Take this quiz, and we will tell you what kind of junior you were in secondary school
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1. When a senior wants to punish you some minutes to dining time.
2. When your provisions have finished and you hear dining bell.
3. When you can see them about to close the dining hall door.
4. When someone tries to jump the line to collect food.
5. When the dining hall prefect asks “who wants extra plantain?”
6. You, watching two seniors fight in the dining hall.
7. How the dining hall looks when the food is jollof rice and chicken:
8. When you get to the hall 5 minutes late and you hear food has finished.
9. The hall, when a senior declares “MASSACRE”:
10. How you eat when your guy gets chosen to be dining hall prefect:
11. When they take light in the hall and everyone starts shouting.
12. When you’re hungry and that wicked senior tells you to bring your food.
13. When someone brings milk to the hall on pap and akara day.
14. When the dining hall prefect calls for extra food.
15. When they are serving beans and all the girls are forming.
16. When you’re still eating and you hear “LEAVE THE DINING HALL”
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1. When the house master says social night won’t hold again.
2. When it’s social night and they lock you and your guys in the hostel.
3. You and your squad turning up in the mufti you snuck in.
4. When all the couples are grinding but your single ass is just there like:
5. When you finally get to dance with your crush and a senior comes to chance you.
6. Social night at all-boys schools be like:
7. When your efforts are not being appreciated.
8. When the whole set shares one lipstick for that night.
9. Your face, when one junior boy tries to grind you.
10. When you see girls coming to social night with their novels.
11. When all the girls are fronting and dancing with only themselves.
12. When a guy is rocking the only babe that’s down to dance and he is wasting time.
13. When someone turns off the light in the hall.
14. When the night starts getting sweet and you hear “all junior boys to your hostels.”
15. You, after dancing with the hottest senior in your school.
16. When petty seniors punish you for getting grinds when they didn’t.
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1. When you greet them and they ask “what’s good about the morning?”
2. When they write “see me” on your assignment.
3. How you feel when you enter the teachers’ staff room:
4. When they tell you to buy cane and bring to school.
5. When they are flogging you and they say “if you touch it, I’ll start again.”
6. When they start cleaning the board and you tell them you haven’t finished copying it.
7. When that teacher that hates you tries to be nice to you on visiting day.
8. When your favorite teacher bad mouths you to your parents on open day.
9. When they wait for their period to be over before they ask “any questions?”
10. When they hear that your next class is a free period.
11. When they tell the class captain to write names of noise makers and they don’t collect it.
12. When they ask a question and ignore all your classmates with their hands up and pick you.
13. How they set questions:
14. When they wish you good luck before an exam.
15. When they look at your script during a test and shake their head.
16. How they mark your exam:
17. When you get everything in your exam but they still keep that 1 mark for themselves.
