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  • 7 Memes Every Last Born Can Relate to

    Older siblings always say the worst things about last borns just because they don’t get punished as much as if they are doing suffer head Olympic. Last borns know that life is not always as great as other people think though, here are 7 memes lastborns can relate to.

    1. The “I know you do not rate me” meme

    You won’t die if you pick our calls with a nicer tone. Sometimes, we actually call to greet you because we care about your wellbeing. The see-finish is too much tbh. That being said, send us money, please.

    2. The “Am I a slave to you?” meme

    It’s almost like all last borns come out of the womb with the words “house help” tattooed on our foreheads. We’re assigned to do all the chores when everyone else is asleep. 

    3. The “I have sense” meme

    Despite what people think, the Last Borns Association of Nigeria would like to announce that we have sense. One person has to be the clown of the family, and we should be appreciated for carrying that responsibility.

    4. The “I did not come here to suffer” meme

    Last borns have made it clear that they came to enjoy life. And tbh, everyone should aspire to be like them. 

    5. The “Treat me like soft Agege” meme

    This includes not being sent to any “suffer head’ school like your siblings, being pampered silly and generally being babied. If you want to have soft life privileges, next time come as a lastborn. 

    6. The “I’m sha taller than you” meme

    The last borns’ head you are tapping today and calling “smallie” will one day grow up to be taller than you. If you had respected yourself back then, now that you have to look up to talk to them, they won’t be laughing at you, eyah.   

    7. The “In the end, you will still send me money and send me abroad” meme

    In the end, lastborns know that every sensible older sibling that isn’t against our progress wants to see us succeed and as much as they complain they always end up fighting for better opportunities for us. 


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  • QUIZ: We’ll Be Shocked If You Aren’t A Last Born And Get 10/21 On This Quiz

    It doesn’t matter if you’re technically the first child. You’re 100% a last born if you can relate to up to 10 things here.

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  • 7 Memes Only Nigerian Lastborns Will Relate To

    If you’re the last born of your family, trust us, we know you’ve suffered a lot. We’ve gone ahead and compiled a couple of memes we know you’ll be able to relate to.

    Enjoy.

    1. When someone comes to drop plates after you finish doing the dishes

    You just know they intentionally waited for you toa finish before they dropped the new plates.

    2. When your siblings hit you when your parents are around

    Let your lungs do the singing. Let the ends of the earth hear your cries!

    3. When your older ones make you promise to keep a secret or else…

    Yes, you can.

    4. Your older siblings when you try to fight for your rights

    They’re always too quick to pull the “We’re mates now abi?” card. Why?

    5. All that’s on your mind when your elder siblings are bullying you

    Only if you could say them out loud.

    6. When your older siblings get married and everyone starts saying it’s your turn

    PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.

    7. When someone asks a what question and the answer is actually “Water”

    Older sibling: What poured on your shirt?

    Me: Water?

    Meanwhile, in your mind, you’re actually saying “water” the rude way.

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