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As we await payday and look upon our empty bank accounts, we decided to come up with ten Nigerian songs to add to our playlists to sha comfort ourselves.
Money – M.I.
“Money slow to enter, money quick to go”
One day e go better – Safari
Don’t worry, dry your tears, one day one day e go better.
Money – Timaya ft. Flavour
You might be broke but at least you’ll discover who your true friends are.
Penalty – Small Doctor
“If you no get money hide your face” – Small Doctor, 2017
Rich and Famous – Praiz
Because the struggle is temporary.
Rich – M.I. ft. Koker
Because your situation right now is only temporary last last.
Ojuelegba – Wizkid
Let Wizkid inspire you, the same way he came out of Ojuelegba is the same way you’ll come out of this brokeness.
Fake Love – Wizkid ft. Duncan Mighty
Send this to the love of your life, to remind them that a small thing like lack of money shouldn’t come between your love.
Because we know that this brokeness is only temporary we also added the perfect song to add to your playlist on payday.
Don’t worry you too will be balling from Monday to Sunday soon.
You never listen to mainstream Nigerian songs for the content. If you need content, find Asa or Bez.
So get a banging beat and you’re good to go. But the fact that we don’t listen to the lyrics doesn’t mean there’s no limit. Sometimes, try. We are begging.
1. Check Up – DJ Mewsic POM ft. Skales, Vector, Hakym the Dream
This sounds suspiciously like he got this line from Ice Prince.
2. Export – MI ft Yung6ix
No. Ehn ehn. Nah.
3. The Game – Olamide ft. Phenom
This is just disgusting.
4. Icholiya – Phyno ft. Ice Prince & M.I
I’m hungry.
5. The Truth – Vector (Mode 9 Diss)
Smelling rap. You can do better?
6. RIP Drake & Meek Mill – Vic-O
Greatest. Rapper. Ever.
7. Prick No Get Shoulder – Brymo
What?!
8. Bullion Van – MI ft. Phyno and Runtown
Lyrical evangelist terrorist.
9. Freestyle – Davido
Well hello, Nigerian Iggy.
10. Thank You – Ice Prince ft. Choc Boiz
Dear Jesse, this is sad.
11. Kpansh – Yung6ix ft. MI
Now we know he can read the alphabet…wait!
12. Elbow Room – Mode9
Why in the name of all that is good and evil will I be holding a lemon and a torch?
13. The Infiltration Mixtape – Cyrus tha Virus
STOP!
14. 2Mussh – Reminisce ft. Sinzu & Ice Prince
How dare you, Ice Prince? How dare you?!
15. Comment Tu T’appelle – LeriQ ft. Burna Boy, Dammy Krane, Ozone, & Mojeed
Flying saucer ni.
16. Ta Lo Sobe – Omo Akin ft. Dotstar, IcePrince, Jesse Jagz, Shadow D Don
This. Is. Not. A. Good. Thing.
17. Too Much Money – Iceberg Slim ft. Banky W
That’s not even… Sigh…
18. Eziokwu – Lynxxx ft. Various artistes
This is why Glo dropped him.
19. Taxi Music – X.O Senavoe
We didn’t want to get it.
20. Ghostmode – Phyno ft. Olamide
Like a toolbox, I’ve got all your tools.
21. Omo Naija Remix – Reminisce
Baba Hafusa, what is spastic?
22. Back When – Davido ft. NaetoC
Are you done with that Masters yet? We hope not.
23. Anamachikwanu – Ill Bliss
The horror!
24. Naija Delta Money – Pryse
Just as well there’s no balcony. I would have pushed you off for this.
25. In My bed – Wizkid
LMAO!!!! What??? How???
Look at all these lines. Just see.
Just stop. Please.
So seriously, what are the worst Nigerian raps/lyrics you’ve heard?
