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  • Let’s Take Your Last ₦1k to a Nigerian Foodstuff Market

    Nigerians are not smiling at the moment, and it’s for good reason. Fuel scarcity, sudden subsidy removal, exchange rate palava and inflated foodstuff prices — we’re going through a lot.

    But again, things aren’t that bad. You can still go to the foodstuff market with ₦1k. We can’t promise you’ll get the things you need, but you surely won’t return home empty-handed.

    Locust beans

    Source: FarmhouzNG

    Did you know this is a great alternative to seasoning powder? Ask your granny. She’ll share the secret.

    Limestone

    Let’s Take Your Last ₦1k to a Nigerian Foodstuff Market

    Source: Afrilege

    Don’t you need to soften your ewedu leaves? It’s cheap, and remember the point is to not go home empty-handed.

    Kpomo

    Source: 9jafoodie

    Forget turkey and beef, word on the street is kpomo is king. Your pot of soup might smell funky, but it’ll be loaded with “proteinous” pieces.

    Salt

    Let’s Take Your Last ₦1k to a Nigerian Foodstuff Market

    Source: allrecipes

    Salt is life, so it makes perfect sense that it’s cheap. 

    Potato

    Source: Mile12mart

    Sweet potato is ridiculously cheap.

    Curry and thyme

    Let’s Take Your Last ₦1k to a Nigerian Foodstuff Market

    Source: Jumia Nigeria

    Bring the neighbours to the yard with your cooking. The food might be bleh, but the aroma will do what you need it to do.

    Vegetable

    Let’s Take Your Last ₦1k to a Nigerian Foodstuff Market

    Source: Guardian 

    Ewedu, ugwu, waterleaf. Maybe this is the motivation you need to start your home garden.

    Garri

    Source: HTC Plus

    Garri stays the most loyal grain in Nigeria — a paint bucket is still about ₦1k. We should give this king his flowers.

    Spatula (AKA omorogun)

    Source: Mychopchop

    At this point, ₦1k is showing off because how dare you afford a kitchen utensil.

    Polybag

    Let’s Take Your Last ₦1k to a Nigerian Foodstuff Market

    Source: Nairaland

    Because how else will you carry your groceries home?

  • 5 Nigerian Women Talk About The Need For Free HealthCare

    How would it feel to have access to free healthcare, especially as a woman in the informal sector? For this article, we spoke to 5 Nigerian women who shared with us the challenges they face with work in the informal sector, and the need for free healthcare to make things easier for them.

    *Mrs. Olujimi.

    I sell shoes in a very busy market. To make as many sales as I can, I have to be up as early as 6 or 7 AM. It is a fast life, and also very full of stress. I sit in the open space to call out to passers-by who might be potential buyers. I have to jostle with other competitors too.

    This spot isn’t convenient for me. The weather isn’t always favourable, and when you add this to the daily stress of stocking the shoes, waking up early to go to my spot in the market, shouting to beckon customers, the effects on my health can be a lot. I believe that healthcare can go a long way to make a difference.

    Ijeoma.

    My name is Ijeoma. I sell fabric. Adire and George are the major ones I often stock. For me, I open my shop by 7:30 in the morning. The display of the fabric is what takes all the time. Because of the large sizes, it can take me up to two hours to display all the fabrics.

    While displaying, I often force fabrics into the display space to allow for more room. As a result of this, I have a lot of problems with my right arm. The pain slows me down when it hits. It is annoying, stressful, and when it happens, I cannot work at my full capacity. Having access to affordable healthcare will make a difference for me.

    Mama Habeeb.

    Food is my own business here. Every morning, I cook rice, beans, and spaghetti. I fry plantains, prepare a stew with meat, fish, eggs, and ponmo, then, I head to the market to sell.

    It’s hard work. Cooking, dishing, and trying to ensure I make a profit. And yes, there are health issues too. Especially with my hands — they do all the job, so they are bound to complain. But then, what choice do I have? I have to press on. You go to the hospital, they charge you for tests and drugs. And it’s not like I can choose to buy just any drugs without getting tested to know what is wrong with me. I need better healthcare, but when the money is not available for it, what will I do? Me I have left it to God.

    Mrs. Linda.

    My trade requires a lot of moving around. I leave the house around 5am to go buy the soup items I’ll sell that day. After buying, I return home to rest briefly and shower before I prepare for the day’s business at the market.

    Falling sick is a major worry because of the stress. The last time I fell sick, I know how much I spent. I wanted to get well quickly, so my business would not suffer it. My children are young and they go to school, so I had nobody to stay in my market spot for me. Despite how sick I was, I had to come to the market so I could raise money for my own treatment. It wasn’t a very great experience.

    Osas.

    My day begins with me arranging shoes on the display rack. The quality and beauty of the shoes displayed are what attract potential buyers to stop by and check out the other things we have on the rack. Sometimes, we have to persuade them. Customers need convincing before they buy and you have to be ready to do it when the situation calls for it, which is everytime.

    Hustling is what I do. It is what we all do. And even though we don’t plan for it, sickness is definitely going to happen. When it comes, either you have money to go to a hospital or you have to treat yourself. Ordinary drip that you’ll call a nurse to come and give you sharp-sharp, it can cost you N5,000 in the blink of an eye. How does one account for that?

    Did you know you can nominate a woman in your area to receive access to healthcare coverage?

    To celebrate International Women’s Day 2021, GTBank is giving 1000 women in the informal sector free access to healthcare coverage. Here’s how you can be a part of this:

    More details below.

    *Names have been changed.
    *Interviews have been edited and condensed for clarity.


  • The Zikoko Guide To Effective Bargaining In Nigerian Markets

    1) Make sure you go in the afternoon when the sun is hot as hell.

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    Because they’ll be exhausted by this time and easy to manipulate.

    2) Find the shop of a seller who clearly looks like he/she can’t even anymore.

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    They’re super easy to spot.

    3) If you’re looking to buy something in particular, don’t let the seller know.

    No matter what item you’re looking at, have a look of utter disgust on your face.

    4) If/When you do find what you’re looking for, casually ask:

    Your facial expression has to make them think you finally found something you don’t hate.

    5) When they tell you the price, scream:

    Clutch your chest for dramatic effect.

    6) When they ask you how much you want to pay, slash the price they called for you and slash it in half.

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    After all, they’re the ones that asked you how much you want to pay.

    7) The second they disagree, walk away.

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    Or even better, start walking towards one of their competitors. They’ll beg you to come back because it’s almost the end of the day and they want to make the most money they can before closing.

    8) As they reluctantly pack the things you bought, laugh maniacally at the fact that you broke their spirit.

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    You are victorious.

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  • 11 Struggles Of Going To A Market In Lagos

    Going to a market at any time in Lagos is helluva stressful, and it requires more planning than your purchase list. Dealing with sassy market women is one thing, having to navigate the tricky pricing and fight for breathing space is another.

    Here are some things you’ll relate to if you’ve ever been to a Lagos market:

    1) Having to hold onto your bag with a death grip or wearing your backpack on the front.

    That’s the only way you can ensure someone with a knife doesn’t cut it off your arm and run off with it.

    2) Not picking up any calls or responding to any text because you don’t want anyone to steal your phone while you’re distracted.

    In fact, don’t take your phone to the market because pickpockets will find a way to grab it, even if they have to put their hands in your bag or cut you with a razor to get it. Ruthless, those folks.

    3) Walking under the sun for countless hours looking for that one item that is scarce now even though you saw it everywhere two days ago.

    Suddenly everything is a mirage, and you’re not sure what you saw before.

    4) Avoiding sellers with harsh facial expression and bad mouth.

    There’s always that one man or woman that will abuse your ancestors because you tried to bargain.

    5) Getting pulled left, right and center by people wanting to sell their wares to you by fire by force.

    You must see their goods by force o!

    6) Staying sharp and trying to avoid buying bad products.

    Because you know there’d be a switch if you glance away for a minute. You’re sure to learn this the hard way.

    7) Dealing with the reality of zero guarantees and no cashback.

    You have to shine your eyes well if you don’t want to be scammed.

    8) Having to wear your worst outfit to the market because you know it can’t get ruined any further than it already has.

    That’s the only way you can endure the mud on the road, dust, and dirty hands.

    9) Get ready to be shoved by the neighbours of people you buy from.

    It’s guaranteed that a jealous market woman will shoo you away, abusing you and the seller you’re buying from. Usually, because his goods are in her space and you’re encroaching on her territory by trying to look closer at them.

    10) Sellers always have an excuse for a price hike.

    They have a Ph.D. in this field. They usually blame Buhari’s government or school fees period.

    There’s also the famous one about ‘odun’, which is used during festive seasons; Christmas, Easter, Valentine’s day, Sallah, Muhammad’s birthday, Independence Day, Workers Day. You name it, they’ve got it.

    11) Leaving your glamour at home.

    Face full of makeup and lots of accessories and jewelry? Lagos markets are not friendly to that. If walking around doesn’t make the makeup feel heavy after a while, then having your jewelry stolen will make you weep with regret.

    12) Don’t even bother to take your car to the market because the car park is so far off.

    You’ll wish you didn’t by the time you trek for 3 hours, and you’re nowhere near the market.

  • Do You Hate Market Runs? This is For You!

    1. When your mother accosts you because food has finished in the house and it’s time to go to the market.

    2. As if your problem is not bad enough, it starts raining.

    3. When you enter the market and everyone starts screaming in your ear and trying to drag you into their stall..

    4. And you have to hold your bag extra tight because anything can happen.

    5. Then your customer starts arguing with you about prices because “dollar have cost”.

    6. And now your shoes are ruined because of mud, sand and rubbish everywhere.

    7. Meanwhile your mother keeps messaging you with things she conveniently “forgot” you have to buy.

    8. You, entering the meat section of the market.

    9. When the grocer tries to add some limp vegetables to your basket.

    10. When your customer is stingy with “jara”.

    11. When you finally get home, you’re like.

    12. Only for your mother to complain that you were cheated and she would have done a better job!

    13. Next time go by yourself ma, don’t disturb me!

  • The Zikoko Guide To Shopping In Nigerian Markets

    1. First and foremost, lose your useless accent if you don’t want to do yourself.

    It cannot help your case.

    2. Refine your pidgin game so they know you’re hardcore.

    Because you’re from the streets!

    3. No need to slay with your dressing, this is not a red carpet show.

    Search for the worst combination in your wardrobe.

    4. Prepare your self to price like a pro.

    This is war!

    5. Eat everything you see before leaving the house.

    For added strength and stamina.

    6. When they call price, divide it by 3 and tell them that’s what you’re paying.

    Shake your purse so they’ll see it’s very empty.

    7. If they don’t agree, throw it in their faces and walk with shakara to someone else.

    Do as you please!

    8. If the other person is not having sense too, let them know.

    Why are they carrying shoulder?

    9. Settle on the one trader that finally agrees.

    Because he has more sense.

    10. Make him your new best friend.

    Number 1 padi!
  • The Stress Of Having Your Nigerian Mother Buy Clothes For You

    1. When you tell your mother you need clothes and she asks if you’ve finished wearing the ones you have.

    Hay God!

    2. When your hear your mother shout “come and see if this shirt is your size”.

    YES!!!

    3. Your face, when your mother says “you’ll grow into it”:

    Be lying.

    4. When you ask your mother to buy adidas for you and she comes home with:

    “What’s the difference?”

    5. When you ask your mother for a suit vs. When you ask your mother for jeans:

    If it is not “responsible” cloth, you are not smelling any money.

    6. When she uses a broomstick to measure your shoe size before going to the market.

    Which one is this?

    7. When she still comes home with shoes that are two sizes too big.

    She will now give you paper to chook inside.

    8. When you ask her to help you buy something and she makes you follow her to the market.

    Hian! On top socks?

    9. When she refused to buy that shirt you liked just because of extra N500.

    Na wa oh!

    10. When she buys your Christmas clothes in July because it will be cheaper.

    Mama the mama.

    11. When she buys you something and you ask her how much it was.

    “Do you want to give me the money back?”

    12. When she buys you and all your siblings the exact same cloth.

    Who is doing ‘and co’ with you people?

    13. You, on that rare occasion your mother actually buys you something you like.

    Wow! So you sabi like this?
  • The Stress Of Following Your Nigerian Mother To The Market

    1. You, when your mother says you’re going to the market with her.

    The stress begins.

    2. How she holds her purse when she is walking through the market:

    Can’t risk it, abeg.

    3. When she passes the first shop selling it N500 and walks 30 minutes to buy it for N490 from her customer.

    Na wa.

    4. When she starts pricing and you actually feel like she is cheating the seller.

    Mummy, take it easy na.

    5. You, after she successfully prices from N2000 down to N200.

    Even though it took forever.

    6. When your mother that said she just wanted to buy meat is now pricing lace.

    How did we get here?

    7. When people are still grabbing and shouting at you with your mother right there.

    Hian! Do I look like the one with the money?

    8. You, constantly trying to keep up with how fast she is walking:

    Chai! Slow down na.

    9. When she sees one of her friends and they just stand there gisting.

    Kuku kill me.

    10. When your mum said you’d be done in an hour and you look at the time:

    The lies.

    11. When your mother leaves your hand in a crowd and you can’t find her again.

    Hay God!

    12. You, after making your 4th trip to the car to drop off what she bought.

    I just can’t.

    13. Your hand, after you spend the whole day carrying her bag:

    The struggle.

    14. When you finally leave the market smelling like stockfish.

    UGH!
  • 12 Things You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Gone Shopping At A Nigerian ‘Boutique’

    1. How they are named:

    Na wa.

    2. You: “I’m looking for a blue shirt”. Them: “This yellow shirt will fit you more.”

    Are you mad?

    3. When they wash and hang okrika for you to buy.

    Better leave this place.

    4. When they add the price for their AC and transport on each cloth.

    See me see trouble.

    5. You, when you hear their prices.

    Chai!

    6. When you see the real price of what you bought somewhere else.

    Jehovah!

    7. Nigerian boutiques and blue fluorescent.

    All of them.

    8. When whatever you buy is always finer in the boutique.

    The boutique light jazz.

    9. When the only shoes they know how to sell are loafers.

    Ugh!

    10. When they are selling Louis Vuitton and Gucci bags for “ten thazand”.

    See this one.

    11. Your face, when they swear it is original.

    I’ve heard.

    12. This struggle: