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maths | Zikoko!
  • QUIZ: Can You Make It to the End of This Primary 6 Math Quiz?

    May the force be with you.

    110 divided by 10 is:

  • QUIZ: Can You Make It To The End Of This JSS1 Math Quiz?

    Finish this Math quiz to prove you’re smarter than a JSS1 student.

    If you fail a question, the entire quiz ends.

    What is the square root of 121?

  • QUIZ: How Many Primary School Subjects Can You Handle?

    Do you think you’re smarter than a Primary school student? This quiz knows this answer:

    QUIZ: 11 Fun Trivia Quizzes For The Efikos Among Us

    Are you a smarty pants or not? Take this quiz.

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  • QUIZ: Can You Answer These Real Cowbellpedia Maths Questions?

    Cowbellpedia is a Nigerian mathematics quiz TV show that debuted in 2015. So, we decided to test y’all with 15 real questions from the show. It’s meant for secondary school students between the ages of 10 and 18, so you should have no problems acing it.

    Go ahead:

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  • 1. You’ll open the question paper and realize that you don’t know anything.

    Hay God!

    2. You start looking around for an efiko you can copy from.

    Open book for me na.

    3. This is you when the efiko finally lets you dub.

    YASSSSS GAWD!!!

    4. This is you when the invigilator catches you and threatens to collect your paper.

    PLEASE SIR!! I’M SORRY SIR!!!

    5. This is you when the invigilator moves your seat to the front of the class to write the exam alone.

    God in heaven, why have you forsaken me?!

    6. You’ll start doing nonsense calculation, somehow hoping that you’ll come to an answer that makes sense.

    God helps those who help themselves.

    7. When the Maths teacher comes into the class to jokingly ask if the questions are too difficult and everybody says no.

    Speak for yourselves oh!

    8. When you hear the invigilator say “5 minutes more”, you’ll start writing nonsense to fill space on your answer sheet.

    Maybe the teacher will pity me if he thinks I actually put effort.

    9. This is you when the teacher walks by you to check your work.

    Squeeze your face and act like you’re thinking hard.

    10. You’ll look back at the class to see if someone can throw last minute dubs to you.

    Brethren. Help me.

    11. When the invigilator says “Submit!” and you know you’ve failed but you try to hide the tears in your eyes.

    Keep your head high.

    12. When you get home and your parents ask you how the exam went, you’ll lie and say it was good.

    They’ll still find out when the result comes out sha oh.

    The worst thing about Maths wasn’t just the exam, the classes were annoying too. Read this next article to find out just how annoying.

    22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject
  • 16 Tweets That’ll Remind You Of Why You Hate Math
    This twitter user is reminding everyone why maths is the worst thing in the world and people are responding in the most hilarious ways.

    1. Who Kofi help?

    2. What concerns ladder with birthday?

    3. When you see the question and you already know you’re failing

    4. All job searchers know this struggle

    5. Hated seeing ‘x’ in maths class

    6. Chidi and Stella can do whatever they want

    7. The only answer to this is ‘Rice’

    8. Kuku kill me

    https://twitter.com/kojonokware/status/841412828460404737

    9. I don’t know o!

    10. It’s like this one will die in the friendzone o

    https://twitter.com/Qudouze/status/841590497827262464

    11. When your F is already loading

    12. It’s not adding up

    https://twitter.com/Latchenko/status/841611793554407425

    13. You, when the interviewer starts asking stupid questions

    14. But is it fair?

    15. For football lovers

    https://twitter.com/dammylare_/status/841642003674857472

    16. Question for the Gods

    https://twitter.com/buikem/status/841708610631716869
  • 12 Thoughts You Had When You Didn’t Do Your Homework In School

    1. You, when it’s almost closing time on Friday and your class teacher has not mentioned ‘home work’

    My weekend is going to be sweet!

    2. You, when the teacher now announces there’ll be maths and English homework for the weekend

    How did this teacher remember?

    3. When you get home and try to do it, but inner you reminds you there’s plenty of time

    Inner You : “My friend go and watch all the TV you’ve not watched since Monday jor”

    4. When your mum calls you to do it on Saturday and you’re like

    Mummy, please don’t disturb me o!

    5. When it’s time to do it on Sunday, but you just finished Sunday rice so:

    Let me quickly sleep small jare.

    6. When you now wake up at 10 pm and everyone in the house is asleep

    I have done myself o!

    7. You, when NEPA takes the light just as you’re about to start your homework

    Why is the devil testing me?

    8. When you now start dreaming that your class teacher is caning you because of the homework

    Hay God!

    9. When you’re rushing to do the homework in the morning and your mum catches you

    “Shebi I told you to do it since?”

    10. When you get to school and one oversabi reminds the teacher of the assignment

    But who asked you?

    11. You, serving punishment with your other lazy classmates

    See my life.

    12. Next time the inner you tries to convince you to do your homework later, you’re like

    Don’t kobalize me, please.