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  • 8 Signs That Your Flatmate Wants To End Your Life

    Rent is expensive in a lot of places, so it’s only natural that people decide to share their apartments with other people. It should be a win-win situation for everyone involved, but if your flatmate is guilty of any of the following, you should know that they don’t have your best interests at heart.

    1. When they set numerous, loud alarms and never wake up to any of them

    But you in the other room have woken up since the first alarm went off and unable to go back to sleep

    2. When they use the kitchen and leave you to deal with the mess

    For some reason, they think you’re the help and your job is to do whatever they can’t

    3. When they eat the food you kept for later

    Again, you’re the help.

    4. When they bring their friends in all the time and take over the living room

    Now, you’re the kid and you should leave the living room for the grown-ups.

    5. They borrow your things and lose them

    That’s how you lost your favourite hat.

    6. They always give an excuse when it’s their turn to clean the bathroom

    “Sorry, the sight of filth nauseates me.”

    7. They borrow money and refuse to pay back on time if they pay at all

    They always ask you to understand.

    8. It’s a struggle to get them to pay the power bill and even rent

    You know what? Just move out. You deserve better.

  • 1. When they wake up in the morning and start shouting in the name of “prayer”.

    2. When they start unnecessary argument during tenants meeting.

    3. When they come to your house to “borrow something” you know they will never return.

    4. When they start trying to send you on errands like they pay your rent.

    5. When they haven’t paid their rent and want to turn it into everybody’s business.

    6. When they throw party and block the whole compound with canopies.

    7. When they don’t invite you for the party.

    8. When they start asking you about your “visitors”.

    9. When your parents come to visit you and they accost them to start reporting you.

    10. When you just finish cooking and they come to “visit”.