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  • How This Tech Bro Got Swindled by His Landlord

    For this week’s episode of Navigating Nigeria, we spoke to Mark*, an IT and networking specialist who is dealing with a huge electricity bill after being swindled by his landlord.

    In the wild adventure that is house-hunting in Nigeria, there are chances that an unsuspecting tenant can be tricked into getting a house with heavy electricity arrears among other issues. This is Mark’s experience about the pains of estimated billing and the dishonesty of some landlords. 

    Walk us through your experience getting an apartment in Lagos

    I started house-hunting in early 2020, just as we were entering the lockdown proper. Lagos being what it is, has a high demand for residential buildings. It wasn’t easy at all. The process of jumping from one agent to another was so annoying. You’d have to pay an agent fee for anyone you came in touch with. And you’d still have to pay their transport fares.

    There are multiple agents for one property and when you call them, they’ll tell you agent fee is ₦5000. I found a way to negotiate it down to ₦2000 although this also depended on the nature of the apartment. Several agents took me around. I couldn’t find anyone to my taste because it felt like all the places I was taken to were shacks. And the landlords really don’t send you because they know that if you don’t take it, someone else will.

    I was just walking on my own one day and was fortunate enough to see this bricklayer working in front of a building still under construction. I stopped to ask if he could give me the contact details of the house owner or the agent in charge. He told me all the apartments in the building were already taken, even though it was still under construction. Imagine the extent people go to secure houses in Lagos.

    Wow.

    Anyway, he told me there was an available place somewhere he had finished working on, somewhere around the Palmgrove-Shomolu axis. Lucky me! When I got to the location I found the only available room left there — it was a one room self-con with a bathroom and kitchen and it looked quite spacious. I didn’t waste time, I took it. I paid ₦300,000 for the rent. Agent fee, agreement and damages took ₦50,000 each, so in total I paid ₦450,000. Service charge came down to ₦5,000 a month.

    The next week, I moved in. This was in June 2020. The building had 14 flats of different sizes in it. Before paying the rent I confirmed with the landlord about any outstanding bills —  Electricity, water, service charges and all. He promised that we would be getting a prepaid meter and made me feel at ease and I believed I was getting a very good deal.

    So, I settled in my place. The first three months were smooth. We were paying our electricity bills at ₦2000 per occupant which seemed fair enough even though I didn’t have appliances at the time. In the fourth month I started noticing some hidden charges in the light bill. Electricity distribution officials would come around to harass us. They’d tell us we had some things to pay. From ₦2000 it went to ₦3000, then ₦5000, then ₦7000. When it got to ₦7000, I knew there was a problem as it wasn’t normal anymore. The bills we started getting were outrageous, the type that printing presses or industrial companies accumulate.

    Our light bill as a whole moved from around ₦100,000 to ₦200,000 per month. Don’t forget that the landlord had promised that I’d get a prepaid meter. He didn’t fulfill that promise and so the Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company (IKEDC) was charging us based on estimated billing. If we were only billed based on three meters — which was what the house had at the time — it would have at least been bearable. 

    We later found out that the landlord had opened extra accounts with IKEDC for the prepaid meters that were yet to arrive. So we were receiving estimated billings for the yet to be installed meters. They opened 10 accounts like that for that building.

    Ah!

    To make matters worse, I found out that the house had accumulated a power bill of ₦3 million before I even became a tenant. At first, we thought it was a joke because the landlord said he had cleared every debt. He swore to God and everything, asking us to confirm from outsiders. We tried everything, including going to IKEDC’s office to confirm the authenticity of our landlord’s claims. The IKEDC officials showed us the account and we saw the bill for ourselves. An outstanding bill of ₦3 million was passed down to us.

    This three million was aside the prepaid meter accounts that were opened for us. So while we were even thinking of how to resolve that debt, another was piling. Every month, we were receiving estimated billings for these prepaid accounts. Some months we’d receive bills as high as ₦700,000.

    What?

    See ehn. We were in a bad place because who doesn’t want light? And no matter what, you cannot shoulder all that debt on yourself with your salary. How much will you have left at the end of the month? 

    We had several engagements with the landlord and asked him to at least try to clear his own end of the outstanding bill. Among the tenants we agreed to pay ₦60,000 each to at least offset some of the bills because IKEDC’s harassment was unbearable. Almost every day you’d see them coming to disconnect us. Imagine the pain of coming back from work, every other person has light and it’s just you living in darkness.

    Even after we convinced the landlord to clear his own debt, we had a new problem. The uninstalled prepaid meters had accumulated a bill of ₦3 million — this was separate from the ₦3 million the landlord was owing. It was a real terror for me. The estimated billing was pure extortion by IKEDC. No matter how much electricity was used, there’s just no way we were consuming that much.

    Eventually, the landlord met with his lawyer who advised him to put the house up for sale. By early December 2021, we received an eviction notice. Despite the eviction notice, we were still paying bills through our nose.

    Towards the end of December, the landlord came with a surprise announcement. He had had a rethink and would no longer sell the house.

    Phew.

    But there was a catch. The landlord informed us that at the end of the year, we would be treated as fresh tenants. This meant we were to pay agreement, commission and all those fees again. And he doubled it. What we were paying as ₦50,000 had become ₦100,000. He also increased rent, some apartments increased by ₦100,000 while some increased by ₦200,000.

    The audacity. Did you explore any other options on your own? 

    Yeah. We tried to engage an insider who worked with IKEDC to confirm if there was a scam going on with the billing. But then, they all work for the same people and even if there was, there was no incentive for him to get to the bottom of it. 

    We also tried to engage a lawyer. But I noticed that not all the tenants were into that and some were nonchalant about it. Me taking it all upon myself would have been an exercise in futility.

    I had no choice and as much as I hated to cough up those fees, the place had some features that I liked. It was just unfair to be given an eviction notice for no reason and then to have my rent increased unjustly. 

    What happened to the laws on giving quit notice and not increasing rent until after three years? There are many unanswered questions and I know that even though my story might be different from others, there are some similarities that you will find that Lagos tenants face at the hands of their landlords.

    Even though it was difficult for me, I just had to pay. I considered the stress of looking for a new apartment, moving, repainting and so on. There was also the fact that most places wouldn’t be as spacious as where I am. Also, if I was getting a new place I’d still have to pay those commissions and other charges. My plan was that if I had to move, it would be to a bigger accommodation and at the time I didn’t have the funds for that.

    What is the situation for you like now?

    Not every tenant renewed their rent. Some were aggrieved and felt cheated. For those of us that stayed, we finally received our prepaid meters. Ideally, IKEDC will need you to pay a certain amount before giving you a prepaid meter. What they  did was to sum up the debt and split it equally across those meters.

    Whether you’re a new or old tenant, you have an outstanding bill waiting for you if you agree to stay in that building. So every month I pay two light bills, one to offset an outstanding charge and another to pay for the power I plan to use for that month. And I cannot skip these payments or else I won’t be able to load up my prepaid meter. The last time I checked, the outstanding bill on my meter was ₦400,000.

    Sigh. What advice would you give to people looking for accommodation in Lagos?

    First, you should do due diligence on any apartment you plan to move to. When agents are showing you a house, just note the address. Take it to an electricity distribution office to confirm if there are any outstanding bills for that address. 

    This is important because these are things the landlord won’t tell you. Even if they tell you the house has prepaid meters, don’t fall for it because even those have hidden bills. In your excitement about getting a prepaid meter, you may not be aware that there are bills you’d end up servicing.

     *Name changed to protect their identity.

  • QUIZ: Only People Who Have Rented Houses In Nigeria Can Score 10/20 On This Quiz

    During house-hunting, agents and house owners like making things hard for people. How much of their wahala have you experienced? Take this quiz and tell us:

    Check all that apply to you:

  • The Complete Guide To Becoming A Nigerian  Landlord

    A lot goes into becoming a Nigerian landlord, and I’m not on about the finances. To be a Nigerian landlord, you must undergo a complete change in psyche and personality before you stand a chance of flourishing in this role. We will let you work out the money part on your own, but let us guide you on how to really own this role.

    Trade your heart for bricks

    This is the first step to becoming this overlord you are meant to be. By the time you finish the building, there should be no shred of humanity in you anymore. If somebody talks to you about “fear of God”, laugh in their face and tell them you are God. You get the drift now, don’t you? Now, you can condemn your tenants to pay two-years rent in advance plus any additional charges you cook up and give a name. You are a god in your own rights, you can’t fear any man.

    Be a disappearing act

    The moment you collect your money, you’ve been absolved of all responsibilities. The house is the tenant’s to take care of now. As such, you can go on an extended vacation in your own parts of the house.

    If by chance they get a hold of you and complain about a defect like NEPA has ‘cut the light’, or a sink is faulty, give them an excuse and continue on your merry way. When they are tired, they will fix whatever is wrong.

    Have a low threshold for nonsense

    As we said, you are a god and your rule can’t be questioned. Make life terrible for your tenants as much as you can. If they start acting like they own the house and start questioning your authority, let them know the fire that they are playing with is a raging one. They could be acting out in any way, so you have to get your guard up and read in between the lines; the generator they let run for hours because you hardly have light, the friend they keep bringing into the house, or the kind of music they like to play. You have to pay attention to all this nonsense and take care of them before they become full-blown crises.

    Have a knack for doing things on impulse

    You cannot think things through before you do them, k? You can wake up one morning and decide to raise the rent. Nothing do you. They will pay up. No problem here; you are only acting your role, and they understand.

    Be a hub of wisdom

    Oh yes, you have to play the role of the old wise sage too. It might be a little tiring sometimes, but see it as one of those things that come with a dream job. As much as you can, get a hold of your tenants, especially the ones you hate the least and tell them stories about your life. Give them proper advice and throw it in there somewhere that if they follow them, they will soon become landlords themselves. However, confirm that they are in haste before you kick these talks off. More importantly, take some joy in their impatience and relish how good your life is.

  • So You Think Your Landlord Is Mad?

    So you think your landlord is mad? Just because she told everyone in your building to put their generators off at midnight or else she’ll seize it? Or because he’ll rather engage in one on one combat with NEPA officials than pay his bills?

    As far as these six people are concerned, your landlord might be mad, but theirs are madder.

    “It was worse than living with my parents”

    I moved to Lagos on short notice, so I was desperate to get an apartment quickly. Ended up renting the BQ of this woman’s house. Worst year of my life. Anytime I stayed out later than 11 pm she’ll use another padlock to lock her gate and I’d have to crash at a friend’s house. It was worse than living with my parents. She’d quiz all my visitors and even refuse to let some into the compound. When I was moving out I didn’t even tell her, just left quietly one night.

    Femi, 27

    “My landlord was just a bastard”

    My landlord was just a bastard. I don’t know how I stayed in that house for two years. I’ve never done the math but I’m pretty sure that in those two years, he collected double of what I paid for my rent with fraudulent bills. Today the borehole is bad, tomorrow NEPA people said we should pay this. Sometimes he didn’t even bother looking for an excuse he’ll just say the money is for maintenance. And if you don’t pay he’ll cut off your water and light.

    Dami, 27

    “She used to ration our water”

    My landlady used to ration water for no fucking reason. The switch to the pump was in her house and she used to pick and choose when she’ll pump water. I don’t know if she thought the water could finish from the ground or if she was just being cheap with her PHCN bills. Sometimes we won’t have water for 2 days just because this woman doesn’t want to pump water. She used to stay in the house mostly on weekends and that’s when she’ll pump water. When she came around during the week she’ll refuse to pump water.

    Doyin, 26

    “He was harassing my girlfriend”

    There was this one landlord I had who used to harass my girlfriend. It was so bad she had to stop coming over. When he realized he was never going to be able to woo her, he became hostile towards both of us. I don’t know how he always knew when she was around, but when she was he’ll come banging at my door about a non-issue. One time it was that my generator was causing noise. Like three other people’s generators were on o but it was my own that was causing noise.

    Dimeji, 25

    “He was flattening my car tires”

    I still don’t have proof of this but I’m pretty sure my landlord used to let the air out of my tires. There was very limited parking space and I used to close early. He had a spot reserved for himself but he used to come back by like midnight. It made no sense to me to park on the street when there was space in the house so I parked in his. At first, when he came back he’ll rake outside my door for like an hour, that I should come and move my car. I always ignored him. One day he stopped and I started waking up to a flat tire every day. Even after I stopped parking in his spot.

    Nora, 29

    “He let strangers into my house”

    I made the tragic mistake of letting an old landlord know I wasn’t going to renew my rent for the next year, months before the one I had paid was to expire. I’d come home and have this feeling that someone had entered my house. Little little things will be out of place. Turned out the man was showing the apartment I was still living in, to potential tenants when I went to work. I changed the locks and when I was moving out he refused to refund my caution fee because I had the ‘effrontery’ to change locks in his house.

    Peter, 26
  • How To Be A Nigerian Landlord

    1. Build a house big enough so you can torture more than one tenant at once.

    Face-me-I-face you is great for maximum evil.

    2. And build the house wherever, even if it means the house will be under water when it rains.

    It’s just water.

    3. Look for cheap building materials, you’re not living in the house.

    The house is the tenants’ problem now.

    4. Only do the barest minimum to make the house livable.

    I’ve sha put toilet and kitchen..even if they’re right beside each other.

    5. Make sure the block of flats you build has absolutely no parking space.

    Why do they even have cars?

    6. Just so that people will not abuse you, put light and water in the house.

    Small geepee tank though, and the cheapest PHCN phase.

    7. Put the house on the market for twice its proper value.

    And lie a lot!

    8. Then ask for two years in advance plus damages.

    Oga, if you want the house, come and rent.

    9. When they negotiate and beg you, be ‘merciful’ and reduce the price a little.

    Or be a mad man and rent it to someone else.

    10. When they ask you about the house and the area, be as vague as possible or just outrightly lie.

    Safe – you won’t die Near the main road – you’ll walk for 10 minutes You’ll get bus to anywhere – No you will not

    11. When they move in to the house, wish them success and good luck.

    God knows they’ll need it.

    12. Be excited when you see them fixing up the house. Higher rent, baby!

    Fix it!

    13. If they come to complain to you about inheriting the former tenant’s bills.

    What’s my own?

    14. When they’re fighting with their neighbours, see but don’t talk.

    Hian!

    15. When something spoils in the house and they come to you.

    Do I live there?

    16. After a year has passed, increase the rent without notice.

    Come and beat me.

    17. When they finally decide to move out, increase the price again and put it on the market.

    Repeat from step 6.