As an Arsenal fan, it brings me great pleasure to write banter against United fans. They’ve had too much mouth for too long and it’s time someone shut them up. So with great pleasure, please go forth and banter Man United fans by saying these things around them.
Sir
This’ll simply trigger their daddy issues as they remember their former boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, and the glory he brought (or bought, *wink wink*). Since he left, it’s just been pain upon pain.
Blue
This’ll do nothing but remind them that their city, which was once fully red, is now completely blue. Tears everywhere.
Ten
This one’ll remind them about their current boss, Erik Ten Hag. Many of them hate him and want him out already.
Win
Manchester United is scared of winning. Don’t say this word around them.
Plastic
This feels like a personal attack on them. How can you use the word plastic? That word is only reserved for Man United fans.
Maguire
Captain. Leader. Legend. Anything your eyes see after you mention this word, take it like that.
Glaze
We won’t warn you not to say this one, but just walk up to a United fan and say, “I think the Glazers should stay.” Please give us feedback (If you’re still alive).
Also, don’t send them these tweets
And by this, I mean you should absolutely send them these tweets.
