving out the little money I had at the time — I still give a lot. I believe that the more you give, the more you receive, and I know God is too faithful to fail.

    Knowing God saw my heart, I’d drop my bracelet or anything on me in faith when I didn’t have money. I even gave my toothbrush as an offering once. It wasn’t useful to anyone, but God knew that was all I had.

    So, I made that video with complete confidence and kept it as evidence so that when I made my money, no one would come and say I did fraud.

    And God did come through for me. 

    I gathered the little money I had and sat for O’Levels in 2018. Then a year later, I got an opportunity to work as a junior auditor in an auditing firm for ₦30k/month. How I got the job was even funny. When I arrived at the interview, I met guys with degrees speaking big English, but when it got to my turn and I showed the partners how I helped make that church in Ota go paperless, their minds were blown. 

    I had to leave the job a couple of months later because I had stayed with my cousin for too long, and it was starting to become uncomfortable for him. My next stop was Egbeda, where I moved in with a photographer friend, Perliks. We started working together, and I helped him rebrand and manage his business. He was such an amazing photographer, and I made sure he saw it, too. Many of the projects we worked on together went viral.

    It wasn’t just Perliks and I in Egbeda; some other friends lived with us. One of them was an artist, and that same year, he got funding for a music video. Perliks had some directing knowledge because he had been on a similar set before, so he said he could shoot it, and I’d produce. I didn’t know anything about production, but I read up about it and said I could do it.

    The first day of that production was a disaster because rain destroyed the set, but we pushed through and made the video. It cost ₦800k to shoot, and we even ran at a loss because of the rain. Another artist manager saw it, loved it, and hired us to shoot a video for one of the artists she managed. We went on to shoot three videos for three of her artists. We didn’t make any money from it — we were just trying to give our all.

    Around the same time, I pitched a social media influencer and told her I’d like to manage her, and she agreed. While doing that, I met someone who organised monthly parties for a Whiskey brand. He asked me to come on as his partner to blow the brand in Lagos. We threw the littest parties, and it brought cool money. Money cool enough to buy my first car; a Toyota Avalon which cost ₦1.6m. 

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    In 2020, a media production company signed Perliks and me as director and producer, respectively. It’s still crazy how these professionals were absolutely loving what I did with music videos, and I was just a random boy from Egbeda.

    When my contract expired the following year, I left and created my own company — Nouvelle Films — and I’ve had the privilege of working on amazing jobs. That’s what I do till date: production and the parties. 

    I believe everything I’ve gone through in life was specially designed to allow me to get to where I am right now. I never look down on people because someone selling Gala on the streets could be at a level you’d never imagined tomorrow. 

    Now, some people message me to say we grew up together; they may never have imagined I’d be where I am today. I mean, if someone had told me four years ago that I’d be driving a Mercedes Benz today, I may not have believed it. 

    Some advice I’d give anyone is to hold on to positive thoughts, hold God and believe in yourself. If you don’t first see IT, no one will see IT with you.


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  • Major Money News Around Nigeria In September 

    Major Money News Around Nigeria In September 

    It’s finally salary week. The odds are that you’re thinking about money this week, so we’ve decided to give you a rundown of some major money news and the Nigerian economy from this month. 

    Governor go, governor come

    On September 15, 2023, President Tinubu sacked Godwin Emefiele and appointed Dr. Olayemi Cardoso as the new governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Cardoso assumed office on September 22 and will be the acting CBN governor till the Senate (which is presently on annual recess) confirms his appointment.

    We pray that Nigerians enjoy their money during Cardoso’s time.

    Dollar won’t let Naira breathe

    On 21st of September, our dear naira took another slap and slid down further. It’s now quoted ₦1000 at $1 in the black market. 

    The dollar is so scarce now you might have to reach Yankee to get it.

    Jumia’s math isn’t math-ing

    Africa’s well-known e-commerce company is an unprofitable business. TechCabal exclusively revealed that in the first six months of 2023, Jumia made $94.8m in revenue. Now it’s $63.7m shorter. Every $100 they earn takes $167 from them.

    This is a horror story, chale.

    Tinubu at NASDAQ

    In a bid to attract investors to Nigeria, President Tinubu went to pitch at the world’s second-largest stock exchange, the National Associations of Securities Dealers Automatic Quotation System (NASDAQ), New York, on September 20th.

    The president spoke well of the country, calling it a “bubbling market” and urging investors to bring cash into our economy. BAT joins African leaders like Nigeria’s Goodluck Jonathan and Tanzania’s Kikwete, who have rang the NASDAQ closing bell.

    Wally delivers the U.S’ message to Nigeria

    In an exclusive interview with ARISE NEWS, Wally Adeyemo, the United States Deputy Treasury Secretary, says the U.S. is ready to help Nigeria downsize its debt. He even said there’s so much money Nigeria will make as soon as the economic reforms President Tinubu talks about are made.

    Good talk. But Wally speaking is speaking for whom’s interest: U.S. or motherland Nigeria?

    Nigeria collects World Bank loan

    Nigeria just borrowed a whopping loan of $700m from the World Bank. The FG said it’s to help educate young girls in the country. This is the third loan BAT’s government has collected since $750m (for our power sector) on June 9 and another $500m (for women’s empowerment) on June 22, 2023.

    This debt is too huge o.

    Yo. Here’s major Zikoko news about our upcoming Burning Ram Meat Festival; it’s coming soon! Be on a lookout.

  • 7 Ways to Pay Back Nigeria’s Debts

    7 Ways to Pay Back Nigeria’s Debts

    The Nigerian federal government is the big boy who borrows money to keep his swag alive. But how long will this go on for?

    It’s probably time to sort our debts out once and for all, and we have a few ideas on how to make this happen.

    Borrow from other African countries

    During times like this, it’s best to get help from those close to you. We can just get other African countries to pay our debts and sort them out later. They’re our brothers and sisters, after all.

    Seize the politicians’ expensive property

    The Federal Government should start from the top and cut off bonuses and unnecessary expenses like lawmakers’ newspaper and wardrobe allowances. Reduce their salaries too. 

    Let’s use the money to pay back some of our debt. It’s a small sacrifice to make for our beloved nation.

    Or let Nigerians contribute

    Trust Nigerians in the goodness of their hearts to come through for the country. So seek their faces for assistance, FG. Small contributions here and there and money will complete before you know it.

    Try GoFundMe

    Maybe if Nigeria shouts that we’re broke and cries out to the world for help, people will come to our aid and we may sort out our debt and possibly cashout, too. It may look like a skit, but who knows where our helpers will come from?

    Cry to God

    For a country that’s super religious, there’s no reason why we shouldn’t let God be in charge of Naija’s finances. There’s nothing He can’t do.

    Deny the debts

    If all options to pay back fail, maybe all Nigeria needs to do is deny that it owes anyone money. After all, when it comes to unlooking, Nigeria is the father of invention.

    Close the country and run away

    If denying the debts doesn’t work, Nigeria might as well close shop and run away for a bit. When the collectors come for their money, we’ll tell them our president and the powers that be aren’t around. The citizens didn’t take out the loans, right?

    Our Burning Ram Meat Festival is on the way.

  • Rich People’s Advice You Should Follow At Your Own Risk

    Rich People’s Advice You Should Follow At Your Own Risk

    People say, “If you’re not making money, keep your opinions to yourself, blah blah blah”. But where’s the evidence that rich people have or give the best advice?

    Sometimes, you can tell they don’t “know ball” in the manner they ask you to pay attention to the following:

    Work for passion, not money

    No lies, if you enjoy the  work you do, it won’t feel like work. But think about it;  will you survive on the passion you’ll eat during these agbado times?

    Swing at big risks

    Most risks will hurt you more than they will help you. What’s hilarious is that your wealthy advisor has a big cushion to fall on if everything scatters. But you, that has only “God abeg” to fall back on will see shege that’s mixed with pepper.

    Reduce spending

    There’s really not much to reduce in this current Nigeria if you think about it. Also, the rich won’t spend less than what they want or think is necessary.

    Don’t leave Nigeria

    When the wealthy tell you “japa isn’t patriotic”, tell them to use their money to fix the country.

    If Nigeria isn’t working for you, it’s not by force to stay. 

    Save for retirement

    This sounds good. But for a struggling Nigerian, retirement isn’t necessarily about financial security, it’s just an age.

    Also, inflation is dragging your money with you. Expensive food prices and fuel won’t let you rest. You’re not even sure you won’t touch and finish your savings before 2023 ends?

    We don’t advise you to not plan for retirement sha.

    Avoid your comfort zone

    See, you shouldn’t let someone that’s comfortably seated on their couch tell you to get out of your comfort zone. It’s good advice, but you shouldn’t kill yourself. After all, Nigeria isn’t comfortable for anyone right now.

  • We Need These Solutions More Than Financial Service Apps

    We Need These Solutions More Than Financial Service Apps

    Tech bros need to focus on building other products that are clear of payment  apps. It’s even a few percent of the population that has REAL money to spend.

    These are some other avenues we think tech should be exploring or going all in on Nigeria.

    Price haggler

    This app is the marketplace you go to without actually being there physically. It’ll let you know where you get cheap products and when you can get the best deals. Who doesn’t like having options?

    Event centre bookings

    Honestly, there’s no point in making tiring calls or jumping from bike to bike before you can book an event hall for your ceremonies.

    Booking a venue for your owambe parties should be just a few clicks away.

    Pay with feelings 

    If tech bros will build more payment apps, we should get one where we can pay with our feelings. You can do it, ICT guys. Please, Zikoko has no answers on how to fund your feelings.

    The bodyguard

    This security app will store all your personal data and the tracking chip that comes with it can be kept between bundles of your naira notes. So, when the police or kidnappers try to get money from you, their location can be easily traced through the money.

    Agbero e-ticketing 

    Can’t we get an e-ticketing system instead of the agberos? Although their employment rate will go down, isn’t having fewer “egbon adugbo” harassing us for money we don’t have what we pray for?

    Biogas

    Generating energy from waste is a very great idea, and it’s something our tech bros with funds should look into. Biogas can be extracted from waste using a digester and then used to power a generator. Imagine your cassava peels or eba from three days ago replacing fuel and generator. Waste management and sustainable energy >>>>>>

    Serving breakfast

    Tbh, we need an app for all the people who have been served breakfast, so heartbroken people don’t meet their aggressors again. No to a second-time suffering, IJN.

    Or is there something tech bros can build for upcoming Burning Ram festival?

  • How to Bag a Rich Bestie in 10 Easy Steps

    How to Bag a Rich Bestie in 10 Easy Steps

    Nothing screams “big baller” like having a circle of wealthy friends. If you’ve been scheming on how to befriend rich people to no avail, grab your pen and paper now, and jot down these rich tips.

    Only move where the rich reside

    If you’ll be outside, it should be where wealthy people assemble. Or is there anywhere else to meet rich folks?

    Look rich

    If you want to catch a monkey, you have to act like a monkey. Wear something easy on the eyes, but not cheap. That’s the only way they’ll look at your side and dash you attention.

    Send CV

    Write a friendship CV, outline your values and strong points. If they respect creativity, they’ll invite you for an interview to the talking stage.

    Good conversation starter

    Say things like, “Isn’t that the second Tutu by Ben Enwonwu?” And boom. You’ve grabbed the rich’s attention. Their curiosity about you is your friendship card. Play it right.

    Take dinner over free money

    Always pick that “dinner with rich people” option over cash. Their advice is more valuable. Learn from them how to fish, and you won’t have to wait for them to extend a fish to you.

    Position yourself as confident

    All your utterances and gestures should just ooze confidence. Be articulate and firm.

    Always laugh at their jokes

    This is an unwritten rule, but we’ll write it out for you still. Even if it’s drier than an AY’s comedy special on Netflix, laugh enthusiastically. But be moderate with it sha.

    Have a “rich people” problem

    You should have at least one of those problems only rich people have. For example, maybe your Benz engine is beginning to sound louder than Oshodi on a Monday. When your rich friend is talking about their problem, and you share yours, baller will recognise baller.

    Throw a “rich people only” party

    Invite only rich people to your party. Let your new rich friends bring their rich friends and keep the rich circle going.

    Or party together at Burning Ram

    Come with your rich friends and experience the biggest meat festival in Nigeria, courtesy of us — Zikoko. More details incoming, so be on standby.

  • Ways You Can Use Your Allawee In Agbado Era

    Ways You Can Use Your Allawee In Agbado Era

    Although ₦33k could do a lot more in 2022 than it can do now, the NYSC allowance still remains ₦33k. Considering different plans or situations, we advise these wise ways to spend your allawee in the year of balablu.

    Blow it on food

    Feed your stomach. Even if you perish, you won’t be the first. Or do you really need us to remind you that food is king?

    Spend on your boo

    You have no business singing songs like Ego Oyibo by Chike, Spending by Johnny Drille or Olamide’s Jinja if your babe doesn’t eat from your money. A lover that’ll blow salary on their babe, it’s from their allawee  will find out. This isn’t an option for the singles, but your crushes aren’t exempt.

    Keep some for detty December

    No matter how stifling the agbado plantation gets, there will always be a way and time for some end-of-the-year enjoyment. There’s life, why won’t you chop it?

    Do community project

    You don’t have to wait until God touches your heart before you decide to build a school or dig a borehole for the place hosting you. See it as a way of immortalising yourself.

    Get your travelling visa

    You’re already tired of Naija and you’re only doing NYSC so daddy and mummy can let you rest. Our advice? Save the money Nigeria’s giving you to get out of Nigeria.

    Save till service ends

    God that created children has provided what children will eat and drink. ₦396,000 (minus the ₦2k state government pays) isn’t small cash to sponsor your wishlist. Just keep your account fixed till the end of your service year. Travel, club, invest, dash, donate.. do whatever you like, my G.

  • 6 Weird Lies We Heard About Money As Nigerian Kids

    6 Weird Lies We Heard About Money As Nigerian Kids

    Growing up, we heard money myths and peddled them at home, school, and everywhere else. Some were weird and funny, some were scary, but we ran with them until we found out they were all lies or funny tricks.

    Do you remember any of these?

    Don’t pick money on the floor

    While dressing up for school, your parents probably hammered one thing in your head. They’d tell you to quickly walk past any money notes you saw on the floor. To drive home this point, they’d add that if you picked money on the ground, you might turn to yam or orange or a tanko football. 

    May we not become a kidnapper’s item.

    Or pee on it before taking it

    We heard urine was a jazz neutraliser — if it touched the money on the ground, you’d have one-upped the jazzman.

    All that drama over free money.

    Parents promising and failing  to return your money

    Nigerian parents, especially mums, would “borrow” money from you and say they wanted to keep it safe for you. But no one got their money back. 

    We’ll find out why this happened when we become parents too.

    Two notes make bigger money

    This is one of the wickedest tricks older siblings used on their younger ones. How the hell did we believe those scammers that two ₦10 notes were worth more than one ₦50 note?

    Original and fake naira note

    We don’t know where this theory crawled out from, but we were convinced if you squeezed an original note, it’d unfold itself — the fake one would just lay there.

    Non-electronic money transfer

    Some people believe that you could cash out money you didn’t work for by spending a charmed note to buy something from a vendor. When the money got inside their big bag or container of money, everything would disappear and come into your own pocket. How, abeg?

  • People Play Ludo With My Life Because They Want to Help Me

    People Play Ludo With My Life Because They Want to Help Me

    I was curious to speak to a few young Nigerians about how the hustle culture has pushed them to a point where they feel it’s either they get rich or die trying. On my search for subjects, Bolatito* (25) reached out to talk. 

    During our conversation, she talked about how her struggles to kick off her life post-uni set off a chain of events. An offer to study abroad seemed like a silver lining, but her aunt who promised to sponsor the programme will only get involved if she quits her MBA programme for nursing instead.

    This is Bolatito’s* story, as told to Akintomide.

    Silent Beads

    Let me start with a few things about my dad.

    When I was seven, he told me about his secondary school days. When his friends asked him if he knew what he wanted for his future, my dad would tell them in Yorùbá, “kí àsírí máabò.” Roughly translated into English, this means “being comfortable.” 

    So when he married my mum and started our family in 1995, his goal was to make us as comfortable as he could. It was his life’s work, and he always showed up.

    Let me put this in context: Growing up, we had the best of things. My three brothers and I went to the best primary and secondary schools. We had the newest devices and furniture. It filled us with pride. And I’m sure my dad was also proud of himself.

    But the biggest thing he made sure to teach us was contentment. He must have done a good job at it because it trickled down to my adulthood.

    Sadly, my dad died in 2014 and we settled into life without him. The responsibility became my mum’s, and everything was fine until I graduated university in 2019.

    The country got tougher and money became harder to come by. It was wrong timing for me because adulting had just started happening to me. I was in that phase where I needed a job, but none was forthcoming. I applied for a crazy number of jobs between 2019 and 2023. None of them worked out. I was broke. I fell into depression. I fell out.

    In 2020, I found a quality control job, but the pay was shit. ₦90k per month. My transport fare alone in a month was more than ₦30k. I quit the job. 

    Then I tried launching my clothing line. But I found out I don’t like people, which is an important part of the business, so I gave all the clothes out to my younger brother. Later, I reworked my clothes business idea and invested into my mum’s Ankara and Lace fabric business. I also collected samples to help people buy in bulk. Anytime my stuff sold, she’d give me a cut of what we earned.

    My search for a more sustainable model led me to tech in 2021 when I started learning data analysis. In 2022, I doubled down on it.

    But shege began facing me properly this 2023. In January, I got a job at a Nigerian bank, but I didn’t start. My contact there was a manager and family-friend. After the interview process, the man made them send me their branch in Sagamu because he wanted to sleep with me. I didn’t go, and I haven’t spoken to the “family-friend” since then.

    On the side, I was applying to schools in the U.S and Canada. But like my job applications, none of them worked. In April, I finally got an admission for an MBA course at a university in Vancouver, Canada. It seemed like a silver lining and a small win because three weeks earlier, I had a bike accident that made me lose an internship with a U.S. tech company.

    Now, tuition money was an issue. But it wasn’t supposed to be.

    My aunt used to ginger me to apply to schools. According to her, money wasn’t a problem and she’d be happy to sponsor the cost. When the admission letter came in, I excitedly informed her and was met with the same positive response. After a week, my aunt reached me and said money had become a problem. Ah.

    Honestly, I think that she and her husband couldn’t come to an agreement, hence the U-turn.

    After many back and forth emails with the school, I was offered a fair option to pay a very low amount first to begin my studies and spread the rest of the payment. But my aunt still couldn’t help.

    I deferred my admission to January, 2024. But now, the school has emailed me that my file has been closed for now because I haven’t shown any preparation for next year.

    In June, my aunt circled back and told me she’d prefer I studied nursing instead of an MBA. She said I could always do the latter after settling down in Canada. I refused and tried to make her understand nursing wasn’t for me.

    Imagine wasting two years studying something I don’t like. Abeg, it can’t be me.

    The back and forth with her evolved into a little fight. She said it was nursing or nothing. And she was serious about it — she went ahead to apply to different schools on my behalf.

    I don’t even want to use my undergraduate Microbiology degree. So what’s that about?

    One thing that’s become clearer with the events of the past two years is that I need to have money: not just enough to be comfortable but enough to be wealthy. It goes against everything my father taught me. But people want to pay ludo with my life because they want to help me.

    They say your 20s are supposed to be your fun years, but I’ve seen shege for the most part. Money from the clothing business isn’t enough to take big steps. People say the universe is always looking out for you, but it’s like the universe versus me right now. It wants to kill me.

    Man, I just have to make it. So I’m crazily motivated by what I’ve faced this year. I get inspired when I’m on Instagram and see my mates doing beautiful stuff — things I’ll also like to do.

    To be honest, the financial quality of my life hasn’t improved since I left university. I haven’t been hungry, but I can’t take big steps because I can’t afford them. It sucks.

  • Unlocking the Thrill: BetKing Unveils New 300% Acca Bonus 

    Unlocking the Thrill: BetKing Unveils New 300% Acca Bonus 

    In Nigeria’s constantly evolving online sports betting landscape, one thing remains constant: the search for consistent high odds and bonuses that will amplify the bettor’s excitement and winnings. Since most betting sites have similar odds, the real differential is bonuses, as they determine how much bettors stand to win on a ticket.  

    Read on to find out more about how to enjoy the 300% acca bonus, as well as the plethora of amazing products the betting company offers! 

    How to enjoy BetKing’s 300% acca bonus 

    Claiming the acca bonus is as simple as 1-2-3:  

    Sign in/up, make your first deposit, and place your bets

    Sign in to your BetKing account. If you don’t have an account yet, sign up. Afterward, you’ll be prompted to make your first deposit using any of several available payment methods. Complete that and you can explore the BetKing site. From popular sports like Football and Basketball to other, less popular sports like Aussie Rules and Tennis, as well as exciting products such as Jackpot, Casino, and FootballGO, BetKing boasts an extensive selection to cater to your betting interests, no matter how diverse they are. 

    Claim your Bonus

    Once you make your selections (at least five), a bonus is available, depending on the number of selections on your bet slip. Naturally, the more selections on your bet slip, the higher the bonus you’re entitled to. Check out BetKing’s promotions page for a detailed breakdown of the 300% bonus. 

    Bet Responsibly

    To actually get to use the 300% acca bonus, you need to place smart bets. Check this list of betting tips for the season ahead to help you place smarter bets and win big. Another important step to exercise responsible gambling practices. Always wager within your means, set limits beforehand, and have the presence of mind to walk away when those limits are reached. That way, your financial well-being is intact, and your online sports betting experience will be more enjoyable. 

    Why you should choose BetKing 

    In addition to the high odds and bonuses we’ve discussed, you will also enjoy: 

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    Your information as a bettor is absolutely safe if you’re placing your bets with BetKing. The security measures deployed mean your money, privacy and security are in safe hands. 

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    There are few things as frustrating as a betting platform that delays withdrawals. That’s not an issue with BetKing as all withdrawals are processed within two business days at a maximum. 

    24/7 customer support

    Issues are certain to arise, despite the extensive precautions taken. This is why BetKing has a dedicated support team available 24/7 to assist you with any inquiries, issues, or feedback you may have. 

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    With BetKing, you will have access to a diverse range of betting options and markets. From overs, unders, straight wins, goals, combos, cards, and more, you can explore various betting strategies and find the ones that suit your preferences. From sports betting to BetKing Virtuals, Casino, Jackpot and FootballGO, you’re guaranteed the best odds anywhere. 


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  • How Are Nigerians Paying for Streaming Services?

    How Are Nigerians Paying for Streaming Services?

    In March, 2022, many Nigerian banks cut monthly foreign spending limits on naira cards. As a result, they stopped processing international transactions due to Nigeria’s foreign exchange problems. 

    This was worrying on many fronts, especially for people who rely on foreign products and services. One good example of that is streaming services.

    Since the past year, Nigerians who don’t have dollar cards have had to improvise multiple times to find new payment methods for their streaming service of choice. 

    We spoke to a few to understand their experiences with this arrangement. 

    “I used to pay ₦‎900 for my Tidal subscription, now it’s ₦‎2k” — Okanlawon

    I don’t have any streaming subscription — I’m logged into a few people’s accounts. But sometimes, I seek the internet for TV and movie content.

    mostly use YouTube for music now— not Youtube music, but Youtube itself. I also use Audiomack when I need to listen to music leaks and songs that aren’t on official platforms due to copyright reasons. 

    I used to have an Apple Music subscription, but I haven’t done that since the card issues came up. I also have a Tidal subscription I don’t use regularly because paying for it now is now more expensive. The naira devaluation means I have to pay more and the DSP also increased their prices by a dollar. A service I used to enjoy for ₦900 now costs me ₦2000.

    The Naira card situation has  made everything more difficult to purchase — people are forced to create virtual cards and risk their money with unreliable services. One fintech company is still holding my money on their virtual card service. I’m salty about that.

    It’s crazy that I have to jump through hoops to make payments. Before I can pay for hosting services for my website, I have to reach out to a UK friend to use her Paypal account.

    “I don’t do virtual cards. I send money to others” — Fati

    I consume music with Spotify, Apple Music, Audiomack , and I use ShowMax for films. But I’m not paying for all of them. I’m in a Spotify family plan, and one person in the bill sorts out the bill. I pay  a friend ₦500/month to access his Apple Music family plan, and I use the free version of Audiomack. 

    The only way the spending limits on foreign transactions has affected me is with my AliExpress transactions. When I opted for a fintech virtual card, they swallowed my money and didn’t give it back until I complained on Twitter. I’m aware there are other virtual banks and cards, but I’d rather not go through the hassle again. 

    “I pay for only Spotify, and my friend pay for others” — Zaheir, 25

    I only pay Spotify Premium for my music.  I might be biassed because I’m a big fan of their brand design, colour, font and whatnot.

    Before the Naira cards stopped processing foreign transactions, I used to pay for the subscription myself and share the cost with five other friends. It was really dope. 

    It’s still the same thing now that the cards don’t work anymore; I just had to switch to using a virtual card service for payment. 

    “I don’t pay for any streaming service” — Mohammed

    I still can’t relate when people complain about their cards  not working for streaming services. I use Boomplay for my music, and I haven’t used anything else. I haven’t even considered subscribing even though it has a premium plan. The good thing about this is I don’t have to bother about a card that works or if I’ll have to pay a price premium for the service.

    Best thing about paying for streaming is I can enjoy what I want — Francis

    I use Apple Music and Spotify, but the former is my favourite. It’s easy to use, and I believe they have the best sound quality.  I used to use my Access Bank card to pay for subscriptions. But when the bank stopped processing the transactions, my guys brought a cheat-code that allowed us to bypass the payment process. After that one, I started hearing about a MTN ₦1000 for 6 months plan on Apple Music, but  I haven’t  checked it out because I got a free Apple Music subscription from using my Shazam frequently. 

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  • How to Avoid Billing During Salary Week

    How to Avoid Billing During Salary Week

    Don’t get excited

    Why are you expressing joy? That’s a sign that things are soft and you have money. Don’t do it. You need to make the people who’ll bill you think there’s no money on ground.

    Stay inside

    Out of sight is out of mind. People can only bill you when they see you. If you stay inside this week, you’ll definitely escape billing.

    If you must go outside, frown

    If you have a resting ‘vexed’ face, put it on. Let people know they’re taking a risk by asking for anything.

    Or print your account number on a shirt

    It’s cheaper to just stay inside. But who knows? Maybe you might get fuel money for another week if you try this.

    Put your phone on DND

    This is a good time to unplug for the month. There’s money, so you can put your phone on do-not-disturb for a week without feeling like you’re playing with fire.

    Complain about Nigeria on Twitter

    We all know things are more expensive now. That’s why you need to actively complain about the increasing cost of living on Twitter so no one mistakenly comes near you.

    Bill them first

    Identify the people who are most likely to bill you, and bill them first. Preempt their move before they make it. You don’t need the money, but it definitely works if you want to keep these people away.

    Use your bank as an excuse

    Tell them your bank app has issues and you can’t log into it. If you’re using a Nigerian bank, chances are you won’t be lying to them. 


    NEXT READ: 14 Signs Your Partner Isn’t Your Best Friend 


  • 10 Reasons You Should Pay Your Girlfriend A Monthly Allowance

    10 Reasons You Should Pay Your Girlfriend A Monthly Allowance

    If you don’t send a monthly allawee to your babe, you need to fix up now. We want  you to see the light, so we compiled a list of reasons you should pay your lover a monthly salary (if you don’t have money, it’s best to face your front sha).

    Because why not?

    You’re the lover, the partner, the banana, and the sugar.

    Money speaks

    Are you spending your millions right if it’s not going to your lover? You’re the bureau de change. Your money is for spending. After all, when there’s money, love is sweeter.

    You’re in love

    Please, if you love someone and it’s within your means, why not? Drop allawee for every breath your partner takes. In fact, the number of zeros behind what you send her signifies the lengths you’ll go for love.

    Love renewal

    Every good thing must surely come to an end, but that’s also where the concept of subscription comes in. Better to spend money on premium love than breakfast.

    It’s a love language

    Everybody knows giving someone money they didn’t have to work for in Nigeria is a love language. Your gift-giving isn’t giving unless cash is inside.

    She calls you daddy

    That lady calls you daddy, you must do your duties and contribute something to her treasury. Or else…

    Unfriendly economy

    Nothing is too small to support your babe, please. Inside this economy where petrol is  ₦‎650 per litre and grocery (a.k.a garri) is now almost on top of the food chain?

    Make it harder for her next man

    Only God knows tomorrow, but if you happen to part ways later, you’d be the standard for her next man in spoiling and pleasing her.

    ALSO READ: We Know Why Nigerian Men’s Stocks Are Skyrocketing Abroad

    You’re a Nigerian man

    Even if all the reasons we’ve given you aren’t convincing, you can’t deny your Nigerian DNA, we’re known for going all out to spoil women. Don’t be an exception.

    But if there are no means…

    You can’t kill yourself. If e dey, e dey; if didn’t dey, it didn’t dey. Everywhere is hard, sef.

  • #NairaLife: The Christian Missionary Trusting God With ₦49k/Month

    #NairaLife: The Christian Missionary Trusting God With ₦49k/Month

    Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.


    What’s your earliest memory of money?

    My mother paid me my first-ever salary. When I was in Primary Four, I started going to her tailoring shop every day after school with my elder brother. Our job was to handle the weaving machine. After she was done sewing a piece of cloth, I’d use the machine to trim and enclose the seams at the edge of the fabric so they don’t loosen. She paid me and my brother ₦1 coin for every cloth we weaved. This was in the late 90s.

    Her customers even started requesting me specifically to weave their clothes because I always did it neatly. It didn’t mean I was swimming in money, though. I had to use my “salary” to make up for how little we had to buy food or snacks in school.

    So, no allowance?

    What does allowance mean? My parents, my three brothers and I lived in a one-room apartment in Mushin, and things were tough. My dad had an electronics shop, so while my brother and I helped my mum, my other two brothers had to help my dad. But I stopped going to my mum’s shop when I entered secondary school.

    Why?

    I had to make more money to take the burden off my parents a little. I got a job serving food at parties during the weekends. All that involved was wearing my one white shirt and black trousers and entering any party to ask them if they needed extra servers. This typically paid ₦600 and a plate of food. That was also when I started spending less time at home.

    Did something happen at home?

    Not really. In Mushin, it was an unwritten rule that children — especially boys —  started hustling when they’re a bit older. Plus, I realised from a young age that we were really poor, and I was focused on being independent and doing something different with my life. 

    When I wasn’t at school, I did one odd job or another. I once worked at a cloth printing shop that paid ₦800 weekly. That money meant my parents didn’t have to worry about what my younger siblings and I ate during the day because I always bought something for them, no matter how small. 

    Sometimes, I’d sleep at friends’ who lived close to the shop to save transport costs or stay over in church.

    How often did you sleep at the church?

    Quite often. My family attended a white garment church, and anyone familiar with how these churches run knows that there’s almost always a programme happening at any given time. I was also really prayerful, so I felt right at home. At that stage in my life, I knew God had to come through if I hoped to change the cycle of poverty I was born into. Throughout secondary school, my life was a church-school-hustle cycle. It was even in church I met the person who almost made me his bus conductor.

    Why almost?

    I’d just finished secondary school and was in the middle of applying to universities. I needed money, and I noticed that one of the elders in church had recently bought a danfo, so I went to him and offered to be his conductor. He agreed, and I was supposed to start the following week when I got admitted to the university.

    What year was this?

    2007. I didn’t take the admission, though.

    Why not?

    The school fees. It was a university in one of the western states that the governor had just founded. I was even meant to be part of the pioneer computer science students. But when I heard the fee was ₦200k, I had to give myself sense. Luckily, I had another offer to study civil engineering from a federal university, and tuition was ₦10k. I could afford that, so I took it.

    It sounds like you were pretty much responsible for yourself at this point.

    Yes. I’m good at mathematics, so I found a way into tutoring gigs. My first client was a classmate’s mum whom I met when I visited him at home — they lived close to the university. I noticed his 13-year-old brother was struggling with his maths homework, so I helped him. 

    His mum said I was good with explanations and asked if I used to teach. I didn’t, but I said yes. On the spot, she offered me ₦5k a month to tutor him thrice weekly for an hour. The first time I received my pay, I bought sardine bread to celebrate.

    That’s double what you were earning at the printing shop. How did that feel?

    You can’t understand the feeling. It felt like the easiest money I’d made because I made it doing something I liked to do. 

    Do you know I was the first person in my family to attend university? My elder brother was still battling JAMB when I got admitted. I honestly believe prayer was what allowed me to break through to university, so I found a campus fellowship right from 100 level and became active there. I stopped attending my white garment church because I felt more at home in fellowship and became more grounded in scripture. It turns out it was God placing me there.

    How do you know?

    During a joint fellowship conference when I was in 200 level, I heard God tell me he was calling me to a life of service. I assumed that meant serving in the fellowship as an executive. So, when I was elected into an executive position a few weeks later, I wasn’t surprised. 

    However, serving as an executive meant I’d have less free time and more responsibilities. By this time, I had three steady clients for my tutoring gig that fetched me ₦25k/month in total. That was my entire income source. It was difficult, but I had to stop two out of the three gigs, so I’d have time to serve. 

    But how did you manage?

    Honestly, I don’t even know. I went from ₦25k to ₦8k, and things didn’t look too good. I’d grown up with this hustle mindset, but God was teaching me total dependence on Him. I trekked on some days and did wash and wear a lot, but God came through for me. I never delayed my fees throughout my days at university. 

    In fact, it was in uni I learnt generosity. I’d give people all the money in my pocket, knowing fully well I’d have to trek to my off-campus hostel. Uni was a teaching period.

    So, what happened after?

    I got an internship at a construction firm that paid me ₦90k per month immediately after graduation in 2013. My first salary was paid in cash, and I entered the market immediately to get some work outfits. 

    I had enough to take care of myself and send money home sometimes. When NYSC came along six months later, I was posted to a neighbouring state, but since I wasn’t too far, I’d visit the firm during the weekends to do some work on the site. They paid me ₦15k every weekend I came around. My PPA paid ₦20k, and NYSC paid ₦19,800. Most of the time, I ended the month with almost ₦100k. I was a proper big boy.

    But then?

    After NYSC, the construction firm offered me a full-time position for ₦150k per month. I was so excited and said yes on the spot. But I resigned after two weeks.

    What happened?

    God told me that wasn’t where he wanted me. He’d actually been reminding me towards the end of my NYSC year of the word he’d given me about being called into a life of service. But I struggled. I felt I’d sacrificed in university, and it was now time for me to make money. After all, I’d be in a better position to serve if I had money.

    So, I stubbornly took the construction job, but I had to leave soon after because I wasn’t at peace. I went back to the mission in charge of my former campus fellowship and started volunteering there.

    How much were you making?

    ₦5k.

    Like, per day?

    Per month. Volunteers were only entitled to stipends because they were also allowed to do other things for money, but that’s all I did. I lived at the mission house, so accommodation was free. I did that for about two years before deciding to become a full-time missionary.

    What did that entail?

    I already volunteered with the mission, so I had a good sense of how it worked. I spoke to the missionaries I was volunteering with, and they recommended me to the mission heads for full-time employment. 

    In January 2017, I travelled to the mission headquarters in the North for a six-week training. At the end of the six weeks, I got posted to the state I currently serve in and became a full-time missionary.

    How much money does a full-time missionary make?

    As a new missionary, I made ₦40k per month. But in the six years I’ve been here, I’ve gotten a few promotions. We earn promotions through appraisals and the number of years worked, just like a normal organisation — and my salary is now ₦49k.

    How does the mission make money?

    Like most missions, income is usually gotten through donations and tithes paid by people who’ve been blessed by the mission. It’s from that money I get paid my salary and fund other ministry needs like conferences and even supporting less privileged students with school fees. Each missionary is posted to a state in Nigeria where they oversee the mission’s affairs in the different campus fellowships in the state. I’m like that state’s pastor, and I help organise evangelism outreaches and training programs to ensure young Christian students are properly discipled into the knowledge of Christ amidst the different distractions of today’s world like social media and the questionable fashion choices people make now.

    In addition, I do most of the state’s fundraising to meet training and ministry needs. So if there isn’t enough money in the state’s account to pay my salary at the end of the month, I go without it.

    Does that happen often?

    It does. I’ve once gone four months without a salary. It’s almost normal. Of course, as a full-time missionary, I can’t do anything else for money.

    What was your family’s reaction to becoming a missionary?

    For the longest time, my parents thought one evil spirit from our village was what made me leave a promising career to carry Bible around. When I first started volunteering, they reported me to my elder brother, even though he had relocated to South Africa then. He called and tried to speak sense into me. Fortunately, he’s also a Christian. So while he didn’t fully understand why I couldn’t serve God while keeping a regular 9-5, he understood that I had to respond to God’s calling.

    Now, my parents are somehow resigned to it and just call me “Pastor”. When I was preparing to get married in 2020, they called my wife aside to ask her if she was sure she wanted to marry me because I make close to nothing. They didn’t know my wife had also volunteered with the mission as a student. She assured them she knew what she was doing. 

    What about your in-laws? Did they know about your job?

    My wife’s father is late, so I only have a mother-in-law. She knows what I do, but I don’t think she knows exactly what I earn. My wife didn’t make it a subject for discussion. It was just like, “This is the man I want to marry”. I honestly need to give my wife a shout-out. She’s the reason her uncles didn’t bill me unnecessarily, and we had a small budget-friendly wedding.

    Does your wife work with the mission now? 

    Oh no. The mission doesn’t allow couples to work together because work typically takes us away from home for considerable periods. My wife’s a nurse, and she currently earns about ₦100k per month.

    How do you plan your monthly expenses if you aren’t sure of a salary?

    It involves a lot of trust in God, and I really don’t expect people to understand. I remind myself daily that I didn’t call myself here; God did. So, He’s more than able to provide what I need per time. Sometimes when I’m really broke, I’d just get a random credit alert from a former student I trained in the fellowship. I move with this confidence that I have God and can never be stranded.

    My wife is also really helpful and chips in when she knows I have nothing. I also like to plan ahead when I get money. So, salary can come today, and I’d just hold a little of it and send the rest to her for food and other expenses.

    Can you break it down?

    I don’t pay rent because I live in the state’s mission house. The mission also pays for the electricity bills. My wife contributes about ₦50k monthly to help fill out any gaps.

    What do you use your savings for?

    There’s this ajo contribution my wife and I are a part of. We pay ₦10k every month to collect ₦120k at the end of the year. So I pay one month, and she pays the second month. We’ve done it since we got married and we typically use the large sum for any need we have at the time of collection. We bought a deep freezer with the last lump sum amount we got.

    What’s one thing you want right now but can’t afford?

    A car. My work takes me around the state every week. When I calculated my public transport expenses, I realised I’d spend less money to fuel a car for those movements. Plus, my wife is pregnant. Will she be flying okada when she becomes heavy or when she eventually gives birth?

    I priced a Toyota Matrix recently, and I was told to pay ₦2.4m. I don’t have ₦1m, but I know I’ll have a car soon. How it’ll come, I don’t know yet.

    On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your financial happiness?

    7. I don’t have much, but I’ve never been stranded, and I feel fulfilled serving God. Just last week, I counselled a student who was planning to commit suicide because of a masturbation addiction and led them back to Christ. 

    God is touching lives through me, and I know he just got started. I only wish I had more to give my wife all the enjoyment she deserves.

    I have to ask. Do you see yourself being a missionary forever?

    Not really. I know God wants me here now, but I’m also prepared for when he tells me to move. One thing I’ve consciously done is make sure I still have relevant skills even if I’m not using them. I’m currently taking a Product Marketing course just because I found it interesting. If God decides to move me back to the corporate world, I won’t be useless.


    If you’re interested in talking about your Naira Life story, this is a good place to start.

    Find all the past Naira Life stories here.

  • Here’s What the Crypto You Own Says About You

    Here’s What the Crypto You Own Says About You

    Bitcoin

    You had money before using crypto and you’re just trying to escape inflation. Whatever noise people are making on crypto Twitter doesn’t really concern you, because your money is long.

    Ethereum

    You also had some money before using crypto, but you’re desperately chasing generational wealth; and that’s why you’re glued to your crypto app every day.

    Dogecoin

    You’re one of those people who want to use ₦2k to make ₦2 million in one week. etter go and find a real job because you’re not a serious person.

    Ripple

    Ever since you put your money in, it hasn’t risen and it hasn’t dropped. It’s almost as if you’re a 50+ person using crypto as a savings account. Anyway, pour small yeast, maybe it’ll rise.

    SHIBA

    For some reason, money ritual appeals to you but you’re too much of a good person to do it. Instead, you put all your life savings in this coin hoping it’ll do 1000x again and make you a millionaire. Just carry  gun.

    Cardano

    You really put your money in another version of the naira, only to watch it fall like it’s in love with gravity. Sorry, dear. You need all the emotional support you can get.

    USDT

    Crypto is just your salary account,  all the ups and downs are none of your concern. You just want that remote work money with zero stress.


    Whether you’re a newbie who owns only Bitcoin, or you’re an OG who owns a bit of everything, you still need a way to secure your crypto bag. You can easily do this on the Luno app, which lets you buy and sell Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Ethereum. Download the app and sign up to get started.

  • How to Spot a Crypto Bro/Sis When You See One

    How to Spot a Crypto Bro/Sis When You See One

    They have “.eth” on their Twitter handle

    It doesn’t matter whether or not they have actual Ethereum. It’s a title you get when you go from owning paper money to computer money. It comes with the funds. We didn’t make the rules.

    There’s an ape on their Twitter avi

    If you’re wondering what’ll make a grown person use a picture of an ape wearing sunglasses as their profile picture, look no further. It’s crypto.

    They talk about crypto all the time

    Once they start to mention Bitcoin and NFTs a little too often, just read the handwriting on the wall.

    They don’t talk about crypto at all

    If they never mention crypto to you at all, it’s probably because they’ve made plenty money from it and are aggressively avoiding billing.

    They’re richer than their 9 – 5 suggests

    We know we like to tell you to mind your business, but some people have money that makes you curious. If you see someone like that and you’re sure they’re not a trust fund baby, just know they’re likely a crypto sis or bro. In fact, the 9 to 5 is probably a hobby.

    They have the Luno app on their phone

    Last last, they can hide everything but they can’t hide where they keep their plenty funds. If you spot the Luno app on their phone, just ask them to show you the way because their money is long. 

    But first, you need to download the app and sign up too, so you can easily buy cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Ethereum, and keep them safe till they help you blow.

  • Unconventional Ways to Find a Job in 2023

    Unconventional Ways to Find a Job in 2023

    Call and ask to confirm your interview time

    Skip the part where you apply to a thousand jobs without getting a reply. Call the companies directly and tell them you want to confirm your interview time. Chances are, they’ll be too lazy to check if they actually sent you anything.

    Find their email address and send them an interview invite

    If you’ve already applied, be proactive and send them an interview invitation, so they know you mean business. Companies always say they want proactive people. Show yourself.

    Offer them fuel

    If they have an office, then they need to keep the lights on. Offer them free fuel as a perk for hiring you. You’ll leave them no choice but to hire you with joy.

    Offer to pay them a salary instead

    What better way to prove to them that you’re not doing it for the money than to offer them money?

    Become a POS attendant

    You’re going straight from being unemployed to being self-employed. Even better, you’re handling plenty cash every day. What more do you want?

    Become a Wizkid stan

    Being a part of Wizid FC is a full-time job, and the best part about it is that you don’t have to apply. Just start working. You might get stressed out every once in a while sha but the job is the job. Another option is to just become Davido’s online defender for the week. But you’ll be doing a lot of overtime sha.

    Shoot your shot at your future employer

    No, we’re not asking you to send them a DM on LinkedIn. Instead, find their IG handle and slide into their DMs with as much rizz as you can. Ask them on a date, then go with your CV. They’ll be impressed by your focus.


    NEXT READ: 7 Ways To Make Money Without Working For It


  • A Case for Staying Unemployed

    A Case for Staying Unemployed

    You can finally love Mondays

    People will be scrambling to get to work, but you just can’t relate because you’re still in bed at 11 a.m. Don’t you just love that?

    No billing from family members

    Everyone knows you’re unemployed and don’t earn a salary. What are they even billing?

    No more taxes to cut your salary in half

    Imagine handing over one-third of your salary to this government. Who does that? Even God only asked for ten per cent.

    You can pursue a better-paying career

    An example that works well is having a sugar daddy or mummy. You’re still earning a salary, but you’re no longer doing a 9 to 5. It’s more like 5 to 9 now.

    You can always say you’re an “entrepreneur”

    No one will question you if you don’t look like you’re suffering. And even if you do, you can always blame it on the hustle.

    You can also make a killing from begging

    If fronting as an entrepreneur doesn’t work, hit the streets and start begging. You’ll make bank.

    You can finally finally chase your dreams

    According to motivational speakers, “Your salary is the bribe they pay you to forget your dreams”. So what happens when you don’t earn a salary? Of course, you’ll chase your dreams. You might be chasing actual dreams by sleeping all day, but that’s still a win.

    Or you can focus on making heaven

    Stay unemployed so you can shift your focus from worldly things, and put everything into making it to heaven.

    You can finally find love

    If you can’t find love in the office, maybe you’ll find it if you spend your 9-to-5 in the streets. Think about it.


    NEXT READ: 7 Ways To Make Money Without Working For It


  • I Couldn’t Keep Up With My Overambitious Boyfriend, So I Left

    I Couldn’t Keep Up With My Overambitious Boyfriend, So I Left

    This is Dorcas’* story, as told to Boluwatife

    Image: Godisable Jacob via Pexels

    I caused my first and only real heartbreak at 21, but even though it felt like tearing my heart out, I’d do it again if I had to.

    I met Joseph* in 2014, our first year at the university. We were still settling into school life, and he was this active, outspoken guy who seemed to be everywhere at once. I, on the other hand, was what you’d describe as a wallflower. When the time came for us to choose a class governor, he was the obvious choice. That was how we got close. A lecturer had given us an assignment due at the end of the day, and I was nowhere near finished, so I met Joseph and begged him to delay submitting everyone’s work by an hour. He did, and that’s how we became friends.

    He soon started telling me he liked me, and I liked how it seemed he only had eyes for me. We started dating about a month after the assignment incident and were together through all five years in school. It wasn’t all smooth, though.

    Joseph was a loud and very ambitious person, a walking representation of an “I must get everything I want” mantra. He always wanted to be better than everyone, the poster boy of success. I’m the direct opposite of that. 

    As the daughter of a preacher, I grew up with a contentment mentality. My siblings and I were taught to enjoy the simple things — food, a roof over our heads and just enough money to meet our basic needs and maybe help those around us. Even though I started rebelling against religion around the time I entered university, I still have the same mindset. Economists tell us that man’s needs are unlimited; we’ll always want the next big thing. That sounds like a wasted life to me, where you can’t enjoy what you have because something else looks better, and you just need to have it. For as long as I can remember, I’ve just wanted to be. Not to want something so much, it affects my life. 

    This personality clash was the major cause of the fights Joseph and I had.

    When he ventured into student union politics in our second year, he struggled to understand why I thought he needed to focus on his studies instead. He also didn’t understand why I was angry that he decided to spend all his savings on a Nokia Lumia when he still had a perfectly working phone because, in his words, “Everyone is using Nokia Lumia now”. 

    He also expected me to get that his sudden friendship and partying with shady guys on campus was because he needed to boost his street credibility ahead of running for student union president. Through all this, it didn’t occur to me to leave him. He was all I knew, and maybe this was due to his “must-have-everything” nature, but he constantly showered me with love and attention. There was no reason for me to want more.


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    The extent of how far he’d go for success only became fully apparent to me after we left school in 2019. He didn’t go for service immediately because he had to sort out some issues with the school’s senate, so I worked my NYSC posting to the same state we were in so he wouldn’t feel left out, and I’d be closer to him. 

    But even with that, he started getting frustrated about his mates being ahead of him, so he told me he’d decided to make money via internet fraud. I was shocked. This was someone whose parents were quite comfortable and who lacked nothing. His rationale was, Nigeria didn’t reward honest work, and that his parent’s money was theirs, not his. He gave two of his cousins as examples. They’d been working for about four years at the time, but still couldn’t afford a car. As is typical of him, he gave what he thought were convincing reasons why he had to “make a name” for himself. He said it was so he could also provide for me. He assured me he’d only do it for a few years until he made enough money to leave the country.

    That’s when I mentally checked out of the relationship. If he could go this far to make money he didn’t really need, what happens if he someday became broke? I knew I had to leave, but I didn’t know how. Then about four months later, in late 2019, he landed a tech job. I was relieved, thinking it’d be the end of internet fraud. But remember what the economists say? He was used to having more and didn’t want to be limited to a salary, so he still did fraud on the side. That was what finally gave me the courage to end the relationship. I cried for weeks after, but I know it was the best decision I’ve ever made. 

    He’s a high-flying tech bro now — I see his exploits every now and then on LinkedIn — but I know he’ll always be looking for the next big thing, legal or not. I can’t live like that. If I’d stayed, we’d probably be a “power couple”, but I wouldn’t be at peace. I may never gather enough money from my 9-5 to go on a luxury vacation or japa, but I’m fulfilled with what I have; a career, friends and good health. I’m at peace.


    *Names have been changed to protect their identity.


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  • 10 Pictures That Are Too Real for Nigerians During Salary Week

    10 Pictures That Are Too Real for Nigerians During Salary Week

    When you’re broke but still need to go to work

    If you’re not working remotely, this is the genesis of your problems.

    And you don’t have a car but still need to pay for transportation

    Two options:  you can either call in sick or pretend it’s the weekend.

    When you try to borrow from people but they’re broke too

    Everyone else is waiting for their salaries too.

    And you start to convince yourself that it’s only a few more days before your salary drops

    It’s the hope that kills, but you have to stay alive till it comes.

    You start budgeting because you’ve finally realized that you need to do better with money

    All those money skills that only work when there’s no actual money.

    You start to regret your terrible spending habits

    You flashback to the times when you were (acting like) a baller.

    Salary day comes, it’s 2 pm, and the alert still hasn’t dropped

    The anxiety is second to none.

    You also can’t go home because how will you trek from Yaba to Berger?

    This is where you start pretending to work late but you’re actually losing your mind.

    Your salary finally drops and you breathe a sigh of relief

      Your enemies have been put to shame.

    Then you forget your budget and start spending like you’re Otedola’s long lost child

    Budget who? You’ve suffered too much to not spend this money.


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  • “Nobody Can Call Me a Burden” — Nigerian Women on Going 50/50 Financially With Their Spouses

    “Nobody Can Call Me a Burden” — Nigerian Women on Going 50/50 Financially With Their Spouses

    Recently, American actress Gabrielle Union and her husband became the subject of multiple internet think pieces after she revealed they take a 50/50 approach to their finances as a married couple.

    Considering Nigeria’s mainly patriarchial society that still pushes the male-head-of-household mantra, I reached out to married Nigerian women to confirm whether there are Nigerian homes that employ the 50/50 approach to finances, too. It turns out, there are.

    “At least, nobody can call me a burden” — Tola*, 33

    I got married immediately after graduating from the university in 2015. I didn’t have a job, but he made enough money for both of us. He never complained about it, and I didn’t think getting a job was necessary. When we had twins in 2017, he began to murmur about expenses. One day, I asked him for money for a friend’s asoebi, and he said, “Do you want to kill me with demands?” I reported him to an older friend who told me to get something to do if I didn’t want my husband to develop hypertension.

    When my children turned six months, I told my husband I wanted to find a job. He agreed, and luckily, I found a job quickly and got my sister to live with us and help out with the kids. Now, I give him half of my salary immediately it enters and still buy things in the house. My family usually says, “Isn’t your husband supposed to be taking care of you?” I don’t care. At least nobody can call me a burden.

    “It just works” — Precious*, 29

    My husband and I have a joint account, (separate from our personal accounts), where we send half of our salaries at the end of every month. It’s money from this account we use to sort out household expenses. We’ve done that for two years now, and it works for us. When money in the joint account isn’t sufficient for a particular expense, my husband makes up the difference.

    “It’s my way of showing support” — Lolade*, 27

    My husband and I have always gone 50/50, even before marriage. We’d go 50/50 for major dates and did the same for our wedding. Now, he handles household expenses like rent, fuel and major home repairs, while I handle groceries, data and Netflix bills, and little needs. When we have kids, we’ll also figure out a way to split. I earn more than he does, so it’s my way of showing support.

    “It’s quite tough” — Mimi*, 36

    My husband is really conservative. If not for the state of the nation, he wouldn’t even allow me to work at all. He got me a clothes retail shop some years ago on the condition that I’d use my income to support the home. It started out well, but recently, I’ve had to take up almost 70% of the household expenses, including the children’s school fees. He’s usually owed salaries at his workplace, so most times, we have to borrow from my business. This money hardly gets refunded. It’s quite tough because I have zero savings, and I can’t even complain because it’d seem like I’m being disrespectful.


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    “We only go 50/50 on rent” — Nana*, 28

    When we decided to move to Lekki to be closer to work in 2021, we agreed that we’d have to split the ₦3m rent because neither of us could afford it alone. That’s the only thing we split 50/50. For other household expenses, we just attend to them as they come. He can buy foodstuff at the supermarket on his way home today, and I can remember we need engine oil when I step out tomorrow and just buy it.

    “It’s not a rigid arrangement” — Chinny*, 30

    My husband and I each earn below ₦100k per month, and we know it’s impossible to have an average standard of living if we rely on only one person’s salary. So, we pool half of our resources together to settle the bills and school fees of our two kids. It’s not a rigid arrangement. Some months, I may take up 70% of the expenses, and other times it’s 40%. We just do whatever we can to survive.

    “It sometimes feels unfair” — Glory*, 31

    My husband and I decided to go 50/50 when I got a job that paid more than his in 2021, but it sometimes feels unfair. I only agreed to go 50/50 when money started being an issue in the house. He felt I had money but was comfortable with him being broke, so I agreed to the arrangement to let peace reign. His idea of 50/50 doesn’t apply to household chores. I still do everything in the home. I’ve brought this up a number of times, but he takes it to mean I want to start ordering him around because I have money. If I can support him with the finances, why can’t he support me with chores?

    *Names have been changed for the sake of anonymity.



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  • How to Ask for Money Politely: 14 Tips and Tricks

    How to Ask for Money Politely: 14 Tips and Tricks

    Sapa is that annoying visitor who invades our lives uninvited — and when shit goes down, we’re often conflicted on how to ask for money politely.

    Being needy comes with an uncomfortable level of vulnerability, but with these tips and tricks, you’ll maintain your idan status whether you’re asking for a giveaway or chasing your debtors.

    How to politely ask for your money back when you’re the loaner

    It goes without saying when lending money to friends, family or associates, that it’s important to part with what you’re comfortable with losing. In case things go south, the cash shouldn’t be consequential to your personal needs and projects. But you still need to try to get your money back regardless, and that’s where we come in.

    Send reminders

    How to Ask for Money Politely

    Don’t wait until the agreed-upon date before asking for your money. Send a subtle reminder a week or some days before to rule out the chances of the person forgetting.

    Don’t be confrontational

    How to Ask for Money Politely

    There’s a popular Yoruba saying: “Owo lo ba oju ore je” meaning “Money ruins relationships”. Unless the person is being difficult, maintain a casual and friendly tone when requesting for your money.

    Involve a trusted third party

    Let’s be real. Friends can get comfortable and not see the need to take your request for a refund seriously. Just make sure the trusted party is someone you’re both comfortable with. A word or two from this person can speed up the refund process.

    Drop hints about your financial situation

    You can’t be taken seriously if you’re oozing rich vibes while requesting your money. This is really the time to put on the best sapa version of yourself. The debtor will pity you.

    Insist on face-to-face interaction

    How to Ask for Money Politely

    Asking for your money face-to-face is more effective. Texts can be easily ignored.

    How to politely ask for a loan

    Life is unpredictable. The baller of yesterday can be in need of urgent ₦2k tomorrow, and it’s perfectly okay. It’s important, however, to learn how to ask for money in a polite manner. You aren’t entitled to people’s money, so rejection shouldn’t enlist you into Bitterleaf FC.

    Be honest

    Don’t exaggerate your need. Remember, that person could also be settling a financial commitment with what they loan you. There’s no need to tell lies to get them to do your bidding.

    Be specific

    “Anything wey you fit afford my boss” is not an amount. Always put a figure to what you need, to avoid wasting everyone’s time.

    Communicate your repayment plan

    This shows how committed you are to returning what you’ve lent, which encourages the loaner to open their purse faster. This is also the point where you come clean about paying in installments.

    Don’t be desperate

    “₦10k for ₦15k”. The juicy interest might spur your lender into opening their purse, but your desperation has earned you an extra ₦5k debt. Don’t do this.

    Asking for money politely when you need donations

    You may be tasked to organise an event that requires public financial input. But people won’t always be as committed to the project as you’re, so you might want to keep these tips in mind on how to ask for money politely when you need donations.

    Spell out the occasion

    How to Ask for Money Politely

    A wedding party, a graduation, a charity outreach? People need to know why you’re asking them to part with their money. Your communication should be clear from the onset.

    Don’t put a figure to it

    Remember, whatever the event, it may not be as important to them as it is to you. So, you can’t make demands about what they should donate. However, if your messaging about the occasion is clear, this can encourage donors to part with significant sums.

    Make it easy to donate

    This is often overlooked because it sounds easy. But, please, your donors shouldn’t have to chase you for bank account info, links to websites or GoFundMe accounts.

    Conceal donors’ identity

    How to Ask for Money Politely

    Announcing donors and donated amounts may be a smart trick to create FOMO and get more people involved. But please, do this with caution. Unless they ask to be identified, assure your donors of their anonymity.

    Keep your reminders subtle

    Since it’s a donation, a lot of persuasion goes into getting people to part with their money. However, ceaseless reminders can get irritating real quick.

  • How Much Should These Nigerian Professions Really Earn?

    How Much Should These Nigerian Professions Really Earn?

    Bank staff – ₦‎60k

    They already count more than enough money every day. Why would they ever need more?

    Politicians – ₦‎33k

    If they really want to be public servants, they should lead by example and collect a minimum wage. It’s the least they can do.

    Barbers –  ₦‎1 million

    They can literally mess up your look for the next month. You definitely don’t want to mess with their pay.

    Policemen – ₦‎500k

    Let’s pay them well enough that it won’t even occur to them to stress us whenever we meet them on the road.

    Teachers – ₦500k

    Do you really want to underpay the people responsible for ensuring your child’s future is bright? Do you want to pay for a low-current future?

    Doctors – Whatever they ask for

    We don’t even have enough of them, so we can’t afford to play hard-to-get with the people japa-ing  every other Tuesday.

    Lagos babes – Everything and more

    Like it or not, being a Lagos babe is a full-time profession. Serving looks not only requires talent, but lots of money too. That’s why ‎they deserve everything.


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  • These 15 “Good” Lies Will Surely Get You Money From Your Stingy Boyfriend

    These 15 “Good” Lies Will Surely Get You Money From Your Stingy Boyfriend

    It’s not like we’re trying to lead you astray, but if you’ve already decided to lie, you might as well tell a really good one. Just promise to share the money when you get it because these formats will definitely work every time.

    Tell him it’s a loan

    The first step is to make it seem like you intend to pay back, even though you and I both know that’s not in the plan.

    And that you’d pay back with interest

    Just don’t clarify what type of interest you mean. If he ever brings it up when it’s time to pay back, you can say the interest you offered was a hug or a pat on the head. Interest is interest.

    Say there’s something wrong with your credit alerts

    And you just want to know what it feels like for money to hit your account. You can throw in small sweet words and head rubs for pizzazz.

    Tell him the last person who gave you money got blessed

    If he doesn’t feel encouraged to try it out, he lacks faith in you, and why are you dating such an opp?

    Say your [distant] family member swallowed a razor

    Crazier things have happened. At least we were here when he heard that snake swallowed millions. Just tell him someone swallowed a razor, and now everyone needs to contribute to foot the medical bills.

    Tell him you crave money in your account

    This will probably only work if you’re pregnant sha. We’ll recommend getting pregnant first so this format works better for you.

    Claim to be broke

    This might even be an obvious lie, because Nigerian babes are rich. But you could try.

    Blame Nigerian banks

    Nigerian banks already have a reputation of doing everything else except their work, so this won’t be too far off. Just say something in the lines of, your bank locked your account, and boo will do the needful.

    Tell him you want to buy him a gift

    He’d be too impressed at the fact that you’re actually thinking of him to ask why you aren’t using your own money. 

    Tell him you want to buy yourself a gift

    And if he says no, it just means he doesn’t think you’re worthy of good things. Is that who you should be dating, sis?

    Say you want to start a business 

    TBH, using all the money to look good is good business, so this isn’t even a lie.

    Tell him you’ve found a sugar daddy 

    If he likes you, he’ll know he needs to step up so they don’t snatch you away from him. If he doesn’t like you, though…

    Say you’re owing Palmpay

    He wouldn’t want you to be disgraced, so he’ll cough up the money.

    Tell him you need money for school or anything specific 

    You already call him “daddy”, so he might as well start acting like your father.

    Just call him and start crying 

    At this point, you can be as creative as possible. Form sadness and tell him you don’t think he’d still love you if you were a worm. He’d probably try to appease you, and that’s when you ask for the money.


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  • How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    On WhatsApp, you can do a lot more than staying in touch with loved ones — if you didn’t already know this, here’s your much-needed guide on how to make money online in Nigeria with Whatsapp.

    How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    What is WhatsApp?

    WhatsApp is an instant messaging platform that allows users to stay connected in real-time and basically keep in touch. Think of it as that one app that came to the aid of Nigerians when telcos ripped them off with ridiculous phone call tariff plans.

    Over the years, WhatsApp’s contact-gathering model has opened its users’ eyes to the many money-making potentials of the app. From heavy marketing through broadcast messages to advertising products via the status update feature, there are several options to explore if you want to make money online.

    If you’re still clueless about how to make money on WhatsApp in Nigeria, this is the guide you need.

    Advertise your products and services

    WhatsApp contacts can potential customers or can help you generate sales leads for new or existing business owners.

    All you need to do is make sure you’re making the most of your contact list and consistently amplifying your marketing efforts by doing these things:

    How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    Source: Sasaeniyanng

    • Advertise your products and services by sending broadcast messages to contacts and WhatsApp groups.
    • Share pictures of your products and make announcements on your WhatsApp status.
    • Consider using the WhatsApp for Business app as it comes with features that will make your business organised.

    Affiliate marketing

    How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    If you’re considering ways to make money on WhatsApp in Nigeria, don’t sleep on affiliate marketing. In plain terms, you’ll simply be promoting other people’s products or services and getting commissions from them.

    First, find credible affiliate programmes and get a referral link that assures your commission anytime a sale is made through you. Some companies also have affiliate links to products on their website.

    Once you have a referral link, start thinking of creative ways to approach your WhatsApp contacts. The link can be shared as a WhatsApp status, in WhatsApp groups or as a broadcast message. Whenever someone on your contact list makes a purchase, you smile to the bank with your affiliate commission.

    You also stand to earn if your contacts share your affiliate link with their contacts and people make purchases.

    It’s important that with each sales effort, you take stock of products your contacts are interested in. You can run a quick survey with the poll feature on WhatsApp to find out your contacts’ consumer needs.

    Some affiliate marketing networks in Nigeria are: Jumia affiliate marketing network, Konga affiliate marketing and Wakanow affiliate marketing programme.

    Conduct online workshops and webinars

    How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    Consider this option to make money on Whatsapp in Nigeria if you’re proficient in your field and can easily transfer knowledge. The bulk of the work comes from promoting your online workshop or webinars in relevant WhatsApp groups and encouraging your contact to help you share too.

    You can set your desired registration fee as long as you can assure participants that they would get value for their money. It’s important that with each seminar, you create a new WhatsApp group and keep in touch with your students from time to time. This way, you’re growing an audience that’ll always appreciate your products and services.

    How to make money from WhatsApp stickers

    How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    If you’ve made fun of a friend or family member who uses ridiculous stickers of themselves during chats, the joke is on you as they’re most likely smiling to the bank.

    Chatting on WhatsApp became a lot more enjoyable with the introduction of stickers, but do you know people are cashing out from it? WhatsApp allows users to create their stickers and earn from them whenever users download from the store. To earn money on WhatsApp in Nigeria this way, here are some useful tips:

    • Create stickers: You don’t have to be a graphics designer to do this. You can simply convert personal pictures to stickers using the Stickers for WhatsApp & Maker app.
    • Compile a sticker pack: Make sure you keep to a central theme. For instance, you can have a Baba Suwe or Wizkid sticker pack.
    • Upload sticker packs to online stores such as and sell them. You should consider offering the sticker pack for free initially to attract a customer base.
    • Once you have a sizable audience, consider offering premium or exclusive sticker packs for a fee.
    • Use in-app purchases or subscription models within Whatsapp to monetise your sticker packs.

    How to monetise Whatsapp Groups

    Source: WhatsApp

    There’s no WhatsApp feature that allows you to earn by creating or joining a WhatsApp group at the moment, but this isn’t to say you can’t make money online this way. Your contact list can easily get cluttered with each new number you add, but with a WhatsApp group, it’s easier to grow your audience and build a network of potential customers in an organised way.

    While you can join other groups for networking, it’s advisable to create your own WhatsApp group where you’ll be the administrator. This way, you’ll have full control and can keep things organised for your audience.

    You can create and manage groups for relationship topics, employment opportunities, movie lovers, etc. then tailor your marketing efforts to the audience in each group.

    With all of this in place, here are some pointers to help you monetise a WhatsApp group:

    • Share your affiliate marketing links in the group.
    • Collaborate with experts to conduct online workshops/webinars for a fee.
    • Pitch your WhatsApp group to businesses for advertising gigs. For example, if you build a WhatsApp community for movie lovers, filmmakers can advertise their projects on your platform.
    • It’s important to create and share engaging content on your WhatsApp group from time to time. This will help you build a loyal following and will help you avoid getting “aired” when you’re marketing a product or service. God, abeg.

    Become a WhatsApp marketer

    How to Make Money on WhatsApp in Nigeria

    There’s such a thing as a WhatsApp marketer, and this is one of the several ways to make money online in Nigeria. As a WhatsApp marketer, your most important job is growing your contact list.

    Think of your loaded contact list as your product, and proceed to market this product to anyone who cares to listen. Use your social media platforms to announce your contact list with some of these messages:

    • Reach new customers through my vibrant WhatsApp group of 1000 active members.
    • Join our thriving WhatsApp group with 1000 active participants to tap into a goldmine of new customers today.
    • Expand your customer base with our vibrant WhatsApp group that boasts 1000 engaged members. Join now and make sales.

    Provide consultation services

    If you’re an expert in a particular field, this is another easy-peasy way for you to make money on WhatsApp in Nigeria. With WhatsApp’s voice call and video conferencing features, you can make a killing by offering consulting services.

    Whether your expertise is in health, fashion, business or entertainment, you can provide personalised advice and guidance to clients through virtual one-on-one conversations via WhatsApp.

    Develop a strong reputation for delivering valuable insights and urge your satisfied clients to spread the word.

    You can also blow your trumpet through broadcast messages to your contacts, messages to WhatsApp groups and the status update feature. Just make sure to charge all your new clients properly.

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  • The Best Nigerian Songs to Listen to When That Credit Alert Hits

    The Best Nigerian Songs to Listen to When That Credit Alert Hits

    If there’s one thing that makes Nigerians (well, anybody) happy, it’s salary week

    If you know you’re getting ready to cash out over the next few days, this playlist is for you. Remember to enjoy this moment because SAPA is always around the corner, waiting to take your last card. 

    Chop My Money — P-Square

    This is a great song to sing in the club when that salary hits. But also note that this is an invitation, so don’t be mad if someone does indeed chop your money in the end. 

    2 Sugar — Wizkid and Ayra Starr 

    2 Sugar off Wizkid’s More Love, Less Ego might hint at protecting your mental health. But the way Ayra sings, “Sho ri nonsense, ma gbe sun mo mi” makes it the perfect song to dedicate to all those people who wait until salary week to ask if they can borrow small cash for one problem or the other. Ogbeni, “I dey fight my own demons, don’t you see?” 

    Peace Be Unto You (PBUY) — Asake 

    Asake is the current, always-dropping music, reigning king of party music in Nigeria. Period. But if there’s one of his many hit songs that I’d gladly put on a salary week playlist, it’s Peace Be Unto You (PBUY). On this song, Asake recognises that hard work brings money into your account, so my dear, spend that cash because you earned it. However, the best part is when he sings, “Before them use me, I go use myself”, meaning spend your money before unnecessary wahala lands on your doorstep to snatch it from you. 

    Billionaire — Stanley Okorie

    It doesn’t matter whether your salary is in billions, millions, hundreds of thousands or just small thousands; you’ll relate to Stanley Okorie’s Billionaire on salary day. But please and please, take that “no mercy for money” part with a pinch of salt. After all, the song’s title is still “Billionaire”, not ₦10k. 

    Unavailable — Davido and Musa Keys 

    This special number is dedicated to bills and people who like to bill. Yes, it’s salary week, but like Davido said, “If it’s not owo, I can’t talk”. So, forget I exist unless you plan on giving me more money. We’ll all be fine last last. 

    Holiday — Rema

    It’s good to celebrate salary week, but it’s also good to remember all the times when bad belle people cast you away. Nothing screams “New money” like a good grass-to-grace story. 

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    Who’s Your Guy? — Spyro 

    Who’s the big boss in the street right now? Yes, it’s you, bitch. Now that salary has come, best believe you’re about to be everybody’s guy. Just remember to divide the bill by everybody on the table because the money still has to last you until next month. 

    Asiwaju — Ruger 

    This song might be tied to someone who allegedly sold drugs — I said, “allegedly” here, and I didn’t mention names. But it doesn’t mean you can’t use it to celebrate your win as a fucking baller who’s ahead of people whose salary doesn’t come until the first week of a new month. 

    Who Born the Maga — Wande Coal and K-Switch 

    Having natural confidence is sweet. But you know what’s sweeter? Having natural confidence that’s also backed by funds. No one can tell you nonsense during salary week. No, like, who actually born the maga? Having money is the real BDE, trust me. 

    Bandana — Fireboy DML and Asake

    This song works two ways. One, it’s a reminder to everyone that you’ve arrived now that the bag has been secured. But it could also serve as a warning from SAPA that you’ll never see him coming. So, tap into whichever anointing and spirit you feel when singing Asake’s chorus. 

    Party No Dey Stop — Adekunle Gold and Zinoleesky 

    Yes, this is an Adekunle Gold banger, but it’s also the motto for the first two weekends after salary drops. Why are you at home on a Friday night with all that money in your account? Better listen to AG and Zino and go pop some bottles — champagne or beer, a bottle is a bottle. 

    Loaded — Tiwa Savage and Asake 

    This song doesn’t need too much serenre because you get the gist when Asake starts singing, “I’m loaded”. It’s either you’re loaded, or you’re not. Loaded people, please, come to the front. The rest of you, go and listen to Tiwa’s Stamina until your money drops because that’s what you’ll need to withstand the SAPA. 

    Finesse — Pheelz and BNXN 

    No, but whose business is it that you’re broke? Sure, you’ll have to inconvenience your friends and family by borrowing money and begging for food later, but for now, enjoy Folake for the night

    Suffer Suffer — Lady Donli 

    Raise your hands if you didn’t come to this life to suffer. This Lady Donli anthem off her 2019 album, Enjoy Your Life, is a perfect reminder that we were put on earth to have a good time (another Lady Donli song). Suffering is not your portion, so wipe away that poverty mentality and enjoy some of the money you busted your butt making over the last month. 

    Godwin — Korede Bello 

    What God cannot do does not exist. It’s not easy being a salary earner. 

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  • All the Ways to Make Money on TikTok in Nigeria

    All the Ways to Make Money on TikTok in Nigeria

    A staggering number of young Nigerians spend time on TikTok and if you’re one of them, here’s your ultimate guide to how you can make money on TikTok in Nigeria.

    All the Ways to Make Money on TikTok in Nigeria

    What is TikTok?

    TikTok is another video-based platform that has grown to become one of the most popular social media network with over a billion monthly active users.

    A lot of young Nigerians have fallen in love with the platform, particularly because it’s easy to grow a large following if you consistently share content that users find interesting. But do you know that you can monetize the content you create on TikTok? In 2022, American media personality and TikTok creator, Charli D’Amelio earned an estimated $17.5m on the platform.

    Read this guide to make money online in Nigeria as a TikTok creator.

    Create an active account

    All the Ways to Make Money on TikTok in Nigeria

    It goes without saying that your first step to earning an income on TikTok is to sign up. Follow these steps to create an account; it takes five minutes.

    Sell products on TikTok

    All the Ways to Make Money on TikTok in Nigeria

    If you’re a business owner and have a large following on TikTok, this is your easiest bet to becoming a top-paid TikTok creator. Create content around your product and watch your revenue increase. For example, if you create recipe videos and highlight the products you use, Maggi can pay you to use their product in your videos if you know what you’re doing.

    Live giveaways

    Are you even Nigerian if giveaways don’t excite you? TikTok allows users to participate in live giveaways, and you can earn an average of $1–3 per giveaway.

    To make money online in Nigeria this way, you need to have at least a thousand subscribers, which grants you access to the stream feature. TikTok allows followers to appreciate you by sending virtual gifts. The virtual gifts are icons that represent a different dollar amount. You can proceed to trade your virtual icons for virtual diamonds. The virtual diamonds are what you need to collect real money via platforms like PayPal.

    Some tips to note:

    • Spend some time on your live sessions: The longer you stay, the higher the chances of more people joining and giving you that schmoney.
    • Do it at  the right time: Study your audience and know when they’re most active., Figure out if they’re nightcrawlers or morning people. This means you’re either going live first thing in the morning or late at night when the normal people are asleep.

    Affiliate marketing

    Don’t sleep on affiliate marketing if you want to make money on TikTok in Nigeria. If you don’t have a sizable following (1k-5k), it might be best to wait it out while you work on increasing your organic traffic.

    With affiliate marketing, you’re advertising products/services online via links, and it’s a win-win situation if you’re able to convert your followers to customers.

    Depending on the terms, you can be compensated with as much as $5 for every sale you close. Now, let’s imagine a scenario where you get $5 each from a thousand paying followers. Do the maths dear.

    Offer advertising services

    All the Ways to Make Money on TikTok in Nigeria

    With a huge following on TikTok, you are sitting on a potential money-minting machine. First, gather your analytics as this will help you charge your actual worth from brands.

    Once you have the numbers at hand, seek out businesses looking to sell their market and offer advertising services. Since it’s a paid ad, you’ll be using your video to promote their products and services.

    P.S: You have to put on your negotiating cap to make a killing here.

    TikTok creator fund

    Source: TikTok

    The Creators Fund is TikTok’s way of telling creators on the platform: we see you and we appreciate you. The catch? It’s appreciation that comes with funds.

    This method of earning money on TikTok is handy for users who create instructional material or live streaming. The creator also has the option of going with either of two monthly programmes: “Informative Content” and “Live Broadcasts.”

    To earn money this way, it’s important for content creators to apply and meet up with requirements within a month.

    Some key requirements:

    • Be at least 18 years old,
    • Post original content that adheres to the site’s guidelines,
    • Publish at least three videos in the past month, and
    • Get an average of 10,000 views per video.

    P.S: The TikTok Creator Fund is not available for creators in Nigeria.

    TikTok Creator Marketplace

    All the Ways to Make Money on TikTok in Nigeria

    Source: TikTok

    Think of the creator marketplace as where creators close big deals. So, you definitely want to be here if you’d like to make money on TikTok in Nigeria.

    It’s the official platform for brands and creators to partner on projects. Here, brands are able to choose from a pool of creators that align with their campaign needs.

    The marketplace can be likened to an influencer agency where brands can easily choose who they want to collaborate with.

    No specific requirements by TikTok but you want to keep the following in mind:

    • You are over the age of 18
    • You have an account with more than 10 thousand subscribers;
    • You’ve released at least three videos and got one hundred thousand likes in the preceding 28 days.

    Join hashtag challenge

    TikTok is the gift that keeps giving because what other social network lets you make money from using hashtags? Hashtag challenges are organised by the network itself or sponsors, and it gives users an opportunity to earn extra money.

    Popular vloggers are contracted to promote the hashtag and they get paid for their services. It’s important to note that TikTok’s advertising department is the only entity authorised to organise an official hashtag challenge and the budget runs into several millions of dollars.

    However, brands can also approach creators on the platform to promote a hashtag at a fee.

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