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  • 9 Milestones That Indicate That You’re Now An Adult In A Nigerian Home

    9 Milestones That Indicate That You’re Now An Adult In A Nigerian Home

    Freedom is a beautiful thing. For many Nigerians, doing any of these signifies that you have finally started to unlock some of the freedom that comes with growing up.

    1) Not going to church.

    The first time you successfully get away with not going to church or even switching church, it means you have unlocked adulting 101.

    2) Drinking in front of your parents.

    Talk about mask off. You can now see the real me.

    3) Eating two pieces of meat with your chest.

    No more hiding meat under rice because the dog days are over. We eating good now.

    4) Not asking for permission before leaving the house.

    Resist the urge to shalaye.

    5) Bringing your partner home.

    The only downside to this is that it means it’s marriage’o’clock.

    6) Trading work banter with your parents.

    Nigerian parents start to respect you more when you can trade and relate to war stories from Lagos traffic, and working in Lagos. Real recognize real.

    7) Waking up late during the weekend and not feeling guilty.

    If your parents no longer hassle you for waking up late during the weekend, you have unlocked proper adulting.

    8) Turning on the generator at will.

    No more waiting for night time to run the generator because you can afford to buy fuel. And also, your money now grows like grass.

    9) No fear when you haven’t done your chores.

    Because your parents will understand.

  • 8 Milestones You Have To Reach With Bae

    1. The first time you both slay at an Owambe together

    And make sure you slay, remember; the couple that slays together, stays together!

    2. The first fight when your blood is just hot

    ‘Please, please, I don’t care if it’s World Cup final, my Telemundo is on now!’

    3. Your first romantic okada ride together

    You people will start forming and say this one is not romantic, stop lying there!

    4. The first time you spend the night at bae’s house and you start thinking of how to code your snoring

    Hmm, maybe if I block her ear when she’s sleeping, she won’t be scared of the noise.

    5. The first time you cook for bae and he wants to eat the plate join

    When you’ve finished confusing bae’s head with efo-riro, the best!

    6. The first time you meet each other’s parents

    This one is serious oh, bae is no longer looking at you with small eyes again.

    7. The first time you meet each other’s friends

    As per, you’re now part of bae’s family oh!

    8. When bae understands that Ghana weaving is work and he helps you take your braids out for the first time

    No,no, no, you just have to marry bae after this!