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  • Crime Is Increasing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway

    Crime Is Increasing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway

    The Lagos-Ibadan expressway, one of Nigeria’s busiest expressways, has in recent times become a crime scene with back-to-back stories of robberies, kidnappings and even death. 

    A few days ago, on 8 November 2022, gunmen dressed in military uniform attacked commuters travelling along the road. They came out of a bush along the Sagamu Interchange and started firing at a bus carrying passengers. Thankfully, despite injuries, no one died. 

    The incidents are happening more than you think

    Let’s explain using numbers. 

    Data shows that the southwest until recent times has been relatively secure, at least compared with other geopolitical zones in Nigeria.

    In the first half of 2022, 65 people were abducted in the southwest which was significantly low when compared with 1,305 people in the northwest. Ideally we want these numbers to read zero, but let’s just say that at the time it looked like the southwest were keeping things in check. Then July came.

    Between July and October, a period of four months, the number of abductions in the southwest increased from 65 to 132, doubling at a scary rate. This is just abduction data. Other crimes like robbery and attacks on residents have also increased. 

    What can the government do about this?

    The 127 km Lagos-Ibadan expressway is a vital economic corridor linking two commercial cities. It cuts across three states: Lagos, Ogun and Oyo. This is one of the reasons why everyone needs to join efforts to end this wahala.

    One suggestion is the implementation of interstate policing. The Western Nigeria Security Network, which you know as Amotekun, is a security outfit for the southwest. 

    Unfortunately, only Ondo state seems to be using them effectively. The rest need to up their game.

    There is also a need for the government to provide technical support for more policing along notorious hotspots. The highways are famous for having bushes and hideouts where criminals operate from. They need to sweep those places and send a message that crime is not welcome.

    How can you protect yourself?

    The Lagos-Ibadan expressway is still undergoing construction around the Kara area. This often creates a heavy traffic build-up along the long bridge that can stretch endlessly. To help yourself:

    • Avoid being caught in traffic for too long and exposing yourself to the risk of kidnapping. Steer clear of the roads during peak hours and on busy days. 
    • Only travel when absolutely necessary, and as much as you can, avoid travelling at night.
    • Have on hand emergency numbers. The Federal Road Safety Corps which is in charge of traffic along federal roads has an emergency number, 122. Use only in the event of an emergency.
    • Let someone know where you are at all times. It is much easier to keep track of movements that way and to send help to your last known location in case you’re in trouble.
  • If You’ve Ever Been Stuck In Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Traffic, This Post Is For You

    If You’ve Ever Been Stuck In Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Traffic, This Post Is For You

    1. You wanted to sharply leave Lagos so you took this wonderful expressway.

    The greatest expressway in Nigeria.

    2. Then you hear MFM, RCCG, Deeper Life and NASFAT are holding programs in one night.

    It has ended.

    3. When it’s midnight and you haven’t even reached Mowe.

    Hay God!

    4. You asking God to part the traffic for you just like Moses parted the Red Sea.

    Father be a miracle provider.

    5. When you see people parking their cars and preparing to sleep on the road.

    See these ones.

    6. You, gisting with the people in the car next to you.

    As per, we’re all in this together.

    7. You looking for a place to make a U-turn.

    No time for stress abeg.

    8. When you see people strolling down the expressway as if they’re in their houses.

    You people have mind sha.

    9. Gala and lacasera hawkers when there’s traffic on Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

    Ope o!

    10. When the traffic is terrible but there’s a potential bae in the car beside you.

    This traffic must be a sign from God.

    11. You, whenever someone tries to cut in front of you.

    Where are you rushing to in this traffic!?

    12. When you catch up to that car that tried to claim road.

    After all your oversabi, we’re still in the same traffic.

    13. You when you first got on the expressway vs you when you finally get to your destination

    One million years later…
  • 10 Things Every Nigerian Who Has Lived Near Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Will Immediately Understand

    10 Things Every Nigerian Who Has Lived Near Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Will Immediately Understand
    Ah! Lagos-Ibadan expressway. The important road connecting 2 very special Nigerian cities. Everybody that has travelled in or out of Lagos by road must have journeyed along this wonderful expressway. Do people live there? Well, Yes. And if you are one of those people, you’ve probably experienced everything on this list!

    1. When people invite you to the island.

    Like Lekki folks, we don’t do bridges! It’s not as fine as Lekki or Ikoyi, I know but I’m not coming please.

    2. Getting to Berger and beginning the one-hour journey out of Lagos.

    I’m at the end of Lagos and home is still far away.

    3. When there’s traffic on the road and you start preparing to spend the night.

    Where is my blanket please?

    4. Finding out all the church camps have conventions/revivals and the conductor says “Ketu-Ojota, 500 naira”.

    Can I sleep at home today please?

    5. When you keep missing out on awesome events because..distance.

    Then you watch your social life dying slowly.

    6. Leaving your house at 4am so you can get to ordinary mainland before 8.

    Sleep is for the weak.

    7. When you try to take a cab by accident and you hear the price.

    Sorry, whet?

    8. When you start forming coo keed because you hang out at ICM a lot.

    Well that’s the only cool place in Lagos you can hang.

    9. When Lagosians treat you like an outcast.

    Don’t hate, you can’t even get to Ibadan from Lagos in one hour like us.

    10. When you finally get to move to Lagos.