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  • The Perfect Answers to “When Will You Marry?”

    We all know once we hit the mid-20s, it’s time to prepare for the “When will you marry?” question. Besides the regular “I’m not ready,” have you thought about replying with these things?

    Your babe isn’t ready

    Finding someone to marry you isn’t the problem. It’s just that they might already be in a relationship with someone else — like the person asking you the Jamb question. 

    You’re working on it

    Telling people you’re working on it is a smart way to make them drop the topic. Because why is marriage a race? You’re not in a rush; nobody should rush you.

    You’re waiting for God’s time

    Say you’re still praying, and when God says yes, you’ll walk down the aisle. People love it when you involve God in everything.

    There’s nothing in the streets

    This is your honest truth. You’re the one who’s been in the streets for a long minute, so you know what’s out there. But no cause for alarm; news will disburse once you find your soulmate. 

    You’re busy finding 30 billion

    Let your questionnaires know that marriage is sweet, but when there’s money, it’s sweeter. You need to have $30 billion in the bank first.

    Tell them to find you a partner

    If they’re so concerned about your marriage life, they should stop talking and find a babe for you.

    It’s not your thing

    People don’t even care to know if you want to be married or not. What if staying unmarried is your life goal? People should start considering that too. Do they need to be told first?

    Tomide Marv

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  • 7 Perfect Responses To Give When Asked: “When Will You Marry?”

    People of all ages understand what it feels like to be constantly asked “when will you marry?” especially when they have crossed a certain age. 

    We’ve put together a list of perfect responses to give when asked: “When will you marry?”

    1. “When you stop asking me”

    Let them know they are the ones tying your destiny and preventing you from getting married since they won’t stop asking you the question. The day they stop asking you the same question is the day you’ll get married. 

    2. “God will do it for you”

    Confuse them. Let them go to bed that night wondering what God is supposed to do for them. If they won’t mind their own business, you’ll mind it for them and take it to God on their behalf.

    3. “I don’t want my life to be like yours”

    To be fair, this isn’t actually an insult, it’s an honest reply. You simply don’t want your life to be like theirs. It’s a nicer way of telling them to go and work on themselves. 

    4. “Any money wey I get now, na for enjoyment, no worry about my future”

    Definitely not the answer they expected, but it’s the answer they deserve. Let everybody face their front and focus on the thing that’s bothering them the most.

     

    5. “Are you jealous of me?”

    It’s only jealousy that can make anyone invested in your singleness. They can only imagine that life and they want to have it too, but can’t tell you. 

    6. “Let’s trade places”

    Tell them to give up their marriage for you since they care so much about your singleness. You’ll be shocked sha because some people are going to willingly trade places with you. 

    7. “Crazy things are happenings”

    Them asking you “when will you marry?” is crazy thing number 1, your singleness is crazy thing number 2. No one knows which of these things is crazier than the other but crazy things are happening nonetheless.

    Ibukun

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