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  • The Struggle That Is Eyebrow Problems

    1. When your eyebrows are overgrown and you look somehow!

    2. When your eyebrow lady has brain touch and makes you look permanently surprised.

    3. When your eyebrows are shaped weirdly so one looks normal and one looks funky.

    4. When you first learn to fill in your eyebrows and just colour jagga jagga there.

    5. When you are too zealous with your blade and remove the whole natural eyebrow.

    6. When your eyebrow pencil had finished and you have somewhere to go!

    7. When you wipe your face because of sweat and shift your eyebrows.

    8. When you are waiting for your eyebrows to grow back naturally and you start seeing a monobrow!

  • 1. When you enter a mall and see more than one beauty store.

    2. When your favourite make up brand is doing a sale.

    3. When someone gifts you some makeup you really wanted.

    4. When you learn to blend your eyeshadow perfectly.

    5. When you discover a new makeup guru on youtube.

    6. When you do some incredible makeup and start looking for a place to go because face beat cannot waste.

    7. When someone says you use too much makeup.

    8. When you meet a fellow makeup lover.

  • All The Stress Makeup Beginners Go Through

    1. You, considering your entry into the world of makeup after enough years of white powder and wet lips.

    Shall I finish them with my enhanced beauty or not?

    2. When you first check out the world of beauty vloggers for tips and ideas.

    So many options!

    3. You, calculating your budget for makeup.

    Maybe only 3500 for foundation, eyeliner, blush and lipstick abi?

    4. When you now go to stores and find out makeup is not cheap oh, especially the “tush” brands.

    So all my money will finish here?

    5. You, looking for your shade of foundation.

    Is it not better to just be rubbing white powder like this?

    6. When you finally find your shade of foundation.

    Success at last!

    7. The first time you try to apply eyeliner and it’s not as easy as you thought.

    Na wa for this thing oh!

    8. The first time you apply full face makeup and the whole thing is jagga jagga.

    Is this my life?

    9. When the eyebrow lady makes a mistake and now you look angry all the time.

    Because I wanted to do beauty oh!

    10. When you make the rookie mistake of sleeping with your makeup on and now your skin is looking terrible.

    HAYYY look at my skin oh!

    11. When you think you look nice, and your friend asks you why your face is looking somehow.

    Can you imagine?

    12. When you hear how much make-up artists are charging.

    TO DO WHAT?

    13. When you finally master all the techniques, you’re like:

    Baddest!
  • Kylie Jenner Is A Pro In The Copy-Copy Game And We Have All The Receipts

    Since she became really popular, Kylie Jenner has been labelled for being astonishingly unoriginal. But we’re not one to give you gist without receipts.

    For one, some people believe her newly acquired lips look exactly like the average black woman’s lips but we’re not judging her sha.

    Remember that time she launched her lip kit collection? Well, guess what? The ingredients were alleged to be pretty similar to a $6 lipstick produced by ColourPop cosmetics.

    And in the name of throwing shade at her boyfriend’s ex, she kept on jacking Blac Chyna’s style. But we unlooked, as per, fashion isn’t only for one person.

    Just when the internet forgave her for her copy-copy ways, she launched her eye shadow collection, Kyshadow.

    But she’s currently being dragged by her weave for stealing one Youtuber’s eye shadow palette.

    Na wa o!

    She should just go on her knees and beg because, she may never be forgiven for this one.

    But what do we know? Her loyal fans will kuku buy anything she releases.

    Meanwhile, she still needs to face her work and stop copying people up and down.

  • 12 Make-Up Fails That Are Straight Out Of A Horror Movie

    1. The pink party gone wrong.

    She now added awful metallic lipstick to complete the horror.

    2. Eyebrows gone wrong!

    How thick can eyebrows get? This mama decided to find out.

    3. Another pink horror!

    Theory is one thing, the reality is another thing.

    4. Colour me confused.

    A make-up representation of Joseph’s coat of many colours.

    5. The great neon surprise.

    What is that neon orange she coloured on top of her black eyeshadow? Why?

    6. The V shaped brows.

    Maybe she just wants to look really really really surprised.

    7. The ghost of makeup fails.

    Her foundation is in the shade “methylated powder”.

    8. Colouring book: The Makeup edition.

    Just coloured the eyes and lips jagga jagga anyhow!

    9. Panda Bear Eyes.

    The ojuju calabar smokey eye.

    10. When everything goes wrong.

    Powder – NO! Eyebrows – NOPES! Eyeshadow – Another NO!! Blush- Another NOPES!!

    11. The case of the leopard print lips.

    In what world was that a good idea?

    12. These fantastically awful eyebrows.

    So shame!
  • A Nigerian Woman’s Make-Up Struggles

    1. When your mother finally allows you start using make up and you can graduate from baby powder and “wet lips”

    Now I can reach my full potential!

    2. You looking for the right shade of foundation

    Come out, come out wherever you are!

    3. When you see a new make up trend or make up look by you favourite beauty blogger

    Please what did you call this one again?

    4. What you think you look like when you imitate the new look vs what you actually look like

    Na wa oh!

    5. When you’ve been in the sun for 5 minutes and your make up is ruined

    After all the wahala I went through to be able to do my face like this!

    6. When you hear the price of high end make up

    Please say it again my ear is blocked.

    7. When your eyeliner is not co-operating

    Which kind of wahala is this?

    8. When someone says you should “quickly” do your make up

    Greatness is not rushed please!

    9. When you hear how much make up artists are now charging

    Wowee! To rub pancake?

    10. When someone compliments your natural beauty after you’ve spent 30 minutes doing a “no make up” look

    “Be ye not deceived!” but thank you sha.

    11. When you go without make-up and people start asking if you’re ill

    So I am now ugly abi?
  • 10 Beauty Trends You Should Totally Try