Check out this incredibly funny story by Mazi Ibekwe.
ii) title of this story is 'seeking attention'..turn off d lights n grab ya popcorn pic.twitter.com/jGW0dUU5p1
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
iii) ………. pic.twitter.com/2ZG4A6XiZi
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
1) so I was on a bike one day like that..kinda high cuz vodka was in my system pic.twitter.com/Ryki7dlPIu
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
2) so this weird thought of just doing something funny for attention..i dnt know wat was wrong wv me
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
3) The bike man was speeding and I just shouted 'I want to confess oo' ' I want to confess oo' 'Oga stop lemme confess now o'
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
4) He slowed down and then stopped few seconds later ..he now looked at me like oya confess pic.twitter.com/pXSg4rOmKe
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
5) I was like dude..im just kidding den I started laughing..He started rolling his sleeves up and was like u must confess oo
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
6) I just stood there laughing like 'Guy I dey joke jor..that's how I do once a while'
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
8) you know how okada men gather up when one of dem is in problem?..they started coming like pic.twitter.com/QMhV2wuXr0
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
9) dis tingy is getting serious..yea I know I wanted attention but nah not like dis.y is dz bike man insisting like his life depends on it
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
10) people asked him why wants me to confess..thats how he started narrating his story. I read n help RT dem too
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
11) This bike man was once rich..very rich according to him, he had houses, cars and big companies
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
12) but something happened..he lost everything and his wife..he went broke like pic.twitter.com/BI5eZZhP7N
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
13) he said he consulted one herbalist like that.D baba told him he's suffering from unseen forces same forces behind Bokoharam
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
14) The Baba told him to use whatever amount of money left with him to start any business dat he will find who is behind his problems
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
15) and he will make it back after finding out…so he used all he had left to buy a bike and he hs bn riding dz bike for 5months til…
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
16)..dis day the mumu me shouted 'I want to confess oo'
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
17) after hearing his story..i knew I was done…vodka disappeared like Edo witches..my eyes come dey clear like I dey do clearance
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
18) after his story the rest of the okada men and people passing were like… pic.twitter.com/fUOvnUBGcO
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
19) they pounced on me and told me to confess..i tried running away but nah I was too Mikel. So dey grabbed me like pic.twitter.com/rPC8Jivvis
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
20) I cried and told them I have nothing to confess..they turned deaf ears to my pleading.beat me up n left me like pic.twitter.com/FBDoRQWezm
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
21) the bike man told me he must take me to the herbalist to confirm his story and my own story of seeking attention
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
22) it was a long ride..i was too weak to jump from d bike n run.we got there and saw d herbalist siting down like pic.twitter.com/ep0UrzIwO5
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
23) the baba looked at me and smiled den he told d bike man he is going to be rich soon…HOW? WHERE? WHAT I DO?
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
24? I started crying, praying and also tried figuring out how I ended up from a Bar to a shrine .it was hard my pipu pic.twitter.com/TxiJqslFbC
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
25) the Baba brought out his tools n started saying some Olamide n Seriki's raplines sorry incantations pic.twitter.com/T7NeFNfgHQ
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
26) Baba had his workers (small irumole) dress me up and ready for whatever he's up to..like pic.twitter.com/axVI0XXMWk
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
27) he was through with Olamide's verse n moving to Seriki's verse wen smoke came out of a big calabash..lawd my glory was too hot
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
28) smoke was so much ud think Wizkhalifa n SnoopLion were inside the calabash
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
29) The Baba shouted ' his destiny is too hot..we can't use his glory..take him back.' bike man was like pic.twitter.com/IbEzKVHXBB
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
30) it's either the people from my village following me took time to chill like or the Baba saw my prayerful mother pic.twitter.com/ETviYomY6O
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
31) I thought I was going to be used…I thought I was going to die like this Kitty>>>> pic.twitter.com/Jkinsas0Tw
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
32) but BABA of all other baba(s) saved me so I looked up to him like …n gave him praises pic.twitter.com/eZlFkwUXC9
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
33) ** The End** moral of the story. Attention seeking is bad sometimes .and I just got yall attention wv dz story…Bleeh bye *
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
34) btw..it's all fiction biko. Was on a bike wen d shii came to my head
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014