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  • The Miracle Of Compound Interest As Experienced By Local Man

    Hello, guys. Welcome to my Youtube channel (I have always wanted to say that).

    If you are anything like me, mathematics and anything financially inclined stresses you out.

    Health insurance, Pension, Tax, Compound Interest, Black Tax.

    But…This year we are being responsible.

    So, I decided to find available investments and I stumbled upon a miracle – compound interest.

    Don’t be deceived, I am an olodo too.

    The greatest wonder of the world – compound Interest – well, after Canada that is.

    So, basically it works by putting money away regularly for a long time and not touching it at all (lol).

    So, let’s say you put N50,000 away every year (salary has finished) at a 10% interest rate per year.

    That means you start with N50,000 and add in N50,000 every other year. You allow everything to roll over to the next year in addition to the interest on it and you don’t touch it at all. You do this year in and out

    So, what happens is that you get this chart if you don’t touch the money:

    And so on and so forth till year 30.

    Kini big deal right?

    It doesn’t look remarkable but if you do this every year for 30 years, a miracle then starts to occur after the 20th year.

    How long is our life expectancy self?

    The money starts to grow at an alarming rate.

    From the 20th to the 30th year, boom! The money rises (unlike our economy) and you have this:

    Suddenly, N50,000 per year will give you 9 million after 30 years. As long as you let the money and interest rollover without touching it.

    While it sounds lit on paper, is it possible to put money away consistently for such a long period of time?

    The truth is I don’t know but I am going to try.

    Crying ahead of time.

    If I am not alive before 30 years is over, I am going to be really angry with whoever came up with this concept.

    Give me back my compound interest diamonds money.

    Was this helpful? Let me know in the comments section. Here is a link to a compound interest calculator I found.

  • QUIZ: Which Part Of Your Life Would You Like A Leicester Blessing?

    Leicester City did what most people thought impossible when they won the  Premier League on May 1st.

    Although they stood at a 5000/1 chance at winning, they still managed to come out on top after starting from the bottom. Haters will say Leicester City won because a Buddhist monk prayed for the team, their own teams won’t sha be smelling the cup this season.

    Everybody loves a miraculous blessing, take this quiz to find out where yours should be.

  • Are Disabilities A Curse?
    Unfortunately disability is usually treated as an ailment that can be healed only by pity and miracles. As a result, constructive advise and moral support is hardly offered to families of the disabled.

    This Zambian shared the reactions he faced when he visited the hospital with his son.

    So I’m seated with him at the hospital, waiting for a doctor. Elderly lady across starts chatting with me. General chat about hin

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    friend of hers comes to say bye to elderly lady, and this friend is with a youngish man who looks a pastor *he was holding a chi big bible*

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    As friend to elderly lady was about to go, she comes and talks to me asking about my boy. She says he’s very handsome, asks “what’s wrong”

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    I tell her he’s got CP, and he’s fine. She again compliments his looks, then talks of her church. Worn Bible thumping Pastorman joins in

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    She says she’s going, asks if they can say a prayer for my boy. I’m like sure. Pastorman starts a prayer full of GAARD, LAAWD, A-MAINE

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    The prayer is all good *other then the untraceable American accent, and his inability to say God, Lord, or amen*. Prayer ends

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    He then touches my boys head, and tells me “Your boy is healed, he will walk, and he will talk, amen.” I just stared at him unsmiling.

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    He repeated the statement, and I would have punched him had the old lady not been there.

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    It is extreme fuckery to tell parent/parents of a disabled child that their kid will be cured by your American accented, half baked prayer

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    Being a parent of a disabled kid is hell. Every friggin day you live wondering what you could have done differently to have prevented it

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    Every so often, you’re told of some powerful pastor/prophet/man of God who can perform miracles. You’re told to travel to Naija with him

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    Very few people offer any meaningful advice, help, or prayer. Very few pray 4 u to stay strong in faith and soul. It’s all instant miracle

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    Disability is not a curse from God, or spiritual/demonic possession. Disabled people are people too, all they need is love and support

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    If ever you see a disabled person, let them be. Don’t be treating them like they are cursed/possessed and only prayers is all they need

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

    They need prayers, support, physiotherapy, wheelchairs, etc. They don’t need recruitment into your spiritual warfare beliefs

    — Comrade Mr Mulos Esq (@mulos) January 24, 2016

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