LIve | Zikoko!

Johnnie, Jazz & Whisky, the nation’s premier platform for live, truly sensational afro-jazz music experiences, is back in Lagos following a nationwide tour of Abuja, Port Harcourt and other Nigerian cities.

Get ready for an exciting evening assortment of the finest cocktail serves, with unforgettable live performances by melodious Adekunle Gold, jazzy Lagbaja, and soulful Wande Coal on Saturday, August 24^th 2019.

Johnnie Walker, the world’s most desired Scotch whisky, will showcase “The Johnnie Walker Highball Cocktail Serve”, a new, vibrant and inspiring way to enjoy the smooth flavours of Johnnie Walker Black Label, specially curated for palates seeking to add spice to lifestyle.

To lovers of fine live music and finest whisky, stay connected to @johnniewalkerng to get the chance of an invite to JJW Lagos.

Join the conversation with #JJWLagos #JJWwithMTN #KeepWalkingNigeria.

18+. Drink Responsibly.

Astor George

August 19, 2019

Inside Life

Adekunle Gold, cocktail, JJW, Johnny Walker, Lagbaja, Lagos, LIve, MTN, sponsored, Walking, wande coal
1. Your face, when you get to the Port Harcourt airport ‘arrival’ terminal.

What is this?
2. When someone tries to eat out of your bole and fish.

Better respect yourself.
3. Whenever you go to Silverbird, since they opened SPAR:

Ouch!
4. What SPAR looks like every weekend:

Hian! Are they dashing money?
5. You, when they are giving you kidnapping gist.

Jisos!
6. When you go to Genesis centre on a public holiday.

Chai! Only children dey this place?
7. The Average Port Harcourt youth’s cycle:

Sigh!
8. Aba road, when it drizzles small.

Kuku kill us.
9. You, waiting for them to finish building the monorail.

We can dream sha.
10. When you hear that they are shooting in GRA.

Chineke!
11. When you get stuck in Rumuokoro traffic.

Why me?
12. When someone says you should follow them to the tourist beach.

Better leave my front.
13. When your friends that don’t live in PH say you’re enjoying oil money.

Na so.
14. When you go to the Port Harcourt zoo.

What is this?

Daniel Orubo

May 17, 2016

Oldies

Aba Road, Africa, GRA, LIve, Nigeria, PH, Port harcourt
1. When you’re going somewhere in town and the cab man calls N500 for you.

Do you think this is Lagos?
2. When the cab man asks “where in Gwarimpa?” and you say “around charly bo…”

No vex.
3. When you hear how much it is to rent a self-contained flat in Asokoro.

BYE!
4. Abuja sun and hell fire.

Kill us oh!
5. You, dodging people you know whenever you go to Silverbird.

Na wa! Is everybody in Abuja here?
6. When you’re passing Ministers Hill and you see your junior driving a Bugatti.

See my life.
7. When your guys start rushing the small Yahuza suya you bought.

Hay God!
8. When you go to Wonderland and it’s not a public holiday.

Hian! Where is everybody?
9. Abuja people, when celebrities come into town.

Who send you?
10. Whenever you go to buy Grandsquare bread.

What is all this?
11. Your face, when you see VIO and the traffic light is red.

Jehovah!
12. You, after finishing your bowl of Habib yoghurt and fura.

Sigh! Is it fair?
13. When you have to drive through Area 11 on a friday afternoon.

The traffic from hell.
14. When you’re passing Kubwa expressway and you see people racing.

Don’t come and kill me.

Daniel Orubo

May 10, 2016

Oldies

abuja, Africa, FCT, LIve, Nigeria, Nigerians

1. Your face, when you get to the Port Harcourt airport ‘arrival’ terminal.

2. When someone tries to eat out of your bole and fish.

3. Whenever you go to Silverbird, since they opened SPAR:

4. What SPAR looks like every weekend:

5. You, when they are giving you kidnapping gist.

6. When you go to Genesis centre on a public holiday.

7. The Average Port Harcourt youth’s cycle:

8. Aba road, when it drizzles small.

9. You, waiting for them to finish building the monorail.

10. When you hear that they are shooting in GRA.

11. When you get stuck in Rumuokoro traffic.

12. When someone says you should follow them to the tourist beach.

13. When your friends that don’t live in PH say you’re enjoying oil money.

14. When you go to the Port Harcourt zoo.

1. When you’re going somewhere in town and the cab man calls N500 for you.

2. When the cab man asks “where in Gwarimpa?” and you say “around charly bo…”

3. When you hear how much it is to rent a self-contained flat in Asokoro.

4. Abuja sun and hell fire.

5. You, dodging people you know whenever you go to Silverbird.

6. When you’re passing Ministers Hill and you see your junior driving a Bugatti.

7. When your guys start rushing the small Yahuza suya you bought.

8. When you go to Wonderland and it’s not a public holiday.

9. Abuja people, when celebrities come into town.

10. Whenever you go to buy Grandsquare bread.

11. Your face, when you see VIO and the traffic light is red.

12. You, after finishing your bowl of Habib yoghurt and fura.

13. When you have to drive through Area 11 on a friday afternoon.

14. When you’re passing Kubwa expressway and you see people racing.