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  • QUIZ: Which Lie Will You Tell Your Employer This Week?

    Whether you choose to call it a white or black lie — the point is, you may have done it before, and you’ll do it again.

    Take this quiz and we’ll predict the next lie you’ll tell your employer.

  • QUIZ: Which Popular Nigerian Parent Lie Will You Tell Your Children?

    “I always came first” or “Go and where your shoes, I’ll wait”. This quiz knows the lie you’d tell your children as per Nigerian parents tradition.

    Take the quiz to find out:

  • 8 Students Tell Us The BIGGEST Lie They Have Told Their Parents

    Sandra

    One time, I had a hickey on my neck that I kept hiding. My mother saw it one day and asked me what it was. I told her it was rash. Whenever she looked at me, I would just keep scratching my neck.

    Tunde

    I once told my parents money for books for that session was two hundred thousand naira. I used the money to take one girl out, but she turned me down when I formally asked her out. That part stung.

    Amanda

    I once told my parents I was going for a job, meanwhile it was a dick appointment. They even dropped me off at the place. Time to come home, and they said they would pick me up. I had to take a bike from Iyana Ipaja to Maryland

    Bisi

    I told my mother I was going to my friend’s place to study, meanwhile it was actually a party. In the Uber there, we stopped to buy gas and I saw my dad’s car also parked. It was funny because he was meant to be in Calabar for a business meeting. We lived in Lagos.

    Emeka

    I kept lying to my parents for months that I was in the Seminary, but the truth was that I actually left three weeks after they dropped me there.

    Amina

    One day I was sore after certain “activities” and I kept wincing when I moved. My mother asked what was wrong so I told her it was because I just started working out

    Kunle

    They both travelled out of the country and left me at home because of school. I was using their car to have a good time and even loaned it out to some guys in school. One returned it and the car was almost unrecognisable. When they came back, I told them I was robbed and the thieves stole the car. It has been four months and they do not know what really happened

    Tomiwa

    Told my parents I was going for a vigil, meanwhile I went to get an abortion.

  • 10 Pictures That Won’t Make Sense To People Who Are Honest To A Fault

    1. You, when you hear “say the truth and shame the devil”.

    Why?

    2. How everybody looks at you when you start giving them gist.

    Always lying!

    3. You, when someone says “all liars shall go to hell”.

    And so?

    4. What you say after every break up:

    As per, demon.

    5. You, when someone lies to you:

    The nerve!

    6. You, when someone catches you in a lie:

    What will you now do?

    7. You, when you finally tell the truth for the first time in your life and nobody believes you.

    I don’t deserve this.

    8. You, when you make plans with your friends.

    I’m on my way.

    9. What you tell your friends, when your account balance is actually N0.67

    We have plenty money in our family.

    10. You, when people say honesty is the best policy.

    What is that?
  • 13 Lies All Nigerian Children Have Told Their Parents

    1. “Everybody in class failed.”

    “I was one of the highest in class sef.”

    2. “That teacher just hates me.”

    “Ehn. That’s why he failed me.”

    3. “Results aren’t out yet.”

    Please God, don’t let them call and ask.

    4. “The school said we should pay for…”

    See free money.

    5. “I don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend.”

    Relationship? What is that sef?

    6. “I’ve already finished my assignment.”

    I actually mean I will do it in school.

    7. “They didn’t give us homework”

    I’m free.

    8. “I’ve finished reading.”

    …finished reading the first page.

    9. “They didn’t have change.”

    *folds money inside pocket*

    10. “Yes, I went to church.”

    “The message was very powerful.”

    11. “I didn’t take the meat from the pot.”

    *cleans stew from mouth*

    12. “I didn’t see your call.”

    “Are you sure it went through?”

    13. “I’m not the one that broke it.”

    Don’t look at me.
  • 13 Things A Nigerian Man Will Call His Girlfriend When He Wants To Cheat

    When a Nigerian man is about to cheat and the babe he has targeted asks him:

    That’s when his brain starts working overtime and one of these lies fall out:

    1. “I donated to her charity. It was just a ‘Thank you’ picture.”

    2. “Ah! That one? She is just a work colleague.”

    3. “No oh! She’s in plenty pictures because she is my neighbour.”

    4. “She is one of my sisters in The Lord. We are in the same unit in Church.”

    5. “Which babe? Oh! That one is just a family friend.”

    6. “She is a client. We were just having a work lunch.”

    7. “That one I was hugging? That’s my cousin.”

    8. “Oh her? She is just one girl like that. She is always disturbing me.”

    9. “Wait! Is it the fair one? That’s my guy’s babe.”

    10. “Is it that one wearing blue? She was just a classmate in school.”

    11. “That’s just my ex. I’m about to delete her pictures sef.”

    12. “Her? She is just like a sibling to me.”

    13. “The one wearing wedding gown? We were doing a music video.”