If you graduated from Medilag then this quiz should be a breeze for you.
Try below:
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14 Struggles That People Who Didn’t Attend Medilag Won’t Understand
Luth is/was a bubble. A slice of a slice of the world tucked away. If you went to Luth or you currently school there, chances are that you’ll relate to one or more of these.
1) River Luth.
Let’s start by giving honor to whom honor is due. We shall not speak too much on this because God no go shame us outside.
2) Kissing with both eyes very very wide open because of security men.
If you know, you know.
3) Hustling food on Sundays.
The ghetto. The only other option was foodie rice with no meat. Dog days are over.
4) Celebrating 50 on the dot.
How many times did you have to remind yourself in the exam hall that you were first in primary school? A whole star boy/girl humbled by Luth. The worst part was Akoka people not being able to relate to why 50 was a big deal.
5) Radiography hustle.
If you ever went to see woman in radiography hostel, line up pls.
6) Playing temple run because of OPH rats.
OPH rats will put the fear of God in the heart of a non-believer.
7) Praying at Hall 36.
Especially when your village people followed you to write your incourse. Luth made people believe in a higher power.
8) Going to read overnight because of our landlords.
Where landlord = bed bugs. And read = sleep of course.
Young african male working in the office business sleeping 9) Hostel runs.
Hustling to submit forms with your guys and also choosing the block that had a running shower.
10) The great migration.
Going from one block to the other to have your bath because of clean toilet – especially on mama Balo’s floor.
11) Pharmacy student and lab reports.
Pharmacognosy. Dispensing. Every time, “I have report to write.” Sorry oh, secretary.
12) Dental students and “I need three patients.”
Class one, class two, class pls let us graduate. Sorry oh, marketer.
13) Medical students and “I have not signed my logbook.”
Every time, “Have you signed?” Pẹlẹ, P.A to the Provost.
14) Only OG’s know Bread man and Ceedars.
When will you marry?
Now that I have your attention, please help broadcast this petition to pay House Officers their arrears.
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15 Things You Absolutely Do Not Need To Remember About Medilag
So, you finished from Medilag? and life has been good to you, so you now have selective amnesia from your time there? Alright, I am here to remind you about all the many evils God delivered you from.
Come along as I remind you:
1) Bed bugs:
If I don’t start this list with the honourable owners of the school, have I even started? Chief executive terrorists. This menace forced many people to go for overnight. No matter how many times we fumigated, they just never died.
2) Collabo rice:
Let’s just thank God the dog days are over because see ehn.
3) Overnight – sleep:
How many times did you follow your roommate to class only to end up battling with sleep? show of hands if this sounds like you. Sleep is usually sweetest on the night of the incourse you didn’t read for.
4) Water scarcity:
God bless Gtbank, Kb tank, and mosque for not putting us to shame that year in medilag.
5) Ceedars:
If you know this name and you bought something from the kiosk, when will you marry?
6) Compssabration:
The absolute greatest thing to ever happen in the history of the school. We need another edition because this adulting is too much.
7) The generator is bad:
These words along with no fuel in the generator had enough power to ruin your week – how will we cook beans pls?
8) Getting your age in your first incourse:
The single most humbling moment in all of your academic life. Going up to the board and seeing 17,18,19. Over 100. Oluwa, can we have a discussion?
9) Mama Dee’s indomie:
Pepper roulette. It either had too much pepper or none at all. Nevertheless, it got the job done.
10) Cold room:
The most appropriate name is hot room. Riddle me this – where does reading stop and parole start inside cold room?
11) “Scaries”:
If you know, you know. Saving lives since 1980.
12) Hostel movement:
No human being should ever have to endure this. Somebody save me, I am in the ghetto.
13) Vuvuzela wars:
If final year students have not made midnight noise with whistles and vuvuzelas, did they really entire final year? I am sure some of the curses are still following the participants.
14) Compssa week:
The one week where enjoyment was a given throughout the whole year.
15) Love stroll:
Luth boys and let’s take a walk.
